Seventeen days until the day of retribution.We are all in hopes that somehow we can stop the outgoing libtards and the flaccid dildo in the Spite House from doing irreparable harm in the three months of the lame duck.










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  1. Pistol Pete

    New York Daily News Blasts Obama: ‘For God’s Sake, Get a Grip’

    Arrogance and incompetence have so far defined the federal government’s Ebola response. Wednesday President Obama canceled a fundraiser to reassure the public he was in charge. After the IRS, NSA, VA and ObamaCare launch, it’s doubtful that will ease many minds.

    The only good news to come out of the Ebola horror stories this week is that the CDC is sounding a little less smug.


  2. Pistol Pete

    Video: This Is What the Streets of Philadelphia Look Like After Commission Votes to Cancel Teachers’ Union Contract
    Officials say the move will require members to pay into their medical plan and should save the School District of Philadelphia about $50 million a year.

    But parents, teachers and even students reportedly joined forces to protest the decision, where they completely blocked off Broad Street, where the SRC is scheduled to meet on Thursday night.

    heaven forbid teachers would have to actually pay for their medical plan like,oh,i don’t know,everybody else.


  3. Pistol Pete

    George Will: Little Late For Obama to Say Trust Us


  4. Pistol Pete

    Deceased Floridians Kick Off Early Voting

    Nearly 1 Million Americans Have Cast Ballots Already

    For Midterm Elections

    (AP) — Midterm elections are less than three weeks away, yet more than 904,000 Americans already have cast their ballots, with almost 60 percent of those early votes in Florida, according to data compiled by The Associated Press from election officials in 11 states.


  5. Pistol Pete

    $39,643,352 Worth of NIH Funding That Could Have Gone to the Ebola Vaccine

    Agency spends millions on Origami condoms, fat lesbians, texting drunks
    Frankly, if we had not gone through our 10-year slide in research support, we probably would have had a vaccine in time for this that would’ve gone through clinical trials and would have been ready,” said NIH Director Francis Collins, blaming budget cuts for his agency’s failure to develop a vaccine for the deadly virus.

    However, the Washington Free Beacon has uncovered $39,643,352 worth of NIH studies within the past several years that have gone to questionable research.


  6. Pistol Pete

    Idaho Man, 52, Arrested For Battering Female Victim With A Burrito

    Travis Micho, 52, tossed the burrito during a dispute with Claressa Tharp, according to a Kootenai County Sheriff’s Office report. Micho, deputies reported, “grabbed his burrito from his dinner plate and threw it at Tharp as she was standing across the table from him.”

    There is a local Mexican restaurant that makes a steak burrito supreme that is above reproach.


  7. Pistol Pete

    Ebola ruled out as passenger dies on Nigeria flight to JFK

    A passenger died on a Nigeria-to-JFK flight after a vomiting fit Thursday — and a top lawmaker said officials gave the corpse only a “cursory” exam before declaring that the victim did not have Ebola.


  8. Pistol Pete

    Obama’s Cloward-Piven Weapon of Mass Destruction

    Don’t look now but it’s happening. America is crumbling- and it all comes back to the border and those illegal aliens celebrating Obama. This is no mistake. This is no coincidence. This is a plan.

    Obama only has two years left to completely destroy America. He knows as of days from now he’ll probably be dealing with a Republican Senate, as well as an expanded GOP House. He knows there is a good chance he’ll face impeachment hearings. He knows that his presidency is effectively over as of November 4th- he will never pass another bill.

    So things have to be accelerated. He must spend his last two years bypassing the Congress. He must find a way to collapse our economy without the need for any laws, bills or cooperation


  9. Pistol Pete

    Bill Whittle explaining why we really have nothing to fear about an Ebola epidemic:


  10. Pistol Pete

    Man seeking damages after waking up from colonoscopy exam wearing pink panties

    A Delaware man woke up after a colonoscopy wearing pink women’s underwear, placed on his body while he was under sedation, he claims in court. Andrew Walls, of Magnolia, says he was not wearing pink women’s underwear when he presented himself for a colonoscopy at the Delaware Surgery Center in Dover…


  11. It appears that several older Polination posts have lost their images.

    Here’s an example:
    The link to now produces: “404 — File not found.”

    Do any of the admins here know what happened to these older images?

    Were they deleted? Moved?


  12. Pistol Pete

    #Ferguson Business Owner Says Protesters Are “Terrorists” – Wants Homeland Security Called In

    A Ferguson, Missouri business owner says the nighttime protesters led by Democratic officials are “terrorists.” He wants Obama to call in Homeland Security to calm the situation.
    The anonymous caller to the Charlie Brennan show, who KMOX confirmed is a Ferguson small business owner, says the daytime protestors are fine, but that changes when the outsiders, including elected officials from outside Ferguson, arrive after dark.

    Um,yeah,well,thats not gonna happen.DHS is busy expediting the flood of illegals and trying to steal land that ranchers graze their herds on.


  13. Pistol Pete

    Joe Biden’s Son Hunter Was Kicked Out Of The Navy For Cocaine Use

    A Yale-educated lawyer, the 44-year-old Hunter Biden was commissioned as a Navy ensign May 7, 2013 and assigned as a public affairs officer at a reserve unit in Norfolk, Va., the Journal reported. But just a month later when he checked into his new unit and was given a drug test, he popped for cocaine.
    Now daddy will have to hook him up with a lobbying gig.
    In all honesty,if Plugs were my dad,I might abuse drugs,too.


