PETE’S PAGE; CINCO DE MAYONNAISE EDITION

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In case anybody missed it (or if you even care) Saturday was the 100th edition of the White House Correspondents Dinner,AKA: Let’s all get together and make fun of republicans. This year was no exception. There was some unfunny punk named Joel McHale,who I’ve never heard of, poked a little mild fun at the Kenyan before turning vicious on Barry’s enemies. Barry,of course,can never really poke fun at himself because that’s just so beneath his imperious personage. I’m going to post a couple links about this circle jerk,but the videos are optional,if you can stand it. You have no idea the sacrifices I make going through this pap for you.

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From DMF:

Fat tub of goo and his soulmate split after 20 years of bilking people out of money to watch his horseshit films.

“This is sad and a bit of a shock: Documentary filmmaker Michael Moore has filed for divorce from wife Kathleen Glynn. The story appears in Michigan’s MLive. The Moores have been married since 1991 but have been together much longer than that. They are said to have a net worth of around $50 million. All of Moore’s hit movies– from Roger and Me to Sicko– have been made during the marriage. Glynn was a producer on several of the films and worked with Moore for at least 20 years. The couple otherwise has no children.”

FROM THE LOOKS OF THIS BEAST,HE SHOULD JUST PUT HER OUT TO PASTURE TO GRAZE

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DID THEY,OR DIDN’T THEY???MAKES YOU GO HMMMMM.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    HERE ARE SOME OF THE “JOKES” FROM THIS PUNK McHale:
    Here is a selection of some of the jokes.

    “House of cards has had a huge impact on Washington. What a great show. I haven’t seen a southern senator give a tour de force performance like that since Lindsay Graham played Blanche DuBois in “Streetcar Named desire.” And Lindsey if you’re here now you can drop character any time, man.”

    “Good evening, Mr. President. Or as Paul Ryan refers to you: another inner-city minority relying on the federal government to feed and house your family.”

    “The steaks tonight are very tasty. They’re from Cliven Bundy’s ranch. They taste amazing, once you peel off the tiny white hoods.”

    “I’m not going to spoil the surprise on ‘House of Cards,’ but just know that it was so shocking that Nancy Pelosi’s face its expression. Did you like that one, Nancy? I can’t tell.”

    “In other countries, spoilers mean, ‘Hey, I haven’t been back to the village for a while. Don’t tell me who died in the drone strike.’ Sorry about that.”

    WATCH THIS ONLY IF YOU HAVEN’T EATEN YET

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Obama at the White House Correspondents dinner was an unfunny uncomfortable attacking mess.

    He was talking about Olympic snowboarder Jamie Anderson, who was in attendance at the dinner, saying he hadn’t “seen someone pull a 180 that fast until Rand Paul disinvited that Nevada rancher from this dinner.”

    “As a general rule, things don’t end well if the sentence starts with, ‘Let me tell you something about the Negro,’” Obama said. “You don’t really need to know the rest of it, just a tip for you.” He then said “Speaking of Rand Paul,” he brought up the legalization of marijuana and said he hoped it wouldn’t lead to a lot of “paranoid people” who think the government is spying on them.

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Obama Skips Self-Deprecation, Lashes Out at Republicans in Vicious WHCA Dinner Monologue
    THERE IS A COPY OF THE HALF-BREEDS UNFUNNY JOKES SOME DRUGGED OUT KID WROTE FOR HIM,AT THE LINK,IF YOU’RE CURIOUS
    (its a lot easier than having to hear him)
    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/obama-skips-self-deprecation-lashes-out-republicans-vicious-whca-dinner-monologue

    TV: McHale, Obama bomb big time in DC
    Mooch wore a designer gown that costs more than most people make in a year.It looks suspiciously like the lace curtains in Granny’s dining room,which doubled as a sun room for her plants.
    There was more humor in Princess Di’s funeral than in DC last night.

