Posted by Pistol Pete

While never forgetting the solemnity of the day,it’s been a crushing week. Since November 2012 Jugears has set himself up as a tyrant who considers himself omnipotent. There seems to be no circumstance under which he can be made to answer for his treachery and the unspeakable pain he’s caused. That in mind,we’ve run aground on an atoll in the Sea of Insanity.
I try to do my best to offer refuge from the real world,if only momentarily.










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35 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; FINALLY FRIDAY

  1. Pistol Pete

    Police: No charges for man who drove with corpse
    A 62 year old man drove with the body of his 31 year old GF because his 92 year old mom wanted to get home.
    You want weird?You got it.


  2. Pistol Pete

    Man with manure fetish jailed for eight-year vendetta against farmer who banned him rolling naked in cowpats
    David Truscott, 43, threatened to burn down the farm in West Cornwall

    He also threatened to attack owner Clive Roth, his wife Jackie, and family
    He was caught rolling naked in cow pats in 2004 and banned from the farm

    He was jailed in 2005, 2009, and 2011 but was undeterred
    We used to fling the dried out cowpies like frisbees


  3. Pistol Pete

    Cop impersonator pulls over Fla. officer

    20-year-old Matthew Michael Lee McMahon activated a red and blue light Monday while driving behind an unmarked sheriff’s car
    ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. — Police say a man impersonating an officer face charges after signaling a real detective to pull over on a road in Florida.

    St. Johns County authorities say 20-year-old Matthew Michael Lee McMahon activated a red and blue light Monday while driving behind an unmarked sheriff’s car. Detective Chance Anderson pulled over and was shocked to see an unknown face behind the wheel of the other car.

    First Coast News reports that during his more than 10 years of service the detective has arrested several police impersonators. But none had ever ordered him to stop his car.

    McMahon is charged with impersonating an officer and unlawfully displaying blue lights.

    He was released Tuesday after posting $5,500 in bail. It wasn’t clear whether he’s hired an attorney.


  4. Pistol Pete

    Ella Mae sings “An American Trilogy” by Elvis Presley
    She’s 20 months old


  5. Pistol Pete

    Free the nipple! Topless women inspired by Scout Willis take to the streets of New York City to protest internet censorship
    Scout Willis is the offspring of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore
    Most women should not show their breasts to anyone but their husbands or their doctors.Gravity is most unkind generally.


  6. Pistol Pete

    Never Say “I Kill White People Like You” When Asked To Turn Off Your Phone Post-Takeoff
    The 43-year-old Williams, seen at right, was asked by another female passenger to “turn off her cell phone due to the aircraft being in flight,” according to a court affidavit. In reply, Williams allegedly said, “I kill white people like you.”
    Judging from the five o’ clock shadow,I’d check the plumbing before incarcerating her.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Yeah … this would be what Obama’s post-racist society looks like … cuz he’s done so much HEALING and all.


  7. Pistol Pete

    Tackle Football Back, Headmaster Out At The Lawrenceville School
    The Lawrenceville School made headlines last September when Headmaster Liz Duffy announced the school’s ban of America’s oldest active tackle football league. And after a year of controversy and alumni outcry, it was quietly announced Duffy has not renewed her contract as headmaster and house tackle football is back — likely owing to a large and vocal outcry from Lawrenceville alumni.
    Much to liz’s chagrine,she found you can only push people so far.


  8. Pistol Pete

    Language warning! This IS Penn Jillette,after all.


  9. Pistol Pete

    Woman Knocked Out Cold By Aggressive Neighborhood Hawk
    Bridge has taken to watching the skies ever since Saturday afternoon, when she was dive-bombed by a red-tailed hawk while washing her car. It felt like a baseball bat.

    “Knocked me down, I actually fell,” she said. Bridge’s neighbors actually tell her she appeared to be knocked out cold, possibly unconscious for a time from the bird attack.

    From sufficient height,some birds of prey can reach 60 mph in a straight dive.That can hurt.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Reminds me of that little boy who was attacked by an allegedly gentle neighbor’s dog and saved by his pet cat. Also in his driveway. When did driveways become such dangerous places?!


  10. Pistol Pete

    Australian-based scientist given $100,000 by Bill Gates to develop ‘next-generation condom’
    Robert Gorkin granted $100,000 to produce new generation of condom
    Funding comes from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation

    Wonder if they’ll come up with one for a ‘micro-softie.’
    Sorry,that one wrote itself.


  11. Pistol Pete

    Cops: Daughter Dumped Mom, 73, From Wheelchair

    Woman pushed kin off the curb “for 52 years of shit”
    –After celebrating her 52nd birthday with family members at a restaurant, an intoxicated Florida woman allegedly pushed her wheelchair-bound mother off the curb, causing the elderly woman to fall “head first into the cement,” police charge.

