PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUNDAY

Posted by Pistol Pete

First off,I could not disagree more with the statements made yesterday by Cliven Bundy as interpreted by Slimeball Reid and the rabies-infested vermin who laughingly call themselves journalists. While the old man’s comments were ill-advised and wrong,it doesn’t excuse the feds’ attempt to steal this man’s land,slaughter his property and bully him off the property he had lived on all his life. I’ve read a lot of filth from the libtards who extrapolate the racist views of an old man to an entire political party. If you go near a television or news website you are sure to be reminded of this for as long as the left can milk it. Fortunately this is Friday and this is the last you’ll hear of it here.

Casual Friday

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I’M NOT BOWING,DUDE…I GOT MY PUBES CAUGHT IN MY ZIPPER

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  1. Pistol Pete

    White House blames fox for destroying Michelle’s garden
    The White House is going to war with another fox — and this time, it’s personal.

    The Wall Street Journal reports that a red fox has been causing chaos around the White House, tripping security alarms, digging up Michelle’s garden and distracting the president from his duties
    So far the critter has avoided the steel leghold traps they set out for it…(PETA,where are you???) but they haven’t had to bring in the BLM snipers to off the varmint.
    Question:WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUTIES DOES BOZO HAVE THAT AN ANIMAL CAN DISTRACT HIM FROM,HMMM???

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/04/18/white-house-blames-fox-for-destroying-michelles-garden/#ixzz2zulQNvsN

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Dallas Archer, 19, taken to a jail in Tennessee for driving offence
    During a search at Kingsport Jail officers found ‘unknown object’ in her crotch
    This idiot was using her vi-jayjay as a holster for a loaded revolver!
    Takes the term:’going off’ to a whole ‘nother level,don’t it?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2611201/Teenage-girl-charged-police-loaded-handgun-hidden-genitals-prison-pat-down.html#ixzz2zunoBKaB

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  3. Pistol Pete

    PETA wants Iowa to ok 10-foot-tall memorial to turkeys
    After a crash involving a truck carrying turkeys, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals wants Iowa to approve a memorial to the birds.

    PETA asked for the memorial to honor turkeys that died when a truck crashed April 12, 2014 in Sioux City, Iowa. The truck hit ten parked cars, and then tipped over, according to the Sioux City Journal.

    PETA claims more than 500 turkeys perished in the crash

    I was wondering where PETA was….question asked and answered
    http://wqad.com/2014/04/23/peta-wants-iowa-to-ok-10-foot-tall-memorial-to-turkeys/

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Army Veteran and chaplain speaks out against gun control

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Japanese MP who was angry that Michelle didn’t join president on Tokyo trip makes extraordinary claim that Obama CHEATS and their looming divorce is ‘an open secret’
    Mrs. and Mrs. Obama, he wrote, have already decided to divorce after he leaves office – a claim mirroring one in the National Enquirer

    Hamada claims Michelle Obama knows her husband is cheating on her and using the Secret Service to hide the evidence
    OK,this is BS…but remember where you heard it first.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2611563/The-Obamas-failed-marriage-looming-divorce-open-secret-claims-member-Japans-parliament-president-using-Secret-Service-hide-affairs.html#ixzz2zusKeTOi

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    • What A Hoot

      And he said he is not a natural born citizen, not qualified for office.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      That marriage was dead long before they moved to the White House.

      Michelle described herself as “a busy single mom” for a good reason. Barry had been living apart from them since January 1997 when he became an Illinois State Senator. He came home on week-ends, at least some of the time, assuming the girls are even his. Malia was born in 1998; Sasha was born in 2001.

      We had neighbors like this with five kids and a terrible marriage. He also worked in state government and lived full time in Albany, only coming home occasionally. Scuttlebutt was he was a beater. I never laid eyes on the man and I babysat for them.

      My guess is Barry is gay and just kept up the pretense of the marriage for the sake of his political career, since a lot of his constituency doesn’t accept homosexuality. I often wonder if the girls would’ve been better off without the White House faux togetherness. From what I’ve read, living with a malignant narcissist is hell on earth.

