Some funny stuff,some serious,just throw everything in a dish. Granny served up some really bizarre meals that way.
Not a lot of real hard news on the interwebs today,just a lot of opinions. And,yes,Granny had one for that,too:
“Opinions are like a**holes… everybody’s got one and nobody wants to hear from yours.”
[Graphic created and inserted by CtH, who is deeply grateful she was NOT drinking hot coffee when she read this latest Granny-ism.]
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Benghazi Victim’s Mom Addresses Heroes Who Tried to Save Her Son: “You’re the Son I Don’t Have”
“I want to do things for you. I don’t want to vent to you. You guys are wonderful. You’re the son that I don’t have anymore. … I want to give you all a big kiss and a hug,” she said.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/09/benghazi-victims-mom-addresses-heroes-who-tried-to-save-her-son-youre-the-son-i-dont-have-video/
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Coming to a Street Near You…..
This is not an uncommon sight in European cities such as London, Paris and Brussels, and usually followed by anti-government demonstrations by the more radical members of the groups.
this is in NEW YORK CITY
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Sarah Palin and Family Allegedly Involved in Giant Drunken Brawl at Snowmobile Party
There were a number of reports about this. After investigating I surmised what happened was that one of Willow’s ex-boyfriends showed up acting a fool. Track,the Iraq war vet,is a true mama grizzly cub and defended his little sis. This family has a perpetual target on their back and have to defend themselves constantly.
This was written by man-repellent trash Tina Nguyen,AKA Wonkette,who takes out her sexual frustration on this clan of patriots. You’d think by now she’d have found a lonely caribou or something.
This is worth reading just for the jaw-dropping hatred.
http://www.mediaite.com/online/sarah-palin-and-family-allegedly-involved-in-giant-drunken-brawl-at-snowmobile-party/
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TY for reading that for me. I saw the headline and gave it a big miss. Glad to hear the context without having to expose my delicate princess ears to vileness.
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I didn’t get a chance to read it all, but my perception was the same as yours. A whole lot of hatred still out there for this family who never did anything bad to anybody. Some really emotionally damaged people in the lefty blogosphere. Thanks for the interp, Pete!
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Obama losing the confidence of key parts of the coalition that elected him
As if he needs them anymore,right?
“He’s been faced with a lot of challenges, and he’s lost his way,” Cole said in an interview. She worries that Obama lacks the resolve needed at a time when things at home and abroad are looking scarier.
gag me.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/obama-losing-the-confidence-of-key-parts-of-the-coalition-that-elected-him/2014/09/11/18a1c2da-391b-11e4-bdfb-de4104544a37_story.html
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Cops: Shoplifter Used Walmart Motorized Wheelchair Cart As Her Getaway Vehicle
I used one of these this morning.I don’t believe you can go two miles on a battery charge.
After stealing $600 worth of merchandise from Walmart, a Michigan woman made her getaway on one of the store’s motorized wheelchairs, according to cops who collared her two miles from the retailer.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/Walmart-scooter-as-getaway-vehicle-687231
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IS Punishes Cigarette Traders in Mosul
Those who steal are punished by having their hands chopped off. The five daily prayers of Islam are mandatory for everyone. Drugs, alcohol and cigarettes are forbidden, as they do not align with the extremist Islamic views of purity.
“IS insurgents have put 30 lashes as punishment for vendors selling or trading cigarettes,” said a source from Ninevah Province. “From now on, IS insurgents will apply the punishment on the people of the areas under its control.”
What a waste of tobacco!The democrats could buy a lot of votes from homeless types with those cigs.Thats how they do it in Milwaukee.
http://basnews.com/en/News/Details/IS-Punishes-Cigarette-Traders-in-Mosul-/33688
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Susan Rice: I’ll tell you when you can call it a war.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/09/12/Susan-Rice-It-s-Not-A-War-Because-We-Don-t-Have-Combat-Boots-On-The-Ground/
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Can hardly post this one with a straight face…
New Zealand’s first straight same-sex wedding infuriates gay activists who say it “trivialises” marriage.
http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/travis_and_matt/
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WE NEED TO ORGANIZE A HETEROSEXUAL PRIDE PARADE!
