Daily Archives: May 19, 2014

PETE’S PAGE; MONDAY MORNIN’ COMIN’ DOWN

Posted by Pistol Pete

What a beautiful weekend!

Dateline: Roy Gayle Baseball Park,Sat.,May 17:

The Lonnie’s Stone Cutters ballclub pulled out a thrilling 5-4 win,led by leftfielder RJ Pistol III. The crowd included his mom,dad,stepdad,2 grammas,grampa and 3 sisters. It has been said (I think by me) that a hot dog just doesn’t taste right unless there’s a ball game in front of it. Maybe I’m just a stingy old curmudgeon,but when I went to the concession stand,they wanted $3.50 for a hot dog,$1.50 for a cup of soda or bottle of water and $1.50 for a bag of chips. Who ever set the prices is obviously a democrat out to soak “the rich.” We decided to get some franks and dogs and have a cookout at DD’s house,with SIL and I scorching the meat while the womenfolk whomped up some tater salad and baked beans. We had a great time talking about nothing in particular for hours.

Our county fairgrounds hosts a huge flea market twice a year and we hadn’t been there for at least 6 years. We decided to go Sunday,being a warm,sunny day and DW deserved to do a little shopping somewhere besides WalMart. She always seeks out an Avon dealer who exhibites there and buys all the Imari fragrance she has. She also bought some crafts,some new cutlery and a bottle of honey from a bee farm from a neighboring town. I’m surprised you can still get farm products without a board of health permit or some kind of bureaucratic nonsense.

What I really enjoy about going to the fairground is the abundance of food available. You can find funnel cakes, egg rolls, corn dogs, pizza, meatball sandwiches, and ice cream in handmade waffle cones among other items. There is a food trailer that sets up from a meat packing company in another township that has to-die-for pulled pork sandwiches and grills pork chops and sausages on a spit behind the trailer. I came home and took a nice nap,fully satisfied with a tummy full of barbecued pork.

Then I got up and started researching items for today’s post. What a buzzkill. I hadn’t given anything political a thought for days and,sadly,not much had changed. Time to change into my cynical suit and wade hip-deep into the corruption,depravity and fraud that is today’s body politic.

THIS IS A STILL FROM THE KLINTOONS SCREEN TEST FOR ‘WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S IV.’

Former U.S. President Bill Clinton holds his wife and former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton as they take part in the inauguration ceremony for New York City Mayor de Blasio in New York

THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD DOING THE BUTT SLIDE AT THE SHAKE SHACK IN D.C.  AIN’T HE THE COOLEST?

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A GAGGLE OF TALENTLESS SHREWS WHO,THANKFULLY,HAVE NOT PRODUCED TOO MANY OFFSPRING SINCE THEIR CAREERS ALWAYS CAME FIRST. NOTICE THERE ARE NO WOMEN FROM FOX,THE NETWORK THAT CRUSHES THE OTHERS IN THE RATINGS ON A DAILY BASIS. THEY’RE TOO PRETTY TO BE SEEN WITH THESE CRONES ANYWAY.

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THIS TALENTLESS WHORE FINALLY GOT OFF HER BACK AND DECIDED TO RUN FOR THE CALIFORNIA STATE SENATE. SHE BRAGS ABOUT BEATING LIMBAUGH,EVEN THOUGH HE’S STILL AS POPULAR AS EVER. BUT THEN LIBERALS NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THEIR WAY,DO THEY?

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SORRY,GRUNT:

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WORTHLESS PILE OF SHIT SKIPPED ARMED SERVICES DAY,CELEBRATED ANTI-HOMOPHOBIC,TRANSOPHOBIC  FESTIVITIES

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