Posted by Pistol Pete

Hope everybody had a safe and wonderful Easter. Posting late because things are very busy today.

It seems the liberals are getting more and more desperate. Illinois still spending money it doesn’t have,the Butcher becoming a grandmother…if it were not for her political advantage she would surely have insisted her ugly-ass kid get an abortion.

Mooch is getting more and more obnoxious and Barky’s still lying trying to save his party from a disaster this fall.












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23 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; MONDAY EDITION

  1. Pistol Pete

    ‘America’s royal baby’: How Chelsea’s first child could give Hillary Clinton a boost in the polls if she runs for president in 2016

    Former First Lady’s image softened by grandma status, analysts claim
    Republican strategist points out ‘perfect timing’ of baby’s arrival

    Chelsea’s baby: Why the political pundits are thrilled for Hillary
    “Clinton will be something else entirely: the most prominent American politician ever to become a grandmother. As far as sympathetic roles go, it doesn’t get much better than that.”

    Ah, so the baby-in-waiting is already a political prop for the 2016 campaign

    It just seems offensive to me that something as miraculous as the birth of a child can viewed as simply a political asset.


  2. Pistol Pete

    9 Dead, 26 Injured and 50 Foot Puppets in Chicago Easter Crime Wave
    4 of the dead are children ages 11-15 who were gunned down walking home from an Easter party.
    The puppets are part of the city council’s plan to boost tourism for a city where taking the wrong turn will cost you your wallet,your car or your life.


  3. Pistol Pete

    Dems seeking $100 million in taxpayer funds for Obama library

    ‘He raised $1B for campaign’: Dems seeking $100 million
    in taxpayer funds for Obama library sparks disgust

    Hey, nobody expected there would be enough private funds available to construct Barack Obama’s presidential library after eight years of President Obama, did they?

    SICK. Chicago Teachers Union Prez Jokes About the Rash of Shootings in Her Hometown
    Here is the text of her vile remarks,which the crowd thought were hilarious.I’m including a youtube,but I would advise not clicking on it unless you can stomach a bloated hippopotamus vomiting on itself then eating it again.

    In Chicago, what’s happening in the community is not good. The city had been plagued in recent years with a frightening increase in shootings, including many incidents that involve school-aged children.

    Somehow Karen Lewis, the president of the Chicago Teachers Union, finds that funny.

    Lewis appeared at the recent conference of Labor Notes, which bills itself as a “Troublemakers Union.”

    It’s essentially a Big Labor agitators’ convention, and there’s no more appropriate keynote speaker for such a group than Lewis, who is still riding the wave of fame created from the 2012 Chicago teachers’ strike.

    In part of her remarks, Lewis was explaining how elected leaders are providing supposedly false pension reform choices to education unions.

    “’Take this cut or nothing’ – that’s not a choice,” Lewis said. “You gonna shoot me here or here?” she said, pointing to different parts of her body.

    “I’m still shot! And this is Chicago!”



  4. Pistol Pete

    A San Francisco Billionaire Just Bought Obama and Delayed the Keystone XL Pipeline
    The Obama administration once again has punted on a final decision for the Keystone XL pipeline, announcing ahead of the holiday weekend it is extending a key review period indefinitely — a move that could push off a determination until after the midterm elections.

    Hey,get the money!F**k the unions.F**k the tens of thousands of high-paying jobs.They’re going to work fpr us and vote for us anyway.
    Maybe we’ll look at it after the elections.


  5. Pistol Pete

    The problem with progs is that when they get pimp-slapped until they’re red and shiny,they don’t realize it because their heads are so firmly lodged up their sphincters.


  6. Pistol Pete

    Harry Reid Wanted $600K Bribe to Make Federal Investigation Go Away
    A Utah businessman is rocking both state and national politics after claiming Utah Attorney General John Swallow helped him broker a deal with Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid to make a federal investigation into his company quietly disappear, the Salt Lake Tribune reports.

    This decrepit little twerp once claimed he made his millions in the two years he was a lawyer before he slithered into DC on his belly.


