Posted by Pistol Pete

It was in the upper 60s yesterday,it will drop into the 29’s with snow late this afternoon.On April 14.Al Gore,KMA!

Grunt got a shoutout from the Earl of Taint today.Nice job,Grunt.

Barry hosted a prayer breakfast today.That must have made him uncomfortable.I’m including a couple links with some of his cringeworthy comments.It’s a wonder God didn’t strike the heretic blind.

As usual,after a weekend I have stories backed up like a port-a-potty at a DNC convention.

Obama Admin Bans Junk Food in Schools

In another from-the-top decree, President Obama and his USDA have used regulatory powers to officially ban all junk foods from the nation’s schools.


Sasha Obama, the daughter of U.S. President Barack Obama eats ice cream in Florida












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  1. Pistol Pete

    Obama At Prayer Breakfast: “Lord, Fill My Mouth With Worthwhile Stuff And Nudge Me When I’ve Said Enough”

    Obama: Religious-based violence has no place in our society
    “Nobody should have to worry about their security when gathering with their fellow believers,” he said. “No one should ever have to fear for their safety when they go to pray.”

    I agree…I’m sick of hearing about Christians breaking into mosques filled with peaceful Muslims,opening fire with machine guns screaming “God is Great!” then locking the doors and burning everyone alive….oh wait.

    There is more gut-wrenching hypocrisy at the link,if you’re strong enough.


  2. Pistol Pete

    ObamaCare Inflates Numbers by Hampering Cancellations
    Roger Hedgecock had a story the other day about a woman who had signed up for Obamacare.Then she found a job that paid for her health insurance.She went back to Healthcare.Gov and found she could not opt out of it.
    Like the Hotel California…you can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

    Back in the dial-up Internet days, AOL used precisely this strategy to inflate its revenues. Callers who tried to cancel got the runaround, and even when they thought they were out, AOL kept sending bills. Agents who thwarted cancellation efforts got more money.

    At least frustrated AOL consumers had recourse. After settling a class-action suit with New York in 2004 for $1.25 million and another with 48 states in 2007 for $3 million, AOL finally mended its ways.

    Unlike AOL, ObamaCare can force people to buy its product. And aggrieved consumers who find themselves trapped have no choice but to grin and bear it.

    And that, in a nutshell, is the difference between the private sector and a government-run program.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Isn’t that the ad for Roach Motel too? ::snork:: We started with AOL and the schmucks took our credit card number from the account it was authorized to auto-pay to a totally different place and then, surprise surprise NOT, sucked money out.

      We have no choice of carriers here, but I can at least pay Time-Warner with a check. Every month, they send something that says, “Go paperless!” and every month, I go, “NO.”

      Oddly … I have been with Netflix for years and years and years without a single problem in my auto-pay, except a couple times when I forgot to transfer money into the right account. But even then, I just got a cute email saying, “Houston, we have a problem.”

      A couple of times, I’ve had some difficulties, once with my AOL email (which I do not use anymore ARGH) rejecting my Netflix notices as spam and another time when I got a bunch of cracked disks in a row and was worried they’d get mad with me. (It was BLISTERING cold that week. I think that contributed a LOT.)

      But both times, I called their help line and got a live, English speaking person who was really HELPFUL. “Yes, AOL sucks. Do you have another email? You do? Here, let me change your emailing parameters. All done.” … “Oh we know about the cracked disks. We know it happens in the mail and you didn’t do anything wrong. Just send them back right away and we’ll replace them with a new movie.” Sometimes when I’ve had an unplayable disk, they not only send me a replacement of that feature, but give me an extra disk for the week for free.

      But yeah … that’s Netflix … one of those eeeevil private for profit corporations! Can’t have that now can we?


  3. Pistol Pete

    Why the Feds Tucked Tail on the Nevada Ranch
    Fox lists several reasons,the most salient being the American people saw the unvarnished truth of what was going on without the medias pro-government spin,like Waco and the Elian Gonzales case where you pretty much saw what the feds wanted you to see.
    on a personal note,I think the feds knew that the same emotions that compel patriots to volunteer for military service moves these people to put their lives at risk to defend the rights and freedoms of all free men.
    No more.Not here,not now,not ever.


  4. Pistol Pete

    Carville: If Republicans Lose 2016 Election, GOP ‘Will Be Extinct’
    With rampant vote fraud,illegal voters and stuffed ballot boxes I’m afraid we’re facing one-party rule(lib-rino alliance) for the foreseeable future.


  5. Pistol Pete

    Nevada GOP removes social issues from platform
    LAS VEGAS (AP) – The Nevada Republican Party stripped opposition to abortion and gay marriage from its platform Saturday as state convention delegates instead focused on judging fellow Republicans on their worthiness to serve in office and adherence to GOP values.
    Does somebody actually get PAID to convince these dumbasses that the way to win is to accept gay marriage,amnesty for illegals,etc.?If you don’t have the spine to stand up for what you believe,join the democrats.


