Most of you are,I’m sure,fully prepared for the big day Thursday. If you are visiting for the holiday there is little reason for concern. If you are hosting,make your list,check it thrice. It seems every year DW has cooked for the family she gets up that morning and realizes she forgot something. The market was packed yesterday afternoon and will get worse by Wednesday as people rush for last minute staples. Bloodshed over the last bunch of collard greens or the last can of cranberry sauce are a common occurrence. Hint: waiting until Wednesday to buy a frozen turkey to make for Thanksgiving is not a particularly good idea. Marshmallows for the candied yams? Sage for the dressing? Whipped topping for the pie? Your family would readily forgive you if everything isn’t perfect,but a hostess can sometimes be too critical of herself. Plan ahead,enjoy the time with those you love and be thankful it will be another year before you have to go through it again.












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39 responses to “A WORD OF WARNING

  1. Pistol Pete

    Rudy Giuliani tells the truth;race-hustling puke takes offense.
    Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani faced off with Georgetown Professor Michael Eric Dyson Sunday on NBC’s “Meet The Press” in an explosive battle
    Giuliani rightly pointed out that while everyone is focusing on this case, a white person killing a black person is the exception to the rule.

    “We are talking about the significant exception, 93 percent of blacks are killed by other blacks,” Giuliani said.
    Black people who kill black people go to jail. White people who are policemen who kill black people do not go to jail,” Dyson said adding “If a jury can indict a ham sandwich, why is it taking so long?”

    “The white police officers wouldn’t be there if you weren’t killing each other 70-75 percent of the time,” Giuliani retorted.

    “Look at this! This is the defensive mechanism of white supremacy in your mind, sir!” Dyson said.

    Of course,there’s video:


  2. Pistol Pete

    Is This The Real Reason Obama Announced the Order in Vegas?

    President Obama today is playing golf at the Shadow Creek golf club in North Las Vegas, reputed to be the most exclusive golf course in the world. It’s 55 degrees and mostly sunny.

    At 44 degrees, it’s a little too cold today in the Washington area for a comfortable round.

    This is the 47th time he’s played this year and the 204th outing of his presidency.

    Obama today is playing with baseball great Derek Jeter, businessman Stephen Cloobeck, and Las Vegas Sun owner Brian Greenspun.



  3. Pistol Pete

    Fail: Father of Michael Brown Sports Grammatically Incorrect “Gone To Soon” T-Shirt…



  4. Pistol Pete

    Obama: Police Need Training to Distinguish a Gang Banger from a Kid in a Hoodie


  5. Pistol Pete

    Liberal Challenges Mike Rowe to Explain How a Christian (or Anyone) Could Vote Republican. Rowe’s Answer Is Simply Awesome.

    Green went on to call Republicans racists and other unseemly things, often with a pitch for a book at the end:

    Why on Earth would ANYONE vote Republican? A reptile has more decency than the Republicans in Congress! Only an odious toad would pass Ryan’s budget or gut Food Stamps—and these depraved snakes made them THEIR HIGHEST PRIORITY! If only one child in America goes hungry because of the Republican’s War on Children it explains why—IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO BE A CHRISTIAN, AND VOTE REPUBLICAN, Amazon/Kindle

    Then Green issued Rowe a challenge, asking him to “PLEASE explain to the American people why you vote/are a Republican—because for the life of me I cannot understand WHY WOULD ANYONE VOTE REPUBLICAN!”
    Hi there, Jim

    Greetings, from somewhere over Colorado. It appears you’re still trying to sell some books on my Facebook page. Personally, I haven’t read them, and based on your marketing strategy, I suspect I’m probably not alone. Since part of your approach seems to involve me, I thought perhaps I might offer you some unsolicited marketing advice. I hope it’s not too presumptuous, but these tips have served me well over the years, and I can’t help but think you and your marketing team might benefit from their immediate implementation.


  6. Pistol Pete

    Despicable reporters laugh at results of Benghazi investigation; ‘grave dancing is fun’
    Looking past four dead Americans, the gleeful journalists pushed an article by the Associated Press that says the panel “debunks many Benghazi theories.”

