PETE’S PAGE; APRIL FOOLS EDITION

Posted by Pistol Pete

The irony of the fact that the day following the Obamacare deadline the regime announces over 6 million signups and it being April Fool’s day is not lost on me.Media types across the nation are drinking heavily,dancing clumsily and having multiple orgasms over thos pile of horse manure.The democrats have learned they can get away with telling the most outrageous lies they can think of and the presstitutes will dutifully parrot their lies to masses who couldn’t care less about anything but the next welfare check.NBC hack F.Chuck Todd giddily announces that once the signups hit 6 million it became “unrepealable.”Nobody bothers to mention that if it was that good they wouldn’t delay its implementation of parts of it until after the 2014 elections and the real pain until 2017 when Barky will be kicking it with Reggie in Hawaii.

You may have thought that being April Fool’s I would post some really stupid crap.I’ve decided to make my posts from now on all-business,serious topics and sober commentary.No more funny stuff………..

Just kidding.

found a couple pictures I put my own captions on….tell me what you think.

 

THE WOOKIE PROUDLY SHOWS OFF THE TWINS SHE BORE AS A RESULT OF A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH A LABRADOR RETRIEVER

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‘UMMM…MR. PRESIDENT,I’VE HEARD BLACK MEN HAVE REALLY LARGE PENISES,EVEN THOUGH YOUR WIFE COMPLAINS YOU’RE HUNG LIKE A HAMSTER.CAN YOU ..UH,…TAKE IT OUT SO I CAN SEE FOR MYSELF?I HAVE RUBBER GLOVES ON.’

In the background:

Dirtbag:’OK,Harry,I farted.But at least I don’t have to hide the fact my adult diaper is leaking.’

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THIS STATUE OF A CAMEL WAS BUILT WITH $400,000 0F TAXPAYER MONEY.YOU CAN SEE IT…IF YOU’RE EVER IN PAKISTAN

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This is MSDNC Wunderkind Ronan Farrow.He got an award three days after his show started last month.He is going to be cancelled because his ratings are lower than reruns of  The Golden Girls on the Hallmark channel.An official at the networks was quoted as saying “he kind of stinks on television.”

Ronan is the son of Mia Farrow and either Woody Allen or Frank Sinatra.(she’s not sure which).I’m a little disappointed that Sinatra would bump ugly with the charming Ms. Farrow.For the love of Pete,he was boning Ava Gardner when she was the hottest thing on two legs in the ‘late ’40s.She still looks better than that tub of dirty dish water and she’s been dead since January of 1990!

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he DOES kind of look like ‘Ol Blue Eyes,doesn’t he?

 

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Hope you enjoy todays offerings.I make no promises.

 

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26 responses to “PETE’S PAGE; APRIL FOOLS EDITION

  1. Pistol Pete

    Carney on Obamacare: ‘This Is Not a Victory Lap’
    “this is not a victory lap,” Carney said. “All this is about is providing benefits to the American people. It’s really not about the midterm cycle or, you know, what a critic in the Senate or the House says versus what we say. It’s about delivering on a promise that the Affordable Care Act embodies and that the president made and that many presidents prior to him tried to make.” Carney said it will take time for the “final, final number” open-enrollment number to come in, and he promised that demographic information will be released when it becomes available
    http://cnsnews.com/news/article/susan-jones/carney-obamacare-not-victory-lap#sthash.w9OCQ96W.dpuf

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  2. Pistol Pete

    Obamanomics in Action: 260,000 College Graduates in Minimum Wage Jobs
    the regime has convinced young people to spend money they don’t have on an education they can’t use for a job they won’t get….Brilliant.
    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/03/obamanomics-in-action-260000-college-graduates-in-minimum-wage-jobs/

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  3. Pistol Pete

    Expert Hacks Healthcare.gov in 4 Minutes

    In what sense is a broken website “fixed” when it’s completely insecure?

    Security consultant David Kennedy, who has testified before Congress about the flaws in Healthcare.gov that have made people’s information unsafe, revealed Monday he was able to gain access to the personal records of 70,000 Obamacare enrollees in four minutes.

