It is a tense time here at the old bunkhouse. I have always maintained the secret to a happy marriage is having two televisions at opposite ends of the house. I use the standard vision set I’ve had for years in my mancave,which ironically also happens to be our spare bedroom. DW got an HDTV for Christmas two years ago from her son. My TV has given up the ghost. The picture tube is shot. It is used largely as background noise while I’m doing computer stuff,but I always take time for my favorite westerns in the afternoon. Such is the life of an old retired guy who’s partially disabled. I’ll buy a newfangled telly tomorrow,but I have to get stepson to hook it up. He does all the audio/video wiring for us. He still works and has to make time to do it. I keep forgetting how inconvenient it is for people who still have to go to a job.


Eighteen years old. First non-double car date. Drive-in movie theater. Sweet young thing. We commenced to hugging and kissing and acting like two bunny rabbits. She looked at me and said:
‘Shouldn’t we wait until its dark or at least get back in the car?’
Windows fogged up,lips are numb,drool running from the corners of my mouth. Then she smiles,reaches one hand under the back of her sweater. A few movements and she pulls her bra out of her sleeve. It was my first experience with “shock and awe.”








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32 responses to “MONDAY, 9/22…. 42 DAYS UNTIL JUDGEMENT DAY

  1. Pistol Pete

    ISIS is Barack Obama’s mess and now he wants Canada’s help

    ISIS is Barack Obama’s mess.

    He made it and now he wants our help to clean it up. What do Canadians owe him?

    He’s turned his back on allies such as Israel, having proven himself a bigger friend to the likes of Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood than to the Jewish state.

    He’s no friend of Canada’s.
    Hey,that’s just how how rolls


  2. Pistol Pete

    Pelosi: When ‘Obama Won the Election, He Took Us Out of That [Economic] Brink’
    “And I said to the chairman of the Fed, Mr. Bernanke, what do you think about what the Secretary had to say? And he said, ‘If we do not act immediately we will not have an economy by Monday.’ Thank you to the Republicans and their economic policies to undermine our economy,” said Pelosi.
    It was this deranged shrew and her co-conspirators who fought regulation of the banking ststem tooth and nail.But,of course,they never let facts interrupt their mindless blathering.


  3. Pistol Pete

    Enviro-Backed Gary Peters’ ‘Drill, Baby, Drill’ Investment Portfolio
    Unlike many of his Democratic colleagues running in competitive Senate races, Michigan Rep. Gary Peters has touted his support for environmentalist policies on the campaign trail, including speaking about global warming at the left-wing “Netroots Nation” conference and boasting on his website about his vote for a cap-and-trade bill.
    But Peters’ investments in the energy sector are coming under increasing scrutiny, especially after it was shown that he owns $20,000 in a company that manufacturers “petroleum coke,” or “pet coke,” after Peters’ allies ran ads, judged by fact-checkers as far fetched, tying Land to the substance, which is controversial in Detroit.

    Here’s the hypocritical dillweed

    A closer review of Peters’ portfolio shows that investment, in French energy firm Total SA, is hardly the only example of his investments in energy companies with controversial histories.


  4. Pistol Pete

    Kennedy Jr. Loses Cool at Climate Rally; Gets Handsy w/ PJTV’s Michelle Fields When She Corners Him
    Fortunate son RFK Jr. shows why the left demands you make sacrifices but its OK for them to indulge in all things.


  5. Pistol Pete

    Far Left Climate Activists Leave Mounds of Trash For Cities to Deal With
    On Sunday, tens of thousands of committed leftists held “climate change” world rallies. Thousands descended on New York City, marching through the heart of Manhattan with a message of alarm for world leaders.
    Thousands of socialists,communists,malcontents,paid union creeps and general layabouts wanting to mingle and maybe score a little dope or just a little.



  6. Pistol Pete

    See the 10 Dumbest Idiots from the People’s Climate March
    If you believe the media, today’s People’s Climate March was a gathering of grandmothers, adorable kiddies and smiling college students in polar bear costumes to urge us all to live in miserable poverty in order to save the planet from a threat that doesn’t exist.

    Except for the Green Energy tycoons behind this thing who will get very, very rich. (Just ask Al Gore, who was there.)

    Some of these will make you say:’there,but for the grace of God go I.’


  7. Pistol Pete

    Harry Reid’s plot to keep the Senate
    I’m meaningless,” Reid, a three-decade Hill veteran and the most powerful Democrat in Congress, told POLITICO Thursday. “People in red states don’t even know who I am.”

    If Democrats keep control of the Senate this year, they believe, it will be because they have prevented Republicans from nationalizing the midterm elections, keeping the focus squarely on the two candidates in their respective states rather than an unpopular President Barack Obama.


  8. Pistol Pete

    A new Republican ad aimed at women voters portrays President Obama as a bad boyfriend.

    The 60-second spot by Americans for Shared Prosperity features a woman saying she “fell in love” with President Obama in 2008.


