13 SHOPPING DAYS LEFT

Speaking only for myself,I am averse to crowded parking lots,rude shoppers and long checkout lines. DW takes it all in stride,so that’s why she shops by herself. I’m finished except for SIL and my two daughters. I do almost all my shopping online and will be done by next Wednesday. DW said Miss Isabel and Miss Olivia wanted characters from the Disney movie Frozen,and we saw them at Walmart 6 weeks ago. We decided to buy them then,because they wouldn’t be there very long. From what I’ve read they’re THE hot toy this Christmas. The last must-have I can remember was the Cabbage Patch dolls,which I managed to score for my oldest many years ago.

Truth is,I’m getting a little sick of the political Kabuki going on where you can’t tell one party from the other and the violence we are accosted by every day. So I thought trying to get into a little Christmas spirit might be helpful. I have many christmas funnies to post,which I will start doing directly.

Sold-out $119 Disney Frozen castle for sale on eBay at $700 as touts cash in on parents’ desperation for this year’s must have toy
With Christmas approaching, the $119 toy – made by Mattel Inc – is sold out
Still plenty of other Frozen-themed toys available – but only for now

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2869388/Sold-199-Frozen-toy-sale-eBay-700-touts-cash-parents-desperation-year-s-toy.html#ixzz3Lc5z5vmI

Beats the heck out of talking about the nearly half-dozen murders of white women and girls by drooling,ignorant primates this week.

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ARE YOU LIBERALS LISTENING???
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  1. Pistol Pete

    Epic: Phil Kerpen Shakes Hands With Gruber, Says “Thanks For Helping Us Destroy Sh*tty Law You Passed”…

    Phil Kerpen, an author, syndicated columnist, and president of American Commitment, shook hands with Jonathan Gruber immediately following Tuesday’s House Oversight Committee hearing and said, “Thank you for helping us destroy the sh*tty law you passed.”

    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/kerpen-gruber-thanks-helping-us-destroy-shtty-law-you-passed

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Obama mangles Bible verses, uses Mary and Joseph finding ‘no room at the inn’ as illegal immigration analogy!

    Determined to use the Christmas story and a “good book” reference to sell his executive action on immigration, President Obama managed to skew one and screw up the other during a town hall speech in in Nashville Tuesday.

    If we’re serious about the Christmas season, now is the time to reflect on those who are strangers in our midst and remember what it was like to be a stranger,” Obama said during an immigration town hall in Nashville.

    Obama reminded them that the Christmas season was about a “soon to be mother” and “a husband of modest means” who were looking for a place to stay, but there was no room at the inn.
    I doubt there’s a copy of Holy Scripture within a mile of the White Hut,but i’ll bet you something nice the “good book” he’s talking about is the Q’uran.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/12/09/Obama-Christmas-Season-Should-Help-Us-Understand-Executive-Amnesty

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/12/10/obama-mangles-bible-verses-uses-mary-and-joseph-finding-no-room-at-the-inn-as-illegal-immigration-analogy-164244#ixzz3LcHk0QuN

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    • “Obama… uses Mary and Joseph finding ‘no room at the inn’ as illegal immigration analogy!”

      Let’s see. As ordered by the government, a couple travels to pay their taxes is just like allowing lawbreakers leaping the national border to invade America. Hm. No, that just does not compute for me.

      No surprise, of course. It’s all just words to the parrot in chief and his teleprompter writers. Anything that sounds good, regardless of meaning. He knows nothing. He has no values we can understand. Jesus, help us!

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    • This clown honestly thinks the Bible says that people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones? Next he’ll be telling us that “a stitch in time saves nine” is in the Bible.

      It’s a mystery to me how anyone can think that Øbama is smart.

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Ayaan Hirsi Ali: Joe Biden Tried to Lecture Me on Islam

    Awww,just Crazy Uncle Joe.The media just ignores him,because he’s so smart and all.
    At a dinner in Washington, Biden attempted to correct her perspective on relationship between the Islamic State and Islam, saying, “ISIS had nothing to do with Islam.” When she pushed back, Biden said, “Let me tell you one or two things about Islam…”

    “I politely left the conversation at that,” Hirsi Ali said. “I wasn’t used to arguing with vice presidents.”
    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/biden-lectured-ayaan-hirsi-ali-islam

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Brian Williams to Former CIA Director: “How Are We Better Than our Enemies Morally?”
    NBC’s Brian Williams interviewed former CIA Director Michael Hayden on yesterday’s Democratic report on waterboarding.

    Brian Williams: How are we better than our enemies morally in light of what we all read about today?
    ISIS terrorists slaughter 200 half-naked captured soldiers in a ditch.