    The Associated Press reported:

    A two-year investigation by the Republican-controlled House Intelligence Committee has found that the CIA and the military acted properly in responding to the 2012 attack on a U.S. diplomatic compound in Benghazi, Libya, and asserted no wrongdoing by Obama administration appointees.

    Debunking a series of persistent allegations hinting at dark conspiracies, the investigation of the politically charged incident determined that there was no intelligence failure, no delay in sending a CIA rescue team, no missed opportunity for a military rescue, and no evidence the CIA was covertly shipping arms from Libya to Syria.



    • chrissythehyphenated

      “The committee also found the initial reports that the attack was the result of terrorism to be accurate and that Obama administration officials and the CIA supported the false scenario that the attacks were motivated by an internet video, but surprisingly, these bothersome facts were glossed over.”


  7. Pistol Pete

    Rauner says Obama immigration move ‘great start’
    Great;he didn’t talk like this before I voted for him.Just another damn RINO
    The comments came as Rauner addressed more than 900 advocates for the Latino community in Rosemont. Rauner told the crowd he supports “comprehensive immigration reform,” which he acknowledged will take more work.


  8. Pistol Pete



  9. Pistol Pete

    Brown Family Attorney: I Don’t Worry About Due Process For Darren Wilson

    CRUMP: You know what, in America we have a constitution; you have a right to trial by jury. And I have no doubt if they were to indict the police officer, he would be guaranteed his full constitutional rights of innocent until proven guilty. He would get every benefit of the doubt. I don’t worry about the due process for Officer Wilson. I worry about the due process for the little black boy dead on the ground.

    The ‘little black boy dead on the ground’? Isn’t that racist? By the way,’little’ Mike Brown was 6’4″, 292 pounds, on his way from just having strong-armed a clerk in a Quik-Trip and stealing Swishers.


  10. Pistol Pete

    Obama Mourns Marion Barry, Says Former D.C. Mayor ‘Earned the Love and Respect of Countless Washingtonians’

    I really don’t mean to speak ill of the dead,but I don’t have any sympathy for a corrupt,dope-smoking,thieving,racist hypocrite.Busted in an FBI sting smoking crack cocaine his defense ws;’the bitch set me up.’
    Spent 6 months in prison,git out and the denizens of DC,seeing a “brutha” put on by the racist white man promptly elected him,first to the city council then as mayor once again.I’d advise him to stay warm,but I doubt that will be a problem now.


  11. Pistol Pete

    Obama: ‘Absolutely Not’ Legitimate for Future Presidents to Apply My Logic on Executive Actions
    White people can’t get away with what he does.His word is law.

    Thats why he never answers Snuffles’ question

    Obama: Not Legitimate for Future Presidents to Lower Taxes via Executive Action
    When asked on ABC’s This Week if his successor could unilaterally act to lower taxes if Congress does not, Obama replied, “absolutely not.”

    Obama, despite the IRS’s targeting of conservative and Tea Party organizations, also said that his administration only audits “folks who are most likely to be cheating” and said that even though the IRS does not “audit every single person… we still expect that people are going to go ahead and follow the law.”


  12. Pistol Pete

    WH Law Prof Letter Backing Order Written by Democrats
    Remember the law scholars Barry claimed told him making up his own laws was cool?Yeah,those lawyers.
    Well,guess what?
    The Obama administration released a letter from law professors asserting that Obama’s executive order on immigration was 100 percent Kosher for Passover.

    Seven of the ten, turns out, are registered Democrats according to Fox. Two others who live in states that don’t release party affiliations donate to Democrats. The other, a Republican, donates only to Democrats.

    One among them, the president of Columbia University, is trying to get Obama to locate his library there, and would presumably agree that meatballs are porterhouse if ordered to by the White House. Another, Laurence Tribe is an Obama mentor, former teacher, friend and Obama campaigner.
    Doesn’t surprise you a bit,does it?


  13. Pistol Pete

    John McCain ‘Strongly Encouraging’ Lindsey Graham To Consider 2016 Run
    Not only no,but hell,no.
    Sen. John McCain is prodding one of his closest allies in the Senate to consider a run for the White House – Sen. Lindsey Graham.
    He is eminently qualified,” McCain added

    If I get through my general election, if nobody steps up in the presidential mix, if nobody’s out there talking -— me and McCain have been talking -— I may just jump in to get to make these arguments,” Graham said.