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Illinois is the worst place to live, say people who live in Illinois
    Illinois is the worst, according to the people who live there.

    A new Gallup poll is out with information about how people who live in states feel about these states. So now we know that people in Montana really, really like living in Montana, while people in Illinois and Rhode Island are pretty sure they don’t live in one of the best places in the country.

    Montana and Alaska easily top the list of states viewed by residents as the best places to live:

    Illinois is not really so bad as long as you’re OK with living in a state where there are no jobs,is run top to bottom by bribe-taking,influence-peddling greedy corruptocrats who raise taxes at will so the entire state can feed the public union entitlement beast who has devoured Cook County.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/04/24/illinois-is-the-worst-place-to-live-say-people-who-live-in-illinois/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      The Buzzers are in AK and love it there. If it wasn’t so far from family and so expensive to visit, they’d seriously consider staying on after Daddy Buzz gets out of the military.

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Getting your five a day just got interesting: Häagen-Dazs launch vegetable-flavoured ICE CREAM in Japan

    •Tomato-Cherry and Carrot-Orange flavours available in Japan from May

    •Contain less milk fat at just 8.5 per cent – with up to 20 per cent juice

    Hey,Mooch…howzabout downing a couple gallons of this crap instead of your cheeseburgers and French fries?
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2611061/Getting-five-day-just-got-interesting-H-agen-Dazs-launch-vegetable-flavoured-ICE-CREAM-Japan.html

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Brad Stine is a preacher/comedian.If you’ve never heard him,take a listen,he’s good.

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  9. Pistol Pete

    What does your poo say about YOU? Colour guide reveals the health clues in stools

    Green poo can be caused by food being digested too fast
    It can also be caused by eating a lot of green vegetables

    White poo is caused by a shortage of bile due to a blocked bile duct
    Yellow faeces which is greasy and smells of eggs is caused by too much unmetabolised fat in the poo – this can be a sign of coeliac disease
    Black poo can be a sign of eating liquorice or drinking Guinness
    It can also be triggered by bleeding caused by a tumour or an ulcer
    Bright red poo can be a sign of bleeding lower in the gastrointestinal tract
    Have you checked your poo on the color chart lately?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2611166/What-does-poo-say-YOU-Colour-guide-reveals-health-clues-stools.html#ixzz2zuwt9pbF

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I never looked at mine until I nearly died from a bleeding ulcer. The doctor (a tad short on bedside manner) was all kinds of sneering and eye rolling because I did know what color my poo had been lately. Black is digested blood; red is undigested. It helps them know where the bleeding is happening. But nobody ever told me I should look at it before. They shoved a tube down my throat and found the hole in my stomach. I’d taken an aspirin with only a small amount of water and with an empty stomach. It ate a hole in my stomach lining and I lost 2/3 of my body’s blood volume. Since then, I take only Tylenol and I always look before i flush. Live and learn.

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Autopsy Planned For Man Found Dead In Portable Potty

    This is supposed to be from Detroit,but I don’t see any bullet holes in the porta-potty from a drive-by,or squat-by if you prefer.
    http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2014/04/22/autopsy-planned-for-man-found-dead-in-portable-potty/

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  11. Pistol Pete

    After forcing gay marriage down our throats and insisting on teaching our kids it’s normal,this is inevitable

    MEET DOLL,KITTEN AND BRYN
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2611020/Meet-worlds-married-lesbian-threesome-baby-make-four-July.html

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    • What A Hoot

      Not my comment but heard and laughed; was said by man who saw pic of the three, “So much boob wasted.”

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    • When my baby (now 19) was little, her three older siblings all had very strong opinions about how she ought to behave, and they were always trying to give her the benefit of their superior wisdom. Every time one of them started bossing her around, she would say defensively, “I don’t need two mothers!” … and I would chuckle. Now pity this poor baby, with not two, but three mothers… and no father.

