Posted by Pistol Pete
Hope everybody had a great Mother’s Day.
I’ve always found a marked difference between the significance of Mother’s Day and the relative inconsequence of Father’s Day. My kids used to steal my change when I left it on the table and put it in a jar until Mother’s Day came around. Then they’d bring me the jar full of money they stole from me and wanted paper money so they could by mama a present! I didn’t really care. After all,they were (still are) my kids.
Then Father’s Day came around they’d ask me for two bucks to buy me a pack of cigarettes. They weren’t even my brand and they smoked half of them on the way home from the store! (Just kidding…..they were my brand.)
MOOCH GAVE THE WEEKLY ADDRESS ON SATURDAY AND WHINED ABOUT BOKO HARAM KIDNAPPING ALMOST 300 SCHOOLGIRLS.
THIS IS THE EXTENT OF OUTRAGE FROM BARRY,WOOKIE AND ALL THEIR MILLIONAIRE FRIENDS;
I won’t waste your time by posting the youtube of her whiny-ass speech.She never once mentioned terrorism or Boko Haram.
THIS IS THE WARM,FUZZY SOCIAL CLUB KNOWN AS BOKO HARAM. THEY LIKE TO GO INTO CHURCHES AND OPEN FIRE WITH MACHINE GUNS OR LOCK EVERYBODY INSIDE AND BURN THEM ALIVE. 90% OF THE GIRLS THEY KIDNAP ARE CHRISTIANS. THE MUSLIM GIRLS ARE RELEASED. IF THE CHRISTIAN GIRLS DON’T CONVERT TO ISLAM THEY GET THEIR THROATS SLICED. MANY OF THOSE THEY’VE TAKEN HAVE ALREADY BEEN SOLD AS WIVES AND SEX SLAVES TO JIHADISTS. DO YOU THINK A BUNCH OF RICH FOLK HOLDING UP SIGNS ARE GOING TO FAZE THEM?
The NFL held their annual college draft last week. There were 256 players drafted. The first player was a defensive tackle from South Carolina named Jadaveon Clowney. The guy is a freak of nature. He’s really big,really strong, and really fast. Nobody is talking about him. Everybody is consumed with talking about player #249,a tackle from Missouri named Michael Sam. He has marginal skills and is unlikely to make the team on his own merit. There’s a catch…he’s the first openly gay player ever drafted. Even Bozo called to congratulate him. To celebrate,he kissed his boyfriend on live TV and then they jetted off to Las Vegas to celebrate.
Don Jones,who plays for the Miami Dolphins,tweeted: OMG…I can’t believe they showed that on live TV. He has been fined and banished from the team facility until he undergoes sensitivity training. I wish it were a joke…it’s not.
Weeper-of-the-House Orange Slush has indicated he won’t send the capitol police to arrest Lois Lerner,even though he has the right to. Just to let the left know he won’t allow anything to happen to his liberal buddies,despite his empty talk.
(actually I only posted this here so I could use my angry cat pic:)