Block off the streets.Parade down the street with American flags,hard hats and work boots.
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Shock liberals! Hold hands with your opposite sex significant other! Kiss him/her on the mouth in public!
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Now that’s funny. 🙂
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MO Legislature Overrides Governor’s Veto, Ratifies Statute Mandating 72-Hour Waiting Period for All Abortions
The new requirement will take effect 30 days after Wednesday’s vote by the Republican-led Legislature, overruling the veto of Democratic Gov. Jay Nixon. He had denounced the measure as “extreme and disrespectful” toward women.
No,Jay.What’s extreme and disrespectful is your sorry ass standing next to St. Mikey’s birth units and demanding punishment for a Freguson police officer before there were any facts known.
As far as we’re concerned you can go forth and reproduce…by yourself.
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/danieldoherty/2014/09/11/mo-legislature-overrides-governor-enacts-72-hour-waiting-period-for-abortions-n1890509
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The law requires you have 3 days to rethink a vacuum cleaner purchase. But 3 days to make a non-refundable decision to slaughter your unborn child? EXTREMISM! War on Women!
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San Diego cabbies cry foul over body odor test
Leaders of the United Taxi Workers of San Diego union say the litmus perpetuates a stereotype that predominantly foreign-born taxi drivers smell bad. A 2013 survey of 331 drivers by San Diego State University and Center on Policy Initiatives found 94 percent were immigrants and 65 percent were from East Africa.
I guess Abdul and Samir don’t notice the smell since they keep goats as lovers.
I may have ridden i na cab once 50 years ago.Don’t plan to do it again.
http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/San-Diego-cabbies-cry-foul-over-body-odor-test-5749800.php
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This is really funny until you stop to think some of these progs vote.
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LMAO!
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Florida Man Falls Asleep While Robbing Home, Cops Share Hilarious Photos
Even Florida cops think Florida criminals are dumb: the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office posted photos of their latest Dumb Criminal on their Facebook page, a man who was robbing a house when he decided to take a nap, because why not, the bed was there.
http://www.mediaite.com/online/florida-man-falls-asleep-while-robbing-home-cops-share-hilarious-photos/
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School bans ‘unsupervised cartwheels’ on playground
Two children at the school have been injured recently – one broke a wrist, the other was kicked in the head – while performing “cheerleader type stunts,” prompting principal Gwen Sands to issue a ban on Monday in the school’s newsletter, SunshineCoastDaily.au reports.
The West was not won with a registered cartwheel!
http://eagnews.org/school-bans-unsupervised-cartwheels-on-playground/
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“Missy, is that an unapproved cartwheel you just did? Git yer butt to the principal’s office.” Hehe!
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If a child is going to break a wrist doing a cartwheel, I really don’t see how “supervision by a trained PE teacher ” is going to stop it. And isn’t the teacher doing the supervising just as likely to get kicked in the head, too?
Things have gone too far.
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My elementary PE teacher “supervised” the playground. After I took a bad fall on to the macadam and was knocked unconscious long enough for a whole crowd to gather before I woke up, he told me I should go home.
I’m still wondering, 50 years later, what part of “unconscious following head trauma” would lead an adult to determine that walking home alone, crossing streets and possibly arriving at an empty house, was a good plan.
Based on 7 years of experience with this abusive jackass, my guess is he neither gave a thought nor a crap. In fact, I’m fairly certain he hated children. Dodge ball was the worst. He like to play on one team and fire those red rubber balls at little kids as hard as he could. If he managed to make someone cry, he’d laugh.
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They should never have hired Bill Maher for an elementary school teaching position like that. 😉 It’s amazing how bad some teachers are. I just heard about my old football coach (& health teacher) passing away and getting honored at the high school. All I could do was cringe. He gave me some of my worst memories. Nothing criminal, thankfully – just humiliation. Luckily, there are many really good teachers out there.
