PETE’S PAGE; THURSDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

Today’s lesson by Professor Pete is on the difference between poor=p-o-o-r and  po=p-o

I wracked my brain for almost 10 minutes to come up with these

poor=when there are no leftovers after supper

po= when the kids have to draw straws to see which one has to push themselves away from the table because there’s not enough for everybody

 

poor=when you go down the street on trash pickup day hoping somebody threw out some toy you could play with

po=when mama cuts holes in your pants pockets and says: ‘now you got something to play with.’

 

poor=when you have to take the bus to your minimum wage job

po=when you can’t afford bus fare and have to hitch a ride with a seedy-looking trucker

 

poor=what we were when Chicago jesus was immaculated

po=what we’ll be by the time he slithers his slimy ass off to Hawaii

 

I HAVE A COUPLE LINKS ON THESE HOT,STEAMY LOVEBIRDS

word is,they been swappin’ some serious spit

ll

 

ONE OF THESE IS A FAT,SMELLY,GASEOUS PIG….THE OTHER IS A WARTHOG

(sen. Babs Mikulski)

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This,honestly,is a FOURTH GRADE!! reader from Common Core indicating the Messiah overcame white peoples’ inherent racism.

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Byte-The-Bullet

I COULD SO VOTE FOR THIS MAN!

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wrecked

SLOW JOE TAKES AN ADVANCED READING COURSE FOR DEMOCRATS

jb

al-sharpton

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  1. Pistol Pete

    Darrell Issa says emails suggest Elijah Cummings prompted IRS targeting of True the Vote
    Five days after the Cummings inquiry, the IRS sent True the Vote an email requesting “a copy of [True the Vote’s] volunteer registration form,” “… the process you use to assign volunteers,” “how you keep your volunteers in teams,” and “how your volunteers are deployed … following the training they receive by you.”
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/issa-says-new-irs-emails-suggest-top-panel-democrat-prompted-irs-targeting-of-true-the-vote/article/2547007

    Elijah Cummings Faces Up to Five Years in Federal Prison
    Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-MD) could face up to five years in federal prison for obstructing a Congressional proceeding.
    Nice to think about,but it will never happen.Black democrats are in no peril under the Holder ‘Homey Protection Act.’
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/04/democrat-elijah-cummings-faces-up-to-five-years-in-federal-prison/

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Shortly after the hearing this morning, True the Vote founder Catherine Engelbrecht filed an ethics complaint against Rep. Elijah Cummings alleging the Congressmen intimidated her and and her group. The Congressman had done some cable news shows alleging incorrect facts about True the Vote. In the hearing today
    This was from February

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Medicare Pays Millionaire Linked to Senate Scandals More than Any Other Doctor
    Opthamologist billed Medicaid for $21 million last year.
    Remember Roberto’sleazebag’ Menendez,who used this fraudsters private jet to fly to Costa Rica to have sex with underaged teen hookers?
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/04/09/Figure-Behind-Democratic-Scandal-Paid-More-Than-Any-Doctor-By-Medicare

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  4. Pistol Pete

    John Kerry Defends His Diplomatic Efforts: ‘I May Fail – I Don’t Care’
    First honest thing this cowardly,backstabbing,gold-digging,pompous gigolo prick has ever said.
    http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2014/04/john-kerry-defends-his-diplomatic-efforts-i-may-fail-i-dont-care/

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  5. Pistol Pete

    SPEAKING OF SUGAR MAMAS,SEAN ELDRIDGE,LUCKY JERK WHO MARRIED FACEBOOK CO-FOUNDER CHRIS HUGHES IS TRYING TO BUY NY-19 CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT.
    Eldridge married well, John Kerry well, and is passing around the equivalent of venture capital walking around money.
    The Democrat is tapping Hughes’s vast wealth — estimated at $700 million — to build an elaborate campaign apparatus in a district where he remains a stranger to many
    JUST A SIMPLE,SMALL-TOWN BOY….DAMN,DID HE GET LUCKY
    http://legalinsurrection.com/2014/04/facebook-i-mean-sean-eldridge-trying-to-buy-ny-19-congressional-district/

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Mike Lee: $45B Comcast Merger Could Block Conservative Media
    considering the well-known political leanings of NBC, I’ve heard concerns that Comcast might have the incentive and the ability to discriminate against certain political content, including, for example, conservative political content,”
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/04/09/mike-lee-45b-comcast-merger-could-block-conservative-media/

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Hillary Clinton: Public glare can dehumanize
    Poor,picked-on Cankles.She wants the power and adoration but won’t answer any questions.All I can picture is those guys being butchered and dragged through the street and her standing in front of four flag-draped coffins,looking straight into the camera and lying about the attack being a protest when she knew all along it was terrorism.
    Now she’ll play the victim role and get 70% of the female vote because she has ovaries(allegedly)
    http://www.politico.com/story/2014/04/hillary-clinton-public-glare-can-dehumanize-105511.html

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      Sorry if I roll my eyes and curl my lip over the idea that ANYTHING could dehumanize Shrillary any more than she already did with her entire self-serving career.