  14. Pistol Pete

    WATCH: Russell Brand Tries to Stir Up Trouble at Fox News Headquarters

    Russell Brand is enjoying his freedom in America to say and do as he pleases, as long as it is legal. But when he tried to muscle his way onto Fox News property in New York uninvited, he was asked to leave or face arrest.
    I know next to nothing about this jerkface,but from what I gather he’s a bearded turd.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      There’s some other guy doing something like this, dunno his name, but I have seen 2 of his videos where he posted “Oh noes look at the liberal meany pants who wouldn’t talk to me!”

      One was of him approaching Lois Lerner while she was walking her dogs, which was fine, but when she went to a neighbor’s house, he followed her on to private property and stayed really close to her.

      The other was of him trying to ask a question of Harry Reid i think it was. He got too close there as well, but Reid has security guards who pushed him off. They didn’t abuse him the way Coakley’s did … remember that guy shoved a reporter on to his keister on a public sidewalk.

      I just couldn’t get too excited about this jerk acting like he was doing Project Veritas level journalism, cuz he really wasn’t. He was just being a nuisancey paparazzi type dirtbag with a camera.


      • That was Jason Mattera, and you’re right that he’s not really Project Veritas level. His skills are not the best, and he can be a little confrontational, but he has some good moments. I remember him talking to the street rabble outside the Democrat Nat’l Convention in Denver in 2008. He got this old hippie couple talking about the issues that were most important to them, and they turned out to be mainly population control and saving the Earth from humans. He asked if they had children, and they enthusiastically said NO. That would be against everything they believed in. Jason calmly paused and suggested: “Well, did you ever consider taking the next logical step? You know…. completely reduce your footprints? To zero?”

        The couple looked at each other sadly and back at Jason, but didn’t respond. They knew exactly what he was suggesting, and they were ashamed that they hadn’t offed themselves for the cause! It was really pathetic.


  15. Pistol Pete

    Mr. Obama’s November Surprise
    Well, now we have another surprise coming – but not until November. That’s because President Obama’s HHS Department doesn’t want to upset the apple cart prior to crucial midterm elections. Only in November will Americans learn how much their health care costs will rise after the implementation of President Obama’s “signature” legislative accomplishment, the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act of 2010.


  16. Pistol Pete

    Ham slices, two crackers, cheese and two cauliflower pieces… the paltry Michelle Obama school lunch being served up in Oklahoma

    Kaytlin Shelton, 17, took the photo at a Chickasha, Oklahoma school
    Showed it to to her father who said it was not satisfactory
    Lunch complies with regulations championed by Michelle Obama
    ‘We have a meat-meat alternate, we have a bread grain, we have vegetable,’ Asst. State Superintendent insisted after looking at photo


  17. Pistol Pete

    Watch Joni Ernst Thoroughly Embarrass Bruce Braley When He Tries to Lecture Her About Iraq
    “I will remind you, that I have served in Iraq. My boots were on the ground now held by ISIS,” Ernst said, adding that she would carefully consider the circumstances before voting to send U.S. men and women into harms way.



  18. Pistol Pete

    Michelle Obama insults Democrat voters

    In an effort to boost turnout in November, the first lady told the crowd that she runs across voters “who are like, no, I ain’t going to vote, or I couldn’t wake up.” But she stressed that every vote matters:

    So this is where — when I find people who are like, no, I ain’t going to vote, or I couldn’t wake up, or it doesn’t matter, or why — 20 votes decided who your Governor was in 2010, and it could decide who the Governor is this time.

    So she called democrat voters lazy and stupid.How is that an insult?I thought they knew.


  19. Pistol Pete

    Floridian, 19, Arrested For Lewd Act With Stuffed Animal Inside Walmart Store

    According to a police report, Sean Johnson, 19, “selected a brown, tan, and red stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department.” He then went to the comforter aisle in the housewares section, “proceeded to pull out his genitals,” and “proceeded to hump the stuffed horse utilizing short fast movements.” The lewd act was captured by surveillance cameras.



  20. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Clinton Flying Monkey Signs Deface Brentwood Ahead of Fundraiser

    Guerrilla street artist SABO, who made headlines with his Gwyneth Paltrow “Obama Drone” poster, has struck again — this time ahead of Hillary Clinton’s upcoming Democratic fundraiser at Tavern restaurant in Brentwood.

    The Los Angeles artist early Friday hung signs depicting Wizard of Oz flying monkeys holding “Hillary 2016” signs from traffic lights and pasted them on utility boxes near the San Vicente Boulevard restaurant.


  21. How about some video showing humans arent’ all bad?


  22. Hey, folks, wouldn’t you like your little one to have a Wendy Davis onesie?

    In my Cafepress store. I’d just slap a cartoon on anything from coasters to posters, including adult and child wearables and baby blankets and sippy cups. I can easily imagine this was simply a similar multi-product imprinting by some functionary.

    Nevertheless. Babies’ Abortion Barbie Wear! Stone tone-deaf or outright in-your-race evil?