Posted by Pistol Pete

Been a heartbreaking week. The more the willfully ignorant are forced to admit four Americans were murdered on 9/11/12 that could have been saved but for a deadly conspiracy to protect a useless tyrant squatting in the White Hut the more frustrating it is to know that those directly responsible will never, ever be made to answer and that the one most responsible will in all likelihood wind up commander-in-chief of whatever is left of the military when the half-breed is finished. And the media will give her a complete pass.

In other news,it’s rained here for 6 straight days and the temp has been in the 40’s. I’m suffering from critical cabin fever waiting for the weather to improve so I can finally induce my fishing buddy into taking the boat out and chasing the elusive crappie.






Does Jarlsburg visit the garden? Who was the first to call Obama criminal co-conspirator Carnage?

Play It Where It Lies






Filed under Funny Stuff

27 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUNDAY

  1. Pistol Pete

    Staff luckily saw the funny side and processed order like normal customer
    Local police later arrived at Burger King but took no action against Hamad


  2. Pistol Pete

    The Answer to What You’ve Always Wondered About Taco Bell’s Meat: What’s Actually In It?
    Do you really want to know?


  3. Pistol Pete

    Kids Taste Coffee For The First Time


    • Back in the old days, parents were warned that children shouldn’t be allowed to drink coffee or tea because it would stunt their growth. My girls definitely proved that old wives’ tale to be a crock! When they were little, all of them were naturally curious about coffee, since they saw adults drinking it, so I let each of them taste it just to satisfy their curiosity. My eldest daughter hated it and never asked for it again, although she acquired a taste for it much later as an adult. My middle daughter loved it immediately, and she drank coffee and tea all the time when she was growing up. My youngest daughter hated it as a child and never did acquire a taste for it. Guess which of the three girls is the tallest? The middle one, who’s been drinking coffee and tea all her life. She’s six feet tall, while her two sisters are only 5’8″ and 5’9″.


  4. Pistol Pete

    Bras for tweens, created by a teen: High Schooler raises $41,000 for underwear label inspired by her little sister
    Long live the entrepreneurial spirit.


  5. Pistol Pete

    Grandpa Calls 911 To Report His “Lazy” Grandson

    Man, 72, reported that teen refuses chores
    I feel sure my grandson won’t have hair like this as long as my daughter has anything to say about it.
    (check some of the comments)


  6. Pistol Pete

    First special needs man on Wheel of Fortune
    Time to stand up and cheer!
    He survived nine brain surgeries, open heart surgery and has Tourette’s syndrome and Asperger’s syndrome — so no one questions his perseverance.

    Trent Girone’s inspiring story and sparkling personality turned him to an overnight viral sensation after he appeared on Wednesday’s “Wheel of Fortune” episode. He is the first-ever special needs contestant on the show, which has been his favorite since he was just 2 years old.


  7. Pistol Pete

    Average American spends $1,200 a year on fast food – that’s burgers and fried chicken twice EVERY week
    We can’t even afford fast food anymore.Once in awhile we go to Taco Bell for a .99 taco and a free drink(because we’re seniors)


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Since I never eat fast food, someone is having my two per week. LOL


      • Ting

        Mine, too! No one in my family eats it. Even if it wasn’t so bad for you, we are all too cheap.


        • chrissythehyphenated

          I loved the taste, but when I started eating healthier, I realized the “treat” I was getting myself on occasion was just causing some very expensive indigestion. 20 minutes of pleasure on my tongue vs. hours of misery in my belly … and I PAID FOR IT?!?! Didn’t take me long to kick the habit entirely. LOL


          • I used to do the fast food thing, because when my kids were younger I felt so overwhelmed all the time and cooking seemed like such a time-consuming chore. But when I started paying more attention to nutrition and health, and started eating better, I pretty much I lost my taste for the junk they sell at fast food joints. And now that my kids are all grown up and I have more time, I don’t resent the hours I spend in the kitchen preparing good meals with fresh, healthful ingredients.


  8. Pistol Pete

    Study finds eating chicken on the bone makes children more aggressive
    The study, which was published in Eating Behaviors, found that children were “twice as likely to disobey adults and twice as aggressive toward other kids” when eating food they had to hold and bite.

