THE “SILLY SEASON” IS UPON US

Q…..why does Obama have purple lips?

A….homosexual relationship with Barney the Dinosaur.

I thought of that joke and expect full accreditation if you retell it.

The frenetic prelude to the midterm elections is now upon us.The time when elected officials who live in DC hie back to their areas of representation and pretend like their only concern is the welfare of the folks they’re trying to con money and votes from.Republicans generally appeal to peoples’ sense of intelligence and reason while democrats run strictly on empty rhetoric and emotions,predominately hatred, anger,jealousy and greed.
I will try to keep those who pass by here abreast of races around the country as I can find them.I no longer claim that things can’t get any more stupid or vicious because I have found you underestimate politicians’innate ability to be lying hypocritical scum at your own peril.

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Lester-Isis

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NEW YORK RAT CHANNELING SAMSON
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BEHOLD THE ‘VI-JAYJAY-IN-CHIEF’
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THIS,BELIEVE IT OR NOT,IS THE MAYOR OF NEW YORK AND HIS LITTER OF COMMUNISTS
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  1. Pistol Pete

    Kerry: Scripture commands USA to protect Muslim countries against global warming
    Kerry said Scripture, in particular the Book of Genesis, make clear it is our “duty” to protect the planet and we should look at Muslim countries “with a sense of stewardship of earth,” adding, “That responsibility comes from God.”

    IIRC,I’ve never linked to anything from Jihad Watch.
    Check out the comments….they’re really funny.
    http://www.jihadwatch.org/2014/09/kerry-scripture-commands-usa-to-protect-muslim-countries-against-global-warming

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Biden: ‘We Will Follow ISIS to the Gates of Hell’
    Sound familiar?Juan McLame used that phrase.They’re both pathetic old farts trying to impress somebody with how tough they are.
    http://foxnewsinsider.com/2014/09/03/biden-we-will-follow-isis-gates-hell

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Dem candidate drops out of Senate race in Kansas against Sen. Roberts
    Taylor issued a separate statement saying he made the decision after consulting with his staff, supporters and Democratic Party leaders. He did not give a reason
    The reason is his campaign made a Faustian deal with Greg Orman,a fake independent candidate.Why else would a democrat who had a republican,a libertarian and an independent splitting the vote drop out of a race?
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/09/04/dem-candidate-drops-out-race-against-kansas-sen-roberts/

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Patronizer-In-Chief Releases Video Explaining To West Africans How Not To Contract Ebola

    I AM TEH WON…I CAN HEAL THE SICK AND RAISE THE DEAD

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Oh so you can’t get it sitting next to someone on a bus … unless that person coughs or sneezes or sweats on you and you get any of that in your eye or mouth, up your nose, or in an open wound. In that case, yeah, you can totally get it sitting next to someone on a bus.

      HALF recover? Uh, no. I just googled ebola lethality and the LOWEST number I saw was 70%. The highest was 90%.

      “Build a stronger and more prosperous Africa” … HARDY HAR HAR … Cuz we Progressives are so ON YOUR SIDE, provided you abort your unborn, abide by our ban on DDT that has left 40 million of your little brown babies dead from malaria, and give in to our demands that you not develop any serious technology. Oh, and ignore those Muslim fanatics slaughtering you for having the wrong doctrine or letting your females learn to read or show their faces in public. Jihadis want you to be stronger and more prosperous too!

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  5. Pistol Pete

    John Boehner: No immigration reform until 2015

    Boehner told Hewitt he hopes Obama continues to “follow the law” and take necessary steps to secure the border.

    Doing so “would create an environment where you could do immigration reform in a responsible way next year,” Boehner said

    BONER,YOU INSIPID PUTZ!THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS “IMMIGRATION REFORM”,AND YOU BLOODY WELL KNOW IT.
    It’s straight up amnesty and the end of your party.You keep pushing this crap and you’ll pay the consequences.
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/john-boehner-no-immigration-reform-until-2015/article/2552821

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Appeals court vacates ruling that tossed ObamaCare subsidies
    I posted this when it first happened.The regime wants the cas heard by the full Appeals Court,since Barky packed it with his own appointees after Reid changed the rules unilaterally.They can’t win if they can’t cheat.

    http://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/216623-appeals-court-to-revisit-obamacare-ruling#ixzz3CMlcmAHw

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Landrieu’s Had D.C. Residences Since 1997
    The best card Landrieu had was one she was first dealt: her last name and its legacy in Louisiana. Her father, Moon Landrieu, was a celebrated mayor of New Orleans, while her brother Mitch was Louisiana’s lieutenant governor and now serves as the mayor of the Crescent City. Mary Landrieu may be a Democrat, the argument goes, but she is a Louisiana and New Orleans Democrat, like her brother and her father.
    One judge recused himself from the lawsuit against her and it has been reassigned.Don’t expect much to come from this.She is,after all,a democrat.
    http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/landrieu-had-dc-residences-1997_804346.html

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  8. Pistol Pete

    HIDE THE CHILDREN!DEBBIE DOWNER’S OFF HER MEDS AGAIN

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  9. Pistol Pete

    36% of Generation Starting to Turn 21 This Year Born to Unmarried Mothers
    In fact, according to the CDC, at least 40 percent of the babies born in each of the last six years — 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012 and 2013 — were born to unmarried mothers.
    LBJ’s Great Society is working precisely the way he planned it.
    These numbers are horrifying but they’re simply accepted.
    http://cnsnews.com/commentary/terence-p-jeffrey/36-generation-starting-turn-21-year-born-unmarried-mothers

