THE STATE OF THE CRUSHED UNION SHOW

There will be nothing unexpected in tonight’s State of the Crushed Union show,to be sure. Mo money,mo money,mo money from them rich white one-percenters so Barry can give away mo free stuff that’s anything but free. Someone,probably Kevin Koffler@White House Dossier,will come up with how many times he refers to himself. I,me,my; he can’t complete a sentence without one of these nouns or possesive pronouns. Don’t try to play a drinking game to it,you wouldn’t last five minutes. I face no such danger,since I can’t bear to look at him or hear his voice. Might I suggest if you feel compelled to watch,mute the sound and as his purple lips start flapping like laundry on a clothesline,think of the sound the grownup makes in the Charlie Brown cartoons.

Sen. Joni Ernst is giving the republican response tonight,and if you think she’s not already being mocked and denigrated,you underestimate the capacity for hatred liberals harbor.

I’ve bookmarked a dozen articles on the upcoming canine and equine exhibition,which I will condense into the most succinct overview I can manage. The closest to my personal opinion is reflected is this piece by my friend at Diogenes Middle Finger:

Obama to Address Congress in Annual Manure Spread

Yes, it time again for Barack Obama’s 6th annual presidential manure spreading festival know to American as “The State of the Union” Speech. This year’s addition to history is sure to be just as mind-numbing as in past years and with even more lofty unworkable ideals and Utopian dreams Barack Obama is known for.

SOTU Bullshit Bingo enthusiasts are sure to be pleased by this year’s event with such great catchwords as “Cuba” “Taxes” and “Free”.

But we’re sure to be entertained as in past years despite the droning speech, watching Joe Biden fidget around and start chuckling for no apparent reason, and John Boehner getting that pained look on his face like he’s passing a kidney stone and wishing he could get up and go outside and light up a Marlboro. Good Times, Good Times.

Barry putting the finishing touches on his speech with his staff

Added by Grunt: And don’t forget to play the SOTU drinking game tonight! Every time Barack says ‘Cooba’ when he’s bragging about opening up relations with the most communist regime in the Western Hemisphere, take a drink!

Don’t forget PAH-kee-stahn

Green Beret sniper hilariously slams Michael Moore

“Mr. Moore –

“Good afternoon there sweetheart, I hope this finds you alive and well. You can thank our men and women of the armed forces for that, by the way, and that also includes us cowardly snipers. It seems you’ve found time between licking the jelly off your fingers and releasing your grasp of a bear claw to tweet some junk about snipers being cowards.

“My buddies and I got a good laugh over the tweet, so I thank you. … If you and I were in the same room, I’d throw you a smile and gently pat you on the head knowing you’re nothing more than a mouth breathing, Crisco sweating waste of space not even worthy of being in the presence of a sniper.

“It’s almost funny how people like you preach things like ‘acceptance’ and ‘not passing judgement’ or ‘labeling people’, but then are the first to do so when a person is in some way dissimilar from you.”

Read the rest @
http://clashdaily.com/2015/01/green-beret-sniper-michael-moores-crisco-sweating-waste-space-not-worthy-presence-sniper/

2014 probably NOT hottest year on record

The mainstream media has spent the past few days doing a victory dance in the endzone because of the announcement that 2014 was the hottest year on record based on instrument observations that the earth’s temperature might have increased by a factor of two-hundreths of a degree centrigrade with a margin of error of a tenth of a degree centigrade.

Re-read that last bit …

“might have increased by 2/100ths of a degree with a MOE of 1/10th of a degree.”

IOW, the Margin Of Error is GINORMOUS compared with the picayune little MAYBE increase. In fact, given HOW ginormous, the temperature could’ve just as easily gone DOWN.

But the Lamestream Media never lets pesky facts get in the way of political certitudes; hence, the overblown “it’s official” and “hottest year ever recorded.”

The worst example I saw was “Last year was the hottest in earth’s recorded history.” Talk about misleading! “Earth’s recorded history” suggests all the thousands of years that we have recorded HISTORY, when what it actually meant is all the years since we started using thermometers to record temperature. It’s only a teensy weensy difference between:

• 6,000 years for recorded history and
•      164 years for recorded temperatures.

Plus, the NASA scientists who were cited in these grossly biased reports say they are only 38% certain that 2014 was the hottest year. IOW, they’re 62% certain it probably wasn’t.

Sources:

• http://newsbusters.org/blogs/pj-gladnick/2015/01/18/nasa-scientists-admit-only-38-chance-2014-was-hottest-year-record
• http://newsbusters.org/blogs/clay-waters/2015/01/17/nyts-alarmist-enviro-reporter-gillis-eagerly-undermines-global-warming
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recorded_history
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temperature_record