Got my business finished this morning. Feeling fine. Just fine. Are you fine? I’m fine,just fine. Drained my 40 oz. thermal mug of coffee….twice. Doing fine,just fine. Started hearing colors. Put the mug down and backed away. As soon as I finish this,I’m going to lay down and get some sleep. Or maybe have a psychotic episode. Might be fun. Do you think so? I think so. I’m fine,just fine.












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44 responses to “WHAT TIME WAS IT YESTERDAY???

  1. Pistol Pete

    As the World Crumbles the Media Ponders What Brand of Coffee the White House Serves
    I did not see this at IOTW until after I did my first post this morning.That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

    Read more at http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=252288#4AMSOuy8kjlsA1XW.99


    • Did they work that into their sympathy stories about how stressed and overworked he is? How he’s taking all this war talk so seriously, and how he might get depressed and need another vacation? That stuff cracks me up.


  2. Pistol Pete

    US to send 3,000 troops to Ebola danger zone as Obama administration shuffles military’s mission in Africa
    U.S. Africa Command warns servicemen and women: ‘Avoid nonessential travel to Sierra Leone, Guinea, and Liberia’
    Pentagon is drawing flak for sending 25-bed ‘field-deployable hospital’ that is meant to treat health care workers, not civilian victims

    There are only two reasons I can think of for this,given obama’s disgust with the military:
    either plan on exposing thousands of soldiers to Ebola to spread it
    or offer potential hostages to his terrorist buddies.
    But thats just me.



  3. Pistol Pete

    Hillary to Immigration Activists: ‘Elect More Democrats’
    Hillary Clinton was confronted on the rope line after an event today in Iowa by immigration activists. Her response: “You know, I think we have to elect more Democrats.”

    Clinton’s response about electing more Democrats was in response to a question about whether she “stand[s] by the president’s delay on immigration.”

    Clinton ignored follow-up questions.


  4. Pistol Pete

    Poll: Greg Orman leads Pat Roberts in Kansas
    To explain:
    Chad Taylor,the official democrat candidate has virtually no chance of winning.He tried to drop out,but a judge wouldn’t allow it.The dems sensing the weakness in their guy,bankrolled an “independent” candidate named Greg Orman.Make no mistake,there’s nothing independent about him.
    I would counsel you to be reticent about hopes for a republican ‘tsunami’ in November.Democrats know how to cheat to keep control.Pat Roberts is a long-time GOP senator and a decent man.If Kansas turns blue,what does that say?



  5. Pistol Pete

    U.N. to dump flood of Muslim refugees on U.S.

    ‘Several thousand in the pipeline, and that number will go up’

    Displaced Syrians will likely make up the next big wave of Muslim refugees coming to America.

    Since the early 1990s, the United Nations high commissioner for refugees has selected 200,000 to 250,000 refugees from Islamic countries to be resettled in the United States. Most of them have come from Somalia and Iraq.



  6. Pistol Pete

    DNC ad uses Obama to rally black voters
    The radio ad titled “Obstruction” released Monday laments the opposition Obama has faced from congressional Republicans. It is aimed at black voters and will run on African-American radio stations nationwide.
    Blacks are about the only people left who believe what this dickhead says.
    Democrats exploit their ignorance to their full advantage.


  7. Pistol Pete

    Abortionist: “It’s Great” That 98% of the Babies He Aborted Were Hispanic
    “Ninety-eight percent were Hispanics,” Minto told NPR radio, “I would go days where I wouldn’t speak English because they were all Spanish speakers — which is great.”

    Minto, who says he averaged more than 4000 each year, admits that he has had emergencies related to his abortions. Two of his patients have had to go to the hospital, he says.


  8. Pistol Pete

    Pelosi: Democrats Bear No Blame For ‘Do-Nothing Congress’
    Delusional wore does interview with Frank Sinatra’s alleged bastard son on a network with less viewers than a bad infomercial.Ther is video,but I read the transcript….
    that was bad enough


  9. chrissythehyphenated



  10. Pistol Pete

    How Illegal Immigrant Juveniles Will Serve the Democrat Party
    According to the Census Bureau, from just 2000 to 2010 the U.S. Hispanic or Latino population grew by 15 million. This amounted to a growth rate of 43% in just ten years and produced 30 Congressional Representatives. It is crucial to understand that this government-promoted invasion was done by the DNM to benefit their public-sector unions and maintain the populations of their cities.
    In summary, just three metro areas, New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles, dominated the Latino metro growth from 1980 to 2000. This is why Obama flies and buses them to metro areas.



  11. chrissythehyphenated

    Here’s a little something to make you go Hmmm. I have an app on my computer that lets me see where in the world the server for the site I’m at is physically located. Today, I noticed that the National Review is in Costa Rica. NATIONAL Review. Costa Rica.


  12. Pistol Pete

    Morning Joke needed a nap worse than I do.


  13. chrissythehyphenated

    Love the cup/helmet graphic, but I know for a personal fact that it’s wrong. In the dates, not in the thought. LOL This is my dad. It was taken when he was BMOC at Hobart College, Geneva, NY, in the 1930s. (It should now be obvious where I get my hair!)