  9. Pistol Pete

    McCain Refuses to Campaign Against Democrat Senator Who Is Family Friend
    On September 20 The Arizona Republic reported the Senator John McCain (R-AZ) refuses to campaign on behalf of Republican Senate candidate Cory Gardner (R-CO-4th Dist.) because incumbent Sen. Mark Udall (D-CO) is a family friend.

    this contemptible blowhole still looking for high marks in the:”works and plays well with others” as long as they’re in the other political party category.


  10. Pistol Pete

    “When I was president, I’ve told you this before–one of the things I was most proud of is we moved 100 times as many people from poverty into the middle class as moved under President Reagan…And everybody else in the middle did better than they did in the Reagan years,” Clinton told CNN’s Fareed Zakaria.
    Clinton’s comments mirror those his wife, Hillary Clinton, made in July on PBS.

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    Here comes 2 1/2 years of agonizing self-promotion,self congratulations and the media hyping how swell things were under Sir William The Impeached and his insufferable whoring partner.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Clinton reaped the benefit of Reagan’s economy, but Clinton gets the credit. Dubya got stuck with the evil fall-out of Clinton’s foreign policy, but Dubya gets the blame for 9-11.

      Odd how the rule of “you own whatever happens on your watch” has suddenly stopped functioning for the Affirmative Action president who is still totally hampered by a retired president and a minority party.


  11. Pistol Pete

    LA’s Brilliant Plan to Boost Voter Turnout: Bribery
    Alarmed that fewer than one-fourth of voters are showing up for municipal elections, the Los Angeles Ethics Commission voted Thursday to recommend that the City Council look at using cash prizes to lure a greater number of people to the polls
    Democrats always appeal to their voters’ most basic of instincts:greed


  12. Pistol Pete

    If Barbara Walters interviewed Obama for Fox News.


  13. Pistol Pete

    Figures. Eric Holder Participated in Armed Takeover of ROTC Office
    Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder took part in a five-day armed occupation of an abandoned Naval Reserve Officer Training Corps (ROTC) headquarters as a freshman at Columbia University.
    A black militant,communist,anti-government,anti-white racist is now the AG.Lovely.


  14. Pistol Pete

    DIANNY RANTS: Demanding Appreciation
    Dianny is always worth reading….she’s snarkier than I am.
    It seems to me that virtually every speech Michelle or Barack give has the “we demand that you thank us” segment.

    These two praise-grubbing creatures are always demanding appreciation from us for all that they have done.

    One of my favorite Psalms from the Bible is Psalm 98 which begins:
    O sing to the Lord a new song,
    For He has done wonderful things,
    His right hand and His holy arm have gained the victory for Him.
    The Lord has made known His salvation;
    He has revealed His righteousness in the sight of the nations.
    He has remembered His lovingkindness and His faithfulness to the house of Israel;
    All the ends of the earth have seen the salvation of our God.


    • Love the teleprompters. 🙂


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Even when she was visiting sick kids, she had to make it about her. They asked what it’s like to live in the White House, but instead of giving the kids a nice story about Life in the White House, she said, “It’s hard. But the good part is I get to visit great people like you.” Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh … you don’t have to be First Lady to visit sick kids, you ungrateful, self-centered bitch.


      • Pistol Pete

        Chrissy,I’m gobsmacked.Thats one of the few times I can ever remember you using the B-word.Like they say:’shit’s gettin’ real!’


        • chrissythehyphenated

          I save those words for when I’m riled. Sending troops to “fight” Ebola … NOT sending troops to fight terrorists … reigniting the faux war on climate … and now threats against me and most especially MINE here on home soil. It’s all just built up to one big foul-mouthed RILE.


  15. Pistol Pete

    This is what happens when red state politicians get DESPERATE for your vote
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  16. Pistol Pete

    Democrats Unfazed
    The root of the problem is now clear: Democrats don’t face negative consequences, so they can’t learn from them. To talk politics with Democrat friends is a study in all the defense mechanisms available to the human mind. In a brief conversation, you can observe every mental trick in the book – denial, projection, rationalization, avoidance, and the Democrat’s favorites: blame and scapegoating. Anything but face the civic, moral, military, and economic failures of liberalism.
    Democrats are actually much less depressed than conservatives, who are grief-stricken, enraged, and scared by what progressives have done to our country in six very long years. How do Dems manage this? Partly through denial of the scope and source of the problems, but mostly because they are not all that disappointed.


  17. Pistol Pete

    This is an excellent video from Prager University exposing the truth behind feminist lies, and it’s led by American Enterprise Institute’s Christina Hoff Sommers who has been researching feminist claims for years.

    I would deem this one as a MUST WATCH:


  18. Grossness Warning: Was Hillary banging Saul Alinsky?
    Based on the letters, for at least 2 days at the SF Airport Hilton, probably ‘yes.’