PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUN

Posted by Pistol Pete

My best friend and fishing partner and I took advantage of the warm weather to make a quick trip to the local state park and lake to do a little fishing.I was on oxygen all of last year and it had been a couple years since we’d been out together.We caught a few nice crappies.but it seemed secondary to simply enjoying the day and sharing the fellowship of just relaxing and talking about nothing in particular.With a lake and the Rock River both within a 15 minute drive I hope to spend more time out of the house this summer.

Check out our customized boat:

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We have our share of moments,but nothing like these:

 

Chicago fast food workers to join national protest:

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24 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUN

  1. Pistol Pete

    MORON PULLED OVER FOR SUSPICION OF DRUNK DRIVING HANDS COP A BEER INSTEAD OF HIS LICENSE.
    I dunno,maybe the cop looked thirsty.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2620495/Drunk-driver-hands-cops-BEER-instead-licence-ploughing-police-car.html

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Thousands apply to ‘appraise sexual content’ for China’s web censors

    In an effort to crack down on online porn and inappropriate dating websites “endangering public morality” Chinese companies are offering jobs as ‘sexual content appraisers’ and are being inundated with job applicants.

    According to The Hollywood Reporter, a campaign known as “Cleaning the Web 2014,” has shut down 110 websites and deleted 3,300 accounts on China-based social networking services and online forums.
    As a Supreme Court Justice once famously said:(sic) ‘I can’t describe what pornography is,but I know it when I see it.’

    http://libertyunyielding.com/2014/05/05/thousands-apply-appraise-sexual-content-chinas-web-censors/#HiUCP1X3HID5bzRG.99

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  3. Pistol Pete

    this video was uploaded about 3 weeks ago and has 32 million hits.
    It’s called ‘Look Up’ and is a spoken word piece about looking up from our Smartphones and Ipads to look at the world that’s going by as we fail to notice.you’ll enjoy this:

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Woman born without a vagina has one made using skin from her THIGH
    The 26-year-old anonymous woman had surgery in Argentina
    Was diagnosed with Mayer-Rokitansky-Kuster-Hauser (MRKH) syndrome
    Surgeons took skin from the woman’s inner thigh, rather than her colon
    Follows on from U.S. scientists growing four vaginas in a laboratory
    Scientists growing vi-jayjays in a lab?Is that covered under the Farm Bill?
    If her happy place is made from her thigh,does it ever get a charley horse?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2622259/Woman-born-without-vagina-one-using-skin-THIGH.html#ixzz31EgtdILy

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On Church Lawn

    Cops: Utah pair trysted while wedding took place
    Attendees at a wedding Saturday were shocked to spot a 60-year-old woman and a 56-year-old man engaging in sex acts on the church lawn, Utah cops report.
    Just trying to give the happy couple a preview of what they have to look forward to.
    Ozzie and Harriet they ain’t.
    http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex-on-church-lawn-576432

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Florida whiz kid, 16, graduates college before high school

    Grace Bush received her degree from Florida Atlantic University on Friday with a 3.8 GPA. She will receive her ‘other’ diploma on Friday as part of the dual-enrollment program.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-teen-graduates-college-high-school-article-1.1781513#ixzz31Ejcngjq

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  7. chrissythehyphenated

    GOOD news … 26 Democrats joined Republicans in voting to seek a special counsel to probe the IRS targeting scandal.

    http://blog.heritage.org/2014/05/08/26-democrats-think-irs-scandal-doesnt-smell-right-video/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I thought the reporter’s question was really snarky and unprofessional. Not that the Obamacrat JournoListers in the MSM these days know what “professional” means … oh wait … I bet they’ve confused it with the oldest profession. Yup, that works.

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      • Pistol Pete

        The matter will now be referred to the Justice department.I’m sure AG Holder-Himmler will appoint a special counsel to fully investigate and those responsible will be punished…..BWAHAHAHA! Just kidding.

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Taxi driver who got sexual thrills from watching women trying not to wet themselves is arrested for giving female passengers biscuits laced with diuretics

    Toshihiko Nishi, 41, got sexual thrills from women desperate to urinate
    So he lured them into his cab for long-distance journeys and offered them crackers laced with diuretic he had bought online
    Alleged victim said he refused to let her out, giving her paper towel instead

    Different strokes for different folks,I guess.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624121/Taxi-driver-got-sexual-thrills-watching-women-trying-not-wet-arrested-giving-female-passengers-biscuits-laced-diuretics.html#ixzz31EkXu8v3

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Detroit Thugs Shoot Grandma Three Times – Seconds Later, They Learn Why Her Nickname Is Now ‘Rambo’
    Bad news:feral beasts shoot 51 year old woman 3 times
    Worse news:she happened to have a .45 cal pistol handy.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/05/08/detroit-thugs-shoot-grandma-three-times-seconds-later-they-learn-why-her-nickname-is-now-rambo/

