It’s a thought,but not reality. Last night in Berkeley, Mo., about 2 miles from Ferguson, an ignorant punk with a single-digit IQ pointed a gun at police officers. This has been sometimes called ‘suicide by cop’ when someone doesn’t have the nerve to do it themselves. No one knows his motivation in this case, maybe he thought they wouldn’t dare shoot given the climate blanketing this country like a biblical plague. He suffered a fatal attack of lead poisoning. His mama wailed, he wuh oney gwan to see his girfren!
The fact that there is video tape of the incident means nothing, as the evidence proving St. Swisher never raised means nothing. The rabid vermin saw a chance to do some last-minute shopping at their favorite store, the Kwik Trip. Apparently they were going to Christmas Eve services at church and the Kwik Trip was on the way.
I just want to take this opportunity to wish all here the happiest Christmas ever. This is my fourth season here and I’m looking forward to the best ever. I promise to try to bring you the same level of news,opinion and entertainment that you’re used to from this intrepid reporter.
DW WENT TO MAKE HER CHEESECAKE FOR TOMORROW AND FOUND THE CREAM CHEESE SHE BOUGHT HAD CHIVES IN IT. SOOOO,BEING A GOOD LITTLE HUBBY (WITH A HEALTHY FEAR OF PISSING HER OFF) I WENT TO WALMART TO GET THE PROPER INGREDIENTS. PEACE ON EARTH MY FAT FANNY. THOSE PEOPLE WERE INSANE.