Posted by Pistol Pete
Other than delivering my morning papers and an occaisional trip to Wally World,I’m pretty much a homebody. Lately I’ve been watching a lot of courtroom shows which are really pathetic,but amusing in a bizarre way. Rent disputes,damaged property,dog bites,siblings suing each other,it’s all a little surreal. The best show is Paternity Court,which is just like Maury Poopoo. These stupid cows lay down for different studs then try to pin fatherhood on one of them. The concept of waiting until you’re married before having kids never once entered their vacuous skulls. Just to test my pain tolerance I once tuned in Morning Joke on MSDNC. I made it to about :45 before the bile started to climb in my throat and my gag reflex kicked in,my eyes started watering,my leg started shaking uncontrollably and my stomach cramped like I was trying to pass a cactus. It was then I decided watching freaks yelling at each other was more soothing than trying to ingest the sewage spread on that crap network on a daily basis.
THIS CAR WAS SPOTTED IN NORTHERN VIRGINIA (I DOUBT IT’S TING’S CAR) 
THE WISE LATINA RAILED ABOUT THE FACT THE DOOR TO COLUMBIA WAS OPENED TO HER THROUGH RACE-BASED PREFERENCES…. THE SAME DOOR LED YOU TO THE SUPREME COURT,CHICA.
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