Is that aliteration or a simile?I can’t remember anymore.

The semi bringing the papers from Chicago was more than an hour late because of a wreck on the interstate. It rained all morning. Every time I rolled down the window to deliver a paper I got soaked. There was a time that would bother me.

I woke up this morning. I had the strength to get up and go earn a little money. DW fixed a nice lunch and I can still do this. It’s all good.




I started working at a McDonalds clone in 1966. The hamburgers were $.12 and the cheeseburgers were $.15. I made the princely sum of $.90/hr. And worked damn hard to get it. But I never complained.







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  1. Pistol Pete

    Fun: Senate Dems Whine When GOP Calls Their Bluff on Show Vote
    Senate Democrats are hopping mad because Republicans have complicated their game plan to stage a series of quixotic, poll-tested, pre-election show votes. The GOP’s specific sin? Agreeing to proceed to a debate on the first proposed measure — which just happens to be a Constitutional Amendment imposing unprecedented new federal limits on political speech



  2. Pistol Pete

    Report: Wife’s weeping over anti-union law drove Democratic DA to target Republican governor’s staff and conservative activists with five-year investigation
    Milwaukee DA John Chisholm pursued Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker’s staff and 29 conservative nonprofits for years
    Walker-backed laws curbing unions’ power provoked a labor-led 2012 recall effort that narrowly failed
    Chisholm widened his investigation 18 times as the controversy raged, hunting Walker’s allies with pre-dawn suburban raids
    Armed police seized computers, phones, the governor’s private emails with donors – including Donald Trump – and even a child’s iPad.
    Chisholm told a fellow prosecutor that he was motivated by weeping complaints from his wife, a schoolteacher and labor shop steward whose union stood to lose if Walker’s policies prevailed.



  3. Pistol Pete

    Ferguson Reforms Met With Rancor at City Meeting
    The Ferguson City Council announced a set of proposals this week that include reducing the revenue from court fines used for general city operations and reforming court procedures. Critics say reliance on court revenue and traffic fines to fund city services more heavily penalizes low-income defendants who can’t afford private attorneys and who are often jailed for not promptly paying those fines.

    The city also plans to establish a citizens’ review board to help guide the police department

    What the city council fails to take into account is that these savages will not be satisfied with less than Ofc. Wilson’s blood.literally.he has already been pre-judged by the mob and all thats left is the punishment.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Applying their own logic – “I hate you so you should suffer” – takes all the wind out of their “slavery and lynching were wrong” argument. Oh wait. I said “logic.” Never mind.


  4. Pistol Pete

    Audio of President Obama Telling Bob Woodward “We Can Absorb a Terrorist Attack”
    unfortunately we are probably going to find out before he’s finally gone.


  5. Pistol Pete

    Feds Force Public Schools To Enroll Illegal Immigrant Children With No Medical Screening
    In the event that any of these thousands of Central American children are carrying communicable diseases, experts claim, any subsequent health crisis will likely first manifest itself within a public school environment.

    What does Obama care if kids get diseases from these young democrat voters-in-waiting?

    That’s alarming news. But wait! There’s more!



    • chrissythehyphenated

      I’d bet they WANT an epidemic. Any and every crisis that can help bring on martial law and the End Times is exactly what their real boss has been working toward for the past century.


  6. Pistol Pete

    Jay Carney Joins CNN as Political Commentator
    it was either here or MSLSD.This pathetic turd isn’t qualified to work anywhere else.


  7. Pistol Pete

    President Obama Rejected From Top NY Golf Courses Over Labor Day Weekend: Sources
    The Trump National Golf Club, the Winged Foot and Willow Ridge were among some of the elite courses that rebuffed the president’s request to tee off there, according to several sources who were told about the president’s advance team’s calls to the club managers.

    The 1% would not be inconvenienced over the holiday by Barry barging into their club.beautiful.



  8. Pistol Pete

    NBC’s Chuck Todd: Obama’s Low Approval On Foreign Policy Is Hurting 2014 Dems
    Maybe this cycle even rigging the voting machines and the vans full of multi-voters may save the liberals’ vacon.


  9. Pistol Pete

    Obama: Copping Out and Checking Out
    When the going gets tough, Obama gets going. When faced with challenges he just goes AWOL. This was a behavior liberal Washington Post columnist Ruth Marcus presciently noted years ago:

    He didn’t want to get mired in legislative details during the health-care debate for fear of repeating the Clinton administration’s prescriptive, take-ours-or-leave-it approach. He doesn’t want to go first on proposing entitlement reform because history teaches that this is not the best route to a deal.



  10. Pistol Pete

    UNDOF commander: Filipinos’ defiance unprofessional
    The Indian commander of the United Nations’ (UN) peacekeeping force broke his silence on the Philippine military’s accusations that he misguidedly ordered besieged Filipino troops to surrender their arms to rebels in Golan Heights over the weekend.

    In an interview with a Noida-based newspaper, UN Disengagement Observer Force Commander Lt. Gen. Iqbal Singh Singha criticized the defiance of the 40 trapped Filipino peacekeepers as “non-professional

    I don’t think those Filipino soldiers gave a rats ass about whether this curry-breathed cat-eater thought about their ‘professionalism.’They wanted to keep their heads attatched to their bodies.Good for them.



  11. Pistol Pete

    Garrett pointed out the president has already ruled out combat boots on the ground, following ISIS into Syria and is not planning any announcements on timelines or costs so he asked, “Why should anyone watch?”

