A little of this,a little of that. Some of the usual political stuff and some good things thrown in to make the mix more palatable. Getting a late start,so bear with me. It’s been a long week.











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44 responses to “THE FRIDAY MIXING BOWL

  1. Pistol Pete

    Obama plans to shield up to 5 million immigrants from deportation: NY Times

    The Times, citing unidentified administration officials with direct knowledge of the plan, said Obama’s proposed overhaul may be announced as soon as next week. Officials said it would allow many parents of children who are U.S. citizens or legal residents to obtain work documents and stay in the United States.

    The republicans can bluster all they wish;he knows once he acts,it will never be undone.


  2. Pistol Pete

    Buffalo to seize guns from families following owners’ funerals

    Buffalo Police Commissioner Daniel Derrenda said at a press conference last week that the department will be sending people to collect guns that belong to pistol permit holders who had died so “they don’t end up in the wrong hands.” The department will cross reference pistol permit holders with death records and the guns will be collected when possible, he said.

    Its too bad they don’t put as much effort into tracking illegal alien felons as they do people with gun permits.


  3. Pistol Pete

    Liberal Ed Schultz SCREAMS at Dana Loesch: “You’re Being Unworkable!”
    Very rarely do we get to witness Ed Schultz raise his voice at anyone but the camera. On Thursday afternoon, MSNBC audience was treated to a spirited debate between Big Ed and TheBlaze TV host Dana Loesch.

    Special Ed vs. Dana Loesch.The outcome was predictable.
    Best Line: Dana tells Ed Schultz:
    “I’m doing you a favor for coming on this interview.”


    • chrissythehyphenated

      The only way to have a productive conversation on something this polarizing is for both sides to agree in advance on a shared set of statistics and debate rules. Case in point: “They were junk policies.” No, they were policies these people chose freely and WANTED TO KEEP.


  4. Pistol Pete

    John McCain Worries He’s Tea Party’s ‘Number One Target’ in 2016

    Lets see:
    this duplicitous prick got the 2008 presidential nomination because it was “his turn”
    He bent over backwards not to put up a fight against a dirty tricks machine known as The Chicago Mob
    He nominated Sarah Palin as his running mate strictly to draw conservative energy and money
    When he realized she was ten times more popular than he was his operatives screwed her over
    In 2010 he spent 4 million dollars going after a talkradio host named JD Hayworth because he desperately wanted to keep his Senate seat.
    He conflates ‘straight talk’ with stabbing his party in the back to get media attention.
    He only talks like a conservative when he’s running for office.
    Yeah,sounds about right.


  5. Pistol Pete

    3-Year-Old Girl Keeps Santa Claus Company at Indiana Restaurant

    Gracie Lynn Wilson didn’t want Santa Claus to eat by himself.
    “She pulled up the chair and they just started having a conversation like they knew each other for years,” her mother, Lindsey Wilson, told the television station WFIE.–abc-news-topstories.html


  6. Pistol Pete

    Say What?! The ‘Muslim Brotherhood’ Will Soon Worship Allah In DC’s National Cathedral

    The 100-year old Washington National Cathedral — celebrated as our “National House of Prayer” by Congress — is opening its doors, pews and pulpit to “radical Muslims” who will essentially turn the cherished Episcopal Church into a mosque.

    On Friday, for the first time ever, this prominent and powerful symbol of America’s Judeo-Christian heritage will host a Muslim prayer service.


  7. Pistol Pete

    BREAKING: Keystone Pipeline Passes US House, 252 – 161

    In other words, the bill is probably going nowhere — at least not right now. Today’s vote was largely agreed upon by both parties for political reasons. Nevertheless, the Senate will debate and vote on the House-passed legislation next Tuesday. (Republicans reportedly already have “58 of the 60 votes they would need” to assure passage). Will they get there?

