PETE’S PAGE; MONDAY MORNIN’ COMIN’ DOWN

Posted by Pistol Pete

What a beautiful weekend!

Dateline: Roy Gayle Baseball Park,Sat.,May 17:

The Lonnie’s Stone Cutters ballclub pulled out a thrilling 5-4 win,led by leftfielder RJ Pistol III. The crowd included his mom,dad,stepdad,2 grammas,grampa and 3 sisters. It has been said (I think by me) that a hot dog just doesn’t taste right unless there’s a ball game in front of it. Maybe I’m just a stingy old curmudgeon,but when I went to the concession stand,they wanted $3.50 for a hot dog,$1.50 for a cup of soda or bottle of water and $1.50 for a bag of chips. Who ever set the prices is obviously a democrat out to soak “the rich.” We decided to get some franks and dogs and have a cookout at DD’s house,with SIL and I scorching the meat while the womenfolk whomped up some tater salad and baked beans. We had a great time talking about nothing in particular for hours.

Our county fairgrounds hosts a huge flea market twice a year and we hadn’t been there for at least 6 years. We decided to go Sunday,being a warm,sunny day and DW deserved to do a little shopping somewhere besides WalMart. She always seeks out an Avon dealer who exhibites there and buys all the Imari fragrance she has. She also bought some crafts,some new cutlery and a bottle of honey from a bee farm from a neighboring town. I’m surprised you can still get farm products without a board of health permit or some kind of bureaucratic nonsense.

What I really enjoy about going to the fairground is the abundance of food available. You can find funnel cakes, egg rolls, corn dogs, pizza, meatball sandwiches, and ice cream in handmade waffle cones among other items. There is a food trailer that sets up from a meat packing company in another township that has to-die-for pulled pork sandwiches and grills pork chops and sausages on a spit behind the trailer. I came home and took a nice nap,fully satisfied with a tummy full of barbecued pork.

Then I got up and started researching items for today’s post. What a buzzkill. I hadn’t given anything political a thought for days and,sadly,not much had changed. Time to change into my cynical suit and wade hip-deep into the corruption,depravity and fraud that is today’s body politic.

THIS IS A STILL FROM THE KLINTOONS SCREEN TEST FOR ‘WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S IV.’

Former U.S. President Bill Clinton holds his wife and former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton as they take part in the inauguration ceremony for New York City Mayor de Blasio in New York

THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD DOING THE BUTT SLIDE AT THE SHAKE SHACK IN D.C.  AIN’T HE THE COOLEST?

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A GAGGLE OF TALENTLESS SHREWS WHO,THANKFULLY,HAVE NOT PRODUCED TOO MANY OFFSPRING SINCE THEIR CAREERS ALWAYS CAME FIRST. NOTICE THERE ARE NO WOMEN FROM FOX,THE NETWORK THAT CRUSHES THE OTHERS IN THE RATINGS ON A DAILY BASIS. THEY’RE TOO PRETTY TO BE SEEN WITH THESE CRONES ANYWAY.

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THIS TALENTLESS WHORE FINALLY GOT OFF HER BACK AND DECIDED TO RUN FOR THE CALIFORNIA STATE SENATE. SHE BRAGS ABOUT BEATING LIMBAUGH,EVEN THOUGH HE’S STILL AS POPULAR AS EVER. BUT THEN LIBERALS NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THEIR WAY,DO THEY?

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SORRY,GRUNT:

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WORTHLESS PILE OF SHIT SKIPPED ARMED SERVICES DAY,CELEBRATED ANTI-HOMOPHOBIC,TRANSOPHOBIC  FESTIVITIES

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31 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; MONDAY MORNIN’ COMIN’ DOWN

  1. Pistol Pete

    COMPASSIONATE,CARING SUDANESE JIHADISTS WILL ALLOW PREGNANT WOMAN TO HAVE HER BABY BEFORE GETTING 100 LASHES THEN BEING HANGED FOR APOSTACY,FOR LEAVING ISLAM TO MARRY A CHRISTIAN MAN.
    Whine some more about a “war on women”,won’t you?
    http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=235900

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    • Ting

      This is so disturbing. I have been praying and praying for her. We had a lot of the “lost boys” from Sudan attending the high school from which my children graduated. I volunteered in the Guidance Office and got to know quite a few of them fairly well. They were older than their peers, and many of them roomed together in an apartment complex that housed mostly refugee type people sponsored by various churches. A lot of them worked at Walmart or grocery stores at night and went to school in the day time. I was very fond of those boys and one of them was the speaker at the Baccalaureate for my daughter’s class. His story was so remarkable, and so tragic. A lot of them became literal slaves to the Muslims who would raid their villages, killing all the parents and hauling off the children. They would kill the weakest, most anxious children, and the ones who dared to try to assert themselves. The whole thing is just too much evil to really digest.