    This is one of the reasons I never considered signing up.I had my identity stolen once and it was a nightmare getting straightened out.

    http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2014/04/01/expert-hacks-healthcaregov-4-minutes/

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  4. Pistol Pete

    this is a brilliant political ad that’s a takeoff on Paul Harvey’s ‘God Made A farmer.’

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  5. Funny stuff today, Pete! Thanks! Unfortunately, you can’t go over to 4GFC for any additional April Fools humor today, because they got sold to Al Jazeera. That means you may get some undesirable refugees over here. Sorry about that in advance. 😉

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    • Pistol Pete

      I am not afraid.When I walk into a room,people either say:’Oh,it’s just you’ or they run like hell.It would bother me if I were the sensitive type,but I’m not.
      We welcome all people and opinions here,even lib trolls,though they struggle mightily with polysyllables and nobody here thinks ‘mother’ is half a word.

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  6. Pistol Pete

    Air Force removes Bible from POW-MIA display
    I get so sick of a tiny sliver of candy-assed PC whiners bullying everybody into kissing their backsides.Its just insidious.

    Since when does one unnamed, unknown individual have veto power over the First Amendment rights of all people in the military and in this case the Air Force?” he asked.
    http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/03/31/air-force-removes-bible-from-pow-mia-display/

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  7. Pistol Pete

    Levin: Caterpillar avoided $2.4B in taxes
    While the report, from the Senate Permanent subcommittee on Investigations, said Caterpillar had done nothing illegal, it criticized the manufacturing giant for trying to avoid paying U.S. taxes.
    Imagine a for-profit business that does what it has to to show a profit instead of submitting to being extorted by government robber barons who steal them blind and call them greedy .

    http://thehill.com/blogs/on-the-money/domestic-taxes/202200-caterpillar-avoided-24b-in-taxes-charges-sen-levin#ixzz2xen9jgQq

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  8. Pistol Pete

    Judge Jeanine to Obama: Putin Has Been Bitch-Slapping You!
    She shoots….she scores

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      The decline of the USA was the POINT of his administration. The people who pushed him into the White House are giddy with delight thinking they’re about to become kings of a new global feudal order. What they don’t get is that God is permitting all of this because He’s ready to bring down the curtain on this fallen Earth. Come, Lord Jesus!

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  9. Pistol Pete

    Rich man who pled guilty to raping his young daughter gets probation because he wouldn’t “fare well” in prison
    A Superior Court judge who sentenced a wealthy du Pont heir to probation for raping his 3-year-old daughter noted in her order that he “will not fare well” in prison and needed treatment instead of time behind bars, court records show.
    Somebody tell this hack judge that people generally DON”T “fare well” in prison.thats the idea.
    Affluenza….got it?
    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/03/31/rich-man-who-pled-guilty-to-raping-his-young-daughter-gets-probation-because-he-wouldnt-fare-well-in-prison/

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  10. Pistol Pete

    Obamacare Real Enrollment: Just 1.7% of Uninsured Covered
    Even conceding the White House its alleged six million enrollment figure (which, again, includes duplicates and incomplete applications), that would mean that just 810,000 of paying Obamacare customers were previously uninsured, a figure that represents 1.7% of America’s 48.6 million uninsured people.
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/03/31/Obamacare-Real-Enrollment-Just-1-7-of-Uninsured-Covered

    Three Quarters of Enrollees in Obamacare to See Premiums Rise
    Indeed, Obama promised it many times, but Dr. Toby Cosgrove says it’s simply not true. “About three-quarters of them find that their premiums are higher than they had been previously with other insurance,” Cosgrove told Fox News.

