SNOWMAGEDDON REDUX

To my bestest buddy CtH and all the lurkers who live in the northeast,thoughts and prayers for you surviving this challenge. To the rest of the liberals in the armpit of socialism who keep electing the likes of Chuck U. Schumer and Mayor Commiepinko Deblasio,piss on you. How’s that global warming working out for you? For being northeast of Chicago on the Illinois/Wisconsin border,we’ve been blessed with a fairly mild winter season so far. We had some freezing rain overnight and the streets were,as grandpa was fond of saying,’slicker than snot on a pump handle.’

Talking about the weather is preferable to having to talk about the national embarrassment/communist/narcissistic asshole who has dropped all pretense of caring for anyone but his muslim brothers.

Today’s post will be short,since I agreed to leave my station here to go with DW to a grade school talent show. Miss Isabel is in it,since she is a budding flautist. I think she should take up the guitar so she could be another Joan Jett or Lita Ford. I’m using the trip as an excuse to hit the White Castle in DeKalb since I’ve been Jonesing for a bag of sliders since forever.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    Obama cuts short India visit to meet new Saudi King on Tuesday

    Barry is planning to cut off 100 million acres of ANWR to stop oil exploration.He’ll tell the new king oil prices will be back up as soon as he can help his OPEC brothers out.
    He will cut short his trip, missing a planned tour of the Taj Mahal, to travel to Saudi Arabia, the White House said.
    Mooch is disappointed
    http://tribune.com.pk/story/826897/obama-cancels-visit-to-taj-mahal-prepares-for-departure-to-india/

    HE DIDN’T MAKE MUCH OF AN IMPRESSION IN INDIA:
    Obama Chomps On Gum While Watching Parade With Indian PM…

    In an ungainly sight, cameras caught US President Barack Obama chewing gum during the Republic Day parade on Monday.

    In the picture captured by cameras and posted on Twitter by some users, Obama was spotted removing his chewing gum while PM Modi was seen trying to explain something to the US president.
    http://weaselzippers.us/212165-obama-chomps-on-gum-while-watching-parade-with-indian-pm/

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Michelle Obama Has India Buzzing About Her Outfit

    Her knee-length floral dress by Bibhu Mohapatra, a famous Indian designer who lives in New York but was born in Rourkela in Odisha, was paired with a matching coat and black pumps.
    What a fashion plate….what a cow.
    https://gma.yahoo.com/michelle-obama-india-buzzing-her-outfit-125803169–abc-news-topstories.html

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  3. Pistol Pete

    ‘There will be a price’: Obama team reportedly fuming over Netanyahu visit

    The Obama administration reportedly is fuming over Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s plans to address Congress in March regarding the Iranian threat, with one unnamed official telling an Israeli newspaper he will pay “a price” for the snub.

    House Speaker John Boehner invited Netanyahu — and the Israeli leader accepted – without any involvement from the White House.
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/01/24/there-will-be-price-obama-team-reportedly-fuming-over-netanyahu-visit/

    Not only will he snub Netenyahu,claiming he ‘doesn’t meet world leaders close to their election,his staff is in Israel,actively working to defeat him.
    http://weaselzippers.us/212197-report-top-official-from-obama-campaign-team-in-israel-to-help-defeat-netanyahu-in-upcoming-israeli-elections/

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Councilman Greenfield Denounces Anti-Semitic Outburst in NYC Council Chamber
    New York City Councilman David G. Greenfield makes impromptu remarks on the floor of the council moments after Pro-Palestine activists protested the commemoration of 1.1 million people killed in Auschwitz. Greenfield is the grandson of holocaust survivors.

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Sunday Smile: American Sniper Continues To Break Box Office Records, Makes $247 Million So Far

    The popularity of the movie says something very special about the American audience, a sign of the strength that is still there. And that is worth a Sunday smile
    In only 10 days in release, American Sniper has eclipsed the $198.5 million earned all in by Michael Bay’s Pearl Harbor, and it will soon overtake the $216.5 million grossed by Steven Spielberg’s Saving Private Ryan in 1998. Taking inflation into account, Private Ryan would have earned more than $300 million by today’s terms; Sniper is sure to eclipse that number when all is said and done.
    http://weaselzippers.us/212154-sunday-smile-america-sniper-continues-to-break-box-office-records-makes-247-million-so-far/

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Corsi: Boehner’s Establishment GOP has Double-Crossed the Tea Party on Amnesty

    Now that we have seen the immigration bill House Speaker John Boehner has championed in the House of Representatives, we can have no doubt that Boehner and the establishment GOP in Congress have once again sold out Tea Party Loyalists to capitulate to President Obama and the Democrats on amnesty.
    http://www.teaparty.org/corsi-boehners-establishment-gop-has-double-crossed-the-tea-party-on-amnesty-79423/#sthash.kWD97ALZ.dpuf

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Breaking: Bowe Bergdahl To Be Charged With Desertion…Update: Attorney Has Received Charges But WH Delaying Notice To Public…Update: Senior Defense Officials Confirm
    Shaffer was on the Bill O’Reilly show. He said Bergdahl’s attorney has been informed Bergdahl is being charged with desertion, that the attorney has received the charges. Bill O’Reilly said the White House has had this information, that the charges have been ready for awhile, but the White House has been delaying it under the auspices of Ben Rhodes, Assistant National Security Advisor. You may remember Ben Rhodes who featured prominently in the construction of the Benghazi talking points.

    http://weaselzippers.us/212260-breaking-report-that-bergdahl-to-be-charged-with-desertion/

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  8. Pistol Pete

    1 in 3 on Disability Have Mental Disorder; 42.9% in D.C.
    This explains a lot
    One in three, or 35.2 percent, of people getting federal disability insurance benefits have been diagnosed with a mental disorder, according to the latest data from the Social Security Administration (SSA).

