PETE’S PAGE; THURSDAY EDITION

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Posted by Pistol Pete

Yesterday the Chicago Cubs celebrated the 100th anniversary of the opening of this woeful club’s one enduring attraction….Wrigley Field. I’ll never forget my first trip there with my granddad and his brother,my great-uncle Homer. I marveled at the enormity of it,the concrete,the steel girders,the crowds of people I wasn’t used to,and the playing field and scoreboard I had only seen on our black-and-white television. I’m 8 years old,sitting with Grampa,eating a hot dog from a vendor,trying to keep score with the program he bought and getting a Cubs pennant. Few things I have ever done in life have matched the wonderment of seeing my first game with Gramps.

He passed away in 1972,and if he were to return the first thing he’d ask is: ‘Have they won a World Series yet?’ Sadly,the cubs are in the 106th year of their 5 year rebuilding plan.In 1969,when they led the league until August before completely disintegrating I’ll never forget a heartbroken man coming home and saying: ‘They wouldn’t be the Cubs if they didn’t break your heart.’ I never forgot that.

Maybe that’s the way I feel when the political party I favor fails time and again to uphold the promises they made to get elected,preferring instead to consort with the same people they criticized while campaigning for their job. After years of disappointment I have determined the Cubs will never win another championship and the way it’s going the GOP will never again win the White House since they seem determined to grant amnesty to 30 million democrat voters.

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  1. Pistol Pete

    Obama Is Eating At The Legendary ‘Jiro Dreams Of Sushi’ Restaurant
    It is impossible to get a seat at this underground restaurant.Its in a railway station,only seats 10 and features sushi made from the endangered Bluefin tuna.Bozo dined with PM Abe and sweet Caroline Kennedy,who he named ambassador,for some unknown reason.
    A five course meal of raw fish=$360 and takes about 20 minutes to eat.
    Now,back to bitching about “income inequality.”

    http://www.businessinsider.com/obama-jiro-dreams-of-sushi-2014-4#ixzz2zoa4gb00

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Is it just me or did the media not give breathless attention to everything and everywhere Dubya ate?

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      • Violet

        I’ve seen a documentary about Jiro’s sushi restaurant. He is a master at his craft. He personally makes each piece of sushi in front of the diners and serves them at their own pace. The restaurant only seats one party at a time, and Jiro’s apprentices spend years just perfecting their rice-making techniques! Apparently, Zero stopped eating half-way through the meal. That would have been very insulting to Mr. Jiro, who takes such pride in his art form. To the great surprise of absolutely NOBODY, zero manages to offend yet one more person who ‘did not build that’.

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Quinn Campaign Wonders: Black Republicans Like Jewish Nazis?
    Chicago Sun Times readers were stunned last week to find that writer Neil Steinberg has penned a column comparing black supporters of Republican gubernatorial candidate Bruce Rauner to Jews who collaborated with the Nazis against their brethren.

    “As a general rule, individuals will sell out the interests of their groups in return for personal benefit,” Steinberg wrote in his column, which claimed that Rauner is buying off the black community and its leaders. “It isn’t just a black thing. Jews collaborated with the Nazis during World War II, helping them to round up their own people in the hopes they’d be the last to go.”

    This is the mouth-breathing,maggot-infested,misbegotten son of a three-legged jackass is what I’m stuck with for a governor…for now.

    http://freebeacon.com/issues/quinn-campaign-wonders-black-republicans-like-jewish-nazis/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    GE boss Jeff Immelt says Obamacare ‘uncertainty’ hurting medical business
    Well,Jeffy,you knew full well he was a snake,now you complain because you got bit.You make your bed,you lie in it.
    (cue the world’s smallest violin)
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/article/2547620

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  4. Pistol Pete

    Over 44,000 Voters Are Registered in Both Maryland and Virginia… But Obama Says There Is No Voter Fraud
    This was less than a week after the North Carolina Board of Elections discovered THOUSANDS of residents who voted in both North Carolina and another state in the 2012 elections.
    The investigation also found 81 deceased voters that had voter activity since they died.

    Now this…
    A crosscheck of voter rolls in Virginia and Maryland found that 44,000 people are registered in both states.

    its becoming clear how democrats keep getting elected
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/04/over-44000-voters-are-registered-in-both-maryland-and-virginia/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Obama: “… only 44 were indicted.” INDICTED. All that means is that the people who are supposed to be keeping elections clean were doing a crap job.