    And yes .. duh .. I do realize he isn’t wearing a helmet. He also wasn’t playing, but posing. In other photos the family has (but not on my computer), he is wearing a helmet like this:


  14. Jim Goad at TakiMag: Is Hillary really a carpet muncher and should it matter to us? Short answers: yes and yes.


  15. Pistol Pete

    CLASSY: Waitress Claims Floyd Mayweather Stiffed Her After Winning $32Mil Fight
    Floyd “Money” Mayweather did not share A PENNY of the $32 MILLION he earned Saturday night with the waitress who served him $25,000 worth of booze and chicken wings … TMZ has learned.

    Nik Nguyen tells TMZ … she thought she’d hit the jackpot when Floyd walked into Rehab at the Hard Rock Sunday afternoon with around 150 people. Floyd and crew ordered:

    5 bottles of Patrone – $2,375
    3 Grey Goose – $1,425
    6 bottles of Ciroc – $2,850
    20 bottles of Luc Belaire Rose champagne – $11,500
    1 6-liter bottle of Luc Belaire Rose – $6,500
    200 chicken wings – $600
    1 fruit platter – $55

    TOTAL BILL: $25,305.

    I can personally testify to the pathology inherent in blacks about tipping.I worked part time at Dominos and Pizza Hut…never got a nickle from any of them.
    in college I worked as a waiter and cringed when a mob of them came in.Half sent their food back-too cold,not done,don’t taste right;My fork is dirty.Fill my glass.
    The tactic is to be so loud and abrasive the manager feels compelled to comp their meal to get them to shut the hell up.They leave with full bellies and full pockets.Its the truth,I swear.


  16. Pistol Pete

    Field Organizer For WV Dem Party Poses In Keffiyeh With Imitation AK47, Posts Pro-Terrorist, Anti-Israel Rants On Social Media…Update: Oopsie, He Deletes His Facebook Account
    In addition to being a Field Organizer for the West Virginia Democratic Party, Collin Peterson is also a staffer for Rep. Nick Rahall, D-West Virginia. No problem with him holding a rifle or what looks like an AK47 imitation airsoft gun. Lot of issue with him appearing to “play terrorist” and post other pro-terrorist imagery:

    The gun is a toy…I can tell.
    Wonder what its like to be a complete ass and never pay any price for it.



  17. Pistol Pete

    ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star Prays, Cha-Chas and Wows ‘Dancing’ Judges
    In the televised clip Sadie’s father, Willie Robertson says, “Father, so thankful for everything you give us. Thank you for Sadie and I pray that she does well in this competition. In Christ we pray. Amen.”
    this kid is really talented….and she’s drop-dead gorgeous.


  18. Pistol Pete

    Judge Jeanine destroys Obama’s “ISIL is not Islamic” claim – “Who do you think you are? Jack Bauer?”


  19. Pistol Pete

    Student Forced to Change “Virginity Rocks” T-Shirt – It’s Offensive
    When she was called to the office Chloe said the administration was worried her shirt would start sexual conversations in class. She said her vice principal told her, ‘I love the shirt, and I agree with it. But, I just don’t think it is acceptable for school. It opens up too many doors for conversations
    PC has the whole damn country terrified to stand up for their faith.


  20. Pistol Pete

    When a Man Allegedly Tried to Rob a Family-Owned Convenience Store, a Son Stepped Up to Defend His Folks
    I wanted to make the threat go away,” he told the Houston Chronicle. ”My family, their lives, were in my hands. I had to protect them.”

    And protect them he did.
    Seth shot the masked man, first in the leg and later, after Seth claimed the man refused to drop his weapon, again as the man was pressed up against a vending machine.

    The alleged robber died at the scene.
    Another citizen makes a donation to the taxpayer relief fund.



  21. Pistol Pete

    RGIII’s T-Shirt: ‘No Jesus, No Peace;’ NFL: No Wear
    Washington Redskins’ quarterback Robert Griffin III, who dislocated his ankle in Sunday’s game against the Jacksonville Jaguars, entered the room for a post-game press conference wearing a T-shirt that said “[K]No[w] Jesus, [K]No[w] Peace” but turned it inside-out before speaking to reporters.

    Video and photographic images show Griffin entering the room wearing the shirt–showing its emphatically Christian inscription–and then making remarks at the podium while wearing the shirt turned inside out so that the inscription did not show.


  22. Pistol Pete

    About Halfway Through This Video It Becomes Clear Why Coca-Cola’s New Ad Has Received More Than One Million Views in Just Days
    A new ad released in the Philippines by Coca-Cola has amassed more than 1 million views in just days — and about halfway through the video, it becomes clear why.

    The ad, published on YouTube Thursday, shows a series of individuals answer one question: who are the people you say thank you to everyday?


    I thought this was a cool way to end.Either I’m hallucinating or the IE browser is trying to eat Google Chrome.
    I really recommend you watch this one.


  23. In the spirit of “Took a picture of myself naked… with the lights off,” I give you I Don’t Look Good Naked Anymore by The Snake Oil Willie Band.

    Thank goodness this doesn’t apply to any of us, right?