I’M DREAMING OF A RACE-NEUTRAL CHRISTMAS

It’s a thought,but not reality. Last night in Berkeley, Mo., about 2 miles from Ferguson, an ignorant punk with a single-digit IQ pointed a gun at police officers. This has been sometimes called ‘suicide by cop’ when someone doesn’t have the nerve to do it themselves. No one knows his motivation in this case, maybe he thought they wouldn’t dare shoot given the climate blanketing this country like a biblical plague. He suffered a fatal attack of lead poisoning. His mama wailed, he wuh oney gwan to see his girfren!

The fact that there is video tape of the incident means nothing, as the evidence proving St. Swisher never raised means nothing. The rabid vermin saw a chance to do some last-minute shopping at their favorite store, the Kwik Trip. Apparently they were going to Christmas Eve services at church and the Kwik Trip was on the way.

I just want to take this opportunity to wish all here the happiest Christmas ever. This is my fourth season here and I’m looking forward to the best ever. I promise to try to bring you the same level of news,opinion and entertainment that you’re used to from this intrepid reporter.

BMCM

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DW WENT TO MAKE HER CHEESECAKE FOR TOMORROW AND FOUND THE CREAM CHEESE SHE BOUGHT HAD CHIVES IN IT. SOOOO,BEING A GOOD LITTLE HUBBY (WITH A HEALTHY FEAR OF PISSING HER OFF) I WENT TO WALMART TO GET THE PROPER INGREDIENTS. PEACE ON EARTH MY FAT FANNY. THOSE PEOPLE WERE INSANE.

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I LOVE THIS ONE
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I THOUGHT CtH WOULD LIKE THIS ONE

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17 responses to “I’M DREAMING OF A RACE-NEUTRAL CHRISTMAS

  1. Pistol Pete

    Officer kills armed 18-year-old near Ferguson

    St. Louis County Police Chief Jon Belmar said the officer was questioning two men — one later identified as 18-year-old Antonio Martin — late Tuesday about a theft at a Berkeley convenience store when Martin pulled a 9mm handgun on the officer.

    The officer stumbled backward but fired three shots, one of which struck Martin, Belmar said. No shots came from Martin’s loaded gun, the chief said.

    Martin died at the scene, though Belmar declined to specify where the fatal bullet hit Martin.
    http://townhall.com/news/politics-elections/2014/12/24/police-officer-in-missouri-shot-killed-man-who-pulled-gun-n1935509

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  2. Ting

    Merry Christmas, everyone. Let the celebrating begin!

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  3. Pistol Pete

    PROTESTS BREAK OUT After Fatal Police Shooting in Berkeley, MO Near #Ferguson – QuikTrip Torched & Looted
    Police shot and killed a black man in Berkeley, Missouri near Ferguson on Tuesday.

    The suspect reportedly pointed a gun at police.
    Protests erupted at the scene of the shooting.
    A QuikTrip was looted.
    The suspect was known to police.

    NOTE TO THUGS….DON’T TRY TO KILL COPS,DON’T GET SHOT
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/12/protests-break-out-after-fatal-police-shooting-in-berkeley-mo-near-ferguson-suspect-pointed-gun-at-police/

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  4. Pistol Pete

    BOR RIPS ON MAYOR COMMIEPINKOFAG

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  5. Pistol Pete

    President Obama Asks Joe Biden to Attend NYPD Funeral

    You didn’t honestly think something as trivial as two cops getting murdered would interrupt his vacay,did you?If North Korea launched an attack on the US he’d claim he could handle it from the beach.
    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2014/12/23/president-obama-asks-joe-biden-to-attend-nypd-funeral/

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Obama’s Judge Gives Him A Win On Immigration

    The scores of judges that miserable shitbag Reid pushed through will plague our country long after Obola has retired to Hawaii.
    A former top aide to Democratic Sen. Patrick Leahy tossed out an anti-amnesty lawsuit by claiming the plaintiff lacks the “standing” needed to oppose President Barack Obama’s rewrite of immigration law.
    Howell was appointed to the district court by Obama in 2010.

    Obama and other progressives cheered the decision, which marks one victory in what is expected to be a very high-stakes battle.
    http://dailycaller.com/2014/12/24/obamas-judge-gives-him-a-win-on-immigration/

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  7. Pistol Pete

    i can’t take any more of that crap.

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Every year I’ve brought you some of my favorite Christmas videos.Here are just a few I listen to every year:

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  9. Pistol Pete

    It’s just not Christmas without this one

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  10. Pistol Pete

    CHECK OUT THE NUMBER OF HITS ON THIS VIDEO

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  11. Pistol Pete

    IT’S AN ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY THIS MAGNIFICENT VOICE WAS TAKEN FROM US SO SOON

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  12. Pistol Pete

    They say truly great performers have a style no one else can duplicate.It certainly holds true in this case.
    The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas to You)” is a classic Christmas song written by Mel Tormé and Bob Wells in 1944 and was first recorded by The King Cole Trio in 1946. The song was recorded again in stereophonic version with a full orchestra conducted by Ralph Carmichael using the same arrangement for Nat King Cole’s The Christmas Song album in 1961.

    I REMEMBER THIS COMING ON THE RADIO AND GRANNY YELLING:’SHUT UP!I WANNA HEAR THIS!’

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  13. Pistol Pete

    FROM CASA PISTOL TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU,HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS.MAY GOD CONTINUE TO BLESS US ALL.

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