Her BFF is married to my fishing buddy. They conspired to get us together more than 20 years ago. We both had bad marriages behind us and in our mid-forties we knew the dedication it took to make a relationship last. She worked every bit as hard as I did,raised two kids on her own and always made any place we ever lived into a home. She laughs at my stupid jokes,is always supportive in whatever I do and never complains. She’s not young,thin or a ravishing beauty to some,but to me she’s everything.

It was always a dead giveaway at granny’s house…if she called you by your full name,give your soul to God…quickly. Your backside was about to become her property.









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  1. Pistol Pete

    ‘Twenty-two years she’s been putting up with me!’:
    The Obamas celebrate their 22nd wedding anniversary a day late at the posh Four Seasons Hotel after being delayed due to separate travel plans
    Obama and his wife traveled separately on Friday, prompting a delayed date night
    ‘I might not even see him today,’ Mrs. Obama told a Boston political gathering
    ‘Twenty-two years she’s been putting up with me,’ her husband told steel workers at a plant in Princeton, Indiana on their anniversary
    Before their date, the president spent four hours playing golf at Andrews Air Force Base.

    Obama and his wife traveled separately on Friday, prompting a delayed date night.

    Both alluded to their anniversary Friday at their respective stops. ‘I might not even see him today,’ Mrs. Obama told a Boston political gathering.

    Isn’t it heartwarming that these two lovebirds got a chance spend a little quality time together.
    Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go throw up.



    • chrissythehyphenated

      I wonder how many “years” (months? days?) they have actually been together together. They lived apart the whole time he was in the Illinois Senate; she referred to herself as “a busy single mom.” They only made a pretense of being a 2-parent family when he had to move to the White House. I always wondered if she begged her mother to move with her to act as an ally and buffer. Living with a flaming narcissist is the pits.


  2. Pistol Pete

    Red Terror: Elephant Tramples Communist Leader
    A Nepalese communist community organizer was killed in a wild elephant attack in the Bara district of south-eastern Nepal on Sunday, eKantipur reports.

    Ganga Bal, 35, was a local leader in the Communist Party of Nepal (Maoist), not to be confused with the Unified Communist Party of Nepal (Maoist) or the Communist Party of Nepal (Marxist-Leninist). She was a member of the CPN-Maoist State Committee of Bhojpura.

    Bal was out on a morning walk in the little village of Amalekhgunj when the attack occurred. Her body was discovered behind the local office of the Nepal Oil Corporation.

    Bara has been the site of four elephant-attack deaths in the past one-and-a-half months.

    Ther sure are a lot of different Commie parties in Nepal.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. A far left-wing agitator named Ganga Bal was trampled by the GOP mascot? Really? I’d make a joke, but I’m a lady and it’s not a joking matter when someone gets trampled by an elephant.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Speaking of trampling … this disease of mine has been trampling me this past week and I’m wiped out. Could use a few prayers. Thanks.


  3. Pistol Pete

    Abortion Barbie Perplexed: “I Truly Do Not Understand” Why Texan Women Aren’t Supporting Me…
    Shorter Wendy Davis: The nerve of these women not voting for the candidate that has the same genitalia as they do!

    Four weeks from today this tramp is gonna get beat like a rented mule


    • chrissythehyphenated

      The “I don’t understand” is precisely what is so wrong with her and her ilk. We understand them; they don’t even BOTHER TO TRY to understand us.


  4. Pistol Pete

    This was published this morning and has already gone viral.
    slimy bitch Lois Lerner tries to hide from reporter by running to neighbors house


  5. Pistol Pete

    Woman Interrupts Restaurant Patrons With Tears and Screams, ‘This Isn’t Food, It’s Violence!’ — Wait Until You See Why
    Lookup “moonbat” in the dictionary.Guess who you’ll see.
    You are sitting in a restaurant, enjoying your breakfast, when a very emotional woman enters the dining room and begins sharing the story of her “little girl named Snow.”

    There is only one small problem with the accuracy in the woman’s story. “Snow” is not a little girl, she is a chicken.

    believe it or not,this is not her first rodeo
    In July, she posted a video titled, “Someone, Not Something” about “Peanut Butter” the rooster
    We had a whole flock of chickens on the farm.Ironically,they were all named:chicken.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      My girls and I were invited to a calf birthing, which was an amazing experience. One of the girls asked what they were going to name the newborn boy. The farmer said he didn’t name the boys, which was a kinder answer for my youngsters than “Veal.” 😉


  6. Pistol Pete

    Obama Schedule || Tuesday, October 7, 2014

    by Keith Koffler on October 6, 2014, 10:16 pm

    10:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
    12:30 pm || Departs White House
    1:40 pm || Arrives New York City
    2:25 pm || Attends a DNC fundraiser; private residence, New York
    4:10 pm || Attends a DNC fundraiser; New York
    6:40 pm || Attends a fundraiser for Senate Democrats; private residence, Greenwich, Connecticut
    8:05 pm || Departs New York
    9:15 pm || Arrives White House

    All times Eastern


  7. Pistol Pete

    The President We Deserve?
    In 1920 H.L Mencken wrote prophetically, “As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron.”


  8. Pistol Pete

    Sadie & Mark’s Samba – Dancing With The Stars


  9. Pistol Pete

    Feds Spend Half A Million Dollars To Study Why Obese Girls Have A Hard Time Getting Dates

    The National Institutes of Health (NIH) awarded a $466,642 grant last week for the study, which will examine whether social skills have an impact on why obese girls have fewer dating experiences than their less obese counterparts.
    I could get in sooooo much trouble.I’ll let it alone.


