CLIMATE CHANGE REDUX

Sitting here, looking out the window, pondering sallying forth in ten degree weather, I spent all of about 30 seconds to come up with a new definition for the changing climate where I live:

Spring….just warm enough to melt the snow

Summer….not quite as cold as winter

Autumn…..pre-winter

Winter….the nine month pause between autumn and spring

I figured by now some enterprising American(maybe Dianny?) would come up with a line of clothing related to Jonathan Goober.
If you google ‘Gruber clothing’,you come up with Hans Gruber,the character played by Alan Rickman in Die Hard. I believe there’s money to be made here by an ambitious individual who has an even sicker mind than I do.

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SEE? THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. DON’T TELL ME YOU COULDN’T SELL A TON OF THESE.
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  1. Pistol Pete

    Transparency In Action

    Hope n’ Change is more or less taking the day off because we don’t even want to think about the latest ISIS beheading of an American, Joe Biden’s announcement that kids who are still in Central America will be getting free “refugee” status (and perhaps transportation?) to flood the U.S., or that race riots are being enthusiastically predicted for this week (and perhaps encouraged by Barack Obama) if the Grand Jury in Ferguson rules that a white police officer did not do anything wrong. Sheesh.

    But because it’s important to keep our readers abreast of the latest breaking news, we’re at least giving you this exclusive (and most revealing yet) video clip of Obamacare advisor Jonathan Gruber…

    EXCLUSIVE: Obamacare’s Jonathan Gruber Clarifies His Statements About Voters

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  2. Pistol Pete

    The Liberals Are Going To Lose If We Just Let Them

    As Napoleon taught, never interrupt your enemies when they are making a mistake. Exhibit A: Barack Obama is about to use his executive power, or his perverted version of his executive power, to effectively legalize about five million illegal aliens. He wants to do that in spite of just having an election where exit polls showed about 65% of Americans don’t want five million illegal aliens legalized. Does anyone still think that Obama is some sort of political evil genius, dwelling in a volcano lair and plotting world domination? This isn’t a brilliant masterstroke. It’s insanity. He’s not Ernst Stavros Blofeld. He’s not even Dr. Evil. He’s more like Professor Tiresome.
    http://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2014/11/17/the-liberals-are-going-to-lose-if-we-just-let-them-n1919250?utm_source=thdaily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Are liberal news outlets begging for a race riot in Ferguson?

    Now, it is true that television networks profit from coverage of riots. So do extremist voices, often from out of town; suddenly people making threats and shouting vile things are in demand for interviews because they are elevated to the status of experts on the black experience. They certainly profit from racial chaos and violence and now they are looking to score again.

    Stop it.

    Those people looking to get on television and the producers looking for ratings will not be around to repair the damage once the riots tear through town.
    http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/11/14/are-liberal-news-outlets-begging-for-race-riot-in-ferguson/?intcmp=trending

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  4. Pistol Pete

    THEY CALL HIM “SPECIAL ED” FOR A REASON

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Obama unmoved by looming Keystone XL vote: ‘My position hasn’t changed’

    Understand what this project is: It is providing the ability of Canada to pump their oil, send it through our land, down to the Gulf, where it will be sold everywhere else. It doesn’t have an impact on U.S. gas prices,” the president said during a press conference in Myanmar, issuing some of his strongest language yet against Keystone.
    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/obama-unmoved-by-looming-keystone-xl-vote-my-position-hasnt-changed/article/2556181

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Muslim Woman Wears Her Garb in American Store… It Doesn’t Go Well

    A Muslim woman in Michigan who wanted a cash advance has sued because a company’s employees refused to serve her while she was wearing her Islamic head covering.

    Raghdaa Ali was told to “get out” by a clerk in an Inkster branch of Advance America when she entered the store in June.
    The clerk pointed to a dress code sign at the door, Ali said, and claimed that her religious head scarf violated the company’s policy barring hats.

    “This is our beliefs and our religious, you know, we cannot take it off,” Ali told WXYZ. “She [the clerk] said, ‘If you cannot take it off, we cannot serve you.’”
    “This is my country and I have the same right as they have,” Ali said.

    But a statement from Advance America said that the no hat policy was not intended for identification, but for safety.

    SPEAKING ONLY FOR MYSELF,I’VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH A SMALL MINORITY INSISTING ON ‘THEIR RIGHTS’ AND IMPOSING THEIR CULTURE ON THE MAJORITY WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT.
    http://conservativetribune.com/muslim-woman-wears-garb/

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Awkward: CNN’s Don Lemon asks Tim Scott if he will run for POTUS. Scoffing ensues
    Leftist hack tries to trap Sen. Scott. Epic fail.
    But he also took the conversation down a couple of rabbit holes, first trying to get Scott to comment on why the NAACP had failed to call and congratulate either him or Representative-elect Mia Love (R – Utah 4) following the election. On this, as well as the rest of the questions during the interview, Tim Scott presented a pitch perfect template for how to reply when the media seeks to start a food fight between Republicans over race.
    Lemon dragged out the apparently inevitable question on CNN, telling Scott that “a lot of people must be asking you this” and asking if he would be considering a run for the presidency. Scott hits this one out of the park as well.

