Daily Archives: April 16, 2014

You cannot achieve tolerance through intolerance

For nearly 20 years, the Lansing (Michigan) Board of Water & Light has been hosting a “family friendly” chili cook-off. The proceeds are donated to charity.

One of the most popular events is the rubber duck race. For all you folks living in New York City’s Upper East Side – here’s how it works: You buy a duck and then dump it into the Grand River. They typically have about 500 ducks – and the first one to float across the finish line wins a big prize.

There’s just one tiny problem – it normally takes about a half hour for the rubber ducks to float down the river. That’s a lot of time to twiddle your thumbs. But this year – the folks at the BWL decided to fill the void with a Duck Dynasty look-alike contest.

After receiving a SINGLE EMAIL complaining about Phil Robertson’s religious beliefs about homosexuality, they cancelled the contest.  Their statement said:

“The decision was made in light of controversial remarks by a Duck Dynasty cast member against the LGBT community,” the public utility said in a statement. “The BWL is committed to diversity and respect community differences, and we regret if the contest offended anyone.”

By which they mean, “Please don’t sic the Leftist Thugocracy on us!”

We do recall that the LGBT community is the same bunch that has DEMANDED the right to have nude public parades, regardless of how the community at large felt about it, right?

To quote the great Louisiana philosopher Uncle S, “That’s a fact, Jack.”

2011 Toronto Gay Rights Parade

Source:
City utility drops ‘Duck Dynasty’ contest over LGBT fears By Todd Starnes – april 16, 2014
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/04/16/city-utility-drops-duck-dynasty-contest-over-lgbt-fears/

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PETE’S PAGE; WEDNESDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

I post again. Why? Don’t have any better sense.

Some days it’s difficult to find enough interesting stuff to make a thread. Today ain’t one of those days.

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This pathetic-looking little dweeb is the tragic result of a drunken one night stand Dirty Harry Reid had with a retarded desert tortoise. His name is Rory. He ran for governor in 2010 and all his campaign literature used was “Rory.” Never mentioned his last name since his daddy was and still is the most reviled man in the state. Rory thinks Clevin Bundy should be jailed and prosecuted.

So should you and your dad,dickhead.

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OK,you got your picture,now get this goddam white brat offa me!

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THE EMPEROR HAS HIS OWN MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE BOSTON MARATHON VICTIMS. NO MEDIA ALLOWED. JUST A HANDOUT OF HIM CLUTCHING HIS BALLS,AS HE ALWAYS DOES WHEN ADDRESSING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

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NOW,IF YO BABY DADDY THROWS GANG SIGNS LIKE THIS,HE A CRIP. OTHERWISE,HE A BLOOD.

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