Daily Archives: April 10, 2014

Morning Joe panel says ummmmmmmmmmmm

The only idea presented was the patently DELUSIONAL idea that “She had a big role in REPAIRING America’s image around the world.”

The Kraut has it right when he says the Obamacrats have overseen the “COLLAPSE of America’s stature in the world.”

Video @ http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/04/09/krauthammer-obama-administration-ran-out-clock-on-benghazi-probe/

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Filed under Hillary Clinton

I’m a Trey Gowdy Fangirl :)

“That’s a lot of talking for someone who wants to stay silent.”  ::snork::

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Filed under Lois Lerner, Trey Gowdy, U.S. Congress

Pull My Finger: Brit Libtard One Ups Barkey

CLIMATE CHANGE  Farts vs Sun

From Robert Gehl – April 9, 2014:

A few days ago, the Obama Administration decided it was a good idea to get cows to stop farting so much because they are a major cause of global warming.

Not to be outdone in the ubiquitous game of “Liberals Who Say Stupid Things,” the British have taken it a step further and decided Brits should eat fewer beans because their farts, too, are a cause of global warming.

Viscount Jan David Simon, a minister in the House of Lords, and a member of the Labour (liberal) party voiced his concerns recently on their floor:

“In a program some months ago on the BBC it was stated that this country has the largest production of baked beans and the largest consumption of baked beans in the world,” he said, then directing his question to the UK’s Climate Change Minister, Lady Verma: “Could you say whether this affects the calculation of global warming by the Government as a result of the smelly emission resulting therefrom?”

Rather than breaking out into hysterics, or escort the elderly Viscount Simon escorted from Parliament, Lady Verma responded in the affirmative:

Lady Verma described his question as “so different” but she appeared to suggest that people should think twice about over-indulging in baked beans or any food which causes flatulence.

She added: “You do actually raise a very important point, which is we do need to moderate our behavior.”

There appears to be a contest amongst liberals to say the stupidest thing possible, with bonus points if it relates to breaking wind and climate change.

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It is a pastor’s DUTY to chastize the SINNER

2014_04 Durbin's pastor says no Eucharist for you

Bishop Paprocki, who was installed in 2010, recently issued a public statement in support of Durbin’s pastor:

“Senator Durbin was informed several years ago by his pastor at Blessed Sacrament Parish here in Springfield that he was not permitted to receive Holy Communion per canon 915 of the Code of Canon Law,” Paprocki wrote. “My predecessor upheld that decision and it remains in effect. It is my understanding that the senator is complying with that decision here in the Diocese of Springfield in Illinois.”

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Beautiful MUST SEE video :)

The Irish Wedding Singer … Chris and Leah Wedding 5 April 2014

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Filed under Loose Pollen

PETE’S PAGE; THURSDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

Today’s lesson by Professor Pete is on the difference between poor=p-o-o-r and  po=p-o

I wracked my brain for almost 10 minutes to come up with these

poor=when there are no leftovers after supper

po= when the kids have to draw straws to see which one has to push themselves away from the table because there’s not enough for everybody

 

poor=when you go down the street on trash pickup day hoping somebody threw out some toy you could play with

po=when mama cuts holes in your pants pockets and says: ‘now you got something to play with.’

 

poor=when you have to take the bus to your minimum wage job

po=when you can’t afford bus fare and have to hitch a ride with a seedy-looking trucker

 

poor=what we were when Chicago jesus was immaculated

po=what we’ll be by the time he slithers his slimy ass off to Hawaii

 

I HAVE A COUPLE LINKS ON THESE HOT,STEAMY LOVEBIRDS

word is,they been swappin’ some serious spit

ll

 

ONE OF THESE IS A FAT,SMELLY,GASEOUS PIG….THE OTHER IS A WARTHOG

(sen. Babs Mikulski)

mikulski-warthog

This,honestly,is a FOURTH GRADE!! reader from Common Core indicating the Messiah overcame white peoples’ inherent racism.

common-core-approved-4th-grade-reading-obama-biography-portrays-whites-as-racists

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Byte-The-Bullet

I COULD SO VOTE FOR THIS MAN!

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wrecked

SLOW JOE TAKES AN ADVANCED READING COURSE FOR DEMOCRATS

jb

al-sharpton

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