  7. Pistol Pete

    Don Imus weighs in on his take on the over abundance of lying and deceit in the Obama Administration while commending Sean Hannity for calling out Harry Reid for being a “Gutless Bastard” for referring to the Bundy Ranch protesters as ‘Domestic Terrorists’


  8. Pistol Pete

    Unions want $100M to bailout pensions gutted by Liberal economics.
    Union leaders in Detroit want $100 million in federal funding earmarked for homeowner assistance to help make up a $3.5 billion shortfall in the retirement system for city workers, The Wall Street Journal reported Wednesday.
    They’re probably desperate to get some Obama money before the republicans take over the Senate.


  9. Pistol Pete

    Obama, Holder Looking into Pardon of ‘Perhaps Thousands’ of Criminals


  10. Pistol Pete

    Kristol, Dershowitz Slam Effort to Rig Electoral College
    Conservatives and leading liberals slammed the campaign to effectively end the Electoral College’s role in presidential elections, saying that the National Popular Vote Compact Law circumvents the Constitution, saying it resembled President Barack Obama’s abuse of the law through his extensive use of executive orders.
    If democrats ever managed to do away with the electoral college they could concentrate on about 12 states to stuff ballot boxes with millions of fraudulent votes to win every time.


  11. Pistol Pete

    Bozell: Nancy Pelosi Washing Feet for Amnesty Is An Abusive Stunt
    House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi helped an Episcopal bishop in San Francisco wash the feet of two children on Holy Thursday to “honor the dignity and work of immigrants,” and push legislation for “an earned pathway to citizenship.”
    She had to use an Episcopalian bishop since the Catholic church has essentially excommunicated her.


  12. Pistol Pete

    DREAMer Nova Comes Out as Undocumented to Hillary Clinton
    The Butcher kissing an illegals’ ass.
    I haven’t seen so much sucking up since the last time I put the cups of a milk machine on a cows’ teats.At least in that case something good came of it.


  13. Pistol Pete

    Parents, kids don’t want first lady at HS graduation
    A furor over what the Topeka school district considers an honor has erupted after plans were announced for Obama to address a combined graduation ceremony for five area high schools next month an 8,000-seat arena.

    Parents and grandparents raise these kids for 18 years and on the second-most important day for most of them,along struts Ms. Entitlement 2008.Between her entourage,the secret service,the traffic jams ,everybody going through security and a lot of people left without a seat she’ll orbabpush healthcare and some other meaningless platitudes,all the while thinking everybody loves her…it…whatever.


  14. Pistol Pete

    Michelle Obama continues march through scripted TV with Disney sitcom ‘Jessie’
    The first lady continues her march across scripted television with a guest appearance on Disney sitcom “Jessie” on May 16, the network announced Monday. Not a stranger to TV, this will be the third appearance for Obama this spring, as she will also appear on ABC’s “Nashville” next month and the season finale of NBC’s “Parks and Recreation” on April 24.
    We just can’t get enough of her poise and grace…I think I just threw up a little.

    Obamas’ Easter Church Visit: ‘Michelle Blew Kisses From Inside Their Pew’
    President Barack Obama, first lady Michelle Obama and daughters Malia and Sasha attended an Easter service at the 19th Street Baptist Church in Washington, D.C. on Sunday where they greeted members of the congregation, and the first lady blew kisses to the crowd.

    When I read that,suddenly “don’t cry for me Argentina” started playing in my head.


  15. Pistol Pete

    MSNBC: Obama’s Latest Keystone Delay Hard To Defend


  16. Pistol Pete

    BundyRanch Facebook page.
    They posted pictures of the mass graves where the big,bad,BLM agents buried this man’s property.


  17. Pistol Pete

    NBC orders psychological testing for David Gregory
    NBC’s “Meet the Press” has fallen to such ratings lows that network brass ordered psychological research of the host David Gregory and his family, in a bid to make him more likable.
    Oh,noes! The Hair needs reprogramming at an Obama reeducation camp.


  18. Pistol Pete

    ‘Heaven Is for Real’ Rides Faith-Based Wave to Big Easter Score at Box Office
    Hollywood is noticing the huge part of the country they’ve been making fun of for decades.


  19. Pistol Pete

    Wisconsin public sector union still losing members
    Wisconsin’s public sector unions continue to struggle to retain members in the wake of Gov. Scott Walker’s reforms, new Labor Department filings indicate. American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees District Council 48, one of the union’s four main branches in the state, has seen its membership slip to just 3,405 by the end of 2013. It had more than 9,000 members as recently as 2010.
    How I envy BoB.My state will be declaring bankruptcy soon.


  20. Pistol Pete