Posted by Pistol Pete

My fishing partner and I haven’t gotten a line wet together for the last couple years. He works full time and has a mowing/snowplowing business on the side. After my hospitalization last year I determined to make use of what time I have left. We’re going on a shopping trip to Gander Mountain today to restock the ol’ tackle boxes with hooks,lures and all manner of gadget we’ll probably never use,but being manly men we gotta have  it. Like the power tools I never use(much). C’mon,don’t tell me women don’t have shopping fetishes too.











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21 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUNDAY

  1. Pistol Pete

    Obama faces cold audience in Pennsylvania
    The 15 community college students who were picked to stand immediately behind the president, and in view of the TV cameras, mostly stood stone-faced through his speech.

    At the end, when the president walked back from the podium to smile and wave at the roughly 60 people in the bleachers 20 feet behind him, he faced a unfriendly wall of faces.
    Barry’s henchmen have to pick his acolytes a little better


    • Ting

      That was so terrible that it was wonderful! He should leave the comedy to Sarah Palin. She’s a natural and he is painful.


  2. Pistol Pete

    Italian Man Gets 6 Month Jail Sentence For Having Too Much Loud Sex
    It wasn’t passion….he was wearing spurs


  3. Pistol Pete

    Duck Dynasty’ Star Teams Up With USO, Fashion Designer to Donate Prom Dresses to Military Teens
    USO partnered up with “Duck Dynasty” star Sadie Robertson and fashion designer Sherri Hill to donate more than 400 prom dresses to military teens
    We need a lot more families like the Robertsons


  4. Pistol Pete

    Pest Problems: Cockroaches Rain From Ceiling at Blue Ribbon Sushi
    Sushi reminds me of what we tip a grubtail jig with for walleye that are on a short bite.(I flash fishing lingo like homies flash gang signs)


  5. Pistol Pete

    Wu-Tang-Affiliated Rapper

    Cuts Off His Penis

    in Suicide Attempt

    The bad news is that he chopped off his talleywhacker and jumped off a two story building
    The worse news is that he survived and is now known as ‘the artist formerly known as “stubby”‘


  6. Pistol Pete



    Cat Lick Stick’s eight flexible, double-sided tongues feature comforting angled barbs that do all the hard work, while your cat will enjoy it conforming to all angles of their body. And because Cat Lick Stick has two rows of double-sided tongues, it’s easy for you to use too, no matter if you’re left or right-handed! Cat Lick Stick will collect all that loose hair, dead skin, dirt and debris, and it works on short hair, long hair, young and old.


  7. Pistol Pete

    North Texas city awaits word on wastewater re-use
    Wichita Falls is so far behind on rainfall that city leaders are asking state regulators for permission to use treated toilet flushes as drinking water.

    Don’t think I’m going there any time soon


  8. Pistol Pete

    Real-life Crucifixions, self-flagellation and throwing women into rivers: Six of the strangest Easter traditions from around the world
    Christians nailed to crosses in the Philippines in reenactment of Jesus’s suffering
    ‘Penance processions’ through the streets of Spain performed by Catholic religious brotherhoods
    Women whipped with branches and thrown into rivers in Slovakia
    And underground procession in Poland’s oldest working mine


  9. Pistol Pete

    Nudity Goes Legal In Munich

    Leave it to the Germans to allow naked people to roam freely…but only in certain places.
    So goes the general reaction in Europe these days to the news that the city of Munich has given enthusiastic approval to allowing naked people to stroll freely and to sunbathe in public spaces.

    I’m one of the many people who should only be seen nude by my doctor or my wife(even though she still snickers once in awhile)


  10. Pistol Pete

    Are these the dumbest shoplifters in America? Two women arrested for stealing from Home Goods outlet… and immediately try to exchange them for credit in same store
    Dominika Johnson, 25, and Kendra Hill, 28, were arrested in Moraga, SF
    They stole items from shelves and immediately tried to return for credit
    But staff recognised Johnson for pulling same scam twice in two weeks
    Police charge Hill with child neglect after children in her car outside

    Keep in mind these two will cancel your vote in November(if they’ve made bail by then)


  11. Pistol Pete

    Nike Rocked By Rare Sneaker Theft Scheme

    Worker stole “extremely rare” kicks in brazen plot, feds charge
    People actually get killed over these stupid sneakers


  12. Pistol Pete

    He Was Initially Arrested After a Woman Accused Him of Blackmail — After a Judge Saw This Video, He Convicted Her Instead
    She tried, pleaded and used every trick in her book — but ultimately left frustrated after failing to seduce a cabbie, who rebuffed her multiple attempts, saying he was loyal to his girlfriend.

    Now video of that 2012 incident has been released to the public after the encounter sparked a dramatic legal battle.


  13. Pistol Pete

    Kiss Singer Shocks Journalist: Why Don’t You Go ‘Spend the Night With Your Ex-Wife?’

    “And when the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame asked the original members to perform together again, Stanley resisted. For old times’ sake, one more time, you wouldn’t want to do that?” Stanley retorted, “How many times have you been married?” After the reporter responded with “twice,” the rock star pounced,”How about for old times’ sake you go back and spend the night with your ex-wife?”


  14. Pistol Pete

    Thief SWALLOWS six stolen watches, cigarette lighters, spoon, fork and nail clippers to hide incriminating evidence from police
    Dariusz Piotrowski was arrested as he fled the scene of a house burglary
    39-year-old was being held in the cells at a Warsaw police station when he complained of stomach pains

    A police surgeon ordered an X-ray and discovered a haul of stolen goods
    Doctors spent hours removing the plundered goods
    Piotrowski is said to have told officers he has been able to swallow strange items all his life, aiding his life of crime

    I still think Moochelle could take him two out of three watches


  15. Pistol Pete

    Meet Mr Poo – India’s anti-public defecation mascot from Unicef
    Globally, India has the largest number of people, more than 620 million, still defecating in the open. Only about half the population of the country use toilets.
    This is one of those posts where any comment I made would very likely be in poor taste.–indias-antipublic-defecation-mascot-from-unicef-9263852.html


    • Violet

      Why did I hit ‘play’?! I actually sat through about 40 seconds of that. There was cartoon poop swimming across the screen in a synchronized fashion, but the worst part was the audio.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      When I was in junior high (between the extinction of dinosaurs and Watergate), my older brother went to Calcutta and wrote to us about his experiences there. The only part I remember is about people squatting in public to poop. I’ve seen dogs with more modesty than that.


  16. Ting

    Have fun fishing, Pete, and Happy Easter to everyone.