Daily Archives: December 24, 2014

I’M DREAMING OF A RACE-NEUTRAL CHRISTMAS

It’s a thought,but not reality. Last night in Berkeley, Mo., about 2 miles from Ferguson, an ignorant punk with a single-digit IQ pointed a gun at police officers. This has been sometimes called ‘suicide by cop’ when someone doesn’t have the nerve to do it themselves. No one knows his motivation in this case, maybe he thought they wouldn’t dare shoot given the climate blanketing this country like a biblical plague. He suffered a fatal attack of lead poisoning. His mama wailed, he wuh oney gwan to see his girfren!

The fact that there is video tape of the incident means nothing, as the evidence proving St. Swisher never raised means nothing. The rabid vermin saw a chance to do some last-minute shopping at their favorite store, the Kwik Trip. Apparently they were going to Christmas Eve services at church and the Kwik Trip was on the way.

I just want to take this opportunity to wish all here the happiest Christmas ever. This is my fourth season here and I’m looking forward to the best ever. I promise to try to bring you the same level of news,opinion and entertainment that you’re used to from this intrepid reporter.

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DW WENT TO MAKE HER CHEESECAKE FOR TOMORROW AND FOUND THE CREAM CHEESE SHE BOUGHT HAD CHIVES IN IT. SOOOO,BEING A GOOD LITTLE HUBBY (WITH A HEALTHY FEAR OF PISSING HER OFF) I WENT TO WALMART TO GET THE PROPER INGREDIENTS. PEACE ON EARTH MY FAT FANNY. THOSE PEOPLE WERE INSANE.

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I LOVE THIS ONE
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CHRISTMAS EVE SMILES

Our plans tonight include evening service then watching the 1951 version of Scrooge on FXM. DW has made a number of trips to the store for our regular groceries plus all the things for dinner tomorrow. I added the receipts and the cost is appalling. But it’s only once a year and it’s family, so one has to make certain adjustments.

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GET IT?
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