    On CNN’s State of the Union Sunday, Graham said running for president is “the hardest thing one could ever do. You go through personal hell. You have got to raise a ton of money. I’m nowhere near there.”


  14. What A Hoot

    About Phelp’s GF. She says she was born with a uterus and all things woman with the exception of an added penis and no testicles. She was a woman, lived as such her entire life, and had corrective surgery in her twenties. That is her story and she is sticking to it. Funny, though, no pics of her showing up of her in her youth or early adulthood. Some hint she is a stalker and self-proclaimed girlfriend and that they only had one encounter. And then some wonder if was a male appendage removal/reconstruction or a Female hot button reduction. (Tried not to be graphic. Tried.)


  15. What A Hoot

    Maybe I will do a little test on fb. Without mentioning Crump, will start referring to MB as “the little black boy…..” and watch them correct me and vehemently issue, “You are racist!”. Oh, how fun!


  16. Pistol Pete

    NYT: Obama Found Hagel Guilty Of Not Portraying ISIS As JV Team


  17. Pistol Pete


    Speaking to the Chicago Sun-Times’ Washington Bureau Chief, Lynn Sweet, Jarrett claimed that the Speaker asked Obama to wait until after the primaries to publicly move with the immigration issue.
    As Sweet notes, the immigration issue during the primaries could have served to make fending off conservative challenges — a la the defeat of Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-VA) at the hands of David Brat, who made immigration an issue in his campaign — more difficult.

    What a duplicitous little jerk.


  18. Pistol Pete

    Smithsonian Names Governor Palin Among ’100 Most Signficant Americans of All Time’
    In a special issue of the Smithsonian Magazine, the publication has compiled a list of their 100 Most Significant Americans of All TIme.

    Governor Palin was named among the top women:

    Eleanor Roosevelt
    Hillary Clinton
    Sarah Palin
    Martha Washington
    Hellen Keller
    Sojourner Truth
    Jane Addams
    Edith Wharton
    Bette Davis
    Oprah Winfrey

    Additionally, the top presidents reveal some good names as well. Note, Barack Obama is not among them:

    Abraham Lincoln
    George Washington
    Thomas Jefferson
    Theodore Roosevelt
    Ulysses S. Grant
    Ronald W. Reagan
    George W. Bush
    Franklin Delano Roosevelt
    Woodrow Wilson
    James Madison
    Andrew Jackson

    It’s a pretty good list. You can read all of it here and you can order the issue as well.


  19. Pistol Pete

    D’Souza: Media made Obama an extremely spoiled brat, daring Republicans to spank him
    “I think that what we are seeing now is, essentially, you could call it the behavior of an extremely spoiled brat,” he continued. “Obama, who I think has been a spoiled brat since he was two, has certainly been a political spoiled brat and by that I mean he’s not totally to blame for that because the media is partly to blame. They are the ones spoiling him by not holding him to account.



  20. Pistol Pete

    #Ferguson Protester Becca Campbell Killed With Her Own Gun

    Don’t bother looking for the whole story in the LSM;thats why you come here
    Fundamental missing part of the CNN story? Becca Campbell was a Ferguson protester. The story of the accidental shooting, as told by the boyfriend, is just a tad suspicious.

    ST. LOUIS (CNN) – A woman appears to have accidentally fatally shot herself in the head with a gun bought to prepare for possible Ferguson-related unrest, according to sources briefed on the police investigation.


  21. Pistol Pete

    BREAKING: CNN Says Grand Jury To Announce Decision On Ferguson Shooting Today…

    A decision is expected Monday from the grand jury in Ferguson, Missouri, that is weighing evidence in the Michael Brown shooting, U.S. and local law enforcement officials told CNN.

    The announcement will come from the St Louis County Prosecutor, the sources said.

    It’s about time.Let the mayhem begin.
    Safeties off,three rounds,center pattern.Drop a few dozen of these rabid dogs and they’ll go away.


  22. Pistol Pete

    Krauthammer: ‘Big Winner of the Week Is President Obama, Because He Will ‘Get Away’ With Executive Amnesty

    Special Report panel- Winners and Losers

    Charles: Loser is James Madison, who is turning over in his grave at Obama’s assault on the separation of powers


  23. You forgot this one, Pete!


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