Posted by Pistol Pete
Hope everybody had an awesome holiday weekend. Time to put graduations,memorials and cookouts behind and put on the snarky suit. Barky got up early to get in another round of golf at Andrews before jetting off for a surprise visit to some real men in Afghanistan. I heard his speech and it was painfully apparent to me that his words of praise for the troops were as hollow and empty as his soul. I have nothing to base it on but my own gut feeling but I’m thinking there were a lot of soldiers there who didn’t really want to be. I judge that by the cheers I heard that were polite but not overly enthusiastic. He announced he was,in essence,unilaterally surrendering and most of the troops would be out by the end of the year. He also accidentally outed the CIA station chief,who now has to be transferred out. Can they pin this on Scooter Libby? The countries’ president and biggest opium dealer,Hamid Karzai, wouldn’t even meet the Nubian Nightmare at the airport…he had scheduling conflicts. Only in his own twisted mind do any world leaders have an ounce of respect for this no-talent clown.
Proud grandparents with Miss Jessie Lynn Pistol. She got all her usually neon-colored hair chopped off and she’s wearing enough makeup to be a…well….let’s not go there. These posters greeted Abortion Barbie on her recent fundraising trip to Californicate. This is Spencer Smith. He’s a teacher at Heritage High School in Brentwood,Ca. For his yearbook photo he paid tribute to room-temperature thug,St. Skittles. “I think it’s a good idea because he’s expressing himself. Because that’s the whole point of yearbook pictures, you’re supposed to express yourself,” said Alfreda Charway Heritage High School’s Black Student Union President. High schools have black student unions now?