PETE’S PAGE; MONDAY MONDAY

Posted by Pistol Pete

There must have been a disturbance in the force yesterday.Our hit count was through the roof.

In a perverse way,I kinda wish some lib trolls would make themselves known.I haven’t pissed one off in a while.

 

  • Ophrys Apifera was spotted in Spain by a British photographer
  • The rare orchid bears a remarkable resemblance to the cartoon character
  • THIS IS ALSO KNOWN AS THE BEE ORCHID OR “SHREK FLOWER”
  • maybe BoB or Chrissy have one in their garden

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Orchid Looks Like Shrek

 

OUR BELOVED DESPOT SNEAKED OFF TO ANDREWS AFB FOR ROUND #167 THIS WEEKEND

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I SWEAR THIS PHOTO IS NOT RETOUCHED.IF THE BUTCHER DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A TRANSGENDER,I’M REALLY 25 AND FABULOUSLY WEALTHY

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HUMA,I KNOW YOU’RE IN THE MOOD,BUT STOP BLOWING IN MY EAR.I’M BUSY NOW.I’LL DO YOU LATER

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2597390/The-Shrek-orchid-Rare-flower-looks-exactly-like-green-skinned-ogre-wearing-waistcoat.html#ixzz2yDa5kGnL

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  1. Pistol Pete

    Obama to attend DCCC, DSCC events in Texas
    President Obama will attend Democratic events next week during a two-day trip to Texas.

    On Wednesday, he will attend two events in Houston hosted by the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee and Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee.
    in between fundraisers,the Benevolent One will honor the victims of Fort Hood with his presence for a brief photo-op and self-serving speech.They’re the only type he gives.Then back to business.

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/house-races/202695-obama-to-attend-dccc-dscc-events-in-texas-next-week#ixzz2yDg8ZN00

    Obama to attend Fort Hood memorial service WednesdayThe Obamas were already scheduled to begin a two-day trip to Texas on Wednesday to take part in Democratic campaign fundraisers in Houston. On Thursday, they are both scheduled to travel to the Lyndon Baines Johnson Library and Museum in Austin, where the president is to deliver remarks at a civil rights summit to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the signing of the Civil Rights Act.

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/04/06/obama-to-visit-ft-hood-shooting-rampage/7380893/

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  2. Uhhhhhhhhrrrkkkkk. I need to hurl. Dangit, Pete. You usually don’t put up the Hillary pics before I’ve had a chance to get breakfast. *slinks off to baffroom*

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    • Pistol Pete

      That was the most hideous non-photoshopped picture of Cankles I’ve ever seen.I just had to share with you.

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Obama to Headline Al Sharpton Conference
    The Sharpton conference ostensibly is to “honor” the legacy of Martin Luther King, Jr. Organizers claim that the event is not just for honoring King but for “proactively engaging in dialogue that will spawn change.”

    Al Sharpton founded NAN in 1991 when he was but a community agitator in New York, long before he became an MSNBC TV host. For his work with the organization, NAN paid Sharpton nearly $250,000 in 2011.

    But the organization has had numerous money problems and has even been investigated by the federal government. In 2006, the IRS fined the organization for not properly reporting its taxes. It still owes $1.9 million in back taxes and penalties.

    Mymymy….Barry and Fat Al hustlin’ the homies

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/04/05/Obama-to-Appear-at-Al-Sharpton-Conference

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      MLK Jr was a Pro-Life Republican. But no matter. Obamacrats are illiterate, so they’ll never know.

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  4. Pistol Pete

    He Reports. They Recite.

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  5. Pistol Pete

    Confirmed: Dozens of TVs Were Looted from Arena at DNC in Charlotte
    They booed God.
    They booed Israel.
    They looted TVs.

    LG Electronics firm says 72 television sets went missing from the Charlotte arena after the DNC.

    The firm says it lost $75,000 worth of equipment that was never accounted for.

