Daily Archives: December 22, 2014

North Koreans Hack Grunt’s Computer, Leaving it Infected with Viruses & Porn

UvspDDenver, Colorado – The primary work computer of PoliNation blogger GruntOfMonteCristo was found yesterday to be yet another victim of the ruthless hacker army of the rogue state of North Korea. Not long after the U.S. State Department confirmed that the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK) was behind the hacking of Sony Corporation’s emails, it became clear that other smaller targets have been likewise hit.

The “Grunt Hack,” as it’s become known, was discovered by Grunt’s secretary, Gruntessa of MonteCristo, during a routine security check on his workstation while he was away on business to the east coast. “God knows what he’s doing down here in this dark basement office when he’s supposed to be working, but even I can’t see how he could have amassed over 350 Gigabytes of soft porn on this workstation,” mused Gruntessa. “And the 1268 viruses, of the kind commonly infecting “vintage warbird nose art” and “1940’s nudie art” websites, … where those came from is just a mystery to me.”

When reached by phone for comment, Grunt responded: “Those Nork bastards! Is nothing sacred to those animals?” He insisted that he had no knowledge of the mostly very tasteful bikini calendar content, but begged that all 350 GB be preserved until he returned in order to sort through it and look “for clues” to the identities of the hackers.
Ripped off inspired by this Duffel Blog satire piece.

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REGULAR STUFF PLUS TYLER UPDATE

Thanks to God for prayers answered. My little grandson came home from the hospital Saturday.

Mom:
Tyler is home & resting. We are hoping to know more by Tuesday, but it could be a few days longer if pathology needs to do further testing. For now, we are just trying to keep him comfortable (the neck brace has become his arch enemy), & he is enjoying being spoiled rotten by everyone (we are going to need an extra storage area at this rate lol). It’s good to be home, but this mama is ready to have some answers. I will try to respond to the individual messages & texts, but know that your prayers & love are being felt, & are very much appreciated & needed.

YD has 797 friends on FB. She’s a very popular young woman.

Sunday night dinner date with my handsome boy

Our plans to get together to exchange gifts is on hold right now. There are far more important things going on.

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I AM SOOOO SICK OF THESE PEOPLE

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Fueling the flames … and the tears

2014_12 21 Woods tweets re Sharpton

2014_12 21 NYPD cop's son posts good bye

2014_12 21 Sharpton doesn't like death threat

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SOME LIGHT-HEARTED CHRISTMAS STUFF

There’s so much depressing news right now if I don’t get these posted in the next three days they’ll be as irrelevant as republicans in Illinois.

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SOMETHING FOR GRUNT:
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There is blood on their hands

Now that two cops have been assassinated, a whole lot of folks are pointing at New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio and race-baiter Al Sharpton.  Both supported the recent none-too-peaceful, “kill-cops” protests.

Mayor de Blasio published this extraordinarily un-self-aware statement about those saying he has blood on his hands:

“It’s unfortunate that in a time of great tragedy, some would resort to the irresponsible, overheated rhetoric that angers and divides people.”

Really, Bill? Are you freaking serious?! You looked on and smiled while a whole bunch of angry and overheated people irresponsibly chanted, “What do we want? Dead cops!”

2014_12 20 Cops turn back on de Blasio

Sharpton issued a statement saying he condemned the double murder. Riiiiiiiiiiight. Al Sharpton said NOTHING when people chanted encouragement to kill cops. And for all his pimping and self-promotion in the alleged cause of ending RAAAACISM, he has never had a word of praise for cops of ANY color who have been killed while protecting Blacks.

So forgive me if I don’t give a damn about his crocodile tears now that a Hispanic cop and an Asian cop were gunned down by a Black thug for their heinous crime of sitting in a Black-and-White car while wearing Blue uniforms.

All my heroes kill cops

The New York Post published an excellent column about the blood on the hands of all those who chanted “What do we want? Dead cops!”

Thus does rhetoric have consequences.

There may have been just a single shooter in Bedford-Stuyvesant on Saturday afternoon. But New York’s failure to denounce without nuance the bloodlust that’s been boiling out of the corners of the Eric Garner-Michael Brown demonstrations for weeks now boils down to this:

There is blood on many hands this morning. …

It was, and it remains, the responsibility of protest organizers — such as they may be in the face of ubiquitous social media — to directly address murderous incantations, to unequivocally condemn those who call down harm on the city’s protectors.

And they didn’t do that. …

Violence against cops has gone mainstream — that is, violent threats to society itself can manifest virtually without a soul among the city’s elected leaders saying so much as boo.

Pitiful. …

Anybody who thinks [the shooter] wasn’t emboldened by City Hall’s placidity in the face of nihilistic, bloodthirsty incantations is delusional. …

It’s wrong to blame the protests wholly for the actions of one person … right up to the point when the protesters began to ­demand dead cops — and nobody put a stop to it.

Right up to the point where protesters began to drop full garbage cans 10 feet down on unsuspecting cops. …

You wanted dead cops, protesters? You got ’em.

Read the rest @
http://nypost.com/2014/12/21/there-is-blood-on-hands-of-those-who-demanded-dead-cops/

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