I’ve been slaving over a hot keyboard for hours. Almost finished. I feel good,I feel strong,I can do this.
DW LIKED THIS ONE
I SAVED THE MOST VILE,HIDEOUS IMAGE FOR LAST;PREPARE TO BE TERRIFIED
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Ah, and I just asked in the previous thread, and here we receive! Yay, hard-workin’ Pete!
This was too good not to share. c/o commenter “ribbey”
That’s really clever!
Romancing the… Pumpkin??
Commenter cabrerski on Weasel Zippers shares a story (no source link) of a man caught, um, in the act and unawares, in a field of pumpkins. In court, he got the indecency and lascivious behavior charges dropped. Kinda long, won’t quote his whole comment here. But, check it out. Crude but funny.
Remember the days of yore, when all the family would gather ’round the old radio to listen together?
Me, neither. But from the Lone Rangers Adventures LP I had as a kid, to the weekend “Old Timey Radio” shows, I’ve enjoyed lots of the Days of Radio. Even that old phart on NPR with the Lake Winnebago or whatever it is show, when he’s not being über lib, has done some excellent radio pieces.
Visuals are great, but like reading, audio depends so much on your imagination. Milady likes to talk about one sound effect she heard of. Bad guy says, “I’m going to turn you inside out!” Followed by a combination of a rubber glove being taken off, some sticks snapping, and something sounding very wet.
“Return with us now to the days of Yesteryear…” with scary old Halloween radio shows!” Suspense, Escape, and Quiet, Please.
Confession, I haven’t heard any of these yet, but they’re linked at Wintery Knight.
Also has YouTube of 1939’s War of the Worlds.
I think that’s about all I’ve got at the moment.
Stay warm and don’t let them trick you.
I certainly did fail to close that tag. My comment overfloweth with Italians. As they say on Ace of Spades.
I used to listen to this album over and over.
I have a collection of cassette tapes of old radio shows from a program that used to be on WGN radio on Sunday night from midnight-2:00 AM. called:’When Radio Was.’There were all kinds of shows like Green Hornet,The Shadow,Andy Hardy,Gunsmoke,etc. I played them in my truck on long hauls and thought about my mom and my aunts and uncles sitting around the old radio,listening and letting their minds paint wonderful pictures to the sounds they were hearing.It was almost like I was there.
Good ones, guys!
I almost tried to use this pumpkin carving guide from Big Hairy News:
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *running and hiding in closet from Shrillary!!!
Just had a thought about the text on the first one. “Peek-a-BOOBIES!”
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