To any of our Jewish friends we wish you a happy Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. As Christians we recognize you are a cornerstone of the Judeo-Christian life and we stand in solidarity with you.
My grandparents had a standing date every saturday night.They’d go to one particular restaurant for supper.I was maybe 5 or 6 when they first took me with them.When we were seated,Grandpa had his beer,Granny had her coffee and I ordered a glass of milk.I took a taste of it and called the waitress back.
There’s been a mistake…I ordered milk
thats what you have
Then with as much indignity as a five year old can muster,I snapped:lady,I’ve been drinking milk MY WHOLE LIFE!!
It was at this point Granny had to tell her that I was used to milk straight from the cow.
Granddad was laughing so hard people thought he was having a seizure.He told people that story for years.