  6. Pistol Pete

    Federal government seizes $424 million in tax refunds from children to pay back old debts owed by their PARENTS
    •U.S. Treasury has grabbed $75 million this year from Americans whose debts are more than 10 years old, thanks to a single line in the farm bill
    •Many of the debts trace back to the deceased parents of the people who now see their IRS tax refund checks sent back to Washington, D.C.
    •Only about 10 per cent of appeals are granted
    •A Maryland woman said she lost nearly $3,000 because the Social Security Administration overpaid her mother in 1977 after her husband died, leaving her with five children to raise

    Apparently the feds can’t get their hands on money fast enough to suit them,so they invent creative ways to steal.


    • chrissythehyphenated

      Yet more than 12 years ago, they did NOT $4,000 send me Social Security for my youngest child. I won a settlement in court, but I’m still waiting for them to pay me back. Guess they’re way too busy stealing more money from Social Security. Whose bright idea was it to put retirement funds into the hands of gummint and union anyway? I heard they do it all privately in … Brazil? … and it’s a huge boon to the economy, because everybody invests!


  7. Pistol Pete

    Chicago Teachers Union to Mayor Rahm: Improving failed schools full of black kids is RACIST
    Still reeling from the closure of 50 schools in 2013, embattled Chicago Teachers Union Karen Lewis called the turnaround plan “a slap in the face to those of us who are attempting to negotiate for more resources” and “nothing more than school closings by another name.”
    The head of the CTU is a 400 lb. behemoth named Karen Lewis.She is as grotesquely hideous on the inside as she is on the outside.
    If Grunt thinks he’s seen some vomit-inducing photoshops of Hitlery and Nasty,he should get a load of Moby Dickless au naturel.


  8. Pistol Pete

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Vicious Cop Killer Compared to MLK Jr in Oakland California Schools
    Oakland California schools, where crime and poverty are rampant, had, until yesterday, a lesson plan posted on their website which asks students to draw parallels between late civil rights leader Martin Luther King Jr., a peace-loving man of God, and racist cop-killer Mumia Abu-Jamal. Mumia Abu-Jamal, an unrepentant cop killer, murdered an innocent police officer, Daniel Faulkner, in cold blood after a traffic stop in 1981.

    For some inexplicable reason, Mumia is idolized by the radical left.

    Maureen Faulkner, Daniel Faulkner’s wife, calls it an “absolute disgrace” and a “travesty.”

    The two have as much in common as a Bighorn Sheep and an empty beer bottle.
    I can only be grateful that I don’t think I’ll get old enough to be affected by these brainwashed slugs.


  10. Pistol Pete

    George Will: Liberals Have Race-Baiting Form ‘Tourette’s Syndrome’


  11. Pistol Pete

    Benghazi Mother at San Diego Protest: ‘Hillary Lied’
    Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton spoke via satellite to attendees of San Diego’s Western Healthcare Leadership Academy on Apr. 11, just days after canceling plans to attend in person. Two protest groups gathered outside the San Diego Convention Center for the conference, but for two different reasons.

    Killary has to avoid any reference to the slaughter of americans that can be tied directly to her.

    She wants no part of Sean Smiths mom


  12. Pistol Pete

    Obama Dodges Meeting with ’09 Fort Hood Survivor

    “Unfortunately, we were unable to meet your specific request for a meeting with the President.”
    The left must buy yellow paint by the rail car load to keep the stripes running down their backs fresh.
    liar and coward are two sides of the same coin….today’s grannyism


  13. Pistol Pete

    Coming attractions for the Obamacare disaster film
    Betsy McCaughey, who knows as much about Obamacare as anyone who wasn’t involved in writing it, offers a preview of the new disasters about to unfold as the health care law kicks in. If the law were a disaster film, her article could serve as the trailer for part 2.

    She expects a wave of premium defaults, and explains why even the AMA, a big proponent of the law, is worried:


  14. Pistol Pete

    SEIU thinks big for S.F. city workers’ next contract
    The SEIU’s proposed new contract with the city includes calls for:

    — A 15 percent raise over the next three years.

    — A $21-an-hour minimum wage for all city workers.

    — Fully paid health coverage for single workers, 98 percent paid coverage for couples and 85 percent coverage for families.

    — A free clinic just for city workers to go along with the health coverage.

    — A free $50,000 life insurance policy for SEIU workers. Seven other city unions already have free life insurance.

    Who cares who else is hurting?
    WE WANT OUR STUFF!!!!!!!


  15. Pistol Pete

    In a completely morbid suckup interview,Mrs. Alan Greenspan tosses softballs at Chatterin’ See-libelous and lets her drone on about everything was somebody elses fault and never addressed her resignation


  16. Pistol Pete

    White supremacist ID’d as gunman in deadly shootings at Jewish centers
    Miller tried running for U.S. House in 2006 and the U.S. Senate in 2010.
    The suspect ran for office numerous times, but he started as a Democrat in 1984, running in the North Carolina gubernatorial primary. After a number of other attempts at elected office, he returned home to the Democrat/Ku Klux Klan/Party in 2006, running in the Democrat primary for Missouri’s 7th congressional district in 2006. His candidacy had the far-left hate site Daily Kos freaking out, “Racist felon running for the Dem nomination in MO-7.”

    Five will get you ten the media will link this murderous thug with the tea Party.its all they have.


  17. Pistol Pete

    ‘Electile Dysfunction’: JD Winteregg Ad Warns Voters Against ‘a Boehner Lasting Longer than 23 Years’
    This is a hilarious ad by the man trying to unseat Orange Slush