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Well, if he is still among the living, let us hope that he gets one of those kicks in he face from a cartwheeling dervish.
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Chrissy, we had one of those sadistic PE teachers when I was a kid, too. She gave me some of my unhappiest childhood memories.
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Can Obama wage war without consent of Congress?
On the cusp of intensified air strikes in Iraq and Syria, President Barack Obama is using the legal grounding of the Congressional authorizations President George W. Bush relied on more than a decade ago to go to war. But Obama has made no effort to ask Congress to explicitly authorize his own conflict.
He hasn’t given two dimes since he slithered on his belly into the Spite House.
http://washingtonexaminer.com/can-obama-wage-war-without-consent-of-congress/article/feed/2164170
at least he has horns now instead of that insipid halo.
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Kirk fundraising off ‘rumor’ Michelle Obama will run for his seat
It’s even doubtful President Barack Obama and the first family will immediately return to Chicago after leaving the White House, since youngest daughter Sasha will still be in high school here in January 2017, when a new president is sworn in.
Kirk is a moderates’ moderate.He’s best friends with Big Dick Dirtball.Mooch is far too lazy to actually do anything that required effort.Bedises,how big a senators’ ffice would she need for her secret service detail,her 30 handmaidens and that humungous back porch of hers?
http://politics.suntimes.com/article/washington/kirk-fundraising-rumor-michelle-obama-will-run-his-seat/thu-09112014-202pm
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Filthy Muslim throws brick at dogs…real bad idea:
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Rockland intruder discovered cooking in stranger’s k
Police officers responded to the residence about 1:40 a.m., after the homeowner was engaged in a brief scuffle with the intruder, John Dalton, 69, who had forced his way into the residence through a side door, said Rockland police Lt. Nick Zeoli.
“(Dalton) decided to cook some corn on the cob on the individual’s stove top,” said Zeoli.
http://www.enterprisenews.com/article/20140910/NEWS/140919194/0/SEARCH
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Duck Dynasty’s Phil Defines ‘Safe’ Sex: A Faithful Married Couple
“And I’m thinking, well, let’s see now,” said Robertson, “a clean guy, a disease-free guy and a disease-free woman, they marry and they keep their sex between the two of them — uh, they’re not going to get chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis and AIDS. It’s safe.”
I have a sneaking feeling Phil gets a naughty thrill out of driving leftards up a proverbial wall.
http://cnsnews.com/news/article/michael-w-chapman/duck-dynasty-s-phil-defines-safe-sex-faithful-married-couple
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Most Epic Nerf Battle of All Time.
Here’s one for your collection, Pete. Hope this video display doesn’t take up too much bandwidth.
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I’m worried about the next generation after seeing this!
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Well, they’re British, so you have to take that into account. 😉 Things have changed from the cap pistol days!
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Agreed.And I would argue NOT for the better.
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I love casseroles! I even love them in the blue and white Corningware dishes. I like to eat them and I used to love that I could “make dinner” in the morning while I was waiting for the children to dress and get ready to go. I loved coming in after a hard day, with the kids starving, and homework to supervise, and being able to turn on the oven and start doing other things. These days, if I make a casserole it takes my husband and me about 3 days to finish it up. I like leftovers a lot, too. I like to cook, but I just do not like to cook at the end of a work day.
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I raised my kids on casseroles — they’re a lifesaver for a mom with babies and small children. They’re easy to make ahead AND there’s a lot less cleanup afterward.
I had a bunch of those blue-and-white corning ware dishes years ago (got most of them as wedding gifts)… sadly, only two of them survive. If I had the energy to go shopping, I’d look for more like them at antique stores and resale shops.
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I saw a lot of these Gadsden license plates when I was in Virginia a few weeks ago. Hugely popular. Maybe they’re not hopeless!
http://weaselzippers.us/199550-virginias-dont-tread-on-me-license-plates-a-huge-success/
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Adrienne has a couple of Rodinator ads on her site that are pretty hilarious. Warning, some cute stuffed gopher toys were used to comic effect in these videos.
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