PETE’S PAGE; PLIMARY ERECTION EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

May 6 is the Republican primary election in Ohio, North Carolina, and Indiana. Tea party and conservative groups are hoping to hand GOP leaders like John Boehner a rebuke. Their goal is to scare the establishment to straighten up and fly “right” (less liberal).

Once Orange Slush  gets past his primary challenger you can expect him to push amnesty very quickly.

In North Carolina’s U.S. Senate race, the establishment insists upon Thom Tillis, Speaker of the State House. The tea party and Ann Coulter are pushing hard for challenger Dr. Greg Brannon M.D. There are six other candidates, including contender Mark Harris. Tillis must win over 40% to avoid a run-off. A conservative in a run-off would probably beat Tillis in a low-turn-out rematch in June.

In Ohio’s 14th C.D., challenger Matt Lynch is the favorite of tea party groups against Boehner’s colleague, the incumbent David Joyce.

In Ohio’s 27th State Senate District, conservatives are hoping challenger Caleb Davenport  can retire State Sen. Frank LaRose, who is leading a movement for Republicans to compromise with democrats.

In Ohio’s State House 76th District, Sarah LaTourette is the daughter of former Congressman Steve LaTourette, who is leading an effort to defeat tea party candidates with his “Defending Mainstreet PAC.” The PAC’s initial funding was from Democrat donors and labor unions. Therefore, promoting write-in candidate Linda O’Brien is a tea party priority.

Later, on June 10, challenger David Brat trying to knock off  House Majority Leader Eric Cantor in Virginia’s 7th C.D. If Cantor survives that primary challenge, it could make June 11 the start of the final push for amnesty.

Just thought you’d like an update on primaries instead of the Benghazi conspiracy for a change.

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This is a bunch of a-list divas showing off at the Mets gala opening of Anna Wintour’s costume collection. The one on the far right is California Chrome,winner of last Saturday’s Kentucky Derby.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    Obama to go on Fundraising Tear this Week

    by Keith Koffler on May 5, 2014, 11:54 am

    President Obama, whose main role these days seems to be raising money for Democrats, will be jetting out to California Wednesday to lighten the wallets of some of the wealthy Democrats commonly found in the state.

    He lands in Los Angeles, where he will participate in a combined fundraising event for House and Senate Democrats. Then on Thursday things get really serious with FOUR fundraisers in a day. The first will be for the Democratic National Committee in Los Angeles, the second in San Diego for House Democrats, and then it’s on to San Jose for two more DNC events.

    Two “official” events ensure that taxpayers will be footing much of the bill, one a Wednesday dinner related to the Holocaust and the other an energy-related event in San Jose Friday.

    The community organizer doing what he does best(besides play golf.)

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  2. Pistol Pete

    DNC Uses Michelle Obama’s “Mother’s Day Card” As Fundraising Ploy…
    Sign the brood mare’s card then send the libs some of what little they leave you with after taxes.Oh,wait…you have to work to pay taxes.Sorry,my bad.
    http://weaselzippers.us/184948-dnc-uses-michelle-obamas-mothers-day-card-as-fundraising-ploy/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Republicans Close to Taking Over More State Legislatures
    The GOP only needs to gain a handful of seats to take control of five state senates, the Journal reported, and four more state legislative chambers are also being targeted. Republicans already control legislatures in 26 states and hold the governor’s office in 29 states as this year’s elections near.

    http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Republican-legislatures-majority-redistricting/2014/05/05/id/569440#ixzz30xHsPEuV

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  4. Pistol Pete

    WashPost Admits Its Film Critics Never Bothered to Review ‘God’s Not Dead’ Movie
    On March 21, the Post could only report “This movie did not screen in time for critic review in Weekend.” As if the Posties couldn’t buy tickets at the cineplex? Whittemore also noticed the naughty, porny movies they did not skip:

    For several weeks, the movie God’s Not Dead consistently showed up on The Post’s weekly list of “Top 10 Films” but received no review in the newspaper. Did The Post just blow it on that one and now thinks that it’s too late for a review? I hope that is the case, rather than The Post simply not liking the film’s premise, as expressed in its title. I noticed The Post was on top of Nymphomaniac Volumes I and II – which we won’t be seeing.

    editor’s note:God’s Not Dead was third at the box office again this week.Guess some people aren’t ashamed or afraid of God.

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/tim-graham/2014/05/05/washpost-admits-its-film-critics-never-bothered-review-gods-not-dead-mov#ixzz30xIxWT2C

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Liberals Beg Pelosi To Not Appoint Democrats To Benghazi Committee
    “Member of Congress told me she will urge Nancy Pelosi to appoint NO Democrats to Special Benghazi Committee,” liberal talk radio host Bill Press wrote on Twitter on Monday. “She’s right!”

    Democrats have argued that the investigations are partisan-driven and meant to try to harm former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton ahead of a likely run for president in 2016.

