Daily Archives: March 28, 2014

Raising our kids in a world without evil

2014_03 26 Lil Buzz

I’ve talked about the Rapture with some young moms and there is a similar lament. “But I want to raise my kids first!” Today, while looking for something else, I stumbled across Isaiah 11:6-9, which seems to teach that we will be able to not only raise our kids and enjoy our grand kids, but also do it in a world without evil.

Then the wolf shall be a guest of the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the young goat;
The calf and the young lion shall browse together, with a little child to guide them.
The cow and the bear shall graze, together their young shall lie down;
the lion shall eat hay like the ox.
The baby shall play by the viper’s den,
and the child lay his hand on the adder’s lair.
They shall not harm or destroy on all my holy mountain;
for the earth shall be filled with knowledge of the LORD, as water covers the sea.

The photo of Lil Buzz was taken 2 days ago. Just think … if we get Raptured soon, we’ll not only all be together, but I’ll have a glorified body that can run and play again!

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PETE’S PAGE; FRIDAY FUN

Posted by Pistol Pete

We made it to Friday.Take a break from the normal BS that permeates our society and just enjoy the ravings of an old man slipping further into dementia.There are no penis or breast articles that I can recall today,but there are two dealing with that bodily function everybody does and nobody talks about(except with your spouse,unless you have really gross friends.)Got some cool screen captures,too.

 

THESES LOOK JUST LIKE VALJAR’S SLUMS BACK IN CHI….FULL OF MY SECTION 8ERS

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WHAT’S THE GHETTO VERSION OF MR. POTATO HEAD?…DEAD BEET DAD

WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR OBAMA VOTERS IN A CADILLAC?…GRAND THEFT AUTO

 

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BARRY THOUGHT HE WAS MEETING SAUDI KING ABDULLAH…IT WAS ACTUALLY A LOOK-ALIKE NAMED SALEEM ABDUL YOMAMA,AN ITINERANT GOATHERDER.THE MEDAL BARRY’S WEARING IS MADE FROM PULL TABS FROM ‘INFIDEL BEER.’

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BELGIUM MADE BARRY A LIFESIZE COOKIE OF HIMSELF WITH A BASKETBALL.THEY ORIGINALLY MADE IT OF HIM WITH A GOLF CLUB BUT THE NAALCP SAID HE LOOKED “TOO WHITE”,SINCE BRUTHAS DON’T PLAYS NO GOLFS.

MICHELLE BIT THE HEAD OFF STRAIGHTAWAY AND REGGIE LOVE OUTRACED CHRIS MATTHEWS AND A CROWD OF MEDIA TYPES TO EAT THE ASS.

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Monika Allen,a brain cancer survivor,wore a tutu to run a marathon.

  • Ms Allen was contacted by the magazine and asked for permission to use her photo – but she was not told it would be seen in the ‘BS Meter’
  • It appeared in the section on ‘what’s legit and what’s lame this month’

EDITOR SAID SHE WAS “MORTIFIED” WHEN SHE SAW THE ARTICLE.
AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED,’SELF MAGAZINE’ CAN GO SQUAT ON A CACTUS.

YOU GO,GIRL

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Obama’s foreign policy on a plate

Obama combo platter

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Even with corrupt media, Americans are waking up

AP-GFK releases its lowest ever Obama approval poll

March 26, 2014: 41% Approve vs. 59% Disapprove.

NOTE: 41 + 59 = 100. It is VERY RARE for a poll to have a statistically insignificant number who won’t answer or don’t know.

In January 2014, the same pollsters got 45% Approve vs. 53% Disapprove (plus 2% DK). 4% of these Approves and the 2% DKs all shifted to Disapprove. This is a truly shocking change in just three months!

It looks to me like even the slobbering lapdogs in the Democrat Media Complex haven’t been able to hush up the disastrous news about ObamaDoesn’tCare and PutinDoesCrimea.

2014_03 26 Empty coat thinks he's King by Terrell

January to December 2013 Cable news report

The combined median prime-time viewership of the three major news channels — CNN, Fox News and MSNBC — dropped 11 percent to about 3 million, the smallest it has been since 2007. Best guesses … some folks decided cable was too expensive in the Obamaconomy, while many others switched to the internet as their major news source.

MSNBC = LOST 24% of its total viewership to hit a low of 619,500 viewers
CNN = LOST 13% of its total viewership to hit a low of 543,000 viewers
FOX = LOST 6% of its total viewership to hit a low of 1,750,000 viewers

For some reason, losing viewers did not translate directly to the bottom line.

MSNBC = LOST only 2% in total revenue for a total of $475 million
CNN = GAINED 2% in total 2013 revenue for a total of $1.11 billion
FOX = GAINED 5% in total revenue for a total of $1.89 billion

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When did they start segregating the dairy products?

A funny thing happened on the way to a ham sandwich

By Todd Starnes – March 27, 2014

I was in the mood for a ham sandwich the other day so I walked around the corner to my neighborhood market to pick up some provisions.

I snagged a shopping cart with three workable wheels and maneuvered my way through the store humming along to a Muzak menagerie of Mr. Mister and Lionel Richie songs. I stopped for a brief moment in the produce aisle to admire a pair of hipsters as they harmonized to “Say You, Say Me.”

Anyway, after selecting a deli ham, I dropped by condiments aisle to get a jar of spicy mustard along with some bread & butter pickles.

I was about check out when I suddenly remembered that I needed some cheese.

So I made a beeline for the dairy aisle and that’s when I made a startling discovery. I brought my three-wheeled shopping cart to a screeching halt. I came face to face with a massive sign bearing giant letters.

It read: “HISPANIC CHEESE.”

Hispanic Cheese

I stared at the display for quite some time. I found myself drifting into an imaginary conversation with a store clerk…

“Do you need some help, sir?”

“Yes. Could you tell me where you keep the Caucasian cheese?”

“I’m sorry, sir but we don’t carry Caucasian cheese – although, we do have a rather nice selection of white cheddars.”

I was tempted to purchase some “Hispanic” cheese, but I feared retribution at the checkout counter. What if the clerk confronted me about trying to purchase a cheese that was contrary to my ethnicity?

“Sir, I’m afraid you’ve violated our tolerance and diversity regulations,” I imagined the clerk saying. “It’s apparent that Hispanic cheese is nacho cheese.”

So to be safe, I decided to purchase American cheese (which is allowed provided you have at least two forms of government identification).

I found the entire episode a bit disconcerting. When did they start segregating the dairy products?

Seeing how President Obama ushered the nation into a post-racial age, you’d think grocery stores would be a bit more sensitive to that kind of thing.

Why single out the Hispanic cheeses?

What about the Italians or the French?

What’s next? Will grocery stores separate American cabbage from Bok Choy? Will Basmati rice be allowed to share shelf space with Uncle Ben’s?

Oh, how my taste buds weep for the less fortunate cheese among us.

I recall that delightful song from church days gone by. “Jesus loves the little cheeses, … “

Read the rest @ http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2014/03/27/funny-thing-happened-on-way-to-ham-sandwich/

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