    Whatever happened to honor thy father and mother?


  12. Pistol Pete

    Medicare Now Covering Sex-Reassignment Surgery for Seniors
    Maybe its me,but isn’t 74 a little old to decide you’d rather be a woman than a man?


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Especially since they’re cutting seniors off from meds and procedures. The world has really gone NUTS.


      • Ting

        Yeah, really. Whatever happened to “Maybe you are better off taking a pill than having surgery”?


  13. Pistol Pete

    After Texting Girlfriend Too Much In The Dark, Chinese Man Suffers Detached Retina
    Back in the day,Granny always said something else would make me go blind.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      I don’t understand the elaborate garb to mark the completion of a year of playing and napping. Cripes … I graduated from COLLEGE without getting a nifty collar thingie. I remember my last day of kindergarten. Some of the parents came. I said a 4 line poem … “I have a little turtle. He lives in a box. He swims in the water. He sleeps on the rocks.” There may have been juice and cupcakes after, but I only remember the poem. I was so nervous, I stood on one leg through the whole thing.


  14. Pistol Pete

    Raymond Walker: Man charged with starting fight at kindergarten graduation ceremony turns himself in
    Not all kindergarten graduations end the same way.
    These are five year olds kids,for pitys sake.


  15. Pistol Pete

    Game Show Network’s Bible quiz show a smash hit; blows everyone away with ratings
    Hosted by comedian Jeff Foxworthy, the program has attracted millions of viewers going into just its third year, proving that the quest for enhanced Biblical knowledge and faith-based topics still pervades a large chunk of American society.

    Premiering just two years ago, the show marshaled impressive numbers from the onset.
    •1.7 million viewers from inception
    •Highest-rated original series in GSN’s 18-year history
    •500,000 more viewers than “Mad Men’s” 2007 premier


  16. Pistol Pete

    Snakes on a pain: Bizarre massage technique gets reptiles to sort out your bad back
    You lie on your back while they put pythons and corn snakes on it and they slither around your body.It is supposed to be stimulating.I think for most peole it would be their bladder that’s stimulated.


    • Haven’t watched Zo in a while. On this one, I got only as far as the toilet shot, and quit.

      Don’t know why, I used to watch them all, but he has kind-of… whatever is the opposite of “grown on me.” It’s not his message. Maybe it’s his delivery. Maybe it’s like the Trifecta guys, who just seem to run long. Sometimes you’ve got 1m 20sec of message, but you have to pad it out every time to 6 min. Why? It’s not like a network time slot.

      I don’t think it’s that my attention span has been YouTube-ized (or Vine-ized, even worse). I don’t mind “wasting my time” with something entertaining as well as informative. (BTW, liked the Penn & Teller clip!!) But, for example, on the radio news coming in today, they spent maybe five times as much airtime telling us about a big breaking news story coming up and how they talked to the police and how they were on top of the story, before we finally found out some guy was standing on an overpass and the highway was shut down. “You just sorta wasted my precious time.”

      And since I’m ranting, how about when I’m out on the weird Knockturn Alley fringes of YouTube, with the UFOs and the invaders from other dimensions, occasionally there’s some weird thing I think, that looks intriguing… and it’s an hour! It takes a whole hour to say, hey we found this strange buried thing that looks like this? Okay, that was tangential.

      But, there’s just so much to see and hear and read. I hope someone who needs it just adores Zo and hangs on his every video. Lots of people could use a dose of Zo.

      But if I’m going to listen to some guy talking today, I might just prefer fifteen minutes with Ronald Reagan’s Normandy Speech, 6/6/84, know what I mean? (h/t IOwnTheWorld via kilo6 on Ace)


  17. chrissythehyphenated

    LOVE THE OBAMA TOY SOLDIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  18. Four links means my last comment awaits moderation. Wonder what the limit is, like, is three is too many? (I won’t try here.) 🙂


    • Pistol Pete

      Two links per reply is the limit.I learned the hard way as well.


      • Two links. Noted!

        Well, while my overly-linked spiel about too-long videos (short form: cut to the chase!) gets moderated, here’s an example of a guy I like, in some ways, but can’t watch much. This link should start at 2:38 in the video, when he makes his main point. Not a half-bad positive rant about keeping the focus on the traitor in chief, but there’s all the 2:38 of build-up and more ‘build-down’ in the video I could do without. YMMV

        After kind-of dissing Trifecta in my previous comment as running too long, Mrs & I just finished their part 2 (of 3 I think) on the terrorists’ release, and they kept my attention all the way through. This time. 🙂


  19. Hey, Pete! Check you email when you get a chance! Thanks!