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Michael Sharkey owns a home in New Port Richey,fla. He served in Afghanistan and was stationed for two years in Hawaii.When he came home,two convicted felons had broken into his home,changed the locks and were squatting there/Take a look:
    SQUATTERS: Mooches Won’t Leave Soldier’s Vacant Home

    When soldier Michael Sharkey was deployed to Afghanistan two years ago, he asked a friend to watch over his New Port Richey house. Sharkey and his wife are now living in Hawaii where he is currently stationed. They plan to move back into their New Port Richey home someday. But, right now they are fighting to get their house back.

    They say strangers broke in, changed the locks, moved in and they refuse to leave.

    “I want the people out,” said Sharkey. “They’re criminals living in my house.”

    Sharkey was shocked to find out that the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office says it can’t do anything about the squatters.

    Here’s where it gets complicated.

    When 8 On Your Side went to check out the situation, we found a man named Julio Ortiz and his girlfriend, Fatima Cardoso, living in the soldier’s home. They offered no apologies. They say they know Sharkey doesn’t want them there, but they’re not leaving until they’re ready.

    “I don’t want problems,” Ortiz said. “We’re not doing anything wrong.”

    http://clashdaily.com/2014/04/squatters-mooches-wont-leave-soldiers-vacant-home/#B9u527zRQXteQkVE.99

    THIS IS FRIDAY FUNDAY,NOT DEPRESS THE HELL OUT OF MY READERS BEFORE THE WEEKEND.
    Seems Michael Sharkey has a band of brothers who have his back:
    The sentiment never moved Sharkey a bit, especially after learning Ortiz spent a dozen years in prison in New Jersey for robbery, car jacking and selling drugs on school property; Cardorso spent more than two years in prison on drug charges.

    What’s more Ortiz was arrested three times in Pasco County last year on minor charges while Cardoso got busted there seven times on drug charges since 2011.

    “They are criminals,” Sharkey told WFLA. “I am serving my country, and they have more rights to my home than I do.”

    Then WFLA reported that two Tampa motorcycle clubs filled with veterans were planning to ride over to the Sharkey residence on Sunday “and peacefully make the squatters uncomfortable.”

    note:”uncomfortable”…that’s one way of putting it
    Scare the living shit out of would be another.

    With that, Ortiz started packing up, noting the planned biker visit was one of the reasons he and Cardoso were leaving, WFLA said.

    More from WFLA:

    Early Thursday morning the house seemed unoccupied. A few belongings were scattered on the front yard and two dogs were barking in the house. One of the animals jumped out of a broken window and ran around the yard. A Pasco County Sheriff’s deputy responded to the scene waiting for the animal control to get to the house.

    When Animal Control trappers arrived they eventually captured both dogs. Ortiz’s friends came over and took the animals. Duke Energy crews came to the house to investigate how the squatters got electricity at the house.

    Price said Veteran Warriors is organizing a cleanup and remodel of the house.

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    Indeed Sharkey tried going through law enforcement to remove Ortiz and Cardoso, but that turned out to be in vain — sheriffs said it’s a civil matter and would take a court order to evict them since they established residency.

    As you might guess, all of this has made other veterans and supporters of Sharkey absolutely livid.

    Lauren Price of Veterans Warriors told WFLA that Ortiz picked the wrong house to squat in, adding that she’s heard from veterans around the world who want to help. An attorney was secured who would handle the eviction process for free. Volunteers have since come forward and agreed to keep a close watch on the property to deter vandalism.
    Every once in a while the good guys win.

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/04/24/ex-cons-squatting-in-soldiers-home-defiantly-stay-put-but-their-tune-rapidly-changes-after-outraged-bikers-veterans-promise-a-little-visit/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      THANK YOU … I’ve heard of this squatting problem and it is wonderful to have the GOOD GUYS win! Not surprised the trash left their animals. We had some creepy people do that before we took over managing an apartment building. They were way behind on the rent and took off, leaving dogs and cats behind with no care. Sheesh. How tough is it to find a phone and tell the SPCA? We rescued the animals, but the floor was a never the same. Did you know that urine makes an permanent dark gray stain on wood? We refinished them, but the stain was too deep, so the only thing to do was throw an area rug on it and pretend it wasn’t there. At least we got the SMELL out.

