WELCOME TO FRIDAY

A special greeting to anyone stopping by for the first time. We have some smart,creative people here to keep you informed. I’m the village idiot. It’s my job. It’s what I do.

If you can spare it,please consider making a direct donation to your preferred candidate during the Ten Buck Friday campaign. It’s the only way we can compete with the GOPe and the corporate interests bent on killing our way of life by bringing in tens of millions of illegals because they work cheap,drain the economy, and vote heavily democrat.

My phone rang just after 5:30 this AM…it was stepdaughter calling. Her hubby’s car breathed its last on the way to work. They live about 40 miles away and work in opposite directions,so two vehicles are essential. My beloved child bride saddled up and sped off to pick up SIL so he could use her car until they buy a new one. That leaves us with my four-wheeled shitbox until she gets her car back. Hope the hamster doesn’t get too tired.

THIS IS THE FUN PART
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The only good thing about getting old is you can use senility as an excuse for being harebrained.
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  1. Pistol Pete

    Boehner Touts Immigration Reform: ‘The Sooner We Do It The Better’
    This nitwit is hellbent on destroying his own party.The Chamber of Commerce must have promised him a lot of dough to push for cheap labor.
    Yeah, I think immigration reform would help our economy, but you’ve got to secure the borders first — we’ve got a mess and I think everybody knows we’ve got a mess. Our legal system is broken, our borders aren’t secure. And then we’ve got the problem of those that are here without documents,” Boehner said.

    “It needs to be fixed,” he continued. “We’re a nation of immigrants. The sooner we do it the better off the country would be.”
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/09/18/Boehner-Immigration-Reform-Would-Help-Our-Economy

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Left blasts Clinton in secret e-mails
    The critical messages about the former first lady show that she has a long way to go to assuage skepticism from influential voices on the left.

    The Hill reviewed hundreds of emails from a progressive members only Google group called the “Gamechanger Salon,” a forum where nearly 1,500 activists, strategists and journalists debate issues and craft messaging campaigns.

    The group includes prominent Democrats, Sierra Club officials, journalists who work for The Huffington Post and The Nation magazine, senior union representatives, leaders at the Progressive Change Campaign Committee and the president of NARAL.

    All absolute smoke and mirrors.When the time comes they’ll all fall in line.They’re all cowards and blowhards without the guts to buck the party line.
    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/218134-left-blasts-hillary-clinton-in-secret-emails

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Bill Ayers: Megyn Kelly ‘Very Strange…Like a Cyborg Constructed in [the] Basement of Fox News’
    I had never even seen Megyn Kelly. She struck me as a very strange person. She’s like a cyborg constructed in [the] basement of Fox News. She’s very striking, but very metallic, very cold. Her eyes are very cold.”
    This old terrorists’ problem is he can’t handle a smart,beautiful woman after spending his life with a butt-ugly hag like Bernie Dohrn.


    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tom-johnson/2014/09/18/bill-ayers-megyn-kelly-very-strange%E2%80%A6like-cyborg-constructed-basement#sthash.VpQny033.dpuf

    If you think he can intimidate megyn,guess again.

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Reid lays out lame-duck agenda
    “We have to do something about Marketplace Fairness. That’s long, long overdue. And we’re going to do whatever it takes to get that done,” he said. “We have to do the tax extenders.”
    We have to do nominations, we have to continue that,” he said.

    “We have a lot to do in the lame duck. I don’t want to limit it to this, but these things are on my mind,” he added.

    Don’t think for a minute they won’t pull every dirty trick they can come up with.
    http://thehill.com/blogs/floor-action/senate/218218-reid-lays-out-agenda-for-lame-duck-session

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Mayor: New high school won’t be named after President Obama
    ayor Rahm Emanuel backed off Thursday from naming a new elite high school after President Barack Obama amid ongoing criticism from African-Americans who felt the honor inappropriate for a school slated for a wealthy, predominantly white part of the Near North Side..

