MSNBC’s Fail and Tweeters’ Hilarious Responses

It started when MSNBC’s Luke Russert sneered about freshman Senator Joni Ernst (R-Iowa) being chosen to deliver the GOP commentary after Obama’s State of the Union address.

2015_01 15 Russert - pig farmer tweet

Tweeters responded:

  • Also, a Lieutenant Colonel in the Iowa Army National Guard and an Iraqi War veteran. But whatevs!
  • So Luke … what’ve you done lately, you condescending, sneering little twerp? Besides acting like a colossal douchebag, I mean?
  • Luke Russert’s meteoric rise continues. When his father was alive he was a blatant nepotism hire; today, he’s a Democrat shill.
  • Why does Luke Russert say “pig farmer” with that air of elitist contempt?
  • Any hog Joni’s ever castrated is twice the man Luke Russert is.

PIG superpower

Some Twitter genius started #LukeRussertFarmTips:

  • My first three dogs live on a farm now. My mom says they love it there.
  • Cow chips are best served still warm and are a great source of fiber.
  • A herd of ducks can reduce a bull to a skeleton in 37 minutes.
  • Baby carrots are pulled from their mothers at birth and raised in dark sheds.
  • John Kerry discovered the recipe for ketchup while serving in Vietnam.
  • Jimmy Carter invented peanut butter by accident while clubbing a rabbit.
  • Planting your corn in corn rows is cultural appropriation and probably a microaggression.

Boneless bananas

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2 responses to “MSNBC’s Fail and Tweeters’ Hilarious Responses

  1. These guys and their elitism . . . criminy . . .

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  2. I don’t know much about Joni Ernst, beyond the fact that she’s a military veteran and she had one of the best campaign commercials ever. I’m definitely going to be watching this lady.

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