WISHING A JOYOUS AND PEACEFUL ROSH HASHANAH

To any of our Jewish friends we wish you a happy Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. As Christians we recognize you are a cornerstone of the Judeo-Christian life and we stand in solidarity with you.

Rosh Hashanah celebrated globally, as Jews usher in the Hebrew New Year
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http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2014/09/24/Rosh-Hashanah-celebrated-globally-as-Jews-usher-in-the-Hebrew-New-Year/7551411587454/#ixzz3ELQbsudO

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My grandparents had a standing date every saturday night.They’d go to one particular restaurant for supper.I was maybe 5 or 6 when they first took me with them.When we were seated,Grandpa had his beer,Granny had her coffee and I ordered a glass of milk.I took a taste of it and called the waitress back.
There’s been a mistake…I ordered milk
thats what you have
No,it isn’t
Yes,it is
Then with as much indignity as a five year old can muster,I snapped:lady,I’ve been drinking milk MY WHOLE LIFE!!
It was at this point Granny had to tell her that I was used to milk straight from the cow.
Granddad was laughing so hard people thought he was having a seizure.He told people that story for years.
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YOU NEED TO READ THIS ALL THE WAY TO THE END
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  1. Pistol Pete

    White House: Holder resigning as attorney general
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    This is a yahoo link,so this article prtrays him as a human being instead of a walking,talking race card.My opinion is that if the republicans take over the senate they may stumble into some gonads and impeach the dirty bastard.but thas just me.
    http://news.yahoo.com/official-says-holder-resigning-attorney-general-145625458–politics.html

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Mr. Obama, The Jewish High Holidays Aren’t About Social Justice;they’re About Personal Responsibility
    Progressive politics are antithetical to the teaching of personal responsibility embedded in Rosh Hashanah.

    As he has done every year in his Presidency, on Tuesday the day before Rosh Hashanah Barack Obama sent a special holiday message to the Jewish community. And as he has done every year in his Presidency, the message ignores the meaning of the holiday and its special message to all Americans: that progressive politics are antithetical to the teaching of personal responsibility embedded in Rosh Hashanah.
    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/dunetz-mr-obama-jewish-high-holidays-arent-about-social-justice-theyre-about-personal

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I’ve been trying to read the whole Bible for some time now. I keep seeing a LOT of stuff about personal responsibility, and especially about NOT LYING, but nothing whatsoever about social justice as it is defined by the Left.

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Twenty Years Ago: Republicans Learned How to Win
    Now say what you will about what the GOP did with control, history is pretty clear that they indeed forced Bill Clinton to govern more conservatively in a lot of ways. Welfare reform and some other regulatory changes coming out of that Congress were beneficial to the nation for many years. The changes were so beneficial that Bill Clinton even takes credit for them to this day.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/2014/09/twenty_years_ago_republicans_learned_how_to_win.html#ixzz3ELbKOxvZ

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Dems also take credit for civil rights legislation that was introduced and majority passed by Republicans with majority Democrat opposition.

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  4. Pistol Pete

    MO Democratic Staffer Plans to Shut Down Metrolink During Cardinals’ Playoff Games Over #Ferguson
    Eric Vickers, a long-time civil rights activist and chief of staff for Senator Nasheed, said he sent a letter to Major League Baseball warning of a shutdown as leverage to get a special prosecutor in the Michael Brown case.
    Vickers was charged with marijuana possession in February before the Ferguson riots.

    Eric Vickers also organized the shutdown of Interstate I-70 during rush hour in August

    Maybe Obama will nominate him for the next Attorney General.He certainly sounds qualified.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/09/mo-democratic-staffer-plans-to-shut-down-metrolink-during-cardinals-playoff-games/

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Obama at the UN: He Really Doesn’t Get that He’s at War.
    The president seems to be thinking that he’s playing a game of “Risk” with his high school friends in Hawaii.
    But the president is naive and ultimately laden with hubris. The tyrants, Islamists, and self-servers who run the Middle East are not going to change their ways just because Barack Obama says so.


    Ronald Reagan didn’t start negotiating with the Soviets until he had made it very clear to them that we would oppose them and seek to destroy their ideology, whether by arming Afghan rebels or promoting missile defense.

    http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2014/09/24/obama-war/

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    • Also before the UN, Obama’s good buddy Leonardo DiCaprio says:
      “This disaster [i.e., the conspicuously nonexistent global warming crisis] has grown beyond the choices that individuals make. This is now about our industries and governments around the world taking decisive, large-scale action.”
      http://moonbattery.com/?p=50669
      I’m disturbed by the consistent language that people like Obama, Kennedy and DiCaprio have been using lately on the international stage where they imply that individual opinions no longer matter – that they need to be overruled by the “large-scale action” of people who know better. That sounds like total tyranny to me.

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      • chrissythehyphenated

        Total tyranny … yup. I’m expecting the United Nations to become the One World Government and usher in the One World Currency and then hand it all over the the Anti-Christ … who will then nuke New York City.

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Obama’s 180: Comparing His UN Speech Wednesday to George Bush’s in 2001
    Megyn Kelly has a side-by-side video of Barry and W.
    You can tell the difference between courage and cowardice.
    http://nation.foxnews.com/2014/09/24/obama’s-180-comparing-his-un-speech-wednesday-george-bush’s-2001

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Team Clinton Follows Reporter Into Bathroom
    Hillary Clinton is already acting like the next President of the United States with staffers protecting, haranguing, and even stalking reporters to keep them in check.
    According to Amy Chozick at the New York Times, the recent meeting of the Clinton Global Initiative at the Sheraton Hotel in New York City was so carefully managed she couldn’t even relieve herself in a public restroom without a Clintonista following her right up to the stall door. .
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    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/team-clinton-follows-reporter-bathroom

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    • Ting

      Unbelievable. I just can’t believe she might end up POTUS.