    Instead of naming the new school after his former boss, the mayor indicated he would consider other names for the selective enrollment high school set to be built near the site of the former Cabrini-Green public housing project just northwest of downtown.

    How about: The Mumia Abu Jamal Finishing School For Cop Killers?
    That would work in Chicago.
    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-mayor-new-selective-enrollment-high-school-wont-be-named-after-president-obama-20140918-story.html#page=1

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      IOW, a high school EXACTLY like Barack Obama’s alma mater and the school his daughters attend will not be named for him, because OMG WHITE PRIVILEGE!

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Homecoming queen gives her crown to best friend who had been subjected to a cruel prank by mean girls who tried to convince her she’d been nominated when she wasn’t
    •Lillian Skinner, 17, was shocked on Friday night when her best friend was named Homecoming Queen and immediately passed the title on to her
    •The title was originally awarded to Anahi Alvarez at Grand Prairie High School in Grand Prairie, Texas
    •She and another friend, Naomi Martinez, had made a pact that if either won they would give it to Lillian
    •Lillian had been the victim of a cruel trick beforehand by some other girls who had told her she was nominated when she wasn’t
    •’Lilly won. I just ran in her place,’ said Alvarez

    Thought you might like some good news

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2761830/Homecoming-queen-gives-crown-best-friend-subjected-cruel-prank-mean-girls-tried-convince-d-nominated-wasn-t.html

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  7. Mysterious fireball over Colorado and Wyoming was Russian spy satellite Cosmos 2495. Fell just east of Greeley at 10:30pm on the 2nd, Tuesday after Labor Day. I was in Virginia, but Grunt son #1 was in Greeley at the time.
    http://www.realclearscience.com/articles/2014/09/18/mysterious_fireball_was_russian_spy_satellite_108853.html

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  8. Pistol Pete

    I’m sure Barry will send Putin a sternly-worded letter of warning.Just kidding….he won’t do anything and Vlad knows it.

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Fmr. Navy SEAL Carl Higbie: Over 90% Of Troops Do Not Support Obama
    .This comes as a shock to……no one.

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  10. Pistol Pete

    D.C. Gets an ‘F’ in Academic Achievement for Low-Income & Minority Students, says CoC Report
    Out of nine indicators of educational achievement that the District of Columbia was applicable for, D.C. received five F’s, one D+, one C+, and two A’s.
    They spend nearly $14,000/student and have a graduation rate of around 30%.During the bush years they had a voucher program to help inner city kids have a chance to go to a decent school.Then the Purple-Lipped Pussy rode in and crushed the voucher program first thing.Kids had hope for a better future.Can’t allow that.
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/ali-meyer/dc-gets-f-academic-achievement-low-income-minority-students-says-coc-report

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Kansas Court Orders Removal of Democratic Nominee for Senate From Ballot
    The Kansas Supreme Court has unanimously ruled that the name of the Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate be removed from the ballot, and the state’s top elections official says Democrats must name a new candidate, adding more uncertainty to a race that could affect Republican hopes to win a Senate majority.
    If you think they’ll name another candidate you’re fooling yourself.They wanted to get rid of a sure loser so Pat Roberts would have to face democrat-financed “independent” candidate Greg Orman who is currently leading in the polls.The democrats will pour millions into the race to try to keep their majority.

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/09/18/kansas-court-orders-removal-of-democratic-nominee-for-senate-from-ballot/

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Cops say man used banana to rob store
    The suspect then sticks the banana in a front pocket of his sweatshirt and points it toward the cashier.

    Police say the man demanded money and cigarettes, and made off with an undetermined amount of cash. The video shows him riding off on a bicycle.
    No doubt he ate the evidence….what a genius.
    http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/26565475/cops-say-man-used-banana-to-rob-store

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Congress Heads Home After Exhausting Eight Days of Work
    One vote on war and Congress is apparently all tuckered out.

