Daily Archives: October 16, 2014

BONUS POST; COMEDIC GENIUSES

Normally by this time DW and I have eaten supper and spend some time watching TV together until its time to turn in. She left early this morning to go visit her dad,who lives three hours away in Wisconsin. After posting the WC Fields video earlier,I did some digging for some other classic bits by people who were so unique there was no one like them.
In college I majored in English and minored in Theatre Arts. Yep,I was a ham actor. I was short and not gifted athletically(except I was a scratch bowler for many years) but I could always sing and act. My drama coach assured me I would never be leading man material because I looked the way I did. Short,baby-faced and a little annoying…. so I played mostly little boys and dirty old men. As you can tell,I always enjoyed making people laugh and finally discerned when people were laughing with me rather than laughing at me. BIG difference.
YouTube is so awesome because I can show my grandkids what it was like to make people laugh without the foul language,references to bodily functions,racial mockery, and sexual innuendo.

Here’s another classic from WC:

In 1940,two icons of the screen,WC Fields and Mae West did their only movie together,”My Little Chickadee”
It is a classic with some hilarious lines in it.

I read where producers loved working with these two because you didn’t need a script.Just put them in a room with some props and watch them play off each other.Pairings like this were rare.

On Tuesday nights we’d always gather around the old black and white television to watch Red Skelton. He studied pantomime with Marcel Marceau and was superb. His Christmas specials were always heartwarming. His adlibs were a riot on live television.

He was an instant star and the pressure of fame drove him to the drug abuse and depression that would cause him to end his own life. We were cheated of a really funny man.

Sam Kinison was a very funny man,but it was a chore finding a clip I could post here since his act was pretty raw.

Every time a Marx Brothers movie plays on Turner classic movies I have to stop and watch. Their humor is unique and timeless.

In case you never heard Harpo speak:
Apparently one of his early performances got a bad review from the critics and he decided to never speak on camera again.

OK,He was a far-left liberal,enviro maniac,but he did standup for a very long time.

The funniest woman who ever lived. She had no peer.

The late Carroll O’Conner

It’s so much more fun blogging here since Grunt and Mindful have joined the craziness. Consider this a thank you for everybody who stops by whether you comment or not. You keep me in my right mind in a world gone a little berserk.
I love you all.

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CDGC: Ebola Not Contagious Until After Nov. 4 Election

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People’s Cube: The USSA’s Center for Disease and Gun Control has announced that the State will not impose any travel restrictions due to the Ebola outbreak until after the November 4 elections to ensure that all workers and peasants can have free access to ballots and polling places during this critical struggle for Progress.

Comrade Disease Director Thomas Frieden has declared that Ebola is only ‘semi-transmittable’ and therefore only official Party-certified doctors can actually impose quarantines on an as-needed basis. In the meantime, those who believe they are exhibiting symptoms, while not contagious until after the November 2 elections, are asked to remain at home because of the possibility they may intimidate women and minorities into not voting. Read more at People’s Cube.

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THAT WARM FEELING YOU HAVE IS LOVE… OR EBOLA

Its getting hard to find anything these days not related to diseases or politics. There’s a metaphor in there somewhere. I’m doing the best I can to come up with things that inform,entertain and don’t waste your time.

FIRST OFF,EARL OF TAINT POSTED A GRAPHIC TODAY GIVING INSPIRATIONAL KUDOS TO OUR OWN GRUNT OF MONTE CRISTO:
WHAT A TALENT!!!
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THIS IS FOR YOU,GRUNT!!!
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I’D RATHER DROWN IN MY OWN VOMIT
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HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY TO MAKE THIS TRAIN WRECK LOOK HUMAN?
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MY APOLOGIES IF THE PRECEDING GRAPHIC CAUSED YOU ANY MENTAL TRAUMA

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Bwahahahaha!

It cracks me up when two of the Left’s special interest victim groups butt heads.

