Sometimes it seems like when things start to go bad they go all bad.Went to RJ Pistol’s last home game Saturday.They were driving for the winning score when they fumbled the ball with less than a minute to play and ended up losing.DW and I ordered a carryout pizza and when we got it home it had the wrong toppings on it.Yesterday morning my stepson came over to hook up the digital converter box Comcast sent me for my HD TV and when he called to activate it,the system was down.I called again this morning and its still down.not to worry,the tech dept. Knows of the problem,saith the recording.They know it,didn’t bother to mention if and when they’re going to get around to fixing it.
DW volunteered (happily) to go to her GFs so I could watch the Bears-Packers was such a blowout I turned it off and took a nap,forgetting to turn on the crock pot with last nights dinner in it.We ended up with leftover surprise.I’m listening to Rush online,so I have a couple hours to finish this before I have to arm wrestle my beloved child bride for the remote so I can watch Paladin on the Encore Western channel.




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  1. Pistol Pete

    Bye, bye baby! Bill and Hillary leave hospital after dining in Chelsea and Charlotte’s plush maternity suite which has already cost them $5,000 and comes with its own chef

    Its going to get much,much worse.

    Chelsea Clinton, 34, gave birth Friday in Lenox Hill Hospital, Manhattan
    She named her daughter, born four days early, Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky
    Proud grandparents Bill and Hillary Clinton visited the family’s ultra-luxurious private birth suites on Sunday and left after extending their stay
    Three nights has so far cost little Charlotte’s parents a minimum of $5,000, not including the price of medical care

    Bullcrap.I’ll bet you something nice some fatass donor eagerly offered to foot the bill for her stable just to suck up to the presumed next president.Grifters never pay for anything if they can avoid it.

    ‘The Clintons are going to be staying for dinner,’ a member of the couple’s Secret Service security detail told MailOnline
    Bill yesterday said Chelsea is ‘glowing’ and father Marc Mezvinsky was ‘bursting with pride’
    He and Hillary have gushed at length at the prospect of being grandparents


  2. Pistol Pete

    Moonbat Of The Week – MSNBC’s Melissa Harris Perry: OK Beheading Is “Workplace Violence”, How Dare Any One Suggest A Muslim Connection?
    Fashion trendsetter,Ms. Tampon Earrings showing again how low the left can sink.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      The only time I see anything from this pathetic joke of a snooze outlet is when a conservative posts about it. This has got me wondering just what percentage of MSPMS’s low viewership is made up of people who only watch it because it’s such a treasure trove of mockworthy material.


      • That’s a good question, but how would you ever come up with a number? Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, seems to be willing to admit that they watch the network, except to make fun of it. All my liberal friends claim to watch CNN, BBC and listen to NPR. None admit to MSLSD. Zero. But you know some do…


  3. Pistol Pete

    Democrats think we are stupid
    Jay Cost has written a column for the Weekly Standard titled “The Rubes’ Revenge,” outlining the strategy Democrats are using to sprinkle pixie dust and transform Obama allies in Congress into your allies.

    He calls it “sneak it pass the rubes theory” politics.

    Democrats vote with liberal leadership once they win their elections but revert to lying about it when they address voters back home. Cost writes:

    Then you hope that the “rubes” back home can be sufficiently distracted by the “war on women” or some other phony issue that they’ll return you to office.


  4. Pistol Pete

    Don’t be mad’: Michelle O defends lunch rules in classroom broadcast
    WASHINGTON, D.C. – First Lady Michelle Obama took to the airwaves Friday in a Channel One interview beamed into thousands of school classrooms to an estimated 5 million students across America

    The First Lady made it clear she’s not backing down: “Don’t be mad because there are changes. Figure out why the changes are important, and then find out how you make it work for you.”

    You know, my kids like broccoli, celery, carrots – those kind of vegetables that have a little flavor, sweetness to it. And I would encourage kids to go over to those salad bars and just try a mixture of things, because sometimes if you mix a bunch of things up and you chop it up, the whole combination sounds pretty good.


    Don’t kid yourself…..the bitch has had a nanny to take care of these kids since they were in diapers.She don’t do for nobody…peoples do for her.


  5. Pistol Pete

    Police: 15 Hurt in Miami Nightclub Shooting
    A shooting sent terrified patrons scrambling from a Miami nightclub early Sunday and left 15 people wounded, including an 11-year-old child, authorities said.

    When Miami police and rescue crews arrived at a club called The Spot around 1 a.m., they said they found chaos among the large throng of adults and teenagers gathered there.

    If you took a guess what these people looked like,you’d probably be right.
    the victims ranged in age from 11-25.
    I guess I’m just too old to understand it.–15-hurt-in-Miami-nightclub-shooting


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Just a guess here, but maybe the 11 yo was there for the same reason some libtard-heavy school district in this once great nation wants to add masturbating to the 5-7 yo health curriculum.