    I don’t know about all that,but I recall my Uncle Ed reaching for the last fried chicken liver on the plate one Sunday and granny perforated the back of his hand with her fork because she wanted it.(Sunday dinner on the farm often descended into a bloodsport. )


  9. Pistol Pete

    Thug Sucker-Punches Business Owner. Unfortunate Thug Then Finds Out How Ex-Special Forces Soldiers Respond to Such Behavior.
    Every once in awhile you come across somebody you really shouldn’t mess with.


  10. Pistol Pete

    Woman’s belly button ‘EXPLODES’ on a flight after dodgy tummy tuck operation

    Patricia Jackson, 68, had a tummy tuck in a private hospital in 2005
    A year later, she started to get pain and discharge from her stomach
    Doctors failed to realise the cause was that her belly button had been left inside her during the operation – and it was slowly breaking down
    OK,whats a 68 year old woman getting a tummy tuck for?Is she a stripper at the retirement home?


  11. Pistol Pete

    Teenager takes his great-grandmother to prom
    Delores Dennison never went to her high school prom.

    Times were tough. Money was scarce — just enough for the necessities.

    But if she had gone to the prom, Delores might have imagined wearing a lovely dress and promenading through a sea of balloons and dancing with a handsome young man on a crisp April evening. She might have imagined the band playing the Frank Sinatra song, “How I love the kisses of Delores.”

    But the days of promenades have long passed for Delores, now 89-years-old. Youth and vigor have given way to heart trouble and a stroke. And the handsome young man who became the love of her life – the man who used to sing to her that Frank Sinatra song, passed away many years ago.


  12. Pistol Pete

    Children’s Books You Won’t Believe Are Banned | The Hotlist


  13. Pistol Pete

    Man arrested after being caught strolling naked through Walmart blames his strange behavior on taking Meth that he thought was Ecstasy

    He was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct

    The incident isn’t Hughes’ first arrest for being caught naked while under the influence of banned substances according to police reports
    The really bizarre thing is that in some Walmarts a man running around naked is not out of the ordinary.


  14. Pistol Pete

    Did Subway Really Cut Bacon and Ham From 185 Stores Due to Islamic Demand?
    An “all meats are halal” sign now appears at Subway locations where these changes have been adopted, with turkey ham serving as a replacement, the Daily Mail reported.

    Muslims cannot eat pork or consume any non-halal meat — meat that is not slaughtered and prepared in accordance with Islamic law.

    Your beliefs and values matter little.All must acquiesce to Islams demands
    or they will kill you.


  15. Pistol Pete

    Britain’s Got Talent

    Despite his nerves, Bailey McConnell wows the audience playing his own song for the Judges.
    Watch this:


  16. Pistol Pete

    Med student, 27, auctions off her virginity with the highest offer at $300k.. and says she DOESN’T need the money to pay off student loans
    The student, who is using the alias ‘Elizabeth Raine,’ launched her online auction on March 31 and initially hid her face to conceal her identity
    She later decided revealing her face would help convince skeptical customers
    Just a week before bidding ends on May 7, the current top bid listed on her website is $550,000
    Raine claims that while she’s doing this for the money primarily, she is also attracted by the adventure, eroticism, scandal and the chance to challenge norms about virginity
    She also said she wouldn’t ruled out falling in love with her suitor

    I think its time to wrap it up for the weekend…TTFN


  17. chrissythehyphenated

    Good news for religious free speech. A middle school student sued her Kansas school district for banning her posters because they had Bible verses on them. She won.


  18. Greetings, PoliNationals.

    I don’t know how to get my cell to link to my account with the avatar. Primitive early 21st Century toys, all flash and no function.

    I just don’t get enough time to peruse PN. Always glad when I get a chance.

    Another in the same vein as the horror graphic above, featuring Boston bomber Tiretread.

    Not for mealtime.

    The “you don’t redistribute you earn” poster is a keeper / forward item. Succinct & powerful.

    Thanks for all your posts, Pete.