    Garrett is one of the only non-boot lickers in the press corps.He works for CBS now,but he came from Fox news.


  12. Pistol Pete

    Mike Brown Attorneys Asked About Officer Wilson Eye Fracture
    We ain’t heard nuttin’ ’bout dat.We ain’t care.All we wants is white blood and money.Lotsa money.


  13. Pistol Pete

    Michael Moore: Obama ‘A Huge Disappointment,’ Will Be Known As ‘First Black President’
    That’s it, Mr. Obama. A hundred years from now, ‘he was the first black American that got elected president,’ and that’s it.”

    Well,duh.thats the only reason the media fell head over heels for him and why 90% of liberals voted for him.

    I used to have a pet hamster.I would watch him stuff food into the pouches in his cheeks until they bulged.This fat slob could pack away enough to feed a small country
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  14. Pistol Pete

    Harry Reid: Obama ‘knows how to destroy terrorists’
    Only if by “terrorists” he means soldiers,working middle class whites,small businesses and gun owners.


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  16. Pistol Pete

    Government Shutdown? GOP Prepping “Clean” Budget Resolution
    A stopgap funding bill to avoid a government shutdown on Oct. 1 will be released Tuesday afternoon, House Appropriations Committee Chairman Hal Rogers (R-Ky.) said.

    The democrats are spoiling for a fight.Thats a given.Reid will use this bill the way he has the 350-odd that the House has already passed-to wipe his crusty sphincter.
    Shortly before the election Obama wants to announce a shutdown and threaten to withhold entitlement payments.That would be calculated to enrage the parasites and forestall a complete rout in the election.


  17. Pistol Pete

    Army officer is told not to enter his daughter’s high school because he’s wearing his uniform
    Sherwood, who has served in the Army for 24 years, was told by Rochester Adams High School security that if he wanted to get into the school with his daughter he was going to have to go home and change his clothes.
    Security told him men and women in uniform weren’t allowed because it may offend another student.”

    I swear to the Living God I have had it up to here with this PC BULLSHIT!!
    Disrspect a warrior because the uniform he wears “might offend another student?”
    Pity they don’t understand he fights to defend their right to be brainless nincompoops.



    • freedom1781

      This would never happen at my daughter’s school. At her school’s open house, I saw cops (with guns! oh the horror!) and soldiers in uniform at school with their kids. No one has a problem with it. But, then again, I live out in the country with a bunch of rednecks. (That’s the way I like it, thankyaverymuch…!)

      Yesterday, I picked my daughter from school and while I was waiting on DD to come to the school front office, I looked up and saw a giant sign that said “In God We Trust.” In a public school. Woo-hoo!!


      • Pistol Pete

        Shhh……don’t let Eric Holder know.He’d have an atheist file suit to have that sign removed.


      • There’s a gun shop / pistol range nearby that me and the sons go to, and they have a big bronze plate right outside the front door that says “In God We Trust.” I love that place.


        • chrissythehyphenated

          The school has apologized to the family. Apparently, this egregious behavior was totally the responsibility of some anti-military rent-a-cops the school had hired. It makes little sense to me that a rent-a-cop would object to a military uniform. My guess is that the dipwad who did this was either turned down by the military or washed out of boot camp and thought he could use his rent-a-cop authority for payback. It reminds me of that horrible ship’s captain in Mr. Roberts. “Oh boy!”


  18. Pistol Pete

    51 and pregnant
    Tracey Kahn is a successful publicist. She is single, lives in a beautiful apartment in Manhattan, has a 2-year-old daughter, and is pregnant with again. She is 51.

    “I feel great, and I’m so excited, and so is my family,” Kahn says.

    And Kahn is not alone. A growing number of women putting off motherhood until middle age, especially in New York City, where younger women are career driven and put off growing a family.

    OK,so how many of you ladies are craving to have another baby?
    She’ll be a spry 70 when her child graduates.



  19. Pistol Pete

    This American soldier played the Star Spangled Banner on his guitar during the goat humpers’ call to prayer in Afghanistan….just to piss them off.my only regret is that he only had a small amp.Get him a double set of Marshall Stacks,like every rock band uses and iin that desert the sound can be heard for 30 miles.They’re that loud.
    I think its cool anyway.


  20. chrissythehyphenated

    Princeton is considering treating freshman at an Ivy League university like pre-schoolers. Unbelievable. Or not. This is Year 7 in the Age of Obama.



  21. chrissythehyphenated

    “A guy was wearing a dress at his friend’s funeral.” Tissue alert! This is not at all what it seems at first glance. Please read. It will uplift you on this sad, dark day.



  22. chrissythehyphenated

    Another bipartisan bill for Crazy Do Nothing Harry Reid to use for fuel on his Koch Brothers effigy bonfire.

    From Tom Reed, “Yesterday the House passed a bipartisan bill we co-sponsored; the Waters of the United States Regulatory Overreach Protection Act. The bill would uphold the federal-state partnership to regulate the nation’s waters by preserving existing rights and responsibilities. We need to make sure local control is maintained by the people on the ground, who know best – not the bureaucrats in DC.”



  23. chrissythehyphenated

    Sept 9, 2014: The Obama administration announced today that it will continue its efforts to force a group of Catholic nuns to either violate their religious convictions or else pay crippling fines to the IRS. The Little Sisters of the Poor operate 30 homes for the elderly poor in the U.S. If Obama wins this fight, the Little Sisters will be forced to close, leaving the old people at the mercy of ObamaCare.