Kim Jong Numero Uno to Try Out some Less Cruel Shoes

According to the Telegraph, the North Korean top dog is recovering from surgery on his feet made necessary by walking around too many military bases in elevated ‘Cuban’ heel shoes. According to actual Cubans, however, quoted here and here, Kim is not cool enough to blame his injuries on Cuban shoes.

82 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS; SHOP EARLY

Went online this morning to reconcile my bank account with the figures in my checkbook. Apparently the bank is using common core math,because there was a substantial discrepency in the figures. I can’t see where the mistake is,but you don’t argue with the bank. Just assume they’re right or risk a visit from Mister Overdraft. Then you get that note in the mail informing you that the bank has charged you more of what they already know you don’t have any of.

LADIES?