There will be nothing unexpected in tonight’s State of the Crushed Union show,to be sure. Mo money,mo money,mo money from them rich white one-percenters so Barry can give away mo free stuff that’s anything but free. Someone,probably Kevin Koffler@White House Dossier,will come up with how many times he refers to himself. I,me,my; he can’t complete a sentence without one of these nouns or possesive pronouns. Don’t try to play a drinking game to it,you wouldn’t last five minutes. I face no such danger,since I can’t bear to look at him or hear his voice. Might I suggest if you feel compelled to watch,mute the sound and as his purple lips start flapping like laundry on a clothesline,think of the sound the grownup makes in the Charlie Brown cartoons.
Sen. Joni Ernst is giving the republican response tonight,and if you think she’s not already being mocked and denigrated,you underestimate the capacity for hatred liberals harbor.
I’ve bookmarked a dozen articles on the upcoming canine and equine exhibition,which I will condense into the most succinct overview I can manage. The closest to my personal opinion is reflected is this piece by my friend at Diogenes Middle Finger:
Obama to Address Congress in Annual Manure Spread
Yes, it time again for Barack Obama’s 6th annual presidential manure spreading festival know to American as “The State of the Union” Speech. This year’s addition to history is sure to be just as mind-numbing as in past years and with even more lofty unworkable ideals and Utopian dreams Barack Obama is known for.
SOTU Bullshit Bingo enthusiasts are sure to be pleased by this year’s event with such great catchwords as “Cuba” “Taxes” and “Free”.
But we’re sure to be entertained as in past years despite the droning speech, watching Joe Biden fidget around and start chuckling for no apparent reason, and John Boehner getting that pained look on his face like he’s passing a kidney stone and wishing he could get up and go outside and light up a Marlboro. Good Times, Good Times.
Barry putting the finishing touches on his speech with his staff
Added by Grunt: And don’t forget to play the SOTU drinking game tonight! Every time Barack says ‘Cooba’ when he’s bragging about opening up relations with the most communist regime in the Western Hemisphere, take a drink!
Don’t forget PAH-kee-stahn