2014_10 15 Transgender is unacceptable

Source:
http://www.nationalreview.com//article/390425/students-transgender-woman-cant-be-diversity-officer-because-shes-white-man-now

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How much more evidence do we need?

The Obama Regime has proven to us again and again that what he meant by “fundamentally transforming America” was “destroy the United States.” Here’s the latest piece of evidence:

2014_10 15 Nurse told okay to fly

Sources:
http://fly2travel.boardingarea.com/second-ebola-patient-traveled-symptoms/
http://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/president-obama-appoints-dr-thomas-frieden-cdc-director

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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF…

Oh,come on. All of you have favorite redneck jokes. They’ve been around for years and Jeff Foxworthy made millions from them. I just thought with the heat of the impending elections,the ebola crisis and everything else Obola has managed to screw up it might help to maybe make you smile for a second.

Did you know?
A man in Kentucky married and divorced three different women and had the same in-laws each time?
In Mississippi a man and woman can divorce and still be brother and sister?
In Arkansas “harrass” is two words?
The teacher asked little Billy Clinton to use the word:harrassment in a sentence…
Billy: ‘Her mouth said “no”,but I know what harrassment.’
FYI:the last two I made up myself

You might be a redneck if:

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YOU GO TO A WAL MART TO SEE A PRO WRESTLING MATCH
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YOU CAN’T AFFORD A NEW TOILET SO YOU IMPROVISE
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IF YOUR BLENDER BROKE
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YOU TURN A LIVESTOCK WATERING TANK INTO A PARTY BARGE
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YOU WANT TO PLAY HORSESHOES BUT NOBODY BROUGHT A HORSE
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YOUR BRIDE CARRIES THE SHOTGUNS AT THE WEDDING AND HAS A SET OF ANTLERS TATTOOED ON HER BACK
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YOUR POWER WINDOWS DON’T WORK
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YOU WANT TO FRY BREAKFAST SAUSAGES BUT THE SKILLET IS DIRTY
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I TOLD MY BELOVED CHILD BRIDE: ‘HERE,BABY,I WANT YOU TO WEAR THESE HIGH HEELS AT OUR WEDDING’
I DON’T REMEMBER MUCH AFTER THAT
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If you think that’s all the redneck stuff I have you’re not even close. But there’ll be another day. Hope you enjoyed.

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Don’t Mess with Texas Pulpits! – UPDATE!

2014_10 Houston's Bathroom Bill

Houston passed a law known as “The Bathroom Bill” which would allow men who identify as women to use the restrooms of their choice – and vice versa.

Opponents launched a petition drive to put the issue on the ballot.

The city threw out the petitions claiming there were not enough legitimate signatures.

Opponents then filed a lawsuit.

The city to issued the subpoenas to five pastors, none of them plaintiffs in the lawsuit, demanding they turn over sermon notes and communications with church members.

The Houston Demonazis wish to ascertain which pastors have (or haven’t) “opposed or criticized the city.”

One of the five ministers who received a subpoena is Dave Welch, the executive director of the Texas Pastor Council.

He said he will not be intimidated by Annise Parker, who is the city’s first openly lesbian mayor, nor will he comply with the city’s demands. Instead, pastors across the Lone Star State are mobilizing.

“We are dealing with bullies used to getting away with abuse of power,” Welch said. “We called their bluff on this.”

UPDATE:

AUSTIN — Attorney General Abbott today asked that the Houston City Attorney to immediately withdraw the subpoenas sent last month to several Houston-area pastors seeking sermons, notes and other information.

In his letter to the city attorney, Attorney General Abbott said, “Whether you intend it to be so or not, your action is a direct assault on the religious liberty guaranteed by the First Amendment. The people of Houston and their religious leaders must be absolutely secure in the knowledge that their religious affairs are beyond the reach of the government.”

Houston’s mayor is playing the “Republicans are mean and stupid” victim card.

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