    “I once thought about running for the presidency of my homeowners’ association; I didn’t have the votes,” he responded.

    “I think I might stay in the Senate for at least another term, maybe go into ministry after that.”
    THIS IS THE WAY YOU HANDLE THESE JACKALS
    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/11/15/awkward-cnns-don-lemon-asks-tim-scott-if-he-will-run-for-potus-scoffing-ensues/

    YOU’LL ENJOY THIS

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Congressional Black Caucus Remains a Painful Embarrassment to all Black People
    The Chairwoman of the Congressional Black Caucus said Democrats got walloped in the midterm elections because white Southern voters are racists.

    “We lost because of ideological differences within the Democratic Party and with our Administration. We lost because our party has, to some extent, lost white Southerners due in part to the race of our President,” Rep. Marcia Fudge (D-OH) said, according to the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

    These people have no idea how tiresome their constant whining about racism is.Problem is,it’s all they have.
    http://liberallogic101.com/?p=18190

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Democrat Senator: We All Knew Obama Was Lying About Obamacare (Video)
    On ABC’s This Week Sunday morning Democratic Senator Kirsten Gillibrand told Martha Raddatz that Democrats all know Obama was lying about Obamacare.

    Martha Raddatz: Did you feel misled by Obama?

    Sen. Gillibrand: He should have just been more specific. Because the point is, if you’re being offered a terrible health care plan that the minute you get sick you’re going to have to go into bankruptcy. Those plans should never be offered.

    A bunch of democrats,trying to cover their backsides whined that Obola ‘lied to them’ and ‘misled’ them.Horseshit.They’re all inveterate liars,thats what makes them democrats.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/11/democrat-senator-we-all-knew-obama-was-lying-about-obamacare-video/

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Obama: “We Paid Gruber To Do Nothing”
    From the Earl of Taint
    BRISBANE, Australia — President Obama dismissed renewed criticism of his signature health care law Sunday and disputed an assertion from a former architect of the policy who claimed the administration had deceived lawmakers…

    …“I just heard about this,” Obama said during a news conference at the G-20 Summit. “The fact that some adviser who never worked on our staff expressed his opinion that I completely disagree with — it is no reflection on the actual process that was run.”

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Abortion is Racist, For Every 1,000 Black Babies Born in New York City, 1,223 are Aborted

    Of course, liberals who decry racism in seemingly every facet of American life deny that it can possibly exist in the one industry that kills for profit. Pollitt attacks the Life Always billboard that went up, every so briefly, in New York City in 2011. “The Most Dangerous Place for an African-American is in the womb” billboard was up for a mere 7 days before Lamar Advertising decided to remove it.
    http://www.lifenews.com/2014/11/14/abortion-is-racist-for-every-1000-black-babies-born-in-new-york-city-1223-are-aborted/

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  12. You’re looking for someone with an even sicker mind than you? Challenge accepted! 😀

    Great stuff today, Pete! Love the Napoleon quote, though he had a more twisted mind than *either* of us, probably. The Grubergate stuff rocks. I’m very fond of the “money for nothing” Earl bit above. At least when the Democrats hire evil geniuses, they hire entertaining, looney-tunes evil geniuses.

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  13. Pistol Pete

    CNN Host Confronts Ferguson Protester Caught on Video Telling Cops ‘I’m Praying for Your Death!’ Watch His Curious Explanation
    We’re not going to be just laying back and letting anybody paint whatever narrative they want when it comes to our community,” Masri said.
    Then the host, questioning if Masri was out to provoke trouble, played a clips showing Masri shouting and challenging police officers during protests; with bits of profanity thrown in he called several cops “pig” and “coward” to their faces. He told one that “your life is in danger, homie!” and to others shouted, “I’m praying for your death!”
    Check out the clip. The relevant portion starts around the 4:30 mark:

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/11/16/cnn-host-confronts-ferguson-protester-caught-on-video-telling-cops-im-praying-for-your-death-watch-his-curious-explanation/

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  14. Pistol Pete

    GANG MEMBERS ALLEGEDLY KIDNAPPED VA COP, DROVE HIM TO BANKS BEFORE HIS DEATH

    When gang members allegedly carjacked and kidnapped Waynesboro, Virginia, police officer Captain Kevin Quick earlier this year, they also allegedly drove from bank to bank while he was alive in the car, attempting to withdraw all the money they could from his bank account.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/11/16/Gang-Members-Allegedly-Kidnapped-VA-Cop-Drove-Him-Around-In-Car-Before-Killing-Him