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Cantor Seeking Speaker’s Seat, Angers Conservative Colleagues
    “Cantor replacing Boehner doesn’t move the ball at all,” said former Illinois tea party Congressman Joe Walsh, now a conservative talk radio host. “If you are going to replace Boehner, it has to be with someone like [Texas] Congressman Jeb Hensarling, a conservative who can unite the entire caucus.”
    The more I learn about this bespectacled turd the less I like him.

    http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Eric-Cantor-John-Boehner-speaker/2014/04/23/id/567213#ixzz2zoghFWMs

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Chicago Public School system pushing food stamps
    “Currently there are 68,000 children in the Chicago Public Schools that are not enrolled in free or low-cost health insurance and SNAP also knows as food stamps,” the recording, obtained by The Daily Caller, says. “Your child may be one of them. To find out more about your eligibility call the Children and Family Benefits Unit at 773-553-KIDS.”
    AND REMEMBER.FOLKS,KEEP VOTING DEMOCRAT,YOU’LL BE FINE!!!!!!

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/04/22/chicago-public-school-system-pushing-food-stamps/#ixzz2zoiE3d9U

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  7. Pistol Pete

    IRS Gives ‘Death Penalty’ to Conservative Critic
    As reported at The Blaze, “The IRS said the group forfeited its status by promoting regularly politically charged articles written by Patrick Henry Center founder Gary Aldrich, a former FBI agent.” Aldrich is a best-selling author, considered a hero or an enemy, depending on one’s view, for exposing Bill Clinton’s escapades. He’s also a friend to many constitutional conservatives.

    The Patrick Henry Center’s criticisms focused a great deal on Hillary Clinton when she was a candidate. The IRS issued a “report of examination” in 2011 with an explanation of why fundraising letters and Internet postings of the Center necessitated revocation of 501(c)(3) status.

    Aldrich was a former secret service agent who wrote a book called “Unlimited Access.”it was an insightful look into what a haughty,vengeful bitch Cankles really is toward those working for her and what a predator Crooked Penis was.Thts why he’s being punished.
    http://americanthinker.com/blog/2014/04/irs_gives_death_penalty_to_conservative_critic.html

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  8. Pistol Pete

    CAPT. KIRK:’HILLARY IS THE ONLY CANDIDATE WHO CAN BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER.
    He really believes that,folks.

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      He also married an active alcoholic who later got so bombed, she fell into their pool and drowned. So color me a tad suspicious of his ability to do anything besides crack a joke, something he’s actually quite good at. But my guess is … someone else has to write them for him.

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Obamacare Exchange Now Asks for Fee on all Insurance Policies

    Board members said staff should look at cutting expenses before raising fees, and many had the same reaction to the proposed $13 million fee, which is being called a “general market health insurer assessment.”

    Others call it an illegal tax.

    “Not only is this not fair,” Republican Sen. Owen Hill is quoted as saying by Health News Colorado, “it really is against the law. We have a law here in Colorado that says you can’t increase taxes without a vote of the people.”

    http://freedomoutpost.com/2014/04/obamacare-exchange-now-asks-fee-insurance-policies/#QGjohVdPcBxOjeje.99

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Fmr. Congressional Black Caucus Chairman Blasts Paul Ryan for Racial ‘Ignorance’
    Cleaver went on to say that the term “inner city” is suggestive of race. “Chairman Ryan, I think, knows that,” he added. “If not, I think we’re going to have to create an atmosphere where he can learn things.”

    All hail Emanuel Cleaver,the garbage heaver
    is he Wally and Beaver’s racist cousin?
    http://www.mediaite.com/tv/congressional-black-caucus-chairman-blasts-paul-ryan-for-racial-ignorance/

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      If “inner city” is suggestive of race, then whose fault is that exactly … seeing as Democrats run all of them?

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  11. Pistol Pete

    But Seriously, Just How Slow-Witted is John Boehner?
    All around him are astonishing opportunities for him to be an historic figure — one who could and should be the man who did more than any other single person in turning back the red tide of Obama. It’s all there for Speaker of the House, and yet John Boehner manages to miss it all — as he guarantees his spot as the most spectacular failure in the history of Speakers of the House.

    http://www.americanthinker.com/2014/04/but_seriously_just_how_slowwitted_is_john_boehner.html

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Clinton boasts of support from “white Americans”

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Confirmed: Democrat Party’s Demonization of White America & Radical Agenda Is Pushing White Voters to GOP in Droves
    The New York Times published another hit piece against white southerners today.