    House leaders announced Thursday that they were cutting their already abbreviated fall session short and sending lawmakers back home – and onto the campaign trail – more than a week early.

    http://www.thewire.com/politics/2014/09/congress-heads-home-after-exhausting-eight-days-of-work/380442/

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Michelle Obama urges Democrats to the polls, praises Debbie Wasserman Schultz
    The first lady hit many familiar themes, including the need to encourage women, minorities and young people to vote, and she railed against “Washington” — saying midterm losses for Democrats would lead to “more conflict, more obstructionism, more lawsuits and talk about impeachment.”

    The race and impeachment cards….don’t run for office without them.
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2014/09/18/michelle-obama-urges-democrats-to-the-polls-praises-debbie-wasserman-schultz/

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Rove: GOP Establishment Can’t Win Senate Alone
    GOP strategist Karl Rove says the GOP could lose the Senate majority unless the party’s base of supporters volunteer more time and cash to the establishment’s preferred candidates.

    DO YOU KNOW ME?I SCREWED OUR BIG MONEY DONORS OUT OF $350 MILLION IN 2012 TO PISS AWAY ON THE ROMNEY CAMPAIGN AND SABOTAGE ALL CONSERVATIVE EFFORTS TO CRASH OUR LITTLE PARTY IN D.C.NOW WE NEED YOU DUMBASSES TO HELP US SCREW YOU OVER AGAIN.

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/09/18/rove-gop-establishment-cant-win-senate-alone/

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  16. Pistol Pete

    NIH Spends $72K Studying Chlamydia in Guinea Pigs
    The National Institutes of Health through the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases has given the University of Texas San Antonio $72,000 to develop a vaccine against chlamydia in guinea pigs.

    The study cites chlamydia trachomatis as “the leading cause of bacterial sexually transmitted disease worldwide.”

    WE MUST STAMP OUT THE ALARMING RATE OF GUINEA PIG STD’S….NO COST IS TOO GREAT!!!
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/melanie-hunter/nih-spends-72k-studying-chlamydia-guinea-pigs-3

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Tapper to Carney: ‘You Don’t Work for White House Anymore, You Can Be Frank’
    “What is the difficulty in getting Arab allies to kick in with military assistance? Jay, you don’t work for the White House anymore, you can be frank. What is the problem?”

    The obvious inference from the question is that Carney was less than frank when he acted as Spokesman for the Obama Administration.

    POOR CARNAGE CAN’T GET ANY LOVE FROM HIS HOMIES.
    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/tapper-carney-you-dont-work-white-house-anymore-you-can-be-frank

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Senate Democrats Vote to Approve Obama Amnesty
    Four embattled Democratic lawmakers — North Carolina senator Kay Hagan, Louisiana senator Mary Landrieu, New Hampshire senator Jeanne Shaheen, and Arkansas senator Mark Pryor — voted with Sessions after opposing the same motion earlier this year. Senator Joe Manchin (D., W.Va.) voted with Sessions both times.

    Same democrat treachery as always
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/09/senate-democrats-vote-to-approve-obama-amnesty/

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  19. Jane Dough

    Pistol, definitely one of your finer efforts today!!

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  20. Awesome tweet about Speedy Gonzales:

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    • Pistol Pete

      That was in a time when if things were broke,they fixed it,they didn’t throw it away.We’ll never see their like again.

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  21. Ruh-roh. “Talk Like a Pirate Day” goes horribly wrong for the U.S. Navy.
    http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/09/talk-like-pirate-day-fail/

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    • barnslayer

      Funny! (pssst! Destroyers don’t have hangers).

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      • Dang, Barn. I didn’t even think of that! I just read something that said most of them have flight decks (helo pads) but no hangars. Weird. I wonder where they put the birds when they land.

        I liked the part where they had the USS Alabama launch an SLBM inadvertently. Ref to Crimson Tide, I guess.

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