PETE’S PAGE; TUESDAY EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

While preparing to start this post I opened the file folder where I keep all the images I post and delete yesterday’s offerings.Somehow when I went to delete the Woman with Balls,I managed to end up with it as a background for my monitor.Talk about a shock!The lettuce on my BLT wilted and my glass of fresh milk curdled before I got it changed.I’m pretty sure Grunt will chuckle when he reads this.

 

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IN CASE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED TO ‘RERUN’ FROM THE TV SERIES “WHATS HAPPENING”

 

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  1. Pistol Pete

    House Republicans want Lois Lerner charged
    The House Ways and Means Committee will vote this week to formally ask the Justice Department to pursue criminal charges against former IRS employee Lois Lerner, an official at the center of Republican probes of the matter.
    Ask Himmler-Holder to press charges on a POB(protector of barack)?
    BWHAHAHAHAHA!

    http://www.politico.com/story/2014/04/house-republican-lois-lerner-house-ways-and-means-committee-irs-105441.html#ixzz2yJcF0z2A

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Obama to force government contractors to reveal salary breakdowns by sex and race in equal pay drive – but women are still paid less at the White House
    Obama will sign an executive order Tuesday forcing federal contractors to show the government the sex and race breakdowns of their pay pools
    The White House won’t answer questions about whether it plans to do the same, or merely continue releasing lists of names, job titles and salaries
    Once again,the regime puts a loaded gun to the head of small business and threatens with destruction if they don’t obey his commands.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2598916/Obama-force-government-contractors-reveal-salary-breakdowns-sex-race-equal-pay-drive-women-paid-White-House.html#ixzz2yJdClNzc

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Obama dangles student-loan freebie for midterm 2014 voters
    He used the same student-loan pitch in the run-up to the 2012 election, which helped him improve his support among younger voters, many of whom are having difficulty earning enough in the Obama economy to pay off their college debts.
    Barky is counting on young people being stupid enough to buy his bullshit once again.

    http://dailycaller.com/2014/04/07/obama-dangles-student-loan-freebie-for-midterm-2014-voters/#ixzz2yJeTVBTi

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  4. Pistol Pete

    WESTBORO SCUM SHOW UP TO PROTEST VICTIMS OF TORNADO IN MOORE,OKLAHOMA.IT DIDN’T END UP SO WELL FOR THEM,EVEN WITH POLICE SECURITY.
    YOU’LL ENJOY THIS!

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I didn’t hear about this before, so googled some context. Westboro came to tell the victims of the the massive tornado that devastated the town last year that they were phony Christians who had suffered God’s wrath.

      The site they chose was the building housing the elementary school students since the tornado demolished their school. Such fine upstanding individuals, no? Screaming “you deserved this” to a bunch of little kids.

      Still, I’m not one for approving mobs driving licensed protesters out of town though. Much as I despise these people and their message, there are them that despise us even more. The First Amendment is there to protect unpopular speech.

      But dang … what brain dead bureaucrat gave them permission to protest in front of the SCHOOL?! Also, I saw two news stories that conflicted. One said they residents didn’t run the Westboro hypocrites off until after their permit expired. Another said they did it within 8 minutes of them starting their little protest.

      The one group I am totally sympathetic with is the cops. Yeesh.

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      • Violet

        Good point about free speech, Chrissy, but a tough one to stomach. Sigh. I guess it was too much to hope that their idiotic protests would expire along with Fred.

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Ted Kennedy Jr. to run for Connecticut Senate
    Kennedy is 52-year-old health care lawyer who lives in Branford and has been mentioned as a possible political candidate for years. He said last month he was considering running for the seat.
    No! WE DON’T NEED ANY MORE STINKING KENNEDYS,PLEASE!
    http://news.yahoo.com/ted-kennedy-jr-run-connecticut-senate-143002249.html

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Alex Sink mulling congressional rematch
    Democrat Alex Sink said Monday that she’s mulling another run for Congress in November after Rep. David Jolly (R-Fla.) narrowly defeated her in a special election last month
    I can assure you they plan to “find” enough votes to take this seat.
    The ends justify their means.

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/house-races/202842-alex-sink-mulling-another-run-for-fl-13#ixzz2yJhcEQOp

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Moronic Meddling in Minnesota
    An unfortunate thing is occurring in the Republican primary for the U.S. Senate in Minnesota. Despite the party’s convention being 54 days away, the National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC) in Washington, D.C. is playing favorites and heavily assisting one of the candidates in the race as if Minnesotans have already made their decision.
    The RNC feels it cannot risk the voters actually choosing their own candidate.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/04/04/Moronic-Meddling-In-Minnesota

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Chuck Schumer: Jeb Bush ‘A Lot Better Than Some of Them’
    Sen. Chuck Schumer, a liberal Democrat, wasn’t endorsing Republican Jeb Bush on Monday morning — but Schumer did say that Bush “would be a lot better” than some of the other Republicans who may run for president in 2016
    What a ringing endorsement from this dirty liberal bastard.
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/susan-jones/chuck-schumer-jeb-bush-lot-better-some-them#sthash.ncVBF5ej.dpuf

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Holder wants electronic ID bracelets to track gun owners.
    Ain’t gonna happen.

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Al Sharpton’s Secret Work As FBI Informant

    Untold story of how activist once aided probes of NYC
    Snitches get stitches…..unless its white folk you be snitchin’ on.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/investigation/al-sharpton-764312

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  11. Pistol Pete

    George Zimmerman jurors’ names released to public
    I’ll bet attempts to reach them were unsuccessful. If I was one of those jurors and had been watching the treatment that Zimmerman, his family and anyone who failed to condemn him sufficiently have received, I’d be on my way to another state under an assumed name, if not another country. If this trial revealed anything useful about our society, it’s that there is no shortage of people who don’t feel particularly bound to the constitutional idea of trial by jury, and will endeavor to “set things to rights” if a decision doesn’t go the way they feel it should have.
    Hope their life insurance is paid up.
    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/04/05/george-zimmerman-jurors-names-released-to-public/

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Chick-fil-A eats KFC’s lunch! Now what, Christian-bashing libs?
    Despite having fewer stores, the Georgia-based fast food chain racked up $5 billion in sales in 2013, while the Col. Sanders empire raked in $4.22 billion, according to Bloomberg Businessweek.
    There are at least 8 KFC’s in our city.There is one Chick-Fil-A across the street from the dealership where I bought my work car.I had lunch there for the first time while the dealer was finishing the paperwork.We were impressed with the cleanliness,the service and the quality of the food.We ate about 2PM,long after the lunch rush and the place was still packed.I can see why.The last KFC I ordered was a 3 piece dinner with taters and cole slaw and it was $10.00.For that kind of money I’ll drive out of my way and get a good sandwich.
    http://www.bizpacreview.com/2014/04/06/chick-fil-a-eats-kfcs-lunch-now-what-christian-bashing-libs-110864

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  13. Pistol Pete

    ‘Get the F*** Out of Here!’: MSNBC’s Ed Schultz Loses It on Radio Caller Live on the Air
    The bloated pig lets his true colors shine through
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/04/07/get-the-f-out-of-here-msnbcs-ed-schultz-explodes-on-radio-caller-live-on-the-air/

    NSFW

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  14. Pistol Pete

    Thad Cochran Attacks Tea Party Rival Chris McDaniel for Attending Tea Party Event
    The establishment GOP is starting to panic.This 76 year old fart has been in DC for 36 years and now he faces a real threat from somebody who won’t ‘go along to get along.’This race will be interesting.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/04/04/FreedomWorks-President-Matt-Kibbe-If-Anybody-s-a-Washington-Insider-It-s-Thad-Cochran

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Kim Jong-un has ‘enemy of the state’ executed by FLAMETHROWER in latest round of brutality.
    Barky must be green with envy that he can’t get away with this.
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2599496/Kim-Jong-enemy-state-executed-FLAMETHROWER.html

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      But but but … Kim Jong-un is a Basketball Fan Boy and a Really Nice Guy who is totes misunderstood! Just ask Barky’s bb-bff Dennis!

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  16. Pistol Pete

    Some pretty depressing stuff today.
    Here’s a couple videos I think might cheer you up.
    Children Spontaneously Break Out Into National Anthem at a Movie Theater & It Will Overwhelm You

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      With the video: ” Published on Apr 4, 2014

      My name is Hannah Kunze, I am the manager of a before and after school program on Naval Station Rota, Spain. April is the Month of the Military Child and I wanted to share a glimpse of what it means to work with these children.

      Patrons are asked to stand for the National Anthem before a showing in our local movie theater. Today we took 40 children to a matinee. Our children (ranging from 5 to 12 years old) will stand, then without being asked, belt out our National Anthem with their hands on their hearts.

      It gives you chills to see patriotism like this displayed in youth at such a young age. Our kids know what it is to have daily sacrifices for our country. They know no other life then the one they have, but they are happy children living happy lives.

      Take a moment and share this video to show your appreciation not only for those who serve our country, but those who they come home to.”

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  17. Pistol Pete

    1500 North Hills (PA) High School students lip sync to
    Wake Me Up.
    Maybe the country will be OK.
    DW watched this with me and thought it was great.I hope you agree

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  18. Pistol Pete

    You’ve heard of “cow tipping,” but in the city they tip smart cars!
    I actually hAVE gone cow-tipping.
    I know smart-car tipping is felony vandalism,but given the wackos that drive these stupid things,I think its pretty funny.
    Back in the day,our pastor drove a VW bug.We’d pick it up and put it between the back wall of the church and the utility pole that gave him about 6″ in front and back and was impossible to get out.We’d always move it back because we didn’t want to piss off God.
    http://theblacksphere.net/2014/4/smart-car-tipping-fun#f3EDMjDxDMa61KpV.99

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  19. Pistol Pete

    North Dakota Is Most-Trusted State; Illinois Is Least
    Illinois ranked dead last, with only 28 percent saying they had a great deal or fair amount of trust and confidence in the state government.
    And yet people keep electing democrats over and over and over.
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/cnsnewscom-staff/north-dakota-most-trusted-state-illinois-least#sthash.3mXlKhN9.dpuf

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  20. Pistol Pete

    Nearly 90 Percent Say Illinois, Chicago Government Is Corrupt

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