    • Being a big-girl myself. . .omg. I know damn well why I don’t have dates: I’m too fat (still) to attract the sort of fella I want to attract. Those who are attracted to me at this time are generally *not* dating material.

      I’d like half a million bucks now, for solving that puzzle.


      • You’re not fat, Zoph. And you’ll be in fighting shape in no time.

        But OT: How did you get through the end of fiscal year crunch? Everything wrap up ok? I know our EOY was a beast this time.


  10. Pistol Pete

    Woah. Obama BOOED LOUDLY at Michigan State Game – Led By Student Section
    Michigan State University aired a sexual assault with Uncle Joe and Barack Obama PSA during the football game Saturday.

    Now Barack and Hollywood elites are lecturing students at football games
    unfortunately,they’re just about two years too late


  11. Pistol Pete

    On Nov. 4, Joe Biden Could Become the Most Powerful Man in the World
    The very thought of that should send a chill down as deep as your soul.
    But it could well happen.

    That is because the fight for control of the U.S. Senate is shaping up to be far closer than it ought to be, in a year when President Barack Obama’s approval rating hovers in the 30s and Democrats must defend several Senate seats in states won by Mitt Romney in the 2012 presidential election.
    while Majority Leader Harry Reid may retain his post and procedural control even in a 50-50 Senate, he will be significantly weakened by his party’s losses. On key issues–especially judicial nominees, now subject to simple majority vote–he will need Biden


  12. Pistol Pete

    ABC’s Jon Karl Grills W.H. On Biden’s Many Gaffes “In A Short Period Of Time”


  13. Pistol Pete

    The Lizard of Oz: Texas Beats Environmentalists

    Some time ago I reported on the feds’ attempt to have the Dunes Sagebrush Lizard declared an endangered species so they could steal private land that was responsible for much of the energy production in Texas,
    It is about time the courts stood up for private landowners over radical environmental groups that continually use sue-and-settle tactics to exploit taxpayer money to pay lawyers and fund themselves instead of recovering species


  14. Pistol Pete

    Obama’s faves: Muslims, black ghetto trash

    When a person behaved boorishly or purposely behaved in a way that was inconsistent with propriety, my late grandmother used to say the person was “showing their behind.” In the case of Obama, he is telling America to kiss his.

    Six Americans (that we know of) lost their lives trying to locate the military deserter and Muslim sympathizer Bowe Bergdahl for a rescue he neither expected nor deserved. To exacerbate that decision and render unimportant the lives lost in the process, Obama then exchanged five of our highest-valued terrorist detainees for the deserter and terrorist sympathizer, Bergdahl.



  15. Pistol Pete

    Bill Clinton selfie with Sen. Mark Pryor (C-SPAN)
    Pryor desperate to save his sorry ass by sucking up to the Slickster.


  16. Pistol Pete

    Grimes Staff Caught on Hidden Camera: She’s Lying About Support for Coal Industry
    U.S. Senate candidate Alison Lundergan Grimes is lying about her support for the state’s coal industry according to Kentucky Democrats, including members of her campaign team, who were captured on a hidden camera video.

    James O’Keefe strikes again!
    The video’s release comes as Grimes works to salvage a campaign that has consistently trailed in public polling and which, according to Nate Silver’s election model, has just a 12 percent chance of victory in November.


  17. Pistol Pete

    In a week of crisis, Obama focuses on fundraising, gourmet meals, elite schmoozing
    Kicking off a week of travel to raise political money, yesterday President Obama pushed “immigration reform” at a $10,000 a plate fundraiser held at a restaurant belonging to celebrity chef Jose Andres. Justin Sink writes in The Hill:

    President Obama held José Andrés up as an example of the need to pass comprehensive immigration reform during a $10,000-per-plate fundraiser at the celebrity chef’s Zaytinya restaurant.



  18. Pistol Pete

    SNL’s Al Sharpton Works for ‘Ms. NBC’ — ‘NBC for Ladies or Something’

    Protects Obama “every night from 6 to 7 PM”
    He then explained that he doesn’t know what is going on with the Secret Service because “it’s a secret.” But he explained what he learned about the White House intruder:

    From everything I’m hearing on the streets, this man went into the White House, sat down in the Lincoln bedroom, ordered a sandwich, and watched the Obama family’s personal DVD of Lee Daniels’ ‘The Butler’ for an hour before somebody asked what was going on.

    Sharpton seemed confused over how Ebola is contracted, saying you can get it through e-mail. He also read gun statistics from “pubis” — or PBS, rather — to emphasize how dangerous America is.

    Finally, he was asked what he would do if protecting Obama. He said:

    Are you serious? I protect Barack Obama as hard as I can every night from 6 to 7 p.m. on Ms. NBC. Even when he personally told me to stop it. I ain’t stoppin’.


  19. Good evening, PoliNationalists. Anybody t’home? Just saw this tidbit and thought I’d share it.

    Rep. Duncan Hunter (R-CA) told Greta Van Susteren tonight that ten ISIS fighters have crossed the border from Mexico into America.
    Fox News c/o Gateway Pundit

    On YouTube

    Every time I see one of those “huge pot/coke/heroin smuggling bust” news items, I always think, yeah, that’s the tip of the iceberg they caught. So…


  20. And if I may also offer, in the “their vote counts as much as yours” department (c/o IOTW), this entry:


  21. Ting

    Happy, Happy Birthday to Mrs. Pistol Pete! She is nice to share you with us.