[CtH butting in here cuz I came to PN for first time today, prepared to post my latest blog “Sometimes you just need your Mama” and the first thing I saw was Pete’s blog title!  LOLOLOL]

My beloved child bride has been gone for a few days visiting her dad behind the cheddar curtain. He’s 95 and she worries about him constantly. Now that she’s retired she can go anytime she wants to. I don’t mind,but there is a big piece of my life that is missing whenever she’s away.
I have to bathe, dress, and feed myself.
I have to load the dirty dishes in the dishwasher.
I have to clean the blood and broken glass off the floor.(don’t ask)
Had it not been for the invention of the microwave I’d go hungry. They weren’t invented when I got my first apartment and I lived mostly on bologna and cereal. I had to eat over the kitchen sink because I didn’t have a dishwasher. The laundry would pile up until the nice lady upstairs would wash my laundry for me. I played softball 2 nights a week and when I got a pair of white socks dirty I’d throw them under my bed and buy more. They were only five bucks for six pair at K-Mart. She dug them out once and found 28 pair. She went to the kitchen and found a week-old pot of pea soup on the stove with the spoon standing straight up. I was a lounge lizard back then,not because I enjoyed drinking but when you live alone and there’s no cable life could get pretty boring. I couldn’t see doing housework because everything was just going to get dirty again,right?
DW does nearly all the cooking and cleaning in our home and never complains. That’s just the way she is. I’ve perfected the technique of tuning her out when she does complain so she doesn’t bother much anymore.
Mama’s coming home today,but she’ll be off to her daughter’s or her BFF’s tomorrow. That’s how she is.










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31 responses to “MAMA’S COMING HOME

  1. Pistol Pete

    Obama Blames Bush for ISIS!
    The nerve of that fellow. Here he is out of office five and half years and you’d think he’d cut it out by now so Obama could go ahead and become like Abraham Lincoln or something but no Bush is still messing up everything.

    Isn’t this perpetual flogging of a deceased equine getting awful tiresome?


  2. Pistol Pete


    Ahead of President Obama’s annual picnic with members of Congress, the White House prohibited television cameras and photographer access to the event. Only allowing print pool reporters were allowed to cover Obama’s speech.
    That annoyed White House reporters including ABC News reporter Jon Karl, who pointed out that it was a change from year’s past.

    These media whores have known full well who and what he was from the get-go.He uses people until he doesn’t need them anymore then he discards them.They still love him,though.Such are the elements of an abusive relationship.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Good point about abuse, Pete.

      Also please note that, as per usual, a member of the First Family is NOT at the end of the dog’s leash.


  3. Pistol Pete


    Kris Paronto and Mark Geist, two security officers who were in Benghazi on the night of the September 11, 2012 terrorist attacks, challenged liberal Democrats to come on television and tell them to their face that they were liars.

    Granddad always said:’there ain’t a dime’s worth of difference between a liar and a coward.”
    Such is the democrat party


  4. Pistol Pete

    Democrats turn on Debbie Wasserman Schultz
    Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz is in a behind-the-scenes struggle with the White House, congressional Democrats and Washington insiders who have lost confidence in her as both a unifying leader and reliable party spokesperson at a time when they need her most.
    There are a number of articles today about the Crisco Kid about to be thrown under the proverbial bus.Pity…she’s always like a bad car wreck that you find repulsive but just can’t look away.

    Read more:


  5. Pistol Pete

    Speaking Wednesday at the Congressional Picnic at the White House, President Obama took a moment to thank spouses of politicians. He said the First Lady “would be the first one to testify that being married to a politician is not easy.”
    Yeah,wearing designer clothes,taking monthly vacations on the taxpayers dime and shoving lobster into your cavernous maw is such a drudge,isn’t it?


  6. At least Mama hasn’t tried to use grenade launchers to get your attention.

    California school district reluctantly gives up grenade launchers the Pentagon gave them; keeps rifles and MRAP.


  7. Pistol Pete

    Obama: ‘America Is Now Positioned Better than We Could Have Ever Imagined’
    If we continue to act in the interests of all of us and if every once in awhile we set aside politics and try to get something done, there is no doubt that we can make sure our schools work better, there is no doubt that we can make sure that our roads and our bridges and our infrastructure works the way that it should.

    translation:I’m not yet finished with tearing this country apart.