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Pelosi’s Message to Berkeley Graduates: “Be Disruptors… It’s a Compliment”
    “Being called a disruptor is a high compliment,” Pelosi said in prepared remarks Saturday. “You here at Berkeley are already disruptors in many ways.”
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/05/pelosis-message-to-berkeley-graduates-be-disruptors-its-a-compliment/

    It’s only 59 seconds,you can make it.

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Conyers joins ACLU lawsuit over petition signatures
    Rep. John Conyers Jr. (D-Mich.) signed onto a lawsuit Thursday, challenging a ruling that keeps his name off the ballot in the Michigan Democratic primary.

    Conyers, one of the longest serving House members, joined an American Civil Liberties Union lawsuit filed earlier this week that challenges as unconstitutional a state law that prevents people who are not registered to vote in Michigan to collect petition signatures for a candidate.
    When I first posted the story,I said after 50 years of fleecing the ignorant masses of Detroilet there was no way he wouldn’t get the rules changed so he can keep his grip on power,at least until his wife gets out of prison.

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/206295-conyers-joins-lawsuit-over-campaigns-petition-signitures#ixzz32B8EOKAm

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Clinton slams Obama economy: ‘Dream feels further and further out of reach’
    Clinton, never known for self-effacement, began by noting her lifelong desire to make the world a better place and the “driving force” toward public service instilled in her by her mother. From there, Clinton went on to describe the United States today as a very troubled place.
    Now begins the separation from the flailing administration she contributed so much shame to.Tell me again she’s not running.

    http://washingtonexaminer.com/hillary-clinton-slams-obama-economy-dream-feels-further-and-further-out-of-reach/article/2548544

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  5. Pistol Pete

    DFU is an evil genius

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Daughter of Jeremiah Wright Convicted in Fraud Scheme
    The daughter of President Barack Obama’s former pastor was convicted on Friday of laundering thousands of dollars from a state grant for a Chicago-area job-training program, federal prosecutors said.

    A federal jury took less than two hours to find Jeri Wright, 48, the daughter of Jeremiah Wright, guilty on all counts for her part in a fraud scheme led by a former suburban police chief and the chief’s husband, according to the U.S. Attorney’s office for the Central District of Illinois in Springfield.

    To a majority of liberals,stealing comes as natural as breathing.
    http://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/daughter-jeremiah-wright-convicted-fraud-scheme-n47841

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  7. Pistol Pete

    FOUR COMMUNITY ORGANIZERS-IN-TRAINING FROM TOWSON STATE U. WIN NATIONAL DEBATE CHAMPIONSHIP BY REPEATEDLY SHOUTING “NIGGER” AND SPUTTERING ABSOLUTE GIBBERISH.
    See if you can make any sense of this.
    I can’t ,and I thought I had a fairly firm grip on the English language.
    http://thepunditpress.com/2014/05/05/college-wins-us-debate-championship-by-repeating-the-n-word-over-and-over-speaking-incomprehensibly/

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  8. Pistol Pete

    DR. BEN CARSON GIVES ‘THE HAIR’ A LESSON ABOUT SLAVERY.
    WELL WORTH WATCHING

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Broke Illinois Spends $1,166 per Bird to Bring Back Prairie Chickens
    Our cash-strapped state government has found a new use for its fleet of aircraft – flying birds into Illinois.

    I kid you not.
    Illinois ended 2013 with $7.6 billion in unpaid bills
    No problem…they’re planning to raise taxes again anyway.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/05/broke-illinois-spends-1166-per-bird-to-bring-back-prairie-chickens/

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    • Ting

      I know this is wrong of me – but I really do not care at all about the prairie chicken and I never even heard of one until just now. The bondholders should start suing over decisions like this.

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  10. Pistol Pete

    O’ Continues to Push for Internet IDs

    A Great Way to Shut Down Dissent

    The Obama administration continues it’s push of the idea of a Online National ID. Since 2010, we’ve heard about the “National Strategy for Trusted Identities in Cyberspace,” or NSTIC, which assigns computer ID numbers to every user who must register with real names.
    This is an all-out attempt to eliminate conservative bloggers and go back to the media whores being the only scource of information for the masses.
    http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2014/05/o-continues-to-push-for-internet-ids.html#.U3o6OSxOUdU

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Graduation Speaker Blasts “Immature” Leftists Who Protested Another Speaker
    More than 40 students and three professors had protested Birgeneau’s invitation to speak, objecting to his handling of a 2011 incident at Berkeley in which police used force at a student protest. The group wanted Birgeneau to apologize, support payments for victims, and write a letter to Haverford students explaining his position on the events and “what you learned from them.”

    Birgeneau, who was also supposed to receive an honorary degree from Haverford, refused those demands and others in a terse email.
    Some of the faculty communists and about 40 of their disciples got this speaker to cancel and got a different speaker.
    They learned a lesson in “be careful what you wish for.”
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/05/graduation-speaker-blasts-immature-leftists-who-protested-another-speaker/

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Obama shifts weekend golf game to elite Virginia course
    But on Saturday the president and his three companions teed off instead at the elite Robert Trent Jones Golf Club on the shores of Lake Manassas in Gainesville, Va.

