Breaking News: Liberals Threatening to Leave Country Again; Things Must be Looking Up!


Ten Buck Friday was an astounding success! Thanks for being a part of it! Here’s the election low-down, from Proof-Positive:

We asked you to give of your time, your talent and your treasure to kick Harry Reid’s keister to the curb with eight different Senatorial candidates. Let’s see how well we’ve done as of this AM:

It looks like the GOP will take control of the US Senate in 2015. I fully expect them to pass a budget next year, as required by law, and ignored by Harry Reid and his Merry Band of Pranksters since 2009.

In New Hampshire, Scott Brown apparently lost by 1-2%, but has not conceded as of yet.

In Colorado, Cory Gardner beat Mark Uterus Udall handily.

In North Carolina, Thom Tillis has been declared the winner.

In Arkansas, Tom Cotton won by a substantial margin.

Joni Ernst castrated one more hog in Iowa, becoming the 6th and controlling majority vote in the Senate. (margins may increase between now and January.)

David Perdue took more than 50% of the vote in Georgia, avoiding a runoff. 57% last time I looked

In Alaska, the polls didn’t close until 1 AM Eastern. I will update this in the AM, or at first opportunity.

We fully expected there to be a run off in Louisiana that might not be decided until December. We were right. Bill Cassidy was leading Mary Landfill by 2%
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6 responses to “Breaking News: Liberals Threatening to Leave Country Again; Things Must be Looking Up!

  1. But seriously, what kind of retard goes into a booth and pulls a lever for a total psychopath like Andrew Cuomo? For the 2nd time? Is the water polluted in NY? We know the water is polluted in Minnesota, because there’s no other explanation for Al Franken getting reelected. But that’s been going on for a very long time there. Minnesota has serious voting problems that can only be explained by procedures that mistakenly route all ballots through the Minnesota Zoo to be filled out in the Primate House by orangutans and then overwritten by chimps trying to make the orangs look stupid.


    • I don’t understand the Minnesota thing at all. Everyone I know who lives in Minnesota and/or is from Minnesota is a nice, normal person. Whenever I’m in Minnesota for any reason — shopping, going to the theater, having dinner, etc. — all the people I see and interact with seem perfectly normal. But apparently something weird happens when they step inside a voting booth.

      In a related development, all my liberal friends in Wisconsin are now threatening to move to Minnesota.