    Maybe, but it might not matter in the end; the president isn’t ready to act just yet


  8. Pistol Pete

    Pelosi denies knowing key Obamacare architect

    Nancy Pelosi In 2009: Americans Should Read Jonathan Gruber’s ObamaCare Analysis


  9. Pistol Pete

    Stripper Fingered In Club Assault With Stiletto

    Victim says she was beaten with “clear plastic high-heeled shoe”
    NOVEMBER 13–A stripper wielding a “clear plastic high-heeled shoe” attacked a fellow employee early today in a South Carolina club, leaving the victim with puncture wounds in her scalp and other injuries, according to a police report.



  10. Pistol Pete

    Brilliant Strategy : After Crushing Defeat, Dems Move Even Further to The Left

    In a grab for straws move, Reid elevated the dems Far Left Faux Indian, Senator Elizabeth Warren to the position of Commissar of Public Policy Communications (Ministry of Truth). Elevating Warren is seen as an indication that the new Senate Democratic minority is less interested in bipartisan compromises, even as the White House and Senate Republicans are signaling they want to cut deals in the new Congress. It also place Warren in a position to get face-time before the 2016 Presidential race ramps up. Warren is being touted by many to run for the White House.


  11. Pistol Pete

    Pat Sajak Walks out on Wheel of Fortune – Terrible Horse Answers (Funny)


    • chrissythehyphenated

      What’s extra stupid is the N guy guessed “riding a brown horse” when there was no N in the 3rd word and then the G woman guessed “riding a light horse” when there was no g in the 3rd word!


  12. Pistol Pete

    High School Students Organizing Boycott Of Michelle Obama’s “Healthy” Lunch Program…

    Once the national media heard about the planned boycott and the D.C. Everest district’s rationing of mayonnaise and barbeque sauce packets to keep lunch calories down, Meghan says her parents’ phones started ringing. “My dad texted me during the day saying I needed to call him, and when I finally got around to the phone and called him, he said that it reached the Drudge Report, which I thought he was kidding about. I was like, very funny dad, but it turns out it actually did, and then it went to Fox, and then they got in contact with me.”


  13. freedom1781

    Heh…Now there are more videos of that smug Gruber and his damning Obamacare comments.

    Gruber video #5: Mocking critics as “adolescent children”

    Obamacare Architect Flat-Out Admits Administration ‘Mislabeled’ Key Part of Health Care Law in Sixth Video


  14. Pistol Pete

    Black Democrats bemoan decision to run from Obama
    Some black political leaders think Democratic candidates who distanced themselves from President Barack Obama sapped enthusiasm among African-Americans in states where they anchor the party’s base
    They point to Senate races in North Carolina, where Kay Hagan was denied a second term, and Georgia, where Michelle Nunn failed to capture an open seat, and Louisiana, where Mary Landrieu is in a runoff next month for a fourth term.

    Barry has done such a fine job totally alienating the races the only group left who’s blindly loyal to the ‘rat party are the blacks.And there’s not enough of them to win much.–election.html


  15. Pistol Pete

    When asked if Hillary will run, Chuck Todd says “I cant imagine she doesn’t”


  16. Pistol Pete

    Two Calif. Women Camp-Out In Front Of Best Buy, 22 Days Ahead Of Black Friday
    Some people obviously need a hobby

    Vickey Torres of Cabazon and Juanita Salas of Beaumont arrived for their annual Black Friday camping set-up outside of the Beaumont Best Buy store, Banning-Beaumont Patch reports. The women plan to spend the full 22 days outside of the electronic retailer in hopes of landing the best deals for the infamous “first come, first served” Thanksgiving night rush.


    • freedom1781

      Wow. What an unbelievably materialistic world we live in. It’s sad.


      • Pistol Pete

        My wife has the patience to fight the holiday crowds.I don’t.I do nearly all my shopping online.Its faster,you get what you want and its delivered to your door.


        • freedom1781

          Before DD was born, Hubby would go and stand in those lines. I’m very claustrophobic so midnight Black Friday shopping has never been for me. We do go to Walmart on Black Friday after most of the chaos is over (around 3 pm) so that DD can pick out a few things. We always get her several flannel pajama sets because they’re so cheap that day. $4.88 a set and they’re really thick! We also buy $1 DVDs to add to our movie collection. (We don’t have cable and don’t use Netflix anymore.)