    Too soon?
    http://blog.sfgate.com/dwiegand/2014/05/04/tv-mchale-obama-bomb-big-time-in-dc/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Wait … SFGATE said Teh Won bombed?! That’s the site that published the article in 2008 about how “spiritually enlightened” people had identified him as the savior. …. I’m feeling so much more cheerful right now! LOLOLOL

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  4. Pistol Pete

    After a round of golf Saturday and being swooned over by the media whores up his rear end,Barry has to have another party today:

    Obama Schedule || Monday, May 5, 2014

    by Keith Koffler on May 4, 2014, 10:13 pm

    10:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
    10:55 am || Meets with President Ismail Omar Guelleh of Djibouti
    5:50 pm || Hosts a Cinco de Mayo reception; Rose Garden

    All times Eastern

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Zogby Report Card: Obama is an ‘ogre of a hellish national security state’
    “Mr. Obama is no longer seen as the transformational symbol of hope and change, but more as an ogre of a hellish national security state. A new round of Benghazi emails reappears like a nasty zit. Lousy week.”

    Grade — F
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/zogby-report-card-obama-is-an-ogre-of-a-hellish-national-security-state/article/2548006

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Welcome To ‘Operation Chokepoint’-The DOJ’s Massive Overreach To Shut Down Lawful Businesses They Don’t Like

    THIS IS CHILLING:
    This article gives an example of a porn star who had her bank accout closed because the gummint didn’t approve of her business.Roger Hedgecock had an item about a woman who had an online arms dealership,completely legal and legitimate.Her bank abruptly called her and told her her account was being closed and to move her money before she would forfeit it.There is a list of the kinds of business Holder is pressuring the banks to ruin…check these out:
    http://weaselzippers.us/184886-welcome-to-operation-chokepoint-the-dojs-massive-overreach-to-shut-down-lawful-businesses-they-dont-like/

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Greg Gutfeld (Host of ‘The Five’) asks what he’s been asking since 9/11 2012, ‘Who Pushed The Video!”

    BECKEL ADMITS BENGHAZI WAS A COVERUP TO PROTECT THE HALF-BREED BEFORE THE ELECTION…SO WHAT??

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Dem Congressman John Conyers Doesn’t Have Enough Signatures To Appear on the Primary Ballot

    Write-in for Conyers? It looks that way…
    The circulators who were gathering signatures for Congressman Conyers were not registered to vote which is a violation of state election law. It makes all the signatures collected invalid.

    The County Clerk says Conyers will not appear on the ballot
    This reprobate has been in Congress for 50 freaking years.You wanna bet he manages to get elected again,even though most of his constituents are either illiterate or dead.
    I believe his wife Monica is still doing time in prison for bribe taking and corruption.so he can’t hand the seat to her yet.
    http://www.hapblog.com/2014/05/dem-congressman-john-conyers-doesnt.html

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    • GP

      LOL!
      I wonder if he will find a way to allow people who don’t speak English to be allowed help with the write ins; So they won’t be disenfranchised.

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Senate moves to bypass Obama, approve Keystone pipeline
    The vote to authorize immediate construction of the controversial Keystone XL Pipeline may come to a crucial head next week, as two Senators introduced a bill on Thursday calling for binding legislation.

    Lead sponsors Senators Mary Landrieu, D-La., and John Hoeven, R-N.D., are trying to wrestle control of the decision-making process from the White House, which has waffled for more than five years and disregarded five major approval-granting studies, the Times-Picayune reported.
    This is nothing more than an attempt to save Landrieu’s bacon.Even if they got enough votes to override a veto,his EPA stands ready with enough regulations to stop the pipeline from ever happening.
    Liberals always have all the angles figured.
    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/05/02/senate-moves-to-bypass-obama-approve-keystone-pipeline-116247

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Luxury models: House votes to protect its taxpayer-funded cars
    Republicans and Democrats alike joined together to protect their ability to use their public money from their office accounts to rent themselves cars, which they can use to tool around Washington or their districts back home.
    Remember when Stretch Piglosi was speaker,she demanded a fleet of 3 military planes to fly her home to California every weekend?These people really believe getting elected entitles them to a free and luxurious life.

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/may/1/house-votes-protect-its-taxpayer-funded-cars/#ixzz30rCeFKGw

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  11. Pistol Pete

    Staffers of the alt-weekly newspaper Willamette Week recently met with Oregon Republican U.S. Senate candidates seeking an endorsement and things got quite dramatic after one reporter was caught scribbling “blah blah blah” on his notepad while a candidate spoke.

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    • After the only conscious person leaves the room, for contrast, you get just that snippet of the brainless, spineless boob on the right spewing mealy-mouthed garbage. “Well, Bob, I think yes and no about whatever you asked because I’m a one-dimensional robot with limited software. Beeep! Derp!” And all of them just sit there and go on like nothing happened. Do-dee-doh.

