Daily Archives: September 10, 2014

America Gears Up for Most Epic Obama Speech Drinking Game; ERs On Alert

DISCLAIMER: This blog does NOT encourage anyone to drink alcohol or consume any intoxicants during Presidential speeches. Also, it should be kept in mind that discharging firearms toward TV sets is always dangerous and should never be attempted, especially if children are present, even if your aim is good.
President Barack Obama Makes Key Speech In Cairo
Emergency rooms across America are bracing for an unprecedented influx of alcohol poisoning cases in the wake of President Obama’s speech tonight beginning at 9pm ET. As always, there will be a half-hour delay in the actual beginning of the speech as the White House staff locates the President and gets him changed out of his golf clothes, so the speech will not commence until 9:30pm ET. This extra half hour delay is a particular concern to hospital staffs because it allows Americans to engage in “pre-game” drinking as they wait in front of their TVs and listen to news anchors fill empty time with chatter about the President’s ‘challenges.’

As with all of President Obama’s speeches, Las Vegas odds-makers and conservative pundits are calculating the probabilities of the usual buzzwords being used.  This time, however, the level of hopelessness of the ISIS situation combined with the narrow focus advertised for this speech make it virtually certain that everyone knows ahead of time what he will propose and exactly which pseudo-military buzzwords and phrases he will spew.  Journalists are warning people to avoid the usual drinking triggers used in the past, such as the ubiquitous “I, me, my” trio.  Those words have been known to number in the low hundreds for a single speech rendering them impractical.  Derek Hunter of the Daily Caller suggests the following warning:

WARNING: As with any drinking game involving a speech from the President and buzzwords, discretion is your friend. If you take a drink at every one of his meaningless platitudes you will be dead by the end of it, or an honorary Kennedy. Either option is bad.

He suggests this drinking trigger list:
Let me be clear.
Bring them to justice.
Boots on the ground.
Inclusive government.
Regional powers.
There are some who will say…(Strawman alert)

Finish your drink if he says:
The wrong side of history.
I (or my administration) will not rest.
Community of nations.

Finish the bottle if he says:
We will hunt these monsters down, whatever it takes, and wipe them off the face of the Earth.
Blogger David Burge, known as IowaHawk, suggests these trigger words:

Regardless which words you use, we recommend an extremely limited and cautious approach, perhaps using only a single phrase, such as: “ISIL represents NO religion.”  And if you are a first responder, such as a paramedic or ER doctor, our prayers are with you tonight.


Filed under Armed Forces, ISIS, Middle East


Is that aliteration or a simile?I can’t remember anymore.

The semi bringing the papers from Chicago was more than an hour late because of a wreck on the interstate. It rained all morning. Every time I rolled down the window to deliver a paper I got soaked. There was a time that would bother me.

I woke up this morning. I had the strength to get up and go earn a little money. DW fixed a nice lunch and I can still do this. It’s all good.




I started working at a McDonalds clone in 1966. The hamburgers were $.12 and the cheeseburgers were $.15. I made the princely sum of $.90/hr. And worked damn hard to get it. But I never complained.







Filed under Funny Stuff

Media’s Left Bias: More than Half a Century Old

1964 to 1976 Media elite Pres votes

2004 Ideology Genl Public vs Natl Press

2014 Media left bias worse than ever



Filed under Democrats, Media Bias, Republicans

President Coward: CEO of Untruth Inc.

OBAMA Cowardly Liar

These may be the two most important things you can view/read this week.

Sep 5, 2014: President Coward by Bill Wittle [7:10]

President Obama delayed the Osama bin Laden raid for months out of fear of what a failed attempt would do to his re-election chances. He sent the men in the rescue helicopters back to their bunks as he watched our people die in real time at Benghazi. And he delayed the mission to rescue James Foley and other ISIS hostages so long, it failed. Why? Because he didn’t want to be “Carterized.”

Sep 9, 2014: Obama’s Untruth Inc. by Victor Davis Hanson

“The two fuels that run Untruth, Inc., are, first, a realization that most of the president’s policies, whether deliberately or as a result of indifference and laziness, run counter to what most Americans support, and, second, a media establishment so invested in his agenda that it will not call the administration to account. So the engine of lying keeps humming.

On any given day the president of the United States can step up to the teleprompter amid the latest disaster and swear that he did not do what he just did, or insist that someone else, not he, did the dastardly deed, or simply skip over recent history and make things up. The press at first quibbles, then nods in agreement, and Obama is empowered to do it again and again. We have not seen such a disingenuous president since Richard Nixon — but he, at least, was countered rather than enabled by the media.”

Read the rest @ http://www.nationalreview.com/article/387410/obamas-untruth-inc-victor-davis-hanson

H/t Pistol Pete

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Filed under Barack Obama, Bill Whittle, Osama bin Laden, Victor Davis Hanson

Please pray for Pastor Cahn

Cahn and books

MESSAGE FROM JONATHAN (posted to Facebook)

Hi Everybody,

First – thanks so much for your prayers. When The Harbinger was released, the enemy attacked in the form of a flood sweeping through our building. Now with the release of the new book, The Mystery of the Shemitah, the attack came this way:

Just as we approached the day of the release for the new book, I was rushed to the hospital. It turned out to be Pneumonia. I had to cancel all media appearances with the new book. But two days later I was rushed back to the hospital. I was finding it harder and harder to walk, agony to get up or sit down. I had to inch my way backwards to go down stairs. And then my hands started losing motion. I couldn’t even hold a glass or a phone to my ear. They admitted me to the hospital and ran tests. They were puzzled.

It turned out it was a rare case of pneumonia that attacks the muscular system. Toward the end of the week, there was a sudden turn around, the pain throughout my body disappeared. I could walk with no problem. The movement in my hands began to return, step by step. I was just released from the hospital.

Meanwhile, apparently the Lord doesn’t need my help! The Mystery of the Shemitah charted its first day as the number 5 book in the world! After 4 days, I was told it was already going into its third represent. And it has been breaking records set by The Harbinger.

I need you to pray now for this Wednesday night, I will be, God-willing, leading the first regular worship service in the Capitol Building in over a century. There will be Members of Congress, there, etc. The event was actually caused by The Harbinger. I plan to give a full prophetic word of warning concerning America.

So I really need your prayers.

Thanks God bless you!




Filed under Jonathan Cahn, Prayer

Old MacDonald had a … CAT

SCRABBLE Bad Racks - Dreaded Old MacDonald Rack

CAT shame sign


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