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      • I’m with you. What I’ve never understood is how such a vile person, after all this time and so many disasters and drunken embarrassments, still has such an eager and motivated pool of staffers to go out there and do her bidding. Is there a “flying monkey” service out there somewhere where you can hire minions like that? I could use that kind of dedicated employee!

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        • chrissythehyphenated

          If it’s true that the Great Tribulation is going to start very soon, I’d really prefer for Hillary to be the one in the White House taking all the heat.

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Bad game? Foul-mouthed golfer breaks his clubs one-by-one in massive tantrum
    This is why I don’t golf

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2768276/Foul-mouthed-golfer-breaks-clubs-massive-post-game-tantrum.html#ixzz3ELpEovP1

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Obama to Expand Ocean Preserve to 6 Times Its Size

    President Barack Obama is carving out a wide swath the Pacific Ocean for an expanded marine preserve, putting the waters off-limits to drilling and most fishing in a bid to protect fragile underwater life.
    Lets be frank….he doesn’t give a damn about underwater life.All he cares about is pleasing his enviro-cronies who want to choke of all oil exploration.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/09/24/Obama-to-expand-ocean-preserve-to-6-times-the-size

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  10. Awesome stuff today, Pete! Muchas gracias!

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Lawyer of alleged victim in Jameis Winston case says Winston’s attorney tried to pay off accuser
    Jameis Winston…Heisman trophy-winning quarterback of national champion Florida State.

    Just another common street thug who happens to play footbal.He’s had run-ins with the law over such things as stealing $20 worth of crab legs from a grocery store and jumping on a table and screaming sexual epithets.
    he was accused of raping a coed on campus last yera.The district attorney said there wasn’t enough evidence to prosecute.
    Being a cynical sort,I maintained from the beginning there was probably tremendous pressure put on NOT to prosecute the star of the #1 team in college football.
    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/lawyer-of-alleged-victim-in-jameis-winston-sexual-assault-case-says-winston-s-attorney-tried-to-pay-off-accuser-185746817.html

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Semper Latte’: GOP Now Fundraising off Obama Coffee Salute Video

    It is unclear how much the Semper Latte incident could raise, but it’ll have to compete with the $2.1 million the Democrats raised after Sarah Palin called for Obama’s impeachment.
    http://www.mediaite.com/online/semper-latte-gop-now-fundrasing-off-obama-coffee-salute-video/

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Cheney: ‘Stunned’ over Obama comparison between Mideast, Ferguson unrest
    I realize that America’s critics will be quick to point out that at times we too have failed to live up to our ideals; that America has plenty of problems within its own borders. This is true. In a summer marked by instability in the Middle East and Eastern Europe, I know the world also took notice of the small American city of Ferguson, Missouri — where a young man was killed, and a community was divided,” Obama said. “So, yes, we have our own racial and ethnic tensions. …
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/09/25/cheney-stunned-over-obama-comparison-between-mideast-ferguson-unrest/?cmpid=cmty_twitter_fn

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  14. freedom1781

    Kerry: U.S. Pledges $15M to Cut Methane Emissions

    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/ali-meyer/kerry-us-pledges-15m-cut-methane-emissions

    Methane-filled cow farts is the reason why my liberal sister and her husband became vegetarians. I kid you not. When she announced it to everyone many years ago, I asked her what made her make that choice, she looked at me point-blank and said “cow farts.” Then she went into this uppity, ill-informed speech about how we’re all killing the planet by continuing to eat meat, blah, blah, blah. I just laughed at her, which she didn’t like at all. She’s so ridiculous about it, too. For my DD’s first birthday party, we all were at my other sister’s house, grilling burgers out on the back porch. Lib sis, in a holy-than-thou, how-barbaric-you-meat-eaters-are voice, insisted that her veggies be grilled x amount of distance from the meat because she didn’t want any stray meat juices to accidentally drip onto her precious veggies. My other sis and I had a very hearty laugh over that request.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I haven’t seen anyone mention how weird it is that (a) he had the coffee in his right hand in the first place, since he’s left handed and (b) he couldn’t be bothered to move the cup before saluting, since his left hand was empty.

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  15. Ting

    Crazy day. I wonder what Holder is really up to. I guess it really is the Supreme Court.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Do you suppose he’s Leftie enough to convince Ruth to retire?

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      • Ting

        I think he just may be. I would not be surprised to see her retire all of a sudden, before the new Senate is seated. I don’t expect it, but it would not surprise me. Those thugs can be very convincing to the true believers.

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  16. “Deep Joy.” Deepest swimming pool in the world, in Italy, is 137 ft deep. This is the way to do your dive training. Without barracudas and murky, 50 degree water and swift currents to deal with.

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  17. chrissythehyphenated

    As the resident Mythbuster, I feel it is my duty to point out that the Walking Eagle (var. Running Eagle) joke has gone around the internet attached to a bunch of politicians, both Republican and Democrat.

    The urban legends site Truth or Fiction says they couldn’t find any occasion where the alleged naming event had actually occurred.

    http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/w/walkingeagle.htm#.VCSgyVeKUSk

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  18. I have to say, this juxtaposit… puxatauni… Oh, whatever it is, it’s genius.

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