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/05/05/liberals-beg-pelosi-to-not-appoint-democrats-to-benghazi-committee/#ixzz30xKJaxGx

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Virginia proposal would limit size of gatherings at private homes
    A plan to ban “frequent and large gatherings at neighborhood homes” is a lawsuit waiting to happen, a Fairfax County supervisor predicts
    The proposed zoning ordinance limits “group assembly” at residences to 49 people a day. Such gatherings “shall not occur more frequently than three times in any 40-day period.”
    What would happen when a family had a reunion with hundreds of relatives?
    I.ve known of some that had to have t-shirts printed so people would know what side of the family they’re on.
    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/05/05/virginia-proposal-would-limit-size-gatherings-at-private-homes/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I had a gf who had 21 siblings spread across 3 continents. They had a gigantic reunion one year. Someone designed tees with the sib names on a crossword and each person wore the one with their own branch in red letters.

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    • GP

      Why are they so chicken, it might just get them re elected. People like those who seek truth.

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      • GP

        Not sure why this posted here, instead of above.
        Oh well,
        Want I wanted to comment here is that I wonder if those assembly are muslims calling to prayer. They are doing this in residential areas in my town, and threatening to sue if anyone tries to stop them.

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Trey Gowdy: Democrats Would Not Be Happy With Me If I Found A Cure For Malaria

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  8. Pistol Pete

    State Department: Kerry Will Not Appear Before Congress To Talk About Benghazi
    Apparently republicans didn’t get the memo.The Haughty John Kerry served in Viet Nam.He doesn’t answer to commoners.
    http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/05/06/state-department-kerry-will-not-appear-before-congress-to-talk-about-benghazi/

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  9. Pistol Pete

    White House: No one can stop our War on Energy
    There’s one thing Barack Obama told the truth about in his 2008 run, one thing he’s never really wavered from: he’s going to smash the power industry and drive up our energy costs. In a time of falling poll numbers and swirling scandals, with his party facing a grim midterm election, he’s decided to be pugnacious about it, sending forth his minions to brag that no one can stop his War on Energy, and signaling that Democrat support for his efforts is mandatory.
    http://www.humanevents.com/2014/05/06/white-house-no-one-can-stop-our-war-on-energy/

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    • GP

      When we finally get barky out of there, and the new guy gets the economy rolling again, you can bet the lefty loons will all be out there saying how it is Obama policy that is finally kicking in.

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Will Obama Claim Executive Privilege On Benghazi?
    He’s spent millions hiding his college transcripts.He never once took a definitive stand in the state or US Senate.He has never and WILL never accept responsibility for anything he did wrong.He takes credit for others’ successes and shifts blame to anybody else.Next question.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/05/04/Legal-Link-Between-Benghazi-and-Eric-Holder-s-Contempt-for-Operation-Fast-and-Furious

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Obama Biographer: ‘The World Seems to Disappoint Him’
    David Remnick, an Obama biographer and the editor of the New Yorker, said this morning on national TV that President Obama is disappointed in the world:
    http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obama-biographer-world-seems-disappoint-him_791045.html

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  12. Pistol Pete

    BREAKING: House Will Vote Today on Lerner Contempt
    Go ahead and get excited for a minute.Then remember Boehner is the one who has the final say whether she’s charged.OK.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2014/05/06/breaking-house-will-vote-today-on-lerner-contempt-n1834172

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Gowdy rebuffs Pelosi: The select committee WON’T be evenly divided because ‘elections have consequences’
    Nancy Pelosi suggested to Fox News that the Select Committee should be evenly divided among Republicans and Democrats. But Trey Gowdy says that just isn’t gonna happen and points to her own hypocrisy in the matter:
    http://therightscoop.com/gowdy-rebuffs-pelosi-the-select-committee-wont-be-evenly-divided-because-elections-have-consequences/

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  14. Pistol Pete

    NBC’s Chuck Todd: Obama W.H. Has “No Clue” How To Work With Congress (May 6, 2014)

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Joe DiGenova: ‘I’m Delighted the Democrats Don’t Want to Participate’
    “I’m delighted the Democrats don’t want to participate. All they would do is obstruct,” diGenova told WMAL talk radio in Washington, D.C. Monday morning.
    DiGenova predicted a “wag the dog” scenario:

    “I am predicting right now that the president is now, because of the problem associated with Benghazi, is actually going to order the special forces and the CIA to go into Libya and get the people who committed the crime, something he has been unwilling to do up until now.”
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/susan-jones/joe-digenova-im-delighted-democrats-dont-want-participate

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  16. Pistol Pete

    THANK GOD! Professor Smacked Down For Trying To Ban Thanking God At Graduation
    An analytic chemistry professor at public, taxpayer-funded East Carolina University (ECU) has failed miserably in his bizarre effort to prevent students from thanking God in personal statements, which will be read during a departmental graduation ceremony on Friday.

    The professor, Eli Hvastkovs, explicitly banned students from giving any credit to God in an email obtained by Campus Reform.
    You can’t thank God. I’m sorry about this — and I don’t want to have to outline the reasons why.
    Marilyn Sheerer, the provost at ECU, sent an email to affected students directing them to ignore the professors religious embargo.

    “Religious references of any type will not be restricted,” Sheerer’s email said.

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/05/06/thank-god-professor-smacked-down-for-trying-to-ban-thanking-god-at-graduation/#ixzz30xWhx5ON

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  17. Pistol Pete

    NYU Students/Teacher On May Day Field Trip-Accosted By Commie while talking to former Soviet citizen.

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    • GP

      It makes me so mad that we have to pay imbeciles like this “teacher”. And these kids parents are paying for their kids to be brainwashed.
      Undocumented people are ILLEGAL!!!!!
      You rock “Vladimir!”

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