    Michael Hayden: Well, let me give you a startling statement, Brian. And look, everyone knows these things were very tough. I got involved in this very late in the program. I endorsed their use going forward in a very minimized form. So these decisions aren’t taken lightly by anyone, believe me…. As bad as some people think the CIA behavior was with regard to these 100 or so detainees, if everyone on the planet used CIA behavior as the model the world would actually improve.

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Obama Asks Supporters To Save Some Of Their Christmas Money To Fund OFA “Organizers”…
    Never stop begging
    For less than the price of a cup of coffee you too can support an Obamabot.

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Black Congressional Staffers Plan To Walkout Thursday To Protest Ferguson And Garner…

    African American Congressional staffers are planning a protest on the U.S. Capitol steps Thursday afternoon, disrupting their workday to speak out against the Eric Garner and Mike Brown grand jury decisions.
    Beats hell out of working
    http://weaselzippers.us/207719-black-congressional-staffers-plan-to-walkout-thursday-to-protest-ferguson-and-garner/

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  7. Pistol Pete

    “This harms movements.” #BerkeleyProtests

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Clinton Got The Benghazi Talking Points BEFORE Rest Of Obama Administration
    Then-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton knew the Obama White House’s Benghazi talking points BEFORE the White House even sent them around to administration officials.

    Hillary Clinton used the administration’s exact talking point blaming the attack on a YouTube video before Obama’s White House speechwriter Ben Rhodes drafted it to prepare Susan Rice for Sunday morning talk shows days later.
    They had to make sure to get their lies straight before they stood in front of four flag-draped coffins and lied about the attack being a protest
    http://dailycaller.com/2014/12/10/hillary-clinton-got-the-benghazi-talking-points-before-rest-of-obama-administration/

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Watch how Rick Perry handles the insulting question MSNBC would NEVER ask a Democrat
    MSLSD puke to Perry: “Are you smart enough to run for president?

    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/12/11/watch-how-rick-perry-handles-the-insulting-question-msnbc-would-never-ask-a-democrat-2-164512#ixzz3LcVmTNjj

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    • Is he smart enough? If you only have to be smarter than the doofus currently occupying the White House, who thought that bit about people in glass houses not throwing stones is in the Bible, that’s setting the bar pretty low.

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Armed “Black Lives Matter” Protesters Loot Black-Owned 7-11

    To the Mau Mau it’s never been about getting what they had coming.It’s all about getting shit the easy way.Stealing it.
    A 7-11 store was looted by gun-wielding protesters in the small California town of Emeryville (situated between Berkeley and Oakland) on Tuesday night. The protest was part of the leftist-led nationwide protests on behalf of Black criminals who have died in recent months while resisting arrest called ‘I Can’t Breathe.’

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/12/armed-icantbreathe-protesters-loot-black-owned-7-11-video/

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Blitzer Asks Feinstein if she will “Feel Guilty” if Americans Die because of Report’s Release: “I would Feel Badly, of Course. . . ”
    Of course.

    http://freedomslighthouse.net/2014/12/10/blitzer-asks-feinstein-if-she-will-feel-guilty-if-americans-die-because-of-reports-release-i-would-feel-badly-of-course-video-12914/

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Why Does Hillary Want To Be President, Anyway?
    So far it looks like Mrs. Clinton would have at least as many problems in 2016 as she did in 2008.
    Most telling—and damaging—she still has no core message. This is 22 months following her resignation as secretary of state. She suggested to Charlie Rose on July 17 that she might focus on what to do “to tackle growth, which is the handmaiden of inequality.” That sounds less like a message than a tactic to placate the Democratic Party’s populist Occupy Wall Street wing with a pale imitation of Sen. Elizabeth Warren.

    this is Rove’s piece in the WSJ about all the mistakes Cankles has made and how it can hurt her.My contention was,is,and will continue to be that she can count on the LIV’s and some misguided proles who’ll vote for her strictly because she has ovaries(purportedly).I just don’t foresee her losing.
    http://www.rove.com/articles/561

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Air Force Secretary Supports Lifting Transgender Ban

    I wonder what the heroes under all the white crosses from Arlington to France would say?
    Now that the U.S. military has opened more jobs to women and allowed gay men and lesbians to serve openly, Air Force Secretary Deborah Lee James says the ban on transgender troops is likely to be reassessed and should be lifted.
    http://weaselzippers.us/207758-air-force-secretary-supports-lifting-transgender-ban/

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  14. Pistol Pete

    There’s not much point to it anymore.

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Granny said when my mom was very little she picked up a piglet and the squeals roused the sow to attack.They had a collie who headed the sow off,grabbed her ear and wouldn’t let go until granny had rescued my mother.I’m pretty sure I know where that old collie is right now.

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