PETE’S PAGE; WEDNESDAY EDITION

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Posted by Pistol Pete

Proof once again that great minds think alike: I had planned to post about the nitwit on CNN who decided that Cruella Michella can sign legislation,but CtH beat me to it. She did a far better job than I could have done anyway. Fear not,I’m not done with the Ghetto Trash with Cash by a damn sight. What really rankles me is Bozo is doing photo ops with science fair kids,troops in Afghanistan (exactly what DID the troop buildup in 2009 accomplish,anyway?) and today he’s polluting West Point to blow more hot air to young men and women he’s so underqualified to be addressing.

It’s taking longer to post recently because SD was over and set her mama up with a Facebook account. She’s come across people she had completely forgotten about. Now she has a use for the computer besides playing solitaire. She’s supposed to stop by when she’s in town again some time and set my account up. I’ve gotten along without it so far so it doesn’t bother me much. I guess I’ll have to be dragged kicking and screaming into the 21st century.

DW found this on FB

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The Tea Party ousted a sitting Lt. Governor in Texas yesterday,along with a 91 year old who has served 17 terms. He was a democrat until 2002 when he switched parties and had the support of the republican establishment.

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HOW DARE THESE LITTLE BRATS COMPLAIN ABOUT THE VEGETABLES AND 500 CALORIE MEALS I’M FORCING THEM TO MAKE? DON’T THEY KNOW WHO I AM? NOW SHUT UP AND DO AS I COMMAND!

US First Lady Michelle Obama eats a turk

MEMORIAL DAY AT THE BEACH…ON LAKE SUPERIOR.

BTW,WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING AT IS ICE CHUNKS IN THE WATER

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Insanity-Defense

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All y’all smart-ass science kids are wasting yo time. By the time I get done the only job y’all will be able to get is flippin’ burgers at Mickey D’s or at WalMart. Don’t forget to pay your fair share of taxes.

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MEET BARRY OBONZO.HE’S THE COMMANDER OF THE YELLOW-BELLIED FLYING SURRENDER MONKEY BRIGADE.

HIS SURRENDERS INCLUDE: IRAQ,LIBYA,SYRIA,UKRAINE,POLAND,CZECH REPUBLIC,PAKISTAN AND COMING SOON,AFGHANISTAN.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    White House Cancels Press Briefing After Office Blows CIA Identity
    The White House press office canceled the daily briefing with reporters Tuesday, dodging tough questions after the press office mistakenly revealed the identity of the top CIA official in Afghanistan.
    First comes the shuck and jive followed by the duck and dive.
    Stonewall,answer no questions and if all else fails,lie your ass off.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/05/27/White-House-Cancels-Press-Briefing-After-Office-Blows-CIA-Identity

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Texas Tea Party Dominates GOP Primary, Unseats Lt. Governor and House’s Oldest Rep.
    http://news.yahoo.com/texas-tea-party-dominates-gop-primary-unseats-lt-025652187.html

    91-Year-Old Rep. Hall Ousted in Texas GOP Primary
    Backed by powerful national conservative groups, 48-year-old former U.S. Attorney John Ratcliffe was able to paint Hall as too cozy with the GOP establishment after 34 years in office. He forced the incumbent into his first runoff in 17 terms in the House, then won it decisively.

    “I just got whipped and got beat,” Hall told supporters in his hometown of Rockwall, where he once had a brush with notorious outlaws Bonnie and Clyde while working in a pharmacy as a boy. He insisted, though, that he wasn’t surprised or sad.
    http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/oldest-congressman-facing-tough-primary-test-23881997

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Obama Meets Congressional Resistance, Selectively Sulks
    It worked. And somehow, the man who is the alleged expert on the Constitution did not perceive that the mechanism of the bicameral Congress and the three branches of government would impede reckless agendas. It worked.

    Mr. Obama seems unable to grasp the fact that, as mentioned in Federalist 45 by James Madison, “[t]he powers delegated by the proposed Constitution to the federal government are few and defined. Those which are to remain in the State governments are numerous and indefinite. The former will be exercised principally on external objects, as war, peace, negotiation, and foreign commerce; with which last the power of taxation will, for the most part, be connected. The powers reserved to the several States will extend to all the objects which, in the ordinary course of affairs, concern the lives, liberties, and properties of the people, and the internal order, improvement, and prosperity of the State.”
    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2014/05/obama_meets_congressional_resistance_selectively_sulks.html

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      As if he gives a CRAP about troops in harm’s way. To him, troops are good only for photo ops.

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Duck Dynasty’s Robertson To Address GOP Conference
    The Republican Leadership Conference has announced their speakers for this weekend’s conference in New Orleans, LA and the list includes reality television star Phil Robertson and Donald Trump.
    of all the speakers,I’ll bet the most-requested photo-op will by with the Duckman.
    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/duck-dynastys-robertson-address-gop-conference

    Phil Robertson Honored at Alma Mater; Faculty Walk Out
    Three faculty members walked out of the Louisiana Tech University commencement ceremony Saturday to show their disdain for alumnus Phil Robertson.