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  13. Pistol Pete

    One cat-uccino please! FEMAIL meets the furry faces inside New York’s very first cat cafe

    The pop-up cafe, which will be open for the next four days, generated lines around the block in Manhattan
    New York’s first and only Cat Cafe opened its doors to human visitors on Thursday, sparking lines around a block in Downtown Manhattan.

    The Cat Cafe, a pop-up operated by Purina One, will remain open for four days and during that time patrons will have the opportunity to canoodle with 16 furry rescue cats, all of whom are available for adoption.

    The North Shore Animal League partnered with Purina One to supply the cats from its center in Port Washington, New York.
    OK,cat lovers….let’s have a collective aaawwwwwwwww.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2612666/One-cat-uccino-FEMAIL-meets-furry-faces-inside-New-Yorks-cat-cafe.html#ixzz2zv78bnvb

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Ah,memories;I had my mom convinced I was brain damaged

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Forget taking a little blue pill – now you can have Viagra ICE CREAM

    •British ice cream maker has created a Viagra and champagne flavour

    •Each serving contains 25mg of the erectile dysfunction drug
    •Viagra recommends a dose of 50mg per person – i.e. two scoops

    •The secret celebrity client was said to be ‘very happy with the result’
    Veggie ice cream,Viagra ice cream….whatever happened to Fudge Ripple??
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2602328/Forget-little-blue-pill-Viagra-ICE-CREAM.html

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Why Is This Naked Man Doing Kung Fu In A Tesla Model S?
    A man in a Tesla Model S decided that this scenic spot on the Pacific Coast Highway was a good place to get naked, stand up out of the sunroof, and work on his martial arts regimen. And that’s about all we know.P
    Then you don’t know squat…this is not Kung Fu,its Tai Chi,which everybody in China does daily.Obviously,from the video,the dude is living better chemically.
    http://jalopnik.com/why-is-this-naked-man-doing-kung-fu-in-a-tesla-model-s-1566715467

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Tickling your baby can help them learn to speak: Researchers find sense of touch linked to speech development
    Touch found to impacts child’s word learning ability

    Helps them identify words in the continuous stream of speech
    Somebody must have tickled the crap out of me…Granny used to say I must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
    (my apologies to anyone who doesn’t know what a phonograph is.)

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2612418/Could-tickling-baby-help-learn-SPEAK-Researchers-sense-touch-linked-speech-development.html#ixzz2zvBkbGSA

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  18. Pistol Pete

    We had a squirrel that lived in the oak tree behind the farmhouse.I used to leave out peanuts he’d come and snatch.After a while,he’d come close enough to take a nut right next to me.He’d even stick his head in my pocket to pull our a walnut.Fortunately,I fared bettr than this poor woman.
    her first problem was sliced nut are too small for a wild animal to grab gently…but they WILL grab it.
    The outcome was less than satisfactory

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    • Haha! That happened to me once when I was a kid. I had a whole gaggle of squirrels that I’d tamed to the point of eating out of my hand, but one of them was kind of stupid and mistook my finger for a peanut. They have very sharp little teeth! But I forgave him — he couldn’t help that he was stupid.

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  19. chrissythehyphenated

    GOOD READ HERE: “Black Leaders Says Bundy Remarks Not Racist” @
    http://www.wnd.com/2014/04/black-leader-says-bundy-remarks-not-racist/

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  20. chrissythehyphenated

    The first questions tossed at Pres. Obama this a.m. in Korea was by AP. “Did you sleep well?” Oy vey. After all these years, the only really amazing part is that these “real journalists” continue to do this crap without blushing.

    http://twitchy.com/2014/04/25/did-you-sleep-well-reporters-hit-president-obama-with-tough-questions/

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  21. chrissythehyphenated

    Five years later, this is one of the most unintentionally darkly comic things ever to come out of a presidential campaign.

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