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  8. chrissythehyphenated

    “Sen. Angus King (I-Maine), who caucuses with the Democrats, will decide after the midterm elections whether to switch sides and join the Republicans.”

    So, IOW, he has no convictions or loyalties, just wants “what’s best for me” which apparently means schmoozing with the majority.

    http://thehill.com/homenews/senate/203161-king-may-flip-to-gop-in-2015

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    • Pistol Pete

      Good catch…I wouldn’t trust this opportunistic jerk whos conservative rating is not much lower than the republican senator from that state,Suzie-Woozy Collins.

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  9. Pistol Pete

    From Diogenes’ Middle Finger:
    Have Paintsuits – Will Travel

    Publisher Simon & Schuster said Wednesday Hillary Clinton’s will release a new book on June 10 about her time flying around the world pretending to be Secretary of State, with candid reflections about key moments (?) during her time in office. Clinton’s book has been widely anticipated by her supporters
    And dreaded by Americans
    http://suckersonparade.blogspot.com/2014/04/have-paintsuits-will-travel.html#.U0bZsCxOUdU

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Waah!Me and Barack are picked on because we black and republicans be racists!
    Eric Holder played the race card today at Al ‘Snitch We Much’ Sharpton’s National Action Network, claiming no president or attorney general has ever had to suffer the treatment that he and Obama are suffering at the hands of the House Republicans:

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    • Violet

      Well, no President or Attorney General has ever acted with such callous disregard for citizens, laws, and our constitution. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

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      • Pistol Pete

        The shameful part is they will both walk away without a mark.To be as thoroughly corrupt as these two you must have no conscience and a will to hurt people.

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  11. Pistol Pete

    House Conservatives Plot to Oust Boehner, Put Scare Into Cantor
    Several dozen frustrated House conservatives are scheming to infiltrate the GOP leadership next year—possibly by forcing Speaker John Boehner to step aside immediately after November’s midterm elections

    If you don’t get rid of them,they’ll damn sure get rid of you.
    http://www.nationaljournal.com/congress/house-conservatives-plot-to-oust-boehner-put-scare-into-cantor-20140410

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Illinois Dem condemned for racial remark directed at black Republican
    Listen to me minorities, I’m over here because we’re all over on this side, right?” she said, according to the Illinois Mirror.

    After Republicans objected, she then added, “wait, we have a half.” A logical interpretation of her remark is that when she said, “wait, we have a half,” she was conceding the existence of black Republican John Anthony, media outlets reported.
    Why the furor?Liberals can slander republicans at will with no consequences.Anyway,in Illinois the gOP is nothing more than comic relief and silent witnesses to democrat tyranny.

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/04/09/illinois-dem-condemned-for-racial-remark-directed-at-black-republican/#ixzz2yVYwZpXe

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  13. chrissythehyphenated

    Thanks for lotsa good stuff to post to my Facebook wall, Pete!

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  14. chrissythehyphenated

    Mike Adams has won an important ruling for the free speech rights of Conservative Christians.

    http://www.wnd.com/2014/04/targeted-christian-scores-major-legal-victory/

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  15. chrissythehyphenated

    Charles Krauthammer: “this really is a collapse of America’s stature in the world.”

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/04/09/krauthammer-obama-administration-ran-out-clock-on-benghazi-probe/

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  16. Pistol Pete

    NLRB Wants to Stop Businesses From Moving
    Richard Griffin, the new general counsel of the National Labor Relations Board, wants to give unions a veto over a unionized employer’s decision to relocate. If Griffin has his way, and he most assuredly will, some unionized businesses will be pinned in place at the discretion of their unions.

    This is a direct result of Obama’s non-recess recess appointment of 3 union thugs to the NLRB.The Appeals court ruled it was illegal and they must be removed.He extended his middle finger in their general direction.They’re still there.
    http://www.realclearpolicy.com/blog/2014/04/07/nlrb_wants_to_stop_businesses_from_moving_903.html

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  17. Pistol Pete

    White House: Obama ‘looks forward’ to speaking at Al Sharpton event
    Asked if there were any “second thoughts” about allowing the president to go ahead and speak at Sharpton’s National Action Network conference, after the media attention on Sharpton, White House press secretary Jay Carney replied “no.”

    WELCOME TO MEGA-HOMIE FEST 2014.
    Steak,champagne and weed all around as the race hustlers run amok.
    http://washingtonexaminer.com/white-house-obama-looks-forward-to-speaking-at-al-sharpton-event/article/2546989?custom_click=rss

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