    Students in the Louisiana Tech’s LGBTQ organization, Prism, sparked the idea via social media.
    The Alumni Association and its members, not the university, selected the “Duck Dynasty” patriarch, Louisiana Tech noted in an official statement. In alignment with the First Amendment of the United States Constitution, the school expressed its support of Free Speech:
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/sarahjeanseman/2014/05/27/phil-robertson-honored-at-alma-mater-faculty-walk-out-n1844024

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Michelle O: ‘Parents Have Right to Expect Their Kids Will Get Decent Food in Our Schools’
    . “And we all have a right to expect that our hard-earned taxpayer dollars won’t be spent on junk food for our kids.”

    The first lady said congressional efforts to ease the new school lunch rules are “unacceptable.”

    “It’s unacceptable to me not just as first lady, but as a mother.” She mentioned the “health crisis” facing the country

    She wouldn’t know about hard-earned taxpayer dollars.She never made one.
    Who the hell does she think she is,June F**king Cleaver??
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/susan-jones/michelle-o-parents-have-right-expect-their-kids-will-get-decent-food-our

    ABC Hypes Michelle Obama’s ‘Rare Political Move’ Against Republicans
    For her a rare move is when she lifts one cheek before she farts.

    Read more: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/scott-whitlock/2014/05/27/abc-hypes-michelle-obamas-rare-political-move-against-republicans#ixzz3324H8RVW

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      School lunch menus dictated from on high is one of the most egregious examples of Democrat Top Down Lunacy in this country.

      I am proud of the Catholic Church’s teaching favoring SUBSIDIARITY, which means that every decision should be made at the LOWEST level at which that decision can be made. For school lunches, that means in the local school districts, not in Washington freaking D.C.

      SUBSIDIARITY is TRUE grass roots! What Democrats call “grass roots” is astroturf mass produced by workers whose forced union dues go to Democrat supporting union big wigs who make 3 times what the workers make.

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  6. chrissythehyphenated

    Obama: “US military action cannot be the only or even the primary component of our reaction in every instance.”

    Obama is boldly staking out foreign policy positions with which literally no one disagrees

    “Man, this Obama guy has got my number.” — A. Strawman

    http://twitchy.com/2014/05/28/who-says-that-obama-busts-out-the-straw-men-for-west-point-commencement-speech/

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    • Pistol Pete

      Buttressed by the undying devotion of a sycophantic press,this impotent asshloe has convinced himself that diplomatic bullshit is enough to impress truly bloodthirsty tyrants when in truth they have known all along he’s a tragic joke.

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      • chrissythehyphenated

        That’s why they wanted him elected. Castro backed him in 2008. That should’ve told every red-blooded American all they needed to know.

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  7. Pistol Pete

    EPA To Unilaterally Push Cap And Trade On Carbon Emissions
    Despite being soundly rejected a few years ago, cap-and-trade will soon get its U.S. encore — but not in Congress. The Obama administration will likely use its executive power to unilaterally impose carbon dioxide emissions trading systems.
    While President Obama continues to pedal around his climate agenda in the hopes of solidifying a presidential legacy, concerns about how American businesses and consumers will actually meet these costly rules have been met with only silence,” said Laura Sheehan, spokeswoman for the American Coalition for Clean Coal Electrcity.

    “Given the current path we’re on, the administration is gambling with the livelihoods of hardworking Americans and is threatening to tip our country over the edge in costly and unreliable energy policies,” Sheehan said. “And once we go over that ledge, there’s no coming back up.”

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/05/27/epa-to-unilaterally-push-cap-and-trade-on-carbon-emissions/#ixzz3325CjIVL

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Conservatives Rip Obama’s Afghanistan Timetable: ‘Act of Personal Narcissism’
    “When this was talked about a few months ago in the press, there was a mention of the fact that if the full withdrawal happened in 2016, that would allow Obama to leave office having fulfilled the promise to liquidate the wars,” Krauthammer recalled.

    “Is that how we’re now setting the strategy of the United States in a war zone, where so many have died and so much treasure and blood has been spent – so a president can leave office looking good?”
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/patrick-goodenough/conservatives-rip-obama-s-afghanistan-timetable-act-personal

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Al Sharpton Versus The Teleprompter, Volume 2
    What does it say about a network when this is one of its “stars?”

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Group Petitions To End Annual Bike Fest Marred By Violence
    The group’s page was started on Sunday and already has over 14,000 Facebook ‘likes’. A Change.org petition tied to the campaign has nearly 5,000 signatures.

    “Over the past several years, Atlantic Beach South Carolina has hosted “Atlantic Beach Bikefest” or better known as ‘Black Bike Week,’” reads the group’s Change.org petition.