    I’M SHOCKED!SHOCKED!
    HOLDER TAKES DEATH PENALTY OFF TABLE FOR GANG MEMBERS CHARGED WITH KILLING COP

    The Daily Progress reports:reports that 45-year-old Quick was reported missing on February 1. His body was found days later. Siblings Daniel Mathis, Shantai Shelton, and Mersadies Shelton have been charged in the death. A fourth person, Kweli Uhuru, has also been charged. All four “belong to the Bloods gang set 99 Goon Syndikate.”
    They deserve mercy because they’re all “aspiring rap artists trying to get their lives together.’
    He was just a white cop killed by four blacks.Its not like Officer Wilson shooting St. Mikey in self defense.They want him hanged.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/11/15/Holder-Takes-Death-Penalty-Off-Table-For-Gang-Members-Charged-With-Killing-VA-COP

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Protesters SWARM Mary Landrieu’s Capitol Hill Home

    Liberal environmentalists are spending a rainy Monday morning in Washington protesting outside the Capitol Hill townhouse of Louisiana Democratic Sen. Mary Landrieu over the Keystone XL oil pipeline.

    According to a source on the scene Monday, protesters are standing in the yard of Landrieu’s East Capitol Street home holding signs opposing the pipeline.
    I enjoy it when enviro-assclowns eat their own.
    http://dailycaller.com/2014/11/17/environmentalists-protest-outside-mary-landrieus-capitol-hill-home/

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Debate over executive action is “between President Obama and President Obama”
    Actually, the debate is between President Obama and President Obama. A couple of years ago President Obama actually had to deflect pressure from immigration activists and from his left and said, I don’t have the power to do what you guys want me to do. And now he’s coming around two or three years later, he’s got fresh legal opinions from the Justice Department saying, actually I do have the power to do it.
    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/11/16/debate-over-executive-action-is-between-president-obama-and-president-obama/

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Romney dodges interview traps to put blame on Obama for Capitol’s immigration war
    Republicans are finally figuring out how to deal with the sniveling media curs.

    What advice, Schieffer asked, did Romney have for the Republicans now running both houses of Congress?

    Romney smiled slightly, like he knew what a set-up the question was, but was too polite to say so.
    My advice to the Democrats,” he said, with just enough emphasis. “And the president in particular is ‘take a breath.’ The president said he was not on the ballot that was just held, but that his policies were and the American people sent a very clear message to the president about his policies … They’re not happy about them.”
    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/11/16/romney-dodges-interview-traps-to-put-blame-on-obama-for-capitols-immigration-war-159378

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  18. Pistol Pete

    HORRIBLE: Cop Brutally Beats Up Mother In Front of 9-year-old Son In Her Own Home
    Sinclair is a designer who makes clothes, jewelry and art pieces. She is known for her attention to detail and makes almost everything by hand. But Halloween night, Sinclair said she had to use those hands to defend herself from a Winnipeg police officer.
    http://www.hapblog.com/2014/11/horrible-cop-brutally-beats-up-mother.html

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  19. Good evening.

    I posted Louis Gohmert’s commentary on the Muslim takeover at the National Cathedral. Here’s an article examining the service itself:

    Keynote Muslim Sermon Recites Koranic Themes of Conquering and Condemning Christians and Jews at National Cathedral “Ecumenical” Event by Andrew G. Bostom at Gates of Vienna. Calls it an “intellectual and moral disgrace on a massive scale.”

    I read where there was one Christian at the National Cathedral for that Muslim takeover. Truth Revolt quotes Reuters about her.

    But World Net Daily has her story, why she made the trip, what motivated her, how she got in, why she said what she did. I’d quote a bunch from it, but that would be spoilers, so here’s just the main event:

    The Muslims had set up their prayer rugs in such a way that their backs were turned on the cross…. Yet, they found themselves staring at a woman who demanded the cross become the center of attention. She then blurted out the message she had traveled all the way from Tennessee to deliver.

    “Jesus Christ died on that cross. It is the reason we are to worship only Him. Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior,” she said. “We have built enough of your mosques in this country. Why don’t you worship in your mosques and leave our churches alone?”

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  20. Well, this… has a sad ending.

    When we’re driving home at night, as we cross the bridge over the creek, I figure, the big ol’ barn owl is high up in the tree on the left, and by our headlights spies some delicious victim in the creek down to our right. Consequently, when he swoops, he is right in front of our windshield. Several times had this happen there or or something like it nearby play out. Haven’t hit one, but it’s been close. I’ve seen other owls that didn’t make it. That’s to prepare you.

    So, I though I had this nice local story, about a cousin of bob’s, a rare snowy owl in our neighborhood. “Snowy owl spotted south of Bartlesville” said the local radio station webpage headline. Article goes on about why they sometimes come around, their habits. Then the final line of the story: Sadly, FOX23 learned Sunday morning that at some point overnight the bird was struck by a car and killed.

    Bad news, badly purveyed. Ugh.

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