    The club, where membership is by invitation only, has played host to four Presidents Cup tournaments since it was established in 1991.

    This is round#171 if you’re keeping score
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/obama-shifts-weekend-golf-game-to-elite-virginia-course/article/2548561?custom_click=rss

    White House Reporter Sent To Shed During Obama’s Golf Game
    He banishes pool reporters to tool sheds and coat closets and they would still happily lay down across a mud puddle for him to walk over.

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/05/18/white-house-reporter-sent-to-shed-during-obamas-golf-game/#ixzz32BQ8m4Ll

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Feinstein on Benghazi Committee: ‘It’s a Hunting Mission for a Lynch Mob

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Obama Administration Paves Way for Obamacare Bailout
    “Taxpayers cannot be expected to foot the bill for Washington’s mistakes when the law fails,” said Rubio. “This provision holds the Administration to its word and takes a common sense approach to guaranteeing taxpayers are protected from further paying for a reckless and irresponsible law that should never have passed in the first place.”
    The taxpayer can and will foot the bill….King Barry decrees it.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/05/16/Obama-Administration-Paves-Way-for-Obamacare-Bailout

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Retreat: Cantor blocks DREAM Act for military enlistees from defense bill
    Proof that the GOP’s terrified of an immigration backlash from the right in November? Or proof that Eric Cantor in particular is terrified of losing his primary?

    I’ll accept “both” as an answer.

    Never fear:we have assurances by no less an authority than Nancy D’Allesandro Pelosi that the dems have a committment from Boner that he’ll move amnesty by August.
    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/05/16/retreat-cantor-blocks-dream-act-for-military-enlistees-from-defense-bill/

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    • Ting

      Eric is feeling the heat. I know it is still a long shot, but his primary opponent Dave Brat is gaining on him. You can sense the momentum changing here.

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Pat Caddell: Dems want Jeb Bush
    You can probably guess why

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Holder swipes at Roberts on race
    Holder was referring to Roberts’s plurality opinion in 2007 case which overturned the Seattle public school system’s use of race to improve diversity. “The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race,” the chief justice wrote.

    So Holder can’t resist beating up on racist white man John Roberts,even after the Chief Justice sold out the country by finding Obamacare legal on grounds that were never argued.Thats gratitude for you.
    http://www.politico.com/blogs/under-the-radar/2014/05/holder-swipes-at-roberts-on-race-188716.html

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  18. Pistol Pete

    EXCLUSIVE: University Caught Excluding Whites, Males from Scholarships
    The “race-conscious” scholarships Butler has offered include scholarships that are only awarded to African-American students, an award limited to “a female student of Hispanic descent,” an award limited to “a woman of Indian descent” (unless Butler cannot find one) and an award that declares, “Preference will be given to Caucasian undergraduates enrolled in the College of Business.” The whites-preferred scholarship was created after the benefactor’s wife died in 2002, according to literature from Butler’s College of Business.
    Apparently white Christians are the only group that can be discriminated against without cause.
    http://nation.foxnews.com/2014/05/19/exclusive-university-caught-excluding-whites-males-scholarships

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  19. Pistol Pete

    CBS’ Major Garrett: Obama Has Been Silent On VA Scandal For Three Weeks
    Paid liar Denis Mcdonough claims Barky was “mad as hell,and I’ve got the scars to prove it.”Maybe the duplicitous bastard should put in for one of Liveshot Kerry’s Purple Hearts.
    You will never convince me Obama wasn’t up to his elephantine ears in these murders.
    This is the same schmuck who refused to give Jake Tapper a straight answer.

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  20. Ting

    Glad you had fun with your family this weekend, and had a few hotdogs and some good pork barbecue. If all of this stuff gets to be too much for you, take a break. Everyone understands.

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  21. Ting

    I forgot to say – that photo of Obama with his butt on the food counter….Where is the Health Department – or OSHA? That is just ridiculous on so many levels, not the least of which is the dignity of the Presidency. But we lost the dignity long, long ago…say, 2009.

    The Shake Shack Shimmy, indeed.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Our nation’s “journo-lists” dropped the word “gravitas” from their style books when Oblamer got elected.

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  22. chrissythehyphenated

    Good article here. “Hating Catholics–America’s ONLY Accepted Prejudice” by Walid Shoebat @
    http://shoebat.com/2014/04/12/hating-catholics-americas-accepted-prejudice/

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  23. chrissythehyphenated

    The face of pro-“choice” on display … a 15 year old changed her mind about having an abortion, so the doctor LOCKED HER IN HIS OFFICE! Thankfully, she had support outside who figured out something was way wrong and call police to rescue the girl.

    http://www.lifenews.com/2014/05/19/15-year-old-pregnant-girl-held-in-abortion-clinic-against-her-will-rescued-by-police/

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