Daily Archives: July 3, 2014

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Writers Guild Makes Citizens Arrest

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(MFNS) NYC – Former First Lady, Secretary of State, and would be famous literary personality, Hillary Clinton, was surrounded and captured at a book-signing today by a vigilante group representing the the Writer Guild of America invoking a Citizens Arrest . Witnesses said Mrs.Clinton rose slowly from her seat and said “I’ve been expecting you.” As Mrs. Clinton was led away she was heard to mumble “You’ll all pay for this after my coronation!”

Speaking for the vigilante group to reporters was the Writer Guild President, Dame Edith Bronson, author of such classic works as “The Soul of a Squid” and “The Collected Poems of Hugo Chavez”:

“I, as well as my colleague, Professor of Biography Dr. Paul Menlo LeSquirt, today took the bold step to remove from the public eye an embarrassment and menace to the literary world. Not since the publication of Barack Obama’s autobiography has so much fiction been passed on to the public as a non-fiction volume, and with all the pre-publication pomp and promotion usually reserved for great works of literature such as ‘Harry Potter’ and ’50 Shades of Gray’. We simple could not in good conscience any longer allow Mrs. Clinton to soil the reputation of the literary world and the time honored craft of book authorship.”
Mrs. Clinton’s Book has had dismal sales and failed to reach #1 before or after its debut, and has sunk to #60 on Amazon.com. behind such powerhouse tomes as “Little Blue Truck” by Alice Schertle.

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If the boss has to pay, then the boss gets to say

As of 10:42 a.m. … if 1,950 more people donate ANY amount to LifeSiteNews’ summer campaign before the end of today, a generous donor will contribute an extra $50,000 to the campaign. This site is the premiere Pro-Life news organization. They more than deserve $5 or $10.

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FLUKE Boss pays, boss says

Bill O’Reilly and Megyn Kelly shoot down Sandra Fluke’s lie

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