    Of course, when blacks vote 93% for Obama there’s no conflict but the fact that a growing number of white Americans are trending to the Republican Party is a crisis.
    It’s a good thing Democrats have a growing number of minority voters, many new to the country who don’t know any better, or they would be obliterated in national elections.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/04/confirmed-democrat-partys-demonization-of-white-america-radical-agenda-is-pushing-white-voters-to-gop-in-droves/

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Bill Clinton to endorse Charlie Rangel for re-election
    The congressman’s campaign is expecting Mr. Clinton to take an active role that includes the use of his voice for automated telephone campaign calls, Newsmax reported.
    Cholly riked homey#1 by backing Killary in 2008.No matter….his voters are brain-dead leeches who don’t care that he lies and cheats on his taxes,he’s just gettin’ even.As long as they are content to survive on government handouts in lieu a meaningful job with self-respect and a sense of responsibility they’ll just automatically vote for him.

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/apr/23/bill-clinton-endorse-charlie-rangel-reelection/#ixzz2zosaZSEo

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Michelle Obama: Average American doesn’t ‘know much about the military’
    “Unlike Jill, I wasn’t a military mom. I wasn’t a Blue Star family member. I didn’t know much about the military, and I was probably more like the average American,” said Obama.

    I come here to damn you with faint praise about patriotism and all that shit.Y’all are good for photo-ops,but that’s how we roll.My baby daddy cut yo pay,threw bunches of y’all out so y’all have to go on welfare when y’all can’t find no jobs and made you pay for your own medical bills.
    Nothin’ personal,just business.
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/michelle-obama-average-american-doesnt-know-much-about-the-military/article/2547632

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  16. Pistol Pete

    THIS CHUMP EVEN BOWS TO A FREAKIN’ ROBOT!

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  17. Pistol Pete

    Aborted Fetuses Reportedly Incinerated at Waste-to-Energy Plant… in the United States
    Kristan Mitchell, executive director of the Oregon Refuse and Recycling Association, told the B.C. Catholic that the “biomedical waste” likely ends up at the Covanta Marion waste-to-energy facility in Oregon since it is the only facility that uses waste to power the grid. The facility confirmed that it still receives and incinerates B.C. medical waste.
    Sooo…the mass of blood and cells in Horseface Clintons tummy are nothing more than fetal tissue then?
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/04/23/pontius-pilate-would-be-proud-aborted-fetuses-reportedly-incinerated-at-u-s-waste-to-energy-plant/

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Regrets? John McCain has a few
    A student who said he admires McCain asked the senator to identify his biggest regret in life.

    “As far as one huge mistake … maybe running for president,” McCain said at one point during his answer at Harvard University’s John F. Kennedy Jr. forum.
    This may be the first time I’ve ever agreed with this duplicitous prick.

    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/204232-one-of-mccains-biggest-mistakes-maybe-running-for-president#ixzz2zp1kpc7c

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Much better answer than Carter’s. All he regretted was not sending another helicopter on a failed rescue mission.

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  19. Pistol Pete

    Brit Hume: Compliment to call what Al Sharpton does a ‘newscast’
    Brit Hume can’t contain his disgust with Al Sharpton’s blather

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Affirmative Action only recognizes some minority skin tones. Asians are discriminated AGAINST to the point where the kids hide their ethnicity to try and get accepted on their merits.

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  20. Good news aggregation today, Pete. And no spew-worthy Hillary pics, thank Goodness! However, the Shatner interview calling Hillary a uniter (yikes!!) and the other Hillary clip were quite enough to make me blow chow. All around, you covered the bases today. 😀

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  21. Hey, folks. I hope you don’t mind me asking for prayers for Solaratov, but he’s been laid up pretty bad with a sudden advanced cancer diagnosis. We’re planning a world-wide simultaneous prayer minute for him tomorrow. It will be either 9am or 10am for most of you. If you’re willing, join us! Thanks!!
    http://4gfc.wordpress.com/2014/04/24/tomorrow-is-world-wide-pray-for-solaratov-day/

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