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  10. chrissythehyphenated

    After a UN panel made the wild-eyed claims that the Catholic Church’s pro-life teachings “promote torture”, Archbishop Silvano Tomasi told committee members, “The Holy See condemns the torture of anyone, including those tortured and killed before they are born.”

    http://www.lifenews.com/2014/05/07/vatican-blasts-un-after-it-calls-catholic-churchs-pro-life-teachings-promoting-torture/

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Baby Mamas In Tag-Team Taser Assault Of Daddy

    Victim told cops women were angry he has a new girlfriend
    It’s so depressing that mother and father and husband and wife have been replaced by ‘baby mama’ and baby daddy.’
    it de-personalizes parenthood and trivializes one of the greatest gifts God granted to us.
    I see cases all the time of women with 6 or 7 kids all by different fathers and none support their own children.
    With birth control and abortion readily available there are no consequences for high-risk behavior.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/baby-mamas-ambush-father-564321

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  12. Pistol Pete

    SHE’S A SUPER FREAK: 5 Signs That You’re Dating a Psychopath
    Dating.my eye…I was MARRIED to one!!!
    http://clashdaily.com/2014/05/shes-super-freak-5-signs-youre-dating-psychopath/#Za96HsSIYR3IxTiM.99

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Since I probably won’t post Mother’s Day,I’m including a couple videos you might like

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  14. Pistol Pete

    FAMILY DOG KEEPS LOST THREE YEAR OLD SAFE UNTIL HELP ARRIVES
    On the farm,we had several ‘working dogs’,but we never had a ‘working cat.’
    http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/2014/05/family-dog-keeps-lost-three-year-old-child-safe-until-rescue-arrives/

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Artist who tied rooster to penis in Paris guilty of sexual exhibitionism

    Steven Cohen found guilty of sexual exhibitionism despite claiming he tied a live rooster to his penis near the Eiffel Tower for ‘performance art’
    Want real art?Tie an ostrich to your weenie,Jack.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/10808967/Artist-who-tied-rooster-to-penis-in-Paris-guilty-of-sexual-exhibitionism.html

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  16. Pistol Pete

    I never watch unfunny comedienne Ellen Degenerate,but here are a couple mother’s Day gift ideas.

    Jimmy Kimmel:
    Mother’s Day 2014 — What’s the Most Shocking Thing Your Kids Don’t know about you
    Some of these are pretty funny

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  17. Pistol Pete

    ‘He had the time of his life. What a way to go.’
    For a weary, emotional and grateful Donald Buska, it was mission accomplished.

    The 86-year-old U.S. Navy veteran fulfilled his longtime dream of traveling to Washington, D.C., on Sunday and Monday to visit the National World War II Memorial.

    The once-in-a-lifetime trip with Big Sky Honor Flight of Montana afforded him opportunities he had only imagined.

    And, it was an honor that came just in time.

    On Tuesday, Buska, who had been in hospice care since Feb. 12, passed away.

    “He had the time of his life,” said Buska’s son, Jeff, who traveled with him to Washington, D.C.

    Rest easy,sailor…you sure as hell earned it.

    http://billingsgazette.com/news/local/he-had-the-time-of-his-life-what-a-way/article_dd239fff-ffbb-5df8-9b7e-885ddf351ca1.html#ixzz31EtJdB9y

    World War II veteran Donald Buska describes how he managed to join the Navy despite being initially rejected for nearsightedness

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Pinocchio would have only been able to tell 13 lies: Research shows his neck would have snapped off with the weight of his nose if he’d told more
    •Scientists have tested how long the character’s nose could have grown
    •Experts at Leicester University worked out the weight each lie would add
    •They calculated the strain on his neck, assuming he was made from oak

    •The physics behind the story means he could have only told 13 lies

    Wonder how much the research grant was that financed that tidbit of information.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2620446/Pinocchio-able-tell-13-lies-research-shows.html

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  19. Pistol Pete

    Turning over a new leaf: Italian prisoners will get their sentences reduced by three days for every book they read while in jail
    Inmates can earn a maximum of 48 days off a year for reading books
    But they have to be more than 400 pages and comic books don’t count
    Comes after UK banned friends and relatives sending books to prisoners

    The catch probably is that all the books are written in chiese!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2623518/Turning-new-leaf-Italian-prisoners-sentences-reduced-three-days-book-read-jail.html#ixzz31Ew3x32h

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  20. Pistol Pete

    Have a blessed Mother’s Day.
    Remember,no one will ever love you the way your mother does.
    We owe you ladies everything.

    Twin sisters, who have spent 78 years apart have been reunited. Elizabeth Hamel and Ann Hunt were separated as babies when Ann was put up for adoption. The women met in California after the longest period of separation ever recorded for twins.

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  21. Violet

    Loved the Bill Dance bloopers! DH and I laughed our heads off.

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