      And Callahan… I gather he’s being celebrated virally for this. Rightly, of course, but how sad that it has become notable to behave as any normal person should in a room full of childish hostiles and infantile idiots.

      Isn’t the video age wonderful, though. Whatever propaganda the con artists posing as reporters were planning, one video trumps all their words.

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Obama Should Thank Satan Donald Sterling’s Rant Was Released The Same Week As The Benghazi Email
    I wish Tim Roth’s show, Lie to Me, was still on the air, because they’d be having a field day with last Wednesday’s presser where ABC’S Jon Karl grilled Jay Carney. Geez, Lie To Me could have done another entire season dedicated solely to Carney’s haggard deception, as that weasel was slinging more crap that morning than a cat trying to bury diarrhea in wet sand.
    http://townhall.com/columnists/douggiles/2014/05/04/obama-should-thank-satan-donald-sterlings-rant-was-released-the-same-week-as-the-benghazi-email-n1833146?utm_source=thdaily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl

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    • GP

      It doesn’t matter what the side story is. The press will always pick it up to deflect attention from the latest WH scandal.

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  13. Pistol Pete

    What Difference at this point Does It Make?
    The Democratic Party is the Party of Crime, Corruption, Incompetence and Embarrassment, and Republicans should at least stop embarrassing them. Democrats will always place themselves before policy, and policy before country. There is no embarrassment great enough to cause them to remove Obama or resign themselves from office. The only thing Republicans can hope to accomplish is that the news media might become tired of carrying so much water, and tell the American People about the scandals. Hillary Clinton was right. Without the willingness to appoint special prosecutors, see heads roll, and Impeach (even without hope of removal), what difference does it make? Short of impeachment, the American People will likely never know.
    http://www.americanthinker.com/2014/05/what_difference_at_this_point_does_it_make.html

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Obama Explains What He Will Do if ‘Republicans in Congress Refuse to Act’ to ‘Grow Our Economy From the Middle Out’
    This is a link to the emperor’s Saturday address.Same tired class envy gamesmanship democrats have gotten away with fir decades.it must have been recorded,since he had him some golfs to shoot that day.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/05/03/obama-explains-what-he-will-do-if-republicans-in-congress-refuse-to-act-to-grow-our-economy-from-the-middle-out/

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Rep. Schiff: Democrats May Not Participate in Select Committee on Benghazi (Video)
    Here’s the deal….democrats are trying to make this into a political ploy since there is no defense for what their leader and the queen-in-waiting did.With liberals everything is about image.It wouldn’t surpise me if they all showed up and as soon as Killary was sworn in they all got up and left en masse.They’re famous for skipping out when they’re losing.

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  16. Pistol Pete

    It is not possible to get leftists to feel embarrassment or shame
    Various members of the White House staff, mostly fresh-faced twenty or thirty-something leftists, have been out there lately demonstrating that they have no capability to admit error or feel the slightest bit of shame in mistakes made by this administration.
    But leftists are now in permanent “deny, deny, deny” mode. Bill Clinton taught them well. If you never admit mistakes or problems, you effectively reduce your opponents to sputtering frustration

    http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=234422#bQP7er37iKiDiQpo.99

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  17. Pistol Pete

    CA Congresswoman: Raise State Minimum Wage to $26 an Hour
    The democrats completely control the state.They don’t need a single republican vote.Why don’t they just do it?
    Because they know it would ruin whats left of their economy,they just want the sound bite for their campaign ads.

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/05/04/CA-Congresswoman-Raise-State-Minimum-Wage-to-26-an-Hour

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Watch Calamity Jane throw a bunch of irrelevant drek in to obscure the argument
    Harman and Hume Tangle Over Benghazi Talking Points

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  19. Sometimes things jump out at ya, sometimes they creep up on ya.

    Sometimes both.

    “Glynn was a producer on several of the films and worked with Moore for at least 20 years. The couple otherwise has no children.”

    Otherwise? Otherwise?? Otherwise???

    This is what happens when you devalue the meaning of “children,” I guess. “Why, yes, they had several babies together, of course, dah-ling, artistically speaking-wise. And we’re just wondering, naturally, who will get custody in the settlement, and who will have to pay ‘child’ support.”

    Leading to the unavoidable thought that children like that justify abortion, but that’s so awful I wouldn’t say it. (Oops. Sorry, sorry.)

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