  8. Pistol Pete

    Barbra Streisand: Obama Is “Like A Greek Tragedy… They Always Try To Bring Down The Gods”…
    Speaking of politics, have you spoken to Hillary Clinton whether she’ll run for president?

    Streisand: I would love her to run. I think we have advanced with Obama, and I think people are giving him a hard time, which is not fair because this Affordable Care Act is working and it’s going to help a lot of people. But it’s like Greek tragedy, you know, they always try to bring down the gods, bring down the kings, bring down the leaders.

    Two bits says she’s getting wet panties dreaming of the Klintoons back in the house so she can get a big dose of Bubba.


  9. Pistol Pete

    Video: Al Gore’s Microphone Fails While Quoting Jesus On Word “Hypocrite”…
    Tell me God doesn’t have a sense of humor


  10. Pistol Pete

    Baltimore Sheriff Candidate: “White People Should Just Shut the F*ck Up”
    A man running for Baltimore County sheriff on an “anti-police brutality platform” raised some eyebrows with his recent comments, saying, “white people should just shut the f*ck up” because they’re “the most violent people on the planet.”

    <img src="wiggins for sheriff” alt=”” />


  11. Pistol Pete

    Cruz Warns: ‘Lame Duck’ Could Include Amnesty Push
    “They want to tax the internet and they know the only way to get that done is to do it during a lame duck with members of congress who have just been defeated at the polls and are not coming back, because there is no longer any accountability from the voters.”

    Obama knows he can get away with amnesty by royal decree.An internet tax would take a conspiracy.


  12. Pistol Pete

    Boehner and Pelosi Unite to Pass Bill Funding Planned Parenthood, Obamacare, Syrian Revolutionaries
    The bill passed 319 to 108 with four members not voting. But there were not enough Republican members to pass the bill without significant support from Democrats. While Pelosi sided with the Republican leadership and voted for the bill, 53 Republicans joined with 55 Democrats in voting against it.


  13. Pistol Pete

    Shaking And Trembling’ Boxer Is All Verklempt over Questioning of Kerry

    ‘I think it’s shocking and a sad state of affairs that we heard just now–such angry comments aimed at you, Mr. Secretary.’
    Boxer’s comments came after Sen. Bob Corker (R., Tenn.) said, “We have three senators, president, vice president, secretary of state, that are exercising terrible judgment right now,” in regard to the proposed strategy to fight ISIL.

    Is is just me,or is Babs looking a little hagg-ard?


  14. Pistol Pete

    Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson: Don’t Vote for “Ripping Fetuses Out of Their Mother’s Womb”
    There are about 90 to 100 million of us who claim Jesus. The problem is only half of you register to vote and out of the half of you that registers to vote, only half of that group actually goes and votes….

    Therefore, when you’re looking up there and griping and complaining about what you see in Washington, D.C., you might as well shut up. The reason they’re there is we’re putting them there. If you don’t get anything else out of this, remember this — register to vote for crying out loud…


  15. Pistol Pete

    The People Who Organized Occupy Wall Street Are Now Suing Each Other

    The movement descends into litigation. “We can either go and beat him up or we can go to court.”
    “And quite frankly if we go and beat him up then we could end up with countersuits against us, and that puts us in a more damaging position and we don’t really want to do that anyway.”

    Doncha love it when the leftards eat their own?


    • chrissythehyphenated

      And it’s such a tempest in a tea pot too … fighting over who has control over the twitter account name of a moribund group that was astroturf from the get go.


  16. Pistol Pete

    New Target Ad Features Toddler with Two Dads
    This crap is getting wearisome.
    My family is done shopping at Target


  17. chrissythehyphenated

    Booyah! Gardner leads Udall by 8 in latest Q poll. 40% to 48% among likely Colorado voters.


  18. chrissythehyphenated

    “15 suspected Muslim terrorists arrested in Sydney. Police say a random attack against the public was imminent.”


  19. chrissythehyphenated

    CNN FAIL: Math is hard


  20. I ain’t criticizing. I’m just glad the Archbishop of Canterbury is taking some gaff heat away from Pope Frankly!