    • chrissythehyphenated

      The ONLY time I ever went at dawn to sit on a sidewalk was when a limited number of low interest mortgages were being doled out, first come, first served, to first time buyers. Getting one of them allowed us to finally get out of unsafe rentals and into a house we could modify for my allergies.


  17. Jane Dough

    Pistol, your pix today … HIGH-larious! Honestly LOL


    • Pistol Pete

      I have so many folders full of stuff like:cats&dogs,grumpy cat,nostalgia,redneck humor,toilet humor,puns,squirrels.etc.I plan to do a photo display tomorrow,I just haven’t decided on a subject yet.


  18. Pistol Pete

    Couple pose for selfies ‘in car they stole from beloved pastor, 57, after shooting him dead on the side of the road’

    Lashonda Williams, 24, and Roger Reed, Jr., 23, ‘snapped the photographs and posted them to Facebook after they killed Reverend Don Smith’
    Smith, a married father who was about to celebrate his 30th year as pastor of a Memphis Baptist church, was shot dead and robbed on November 1
    Williams and Reed drove 150 miles away to their hometown in Mississippi and were caught after a police chase
    Just more black-on-black violence.No big deal. sarc/off


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Smith is probably sitting at Jesus’ feet. I wouldn’t put money on either of these two repenting in time.


  19. Pistol Pete

    Obama to pledge $3B to global climate fund

    The administration will pledge $3 billion to help poor countries adapt to the effects of global warming, a White House official said Friday — the second high-profile announcement on climate change to come this week during President Barack Obama’s trip abroad.

    The promised money for a multibillion-dollar Green Climate Fund will lend momentum to Obama’s hopes for reaching an international climate change agreement next year.
    Anybody care to speculate where all this money will end up?Hands?


  20. Pistol Pete

    Krauthammer on Obama’s Executive Amnesty: This is an Advertisment to the World That If You Come Here Illegally and Wait Long Enough, We Will Legalize You

    Charles: Obama has said repeatedly for 6 years that he’s not allowed under the Constitution to do what he’s proposing to do.

    ‘This is a wholesale cancelling of a law passed by Congress’
    He doesn’t care whether its constitutional or not.He won and he can do anything he pleases.He is above the law.


  21. Pistol Pete

    Wishing you a tree-mendous Christmas! It’s 85ft tall, weighs 13 tons and is on its way to Manhattan to be this year’s Rockefeller Center tree after being chopped down

    Norway spruce from Hemlock Township, Pennsylvania is this year’s tree
    Will be illuminated on December 3 in ceremony that attracts tens of thousands of people
    Sat behind the barn of married couple’s home – but they knew the tree was earmarked for greatness when they bought house
    Rachel Drosdick-Sigafoos said the tree’s departure meant ‘Christmas has come early’ at their home


  22. Pistol Pete

    Paraplegic veteran surprises wife by standing for first dance
    Sgt. Joey Johnson, 27, who served in Afghanistan for 10 months, suffered a life-changing spinal cord injury in a motorcycle accident on Aug. 12, 2012. He can no longer feel anything from the chest down.

    Michelle Johnson had no idea that her groom’s buddies constructed a special harness to hoist him for their dance to “A Thousand Years” by pop singer Christina Perri.
    This is a special man with some REALLY special friends


  23. Pistol Pete

    Worst Thief Ever: Burglar Falls Asleep During Robbery! HD
    I could keep going,but DW is yelling for/at me.See ya manana


  24. Oh, saw a video at Truth Revolt I recommend. It’s only an advertisement.

    Another fine post, Pete!


  25. chrissythehyphenated

    Ooh, that TIME cover is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  26. chrissythehyphenated

    This is cool. Tom Emmer lost a job because of his support for traditional marriage, so he ran for Congress. And won.


  27. chrissythehyphenated

    Another Leftist VICTIMIZED! The poor baby. We should start a riot, sell t-shirts and stuff!