    Furthermore, Dr. Cosgrove asserted that Obamacare is having a “major effect” upon health care providers. “We know for example that we’re going to get paid less for what we do,” the doctor explained. “Hospitals are going to be paid less for what they do. We also know that insurers are paying less for what we do.”
    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/03/31/Three-Quarters-of-People-Enrolled-in-Obamacare-To-See-Premiums-Rise

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  11. Pistol Pete

    South Carolina University Holds “How to be a Lesbian” Seminar, Uses Taxpayer Money
    Guest lecturers include Ellen Degenerate,Butch Maddow and Justice Elaine ‘Dyke-girl’ Kagan.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/sarahjeanseman/2014/03/31/south-carolina-universty-holds-how-to-be-a-lesbian-seminar-uses-taxpayer-dollars-n1817202

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  12. Pistol Pete

    Willie Robertson Wants to Take Obama Hunting
    That would be classic TV.
    What are the odds you’d get a sissified douche like Barry to put on some camo hip waders,sit in a duck blind and actually try to fire a real gun?
    I would hazard a guess the odds are slim and none…fat left town already.
    http://townhall.com/tipsheet/heatherginsberg/2014/03/29/willie-robertson-wants-to-take-obama-hunting-n1815514

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    • chrissythehyphenated

      I read somewhere that the day Clinton went for a duck hunting “look at my testosterone” campaign photo shoot … he showed up late, had to borrow all the equipment, did no actual hunting, but when someone else bagged some ducks, he took them so they could take photos of him holding “his” kill.

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  13. Pistol Pete

    The Four Roots of Obama’s Foreign Policy Catastrophes
    1. Obama never cared about foreign policy

    2. Obama is a naïve peacenik

    3. Obama is not ready for prime time

    4. The Butcher of Benghazi
    Hillary Clinton was a disastrous choice for Secretary of State, and a choice made for all the wrong reasons.

    She had absolutely no qualifications for the job, no serious understanding of foreign policy, and nothing resembling a strategic vision. She’s Henry Kissinger, except without the Henry Kissinger. You don’t hear about an Obama Doctrine because there is none. There are no guiding principles to this president’s foreign policy, because there was no one around to think any up.

    http://www.whitehousedossier.com/2014/03/28/roots-obamas-foreign-policy-catastrophes/

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  14. Pistol Pete

    District’s unionized teachers ‘hold kids hostage because they want … a bigger paycheck’
    CLARKS SUMMIT, Pa. – Teachers who are upset with union contract negotiations in the Abington Heights School District are taking their frustrations out on students by refusing to write letters of recommendation.

    The selfish move, which is a common pressure tactic among education labor unions, will undoubtedly impact the ability of students to apply to college or other post secondary programs, although district officials contend they’re working to address the issue, the Times-Tribune reports.
    They don’t care….kids don’t vote.
    http://eagnews.org/abington-heights-unionized-teachers-hold-kids-hostage-because-they-want-a-bigger-paycheck/

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  15. Pistol Pete

    On Monday, Chris Christie told Megyn Kelly his very public “bear hug” with Obama before the 2012 election did not hurt Mitt Romney.
    The Kraut begs to differ.
    “I think many Republicans are extremely upset with what was described in the press as giving Obama a bear hug,” Krauthammer said on Sunday in a debate with Obama strategist David Plouffe, according to Politico. “I saw it slightly differently, I thought it was more of like a lap dance. Not a phrase I would use on television, since the image is too disturbing.”

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  16. Pistol Pete

    As November disaster looms, Dems forming circular firing squad
    There is going to be hell to pay for the Democrats in November. Having rammed through a disastrous transformation of health care, a lot of congressional Democrats and many more down the ticket suspect that voters will vent their anger at the party that foisted the travesty on us.
    http://americanthinker.com/blog/2014/04/as_november_disaster_looms_dems_forming_circular_firing_squad.html

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  17. Pistol Pete

    ABC/WaPo poll: Democratic support for ObamaCare surges, plurality of public now supports the law
    In November, at the depths of the Healthcare.gov 404pocalypse, support overall stood at 40/57. Today: 49/48 thanks to a collective sigh of relief over the new sign-up numbers from Democrats.

    Ah,but do you know how they worded the question to get the result they wanted?
    Check this out:
    “Overall, do you support or oppose the federal law making changes to the health care system?” Which one?
    That’s how they do it,folks.
    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/03/31/abcwapo-poll-democratic-support-for-obamacare-surges-plurality-of-public-now-supports-the-law/

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  18. Pistol Pete

    Almost time for Paladin on the Encore Western channel.I’ll leave you with this:
    I promise you’ll enjoy it

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  19. Ting

    Thanks for the links, Pete – as always. Enjoy the Paladin show!

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