    Washington, D.C., the seat of the federal government, ranked in the top-ten list of states where disabled beneficiaries were diagnosed with mental problems.

    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/ali-meyer/1-3-disability-have-mental-disorder-429-dc

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Clinton Demand For Full Control Scuttles Scorsese Biopic On Ex-POTUS
    I’m not sure,but the burnout in the pic w/the horny Hick looks like Ron Wood,bassist for the Rolling Stones

    The Clintons hoped the movie would generate nostalgia for a Clinton administration amid Hillary’s expected run for the Presidency in 2016

    A towering figure who remains a major voice in world issues, President Clinton continues to shape the political dialog both here and around the world. Through intimate conversations, I hope to provide greater insight into this transcendent figure.

    As the director of some of the most iconic movies of this generation, including Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, The King of Comedy, Goodfellas, and Cape Fear, Scorsese is not one to turn over approval for the final cut of his movies. But according to the New York Times, that’s exactly what Bill Clinton wanted:

    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/clinton-demand-full-control-scuttles-scorsese-biopic-ex-potus

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  10. Pistol Pete

    FNS: Does Obama Realize He Lost?
    He knows,it just doesn’t make any difference

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Obama Will Not Attend 70th Anniversary of Auschwitz Liberation

    Heads of state from France, Germany, Belgium, Austria, the Netherlands, and Denmark will be present
    What do you expect?He’s helping Iran get weapons to annhihalate the Jews in a modern-day holocaust and nothing can stop him.
    http://freebeacon.com/national-security/obama-will-not-attend-70th-anniversary-of-auschwitz-liberation/

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Nancy Pelosi: I Have ‘Great Standing’ to Speak on Abortion as a ‘Catholic and a Mom of Five’

    Responding to pro-abortion House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi’s statement last week that she had “great standing” to speak about the issue of abortion because she is a “Catholic and a mom of five,” San Francisco Archbishop Salvatore Cordileone said that “no Catholic can dissent in good conscience” from the Church’s teaching on the sanctity of human life.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/01/26/nancy-pelosi-i-have-great-standing-to-speak-on-abortion-as-a-catholic-and-a-mom-of-five/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      But I, as a Catholic and mom of three, have no standing (according to them) because … you know … Pro-Life.

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      • Sweasel.com has a good bit today about British media descriptions of demonstrations where they insist on labeling the conservatives “Far Right” and the lefties “Anti-Fascists.” Strange that only the Left gets to decide what they call themselves. We suffer under the same boot here.

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  13. Pistol Pete

    NBC’s Richard Engel: Obama Statement Ironic Because Abdullah ‘Could Not Stand’ Him

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  14. Be careful out there, Pete, and thanks for the entertainment. Watch out for the sliders in DeKalb. When you haven’t had them in a while, you’re tempted to eat more than the limit. They taste really good for 3 or 4 of them, but I usually can’t stop until I’ve eaten at least 6. Sometimes 10. That’s more than enough to cause some intestinal distress. 😉

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  15. freedom1781

    Hilarious!

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  16. PoliNation lives! Thanks, Pete, for all the goodies. I’ve got about a dozen things piled up over the weekend. Wanna see?

    #1

    Deeply conservative Oklahoma adjusts to sudden arrival of same-sex marriage

    The “polite gays,” was how Tracy and Kathryn described themselves. Not political or loud, not obvious or overt, but understated, in keeping with their Oklahoma surroundings. Never asking anyone to think too hard or talk too much about the fact that they were gay at all. Except now they were about to ask everyone they knew to think about it, because they’d decided to have a wedding.

    According to the Washington Post, for whom Oklahoma must be the very epitome of deepest, darkest flyover country.

    My own assessment? Oklahoma is deeply conservative, and deeply conservative folks are happy to mind their own business. “Gay marriage” forced upon us? Most folks shrug at modern craziness. You can call it marriage if you want to; nobody is opposed to folks having decent partner privileges tantamount thereto, and don’t care about your bedroom practices, but it’s not ever going to be considered Marriage in most folks’ dictionaries.

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  17. #2

    A test to determine if elderly patients will die within 30 days of being admitted to hospital has been developed by doctors to give them the chance to go home or say goodbye to loved ones.

    Telegraph, UK

    “Well, you’re going to die anyway, according to the tests. That’s why we’ve already started harvesting your organs…!”

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  18. #3

    What could go wrong in this Brave New World?