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  10. Pistol Pete

    North Carolina Senate debate becomes a numbers game
    Hagan, a first-term incumbent, focused Wednesday on a different set of numbers: the state budget, which Tillis, the North Carolina House speaker, helped craft and which she said pays public school teachers too little. The budget has been at the heart of the discourse in the contest, and Tillis defended what he said still amounted to a 7 percent pay raise for teachers.

    http://washingtonexaminer.com/north-carolina-senate-debate-becomes-a-numbers-game/article/2552816

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Obama’s global plan to target Islamic State foreign fighters
    The resolution the US envisages would “strengthen the ability of governments around the world to curb the flow of their citizens into war zones,” she said, while also taking actions aimed at “outpacing the ability of foreign terrorist fighters to take advantage of [global] systems” facilitating travel and communication.
    He’s threatening to go to the UN to get travel restrictions on these bloodthirsty murderers….that should scare the crap out of them.
    http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Foreign-Policy/2014/0903/Obama-s-global-plan-to-target-Islamic-State-foreign-fighters-video

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  12. Pistol Pete

    BRACE YOURSELVES:
    John Kerry: ‘I’m Sort of Thinking 2016’
    Secretary of State John Kerry’s speech at the groundbreaking ceremony for the U.S. Diplomacy Center in Washington, D.C. Wednesday included an intriguing aside that appeared to reference the upcoming 2016 presidential election. Kerry spoke after remarks by each of the five former secretaries of state in attendance: Henry Kissinger, James Baker, III, Madeleine Albright, Colin Powell, and Hillary Clinton (Condoleezza Rice and George Shultz were not present.) After extolling the accomplishments of each of the five former top diplomats, Kerry said, “Join me, all of you, in thanking five of our six living former secretaries of state… They all look so great, it makes me — I’m sort of thinking 2016, OK.” The audience laughed.
    http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/john-kerry-im-sort-thinking-2016_804337.html

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Clinton basks in Harry Reid’s green energy glow
    At the same time, the controlled format seems tailor-made for avoiding troublesome questions on issues like the Keystone XL pipeline — as well any repeats of the recent flaps in which she criticized President Barack Obama’s foreign policy and spoke about being “dead broke” after leaving the White House. No media interviews are scheduled for Clinton, who is expected to follow her remarks with a friendly chat on stage with one of her husband’s former White House chiefs of staff, John Podesta.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2014/09/hillary-clinton-harry-reid-clean-energy-110578.html#ixzz3CMuYC7o8

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Why is the media committed to the lie that Bush went it ‘alone’ in Iraq?
    “As devastated as we ALL are by these tragic beheadings, we cannot allow this to turn into a ‘go it alone’ foreign policy in Iraq,” Huffington Post commentator and university professor Marc Lamont Hill wrote.

    “What needs to be asserted is a kind of muscular multilateralism,” The Daily Beast editor-in-chief John Avlon said on CNN on Wednesday. “That it’s not the U.S. going it alone, as with the Bush years with unilateralism.”

    Their hatred of W still runs as white-hot as it has since they failed to steal away the presidential election of 2000.
    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/09/03/why-is-the-media-committed-to-false-idea-bush-went-it-alone-in-iraq/

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Martin O’Malley will run in 2016 even if Hillary Clinton does
    Though nearly seven in 10 Democrats say they have never heard of the governor — who has been in office since 2006 — Democratic fundraisers say O’Malley has told them he will still run so she will “face at least some competition” from an “established elected official,” according to the Wall Street Journal.

    http://washingtonexaminer.com/martin-omalley-will-run-in-2016-even-if-hillary-clinton-does/article/2552761?custom_click=rss

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Teddy Roosevelt- Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick. Obama- Speak Incessantly and Carry Nothing -O’Reilly
    At the 2 minute mark, Bill plays President Obama’s remarks from earlier today when he said America needs to be joined by the international community to confront ISIS. An angry O’Reilly fires back, declaring that the president was elected to protect AMERICANS and the ‘international community has NOTHING to do with it.’ He adds that ‘you don’t refuse to take protective action because places like Italy and India won’t join in’
    http://www.hapblog.com/2014/09/teddy-roosevelt-speak-softly-and-carry.html

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  17. Pistol Pete

    White House official: The Islamic State is the next administration’s problem.
    A “deliberate” approach to this crisis would include both calling Congress back and coalition building, as well as the refusal to rule out unilateral military action to avenge what the White House considers “terrorist” attacks on the United States. This is not what is happening.

    Even this many years later, the administration remains consumed with behaving in ways they believe will be seen as antithetical to those of the former president. In that process, they have subordinated being viewed as competent to just being viewed as dissimilar to Bush.
    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/09/04/white-house-advisor-the-islamic-state-is-the-next-administrations-problem/

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  18. Great rat pic, Pete! Not the de Blasio pic – the other one. 😉

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  19. Pistol Pete

    No,i haven’t.Too bad the TSA was too busy frisking 80 year old grannies in wheelchairs and feeling up 6 year old girls to bother checking on airport employees.Feel free to post away.

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