  6. Pistol Pete

    Breaking: #Ferguson Police Officer Shot… Update: Officer Shot, Suspect On Run…Update: Reports Of More Shots Fired…Update: 2 Suspects On Loose…Update: Second Officer Shot At

    Protesters are spinning that another “boy” has been shot. Police say no, but Occupy folks et al are trying to gin up another riot.

    This was the same leftist organ that promoted Occupy.

    Actually making things up as they go along:

    Crowd has gathered. We tried to reach him BEFORE they killed him #ferguson

    — Short Stack (@stackizshort) September 28, 2014

    Police say only cop shot, suspect ran:

    He deserved to get shot:’ Hate flows after female Ferguson police officer shot; Update: MHP’s Ron Johnson now says wounded cop is male

    I can’t get any tweets from this website to C&P but they are plenty vile.

    One characteristic of pack animals is that they go into a frenzy when they smell blood.Such a charming mob.


  7. Pistol Pete

    Obama: The Country Is Better Off, People Just Don’t Feel It

    We ignorant,country-ass hillbillies sho’ is lucky we got a smart dude like Obammy to tell us whut we needs ta know.


  8. Pistol Pete

    Dissent for Obama’s Middle East Policies Grows as Presidential Campaign Looms
    The approaching 2016 presidential election appears to be spurring former members of President Barack Obama’s cabinet to go public with their opposition to his Middle Eastern policies that allowed terrorist organizations to gain control of large sections of Iraq and Syria.

    Barry,they still love you,but they gotta suck up to Cankles.They need jobs after you retire to Hawaii.


  9. Pistol Pete

    Obama Throws CIA Under The Bus Over ISIS, Says Their Incompetence Led Him To Not Act Earlier
    Has never,WILL never take any responsibility for anything he does.


  10. Pistol Pete

    AP Interview: Browns unmoved by chief’s apology
    Brown’s mother, Lesley McSpadden, said, “yes,” when asked if Chief Tom Jackson should be fired, and his father, Michael Brown Sr., said rather than an apology, they would rather see the officer who shot their son arrested for his Aug. 9 death.

    “An apology would be when Darren Wilson has handcuffs, processed and charged with murder,” Brown Sr. said.

    Hell wit dat…where da money??–politics.html


  11. Pistol Pete

    This is the IOWA senatorial debate from last night.I admit I haven’t watched it all,but Joni is really impressive.Kinda reminds me of a certain former governor from Alaska.

    just a taste:
    This is Braley double talking about his support for Obamacare.


  12. Pistol Pete

    O’Keefe Strikes Again… Drops Election Fraud Investigation – Promises More October Surprises (Video)
    He better be careful….he’s going to end up in jail…or worse.
    Project Veritas claims that BGTX personnel did not take action after being told by a volunteer that voters were registered by an individual who did not have the authority to do so, and that completed voter forms were lost.

    Under Texas law, voter registration can only be performed deputized voter registrars. Volunteer deputy registrars must deliver completed forms to the registrar, and they must receive proper training.


  13. Pistol Pete

    Beheading Suspect Alton ‘Jah’Keem Yisrael’ Nolen’s Mother Releases Video Response
    “This is not Alton.”
    ‘There are two sides to every story’
    My brother is a people person
    Funny…they don’t LOOK Muslim.Oh,thats right,he was a prison convert.My bad.


  14. Pistol Pete

    OBAMA: “Wherever I See Folks, They Always Say… You’re So Great” (Video)
    Hope you haven’t eaten yet.
    President Obama spoke to the Congressional Black Caucus Awards Dinner in Washington, D.C. on Saturday. According to a White House transcript of the speech, Obama said the following:

    “All around the country, wherever I see folks, they always say, oh, Barack, we’re praying for you – boy, you’re so great; look, you got all gray hair, you looking tired. (Laughter.) We’re praying for you. Which I appreciate…”


  15. Pistol Pete

    Fox’s Chris Wallace GRILLS Obama National Security advisor on ‘embarrassing’ war authorization flip flops
    Bam’s security advisor is a thumb-sucking bedwetter
    Effeminate little punk


  16. chrissythehyphenated

    Ooh, look at the good news in my Fox News Email Update:

    The Hill: “President Obama said in an interview broadcast Sunday night that he thinks the Democrats can hold the Senate. The president told 60 Minutes that he will spend the next six weeks campaigning on his economic record. ‘The country is definitely better off than we were when I came into office,’”

    His sports picks are notorious for LOSING, so may I just say …. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  17. Ting

    Tomorrow is another day – I hope your string of bad luck will be over by then, Pete.