    Atlantic Bike Week marked its 34th anniversary this year, and attracts over 400,000 bike enthusiasts, mostly black, according to the Christian Science Monitor.

    “Crime has increasingly grown, with murders, shootings, armed robberies, theft, and a plethora of other violent crimes. Residents of Myrtle Beach live in fear and are prisoners in their own homes,” continues the petition, which states that the issue has “NOTHING to do with race.”
    Three people were shot and killed at a motel during Black Bike Week last weekend.You heard nothing about that on the news….just blacks killing blacks.
    Contrast that to groups like Rolling Thunder,who came to DC on Memorial Day,flags by the tens of thousands waving on their two wheeled chariots only to honor those who have given all.

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/05/27/group-petitions-to-end-annual-bike-fest-marred-by-violence/#ixzz3329ioclW

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Former President George W Bush is recovering at home after a partial knee replacement just weeks after leading a 100k bike race
    Bush, 67, had a partial knee replacement on Saturday in Chicago
    Recovery was quick from the outpatient surgery and was able to walk up and down a flight of stairs within hours of the operation
    Comes after he had a stent placed in his heart in August to clear a blocked artery

    Has remained physically active throughout his post-presidency and regularly leads Wounded Warrior bike races
    Most recent 100k ride was earlier this month
    Had an insignificant meniscus tear in his right knee due to running in 2003
    Real men lead wounded Warriors on 100K bike races….
    Candy-assed posers put on mom jeans and pedal 1/2 block so the cameras can document his manliness.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2640786/George-W-Bush-partial-knee-replacement.html#ixzz332DYnBYO

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Barack Obama and His Urban Parasites Declare War on the Constitution
    Who needs the birthers when we have Barack Obama himself? His recent statement about the role of the U.S. Senate proves that he is a self-declared enemy of the United States Constitution and of its checks and balances on federal power.

    “Obviously, the nature of the Senate means that California has the same number of Senate seats as Wyoming. That puts us at a disadvantage,” Mr. Obama said.

    Of course, Wyoming has the same Senate representation as California specifically to prevent individuals like Barack Obama, and his constituency of urban parasites, from imposing their will on the less populous states. This “Great Compromise” of 1787 was a condition of these states’ willingness to join the United States in the first place.
    http://www.americanthinker.com/2014/05/barack_obama_and_his_urban_parasites_declare_war_on_the_constitution.html

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Turks don’t let anything interrupt their tea….not even earthquakes

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Can You Fool All of the People All of the Time? Democrats Rely on It
    On 5/22 ABC News ran a different story: “Who cares which party controls Congress? Only about half of Americans…The other 46 percent, not so much, according to an Associated Press-GfK poll.” Suddenly people no longer care who’s in charge? ABC News, a Democrat supporter, also asserted that a 54% anti-Democrat majority suddenly equates to “half.” 54% is considered a landslide when it is a pro-Democrat statistic. POTUS only received 51% of the vote in both 2008 and 2012.
    Democrats have never gone wrong counting on their own voters’ ignorance and gullibility.
    http://clashdaily.com/2014/05/can-fool-people-time-democrats-rely/#FPM7iIwAeUf45rDp.99

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming…
    I’m pretty sure fighting a figment of Al Gore’s imagination isn’t what they had in mind when they signed on to serve in the Army.
    They deserve so much better than this.

    OBAMA: Keep in mind, not all international norms relate directly to armed conflict. In the face of cyber-attacks, we are working to shape and enforce rules of the road to secure our networks and citizens. In the Asia Pacific, we are supporting Southeast Asian nations as they negotiate a code of conduct with China on the South China Sea, and are working to resolve territorial and maritime disputes through international law. That spirit of cooperation must energize the global effort to combat climate change – a creeping national security crisis that will help shape your time in uniform, as we’re called on to respond to refugee flows, natural disasters, and conflicts over water and food. That’s why, next year, I intend to make sure America is out front in a global framework to preserve our planet

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    • Ting

      I wonder what the Rules of Engagement will be? Same as if they were fighting the Loch Ness Monster of BigFoot, I guess. Maybe the Navy will have to go back to when they had all those lines of oarsmen propelling the boats and maybe the Army will have to ride bicycles to the front lines.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I cannot tell you how SICK this makes me.

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Joe Scarborough Fibs to Megyn Kelly
    Megyn Kelly has more viewers in one night than Joke does in a full week.
    Pretty poor showing,even for a backstabbing,liberal ass-licking RINO like him.
    http://spectator.org/blog/59356/joe-scarborough-fibs-megyn-kelly

    Megyn Kelly Roasts Scarborough: ‘You Want To See More Of His Show, You Can Join His 4 Viewers’
    Video at link.
    So beautiful,so smart,so snarky.
    http://patdollard.com/2014/05/megyn-kelly-roasts-joe-scarborough-have-fun-with-your-four-viewers/#sjsWVIigmjXgQhrt.99

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