    Al Gore, Mexican President Calderon Want To Spend $90 Trillion To Get Rid Of Cars In Cities

    If you get rid of cars in cities, and get rid of population in the countryside, no more cars, and Agenda 21 is met.

    I’d rather get rid of big cities. And Al Gore.

    [I’ve… had my own thoughts about transportation… Getting From Here to There — an illustrated series looking at the present and future of personal transportation. Started to convert this series to a more readable format. It’s partly converted, sitting in the to-do stack.]

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    • Pistol Pete

      the enviro-wackos want to do away with carbon dioxide completely.No problem….first we kill every living human and animal,since we all exhale CO2.That should tickle them pink.

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  19. No clue in the article why this article is locally datelined, but that’s why it showed up in my newsfeeds.

    BARTLESVILLE, Okla. — The United States has been at war since 2001, and America must not let down its guard.

    One of the newer threats to national security is economic warfare. Its goal is to cripple a country’s economy, rendering it weak and ineffective. …

    “What we see as a marketplace of goods internationally our enemies see as a battle space….”

    CBN

    Relatively relatedly, here’s a world map of cyberattacks. Load up the page and watch it run for a while, and think about the efforts going into cyberwar. Looks like the old video game Missle Attack (or Missle Command, something). Except, it’s real, and right now.

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  20. More deepest darkest flyover bitter clinger territory news.

    Two Oklahoma State lawmakers have proposed four laws that for some reason are causing some controversy.

    #1

    …House Bill 1125 would eliminate the responsibility of county court clerk offices to issue marriage licenses. Instead, the proposed law would replace marriage licenses with “marriage certificates” that could only be issued by members of the clergy after a formal ceremony. Additionally, the law would remove the ability of a judge to perform a marriage. According to the proposed bill, marriages not contracted by a formal ceremony by clergy may be acknowledged by filing an affidavit of common law marriage.

    Milady and I married each other under Okla. common law, and didn’t need no stinkin’ affidavit, court clerk, judge, or pastor. Here’s some radical words I scribed back in 1997 (back when I was younger and even stupider than I am now), when Oklahoma was trying to mess with traditional common law marriage liberty: Freedom to Marry

    #2,3,4

    State Rep. Sally Kern, R-Oklahoma City… is no stranger to controversy surrounding Oklahoma’s LGBT community. In 2008, Kern made national headlines when she said that homosexuality is “the biggest threat our nation has, even more so than terrorism or Islam.”

    In this legislative session, Kern filed House Bill 1597, which would permit Oklahoma businesses to refuse services, accommodations, advantages, facilities, goods or privileges to LGBT people.

    She also filed House Bill 1598, also known as the “Freedom to Obtain Conversion Therapy Act.” The proposed emergency law would allow parents to obtain “sexual orientation change efforts” for children under the age of 18 without interference from the state.

    Additionally, Kern filed House Bill 1599, known as the “Preservation of Sovereignty and Marriage Act,” that, if passed, would make it illegal for the state to issue same-sex marriage licenses, prohibit public employees from recognizing same-sex marriages, and would remove any judge from office if they violated the proposed law.

    You know how well these will withstand litigation, even if passed. And besides…

    Cimarron Alliance in Oklahoma City, another LGBT advocacy and education organization, also issued a statement in response to the bills.

    “Our community is under attack, and we are fighting back,” the statement said. “We won marriage last year, and in cruel retaliation, a handful of hate-filled law makers have struck out at us with nasty pieces of legislation. We have a plan. We have been having behind the scenes conversations with legislative leaders, community leaders and our national partners.”

    Emphasis added.

    Nathan Thompson / EE

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  21. A recent survey by the Oklahoma State University Department of Agricultural Economics finds that over 80 percent of Americans support “mandatory labels on foods containing DNA,” about the same number as support mandatory labeling of GMO foods “produced with genetic engineering.”

    WAPO c/o IOTWreport

    BEWARE! MAY ALSO CONTAIN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

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  22. Because we just can’t get enough of our pResident’s admirable demeanor:

    Good thing he was distracted by his gum or he’d be laughing at the fellow’s funny hat.

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  23. Info you might think you’d never need, but then…

    What to do if you are shot

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  24. Did you want fries with that?

    …Foster’s Daily Democrat reports that Jones called her husband and they decided to return the $2,631, which was a Burger King bank deposit.

    Matthew Jones admitted, “We are not perfect human beings,” and said the couple had considered the possibility of keeping the money, adding they could have certainly used the cash. But he said he and his wife are Jehovah’s Witnesses, and that “Jehovah sees everything.”

    Emphasis added.

    Truth Revolt

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  25. My final item, and last bit of news from the heart of Flyover Country.

    Attention! All units! Be on the lookout for a nine-foot T Rex!

    Someone has taken Dino from in front Classic Pets store. He’s been outside the pet store for nine years, and someone has taken him. Had to plan ahead, because they’d need a trailer and some cable cutters to take away the 9-foot tall Tyrannosaurus statue.

    The store owners have listed Dino in the lost and found pets listings. “No collar; no chip. Was naked at the time. Quite large – 8 and 1/2 to 9 feet tall. Much loved and missed, pleased help us find him!”

    Dee Duren/news9.com

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