    What? You expected thousands of leeches all screaming for more handouts not to steal everything not bolted down at their political convention? Are you serious? I’m surprised they even left the building intact and didn’t torch the place on the way out.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/04/electronics-firm-says-dozens-of-tvs-were-looted-from-arena-at-dnc-video/

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Students Fed Up With Michelle Obama’s School Lunch Overhaul — Menu-Item Snapshots Spell Out Why
    The pictures of what these kids are expected to eat for lunch would make you hurl.You need to see it for yourself.I would not be surprised if a majority of school districts tell the First Fatass to piss off.
    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/04/05/students-fed-up-with-michelle-obamas-school-lunch-overhaul-menu-item-snapshots-spell-out-why/

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Jeb Bush: Illegal Immigration An ‘Act Of Love’
    Jeb Bush, a potential Republican presidential candidate in 2016, said on Sunday that illegal immigrants who come to the United States to provide for their families are not committing a felony but an “act of love.”
    Lets have Jeb,Romney and McAmnesty all run in 2016.What could possibly go wrong??

    http://patdollard.com/2014/04/jeb-bush-illegal-immigration-an-act-of-love/#fkCdXxuRgL13x6Jd.99

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    • Ting

      Oh, sure, Jeb. And I guess this means that it is also an act of love to rob a bank – just to support the family, you know…

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  8. Pistol Pete

    The so-called “republican marionette” speaks.You can’t even see the strings.

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Former Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. transferred after prison dispute
    Former U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. has been moved from a federal prison in North Carolina to a minimum-security prison camp in Montgomery, Ala., after clashing with prison officials and being placed in solitary confinement, a source told the Chicago Sun-Times.

    The 49-year-old former Chicago congressman had been advising other inmates in North Carolina about their rights in prison, according to the source, who said a guard took exception to that.
    Felons know how to game the system.He entered the ‘drug and alcohol rehab’ program,which automatically knocks 6 months off your sentence.With time off for good behavior he could be out before the end of the year.When he does look for him to go right back to get his seat back so he can steal some more.And he’ll get it.Blacks have no standards save race and liberal ideology.
    http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/26661249-418/former-rep-jesse-jackson-jr-transferred-after-prison-dispute.html

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Jimmy Fallon’s ‘Top 10 Reasons David Letterman Is Retiring’ (No. 4 Takes a Jab at Obamacare)
    Here’s his list:

    10. Wants to quit while he’s still able to compete on Dancing With The Stars.
    9. Made millions selling crack to Rob Ford.
    8. Time slot was getting too “Jimmyesque.”
    7. He’s not retiring — he’s “consciously unhosting.”
    6. Stop! Hammock time!
    5. Hillary/Letterman 2016!
    4: After 31 years, finally got through to the Obamacare website.
    3. One word: E-LOprah.
    2. Jay Leno needs a partner for next season’s Amazing Race.
    1. Jimmy Fallon is stealing his bits.
    Number 11 added by me:he’s a talentless puke who should have retired in 1983.

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  11. Pistol Pete

    The McAuliffe Way: Not What The Framers Intended
    Today, in Virginia, the people are not being served by those who have been elected to office, at least not those elected from the Democrat and Progressive factions of the political arena. In order to “serve” the people – and that does not mean only the people who voted for the political victor, those elected to office must faithfully – faithfully – execute their offices. Democrats and Progressives in Virginia, led by their newly elected governor and former Clinton operative Terry McAuliffe, are not only ignoring close to half of their constituents, they are threatening to punish the electorate for the non-conformity of the minority party in State government.

    I read where McAwful carried the woman vote by 29 points.What the hell were they thinking?
    http://virginiafreecitizen.com/2014/04/04/mcauliffe-way-framers-intended/

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Las Vegas is not the place for the GOP convention
    Speculation abounds that the 2016 Republican National Convention will take place in Las Vegas. Some of this names Sheldon Adelson, casino magnate and major donor to GOP causes, as the reason.

    Real bad idea.All the millions spent will go into the coffers of the SEIU,who rigged the voting machines in 2010 to steal Reid’s senate seat from Sharron Angle.He gets a piece of everything they get.
    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2014/04/las_vegas_is_not_the_place_for_the_gop_convention.html

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  13. Pistol Pete

    Rangel didn’t pay rent but state bailed him out
    State taxpayers were stiffed out of at least $87,000 when Rep. Charles Rangel stopped paying for the district office he rents in Harlem’s Adam Clayton Powell Jr. State Office Building, records ­obtained by The Post show.

    His staffers’ excuse? They lost the lease, according to state Office of General Services correspondence.
    He’s a liberal….they expect all their stuff for free.
    State taxpayers were stiffed out of at least $87,000 when Rep. Charles Rangel stopped paying for the district office he rents in Harlem’s Adam Clayton Powell Jr. State Office Building, records ­obtained by The Post show.His staffers’ excuse? They lost the lease, according to state Office of General Services correspondence.State taxpayers were stiffed out of at least $87,000 when Rep. Charles Rangel stopped paying for the district office he rents in Harlem’s Adam Clayton Powell Jr. State Office Building, records ­obtained by The Post show.His staffers’ excuse? They lost the lease, according to state Office of General Services correspondence.
    http://nypost.com/2014/04/06/rangel-failed-to-pay-rent-on-harlem-office-but-state-bailed-him-out/

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  14. Pistol Pete

    The NYPD and FDNY hold a charity hockey game.They show the mutual respect they have for each other.

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  15. Pistol Pete

    Muslim Brotherhood Launches Own U.S. Political Party
    With an eye toward the 2016 election, the radical Muslim Brotherhood has built the framework for a political party in America that seeks to turn Muslims into an Islamist voting bloc.

    ‘Muslim voters have the potential to be swing voters in 2016,” said Nihad Awad in launching the benign-sounding U.S. Council of Muslim Organizations, whose membership reads like a Who’s Who of Brotherhood front groups.
    They already have a political party…the democrats.
    And the first Muslim Preezy…his name is Barack.

    http://news.investors.com/ibd-editorials/040114-695470-muslim-brotherhood-launches-own-american-political-party.htm#ixzz2yE2WtA4Y

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  16. Pistol Pete

    How Comcast Bought the Democratic Party
    A huge merger brought about by high-intensity lobbying goes unopposed.
    The democrats whore themselves to any company or interest group who can pay their asking price.
    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/375116/how-comcast-bought-democratic-party-matthew-continetti

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  17. Pistol Pete

    5-year-old finds flaw in Xbox Live security while hacking into his dad’s account
    A 5-year-old San Diego boy has outwitted the sharpest minds at Microsoft — he’s found a backdoor to the Xbox.

    Kristoffer Von Hassel managed to log in to his father’s Xbox Live account. When the password log-in screen appeared, Kristoffer simply hit the space button a few times and hit enter
    The regime says you should feel safe putting all your personal information on healthcare.gov.
    The identity thieves are waiting for you.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2597518/5-year-old-finds-flaw-Xbox-Live-security.html#ixzz2yE4dmsnu

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Entire city goes with online-only voting

    Critic: ‘Putting an election online is fraud waiting to happen’
    Given the blatant theft democrats get away with every election,I hope I’m dead and buried before the country goes to all online voting.The republican party would be gone in about two cycles.

    http://www.wnd.com/2014/04/online-only-voting-becomes-reality/#CgGRSrtd5ybo534B.99

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  19. Pistol Pete

    Four years ago, Tea Party conservatives put Republicans in charge of Congress and Eric Cantor became Majority Leader. But this weekend, Cantor is in Florida raising money to defeat Tea Party conservatives. Why? Because to Cantor, conservatives are a bigger enemy than Barack Obama and Cantor’s record proves it

    Here ya go